NEW Random Accusations

[Ravenick]

YOU KICKED MY DOG

[Kyle X]

You made a mess where there should never be anything but emptiness.

[Ravenick]

Your talking about my head

[Kyle X]

You're talking about his head.

[imphic]

Your eyes are too close together.

[jrazur]

you have eyes

[Ravenick]

YOUR A FOOL!!!!

ill use my Geass to destroy you

[Kyle X]

You're the bigger fool. I'll use twenty generic giant robots with twenty generic miscellaneous super-powers that have just been unlocked by twenty generic little boys who can all change/recreate/save the world in unique yet similarly-derived ways.

[Ravenick]

*geass activates: time freeze* *destroys eveything*

YOU HAVE FAILED

[Kyle X]

Yeah, well...

You have a smaller penis.

[Ravenick]

well, your OBVIOUSLY blind

[abyssion1337]

you have no true sight, you are blind to the true nature of things only able to grasp that which is superficial

[imphic]

you're living in material world

[Kyle X]

You said it.

[imphic]

Your overconfidence is your weakness.

[Ravenick]

YOUR overcofidence is MY enteraniment

[abyssion1337]

you're a communist

[Odessa]

You're a socialist. woot!

[Ravenick]

IM AN IDIOT!!!

wait.. that came out wrong XD

[jrazur]

you came out wrong

[Ravenick]

your still in the closet

[Odessa]

yyou live in my closet... hm :)

[abyssion1337]

you live in France

[Ravenick]

you have no purpose

[abyssion1337]

you can has cheezburger

[Ravenick]

you cant type

[abyssion1337]

you don't understand memes

[Odessa]

you find lol cats amusing.

[abyssion1337]

you have OCD

[imphic]

You're prone to having blackouts... and you're prone to having blackouts

[Odessa]

You are also prone to blackouts, due to your love of white out.

[Charon]

YOU KILLED GOD

[Tazuto]

you died by gods wrath thinking he could die so easily

[abyssion1337]

you thought you were Jesus, then you leaned Jesus was a lion

[Odessa]

You are the Zombie Tiger who killed Jesus Lion.

[imphic]

You're a pussy. (Arrested Development reference)

[abyssion1337]

You're a pussy. (Arrested Development reference)
I love arrested dvelopment

you are a unicorn

[imphic]

You're a my little pony

[abyssion1337]

you're a ghost

[imphic]

you're a mummy

[abyssion1337]

you're Waldo

[imphic]

You're Torgo

[abyssion1337]

you're a Mexican wrestler

[imphic]

You're Aquaman.

[abyssion1337]

you're bread

[imphic]

You're a germ

[abyssion1337]

you're a tumor

[Odessa]

You are Bob Barker

[abyssion1337]

You're that guy with the glasses

[Odessa]

you're nostaligia chick.

[imphic]

You're Obama girl

[abyssion1337]

You're that chick in the goggles

[imphic]

You're the bee girl

[abyssion1337]

you can't hear the drums

[imphic]

You can't see Jacob

[abyssion1337]

you forgot to buy the red balloons

[Odessa]

You want to bang on the drums all day

[Ravenick]

you made me think of an inappropriate thought XD

[Odessa]

Your thoughts are often dirty ::)

[abyssion1337]

you should be sleeping

[Ravenick]

you should to

[abyssion1337]

as should you

[Ravenick]

your right

[abyssion1337]

you might be surprised to learn that can happen

[imphic]

You might be surprised we can learn

[Odessa]

You two agreed on soemthing?! (passes out again)

[Jazean]

you my dear, are defenseless.

[abyssion1337]

you have no dodge

[Odessa]

you are not the chosen one

[jrazur]

your last name is anderson

[Ravenick]

T_T you touched me

[jrazur]

you touch yourself

[abyssion1337]

you don't like William Gibson

[jrazur]

you are now no longer alone in your solitude. For you're now surrounded by the Furies

[abyssion1337]

you're just copying my sig

[Kyle X]

You're just saying the first thing that pops into your head!

And you guys are using too few exclamation marks!

[jrazur]

you like cowbell

[abyssion1337]

You have a fever and the only thing that can cure it is more cowbell

[Ravenick]

you squeek!!!!!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

you have a curse

[Ravenick]

Awww you noticed XD

[abyssion1337]

you like corn

[Tazuto]

you are corn

[Odessa]

You are me!!

[jrazur]

you are you

[abyssion1337]

you don't believe in the me that believes in you

[Odessa]

you have no idea what that even means!

[abyssion1337]

you don't get the awesome reference and should be ashamed

[Odessa]

you don't know that i don't know the reference you are talking about.

[abyssion1337]

you don't know I don't

[Odessa]

you don't know i'm going to bed.

oh wait, now you do. night.

[abyssion1337]

you don't know my screenshot

[Ravenick]

you don't know i'm going to bed.

oh wait, now you do. night.
you know how much i love to hear from you Vicky

[Odessa]

you have problems with obession :)

[Ravenick]

?you maybe right?

[BopBopBop]

you are wrong.

[Ravenick]

your a ?

[BopBopBop]

you are not.

[abyssion1337]

You don't like linux

[Odessa]

You don't like Linus.

[abyssion1337]

You don't know how to get holy judgment

[imphic]

You don't trust my self-righteous suicide.

[abyssion1337]

you play too much DotA

[Luppi-tan]

You wouldn't know the difference between an Aboleth and the Tarrasque if they attacked you right now.

[Ken-Chan]

u made love to thomas the tank

[imphic]

You threaten my people with slavery and death

[abyssion1337]

you make references to pop culture

[Ken-Chan]

u have a secret fetish for dolphins

[abyssion1337]

that's why you can't go back to sea world

[Ken-Chan]

u never been there

[Luppi-tan]

You made love to all of the dolphins and manta rays in sea world.

[Tazuto]

you made love to shamu

[Dreamer]

what?

[BopBopBop]

You made love to Epic Fail Guy

[jrazur]

you secretly hide peanut butter in your underwear

[Charon]

you secretly hide underwear in your peanut butter

[Ken-Chan]

u secretly wear woman's underwear

[abyssion1337]

you can not defeat air man

[Ken-Chan]

u like air gear

[imphic]

You have all the Pokemon movies on VHS, DVD, and ordered for BlueRay

[amn3sys]

u forgot plushies :)

[Ken-Chan]

u have a digimon pillow

[amn3sys]

i do have a pokemon pillow.... damn u made me say it....

[Tazuto]

you also have a barbie pillow

[amn3sys]

you have lipstick allover your face

[Odessa]

u secretly wear woman's underwear


what's wrong with that? Sure thongs suck, but panties are much better than boxers...


You don't like women's underwear, so you? :(

[abyssion1337]

you like sandwiches

[thedarkmessenger]

you like spinach

[Ken-Chan]

i like to eat ladies underwear

[thedarkmessenger]

you also like to eat mens underwear :O

[abyssion1337]

you like to move it move it

[Ken-Chan]

thats the way ahuh ahuh you like it ahuh ahuh

[abyssion1337]

you lied

[thedarkmessenger]

you told the truth, but in a deceitful manner

[Ken-Chan]

u smack the truth into people

[thedarkmessenger]

you shove it down people's throats!

[Ken-Chan]

u kill for the joy of it

[abyssion1337]

you don't understand the joys of killing

[Ken-Chan]

u have no arms

[thedarkmessenger]

u have no head :o

[Ken-Chan]

u like head

[thedarkmessenger]

u like butt

[Ken-Chan]

u have boobs

[thedarkmessenger]

u have moobies (man boobs)

[Ken-Chan]

u have 1 moobie

[thedarkmessenger]

you have 10 :O

[Ken-Chan]

u like cheese

[thedarkmessenger]

u like blue cheese

[abyssion1337]

you have a face

[imphic]

you have two faces

[thedarkmessenger]

you have 10 :D

[Issitheus]

your penis is shaped like a dodecahedron

[thedarkmessenger]

your dodecahedron is shaped like my penis

[Ken-Chan]

u only have dodecahedrons no penis

[abyssion1337]

you have an elephant in your room

[Ken-Chan]

the elephant is ur sex slave

[thedarkmessenger]

ur sex slave is a computer

[Ken-Chan]

u find the song "i love my computer" to describe your feelings perfectly

[thedarkmessenger]

ur feelings are indescribable.

[Ken-Chan]

u have an indescribable sense of touch

[thedarkmessenger]

you have an indescribably sense of self.

[Ken-Chan]

ur indescribable

[thedarkmessenger]

ur perfectly describable

[Ken-Chan]

ur predictable

[thedarkmessenger]

ur too random

[Ken-Chan]

ur not random enough

[abyssion1337]

you not wary enough

[imphic]

You made waffles

[abyssion1337]

you tried to eat them but the ninjas stopped you

[imphic]

Your ninjas made me hungry >:(

[abyssion1337]

you stole my finest steed

[Ken-Chan]

u killed my commanding officer

[jrazur]

you were your commanding officer

[Ken-Chan]

you were your commanding officer

???WTF???

u were his hat

[Luppi-tan]

You're your own grandpa

[abyssion1337]

you're your own father and mother

[Ravenick]

you hate when i say "BIG O, SHOWTIME!"

[abyssion1337]

you try to annoy me

[Tazuto]

you get annoyed by him alot

[InuBokko]

I ride ice-creme dragons on punk *rainbow* Bitches~

[Ken-Chan]

you play dead

[abyssion1337]

you forgot your wyrmslayer

[imphic]

You forget yourself, sir.

[Ken-Chan]

u are earthworm Jim

[imphic]

You're Krillin

[Ken-Chan]

ur Mr Popo

[imphic]

You're Chaotzu

[amn3sys]

you ate poo whit a spoon

[abyssion1337]

you can't dance and if you can't dance well you're no friend of mine

[imphic]

you don't bring me roses

[abyssion1337]

you don't like roses

[imphic]

you're so vain

[abyssion1337]

you're so hedonistic

[imphic]

you're unbelievable

[abyssion1337]

that accusation was INCONCEIVABLE

[Ken-Chan]

ur possible the stupidest person i know

[abyssion1337]

you didn't get the awesome reference

[Ken-Chan]

u fail at ur subtleness

[abyssion1337]

you're just an idiot, nothing more nothing less

[Ken-Chan]

u dont understand the concept of stupidity

[BopBopBop]

you are the essence of stupidity.

[imphic]

you're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

[Tazuto]

you are a banna in a blender

[abyssion1337]

you miss references often

[Ken-Chan]

u dont like ur phone

[abyssion1337]

you're Santa

[BopBopBop]

you're Satan.

[abyssion1337]

you're Stan

[imphic]

You are (not) alone.

[Tazuto]

your surrounded by enemies

[Ken-Chan]

your not okay

[Odessa]

you want to watch the live action dragonball movie.

[BopBopBop]

you are a man in tights.

[Luppi-tan]

You're the sheriff of Rottingham

[Odessa]

You shagged the sheriff.

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[imphic]

you did not shot the deputy

[Ken-Chan]

ur a dvd

[Odessa]

^ awkward much? :)


You are a mom.

[Ravenick]

YOU like my way of eating Pizza ?

[Odessa]

you like that picture way too much :)

[Ravenick]

YOUR RIGHT

it got C.C., Pizza AND groping. AND Kallen

[Luppi-tan]

You're a commie

[abyssion1337]

you don't know how epic Exalted combat is

[imphic]

You got me monologuing

[Odessa]

you don't like us commies.

[Tazuto]

you dont like americans

[abyssion1337]

you don't like candy

[imphic]

you don't like pr0n

[Tazuto]

you dont like hentai

[Ken-Chan]

u like it too much

[imphic]

you married your hentai, got divorced, and years later rediscovered your love and remarried hentai

[Ken-Chan]

ur masturbating

[Odessa]

your hands are sticky

[abyssion1337]

you life in a monolith

[Odessa]

you live in a monolith with a grammer nazi.

[abyssion1337]

you're a nazi

[acutekat]

your moma's a nazi

[BopBopBop]

you're a nazi hamster,

[Odessa]

you eat live hamsters

[BopBopBop]

you make love to hamsters.

[Odessa]

you don't like furry sex.

[BopBopBop]

you dont like bestiality.

[Ravenick]

and you do.....? XD ODD

[Ken-Chan]

you wish i did

[Odessa]

you wish that I wish that you wish that you didn't.

[abyssion1337]

you can't get things done

[Ravenick]

you all lost me at 'you'

[abyssion1337]

if god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

[Odessa]

if god had wanted you to live he would not have created me


you said something sig worthy.