NEW Random Accusations

[abyssion1337]

you think it belongs in a Hallmark card

[Odessa]

you don't?! that is epic.

[abyssion1337]

you don't know the definition of epic

[Tazuto]

you know the definition of epic fail

[Kuwabara]

you ARE the definition of epic fail

[abyssion1337]

you don't know the plural of lego

[Ken-Chan]

u confused lego with Lego's

[Tazuto]

you dont have Lego's (but i do so hah!)

[abyssion1337]

you lie

[Ken-Chan]

u penis fits in the hole on a DVD

[imphic]

your penis can only be measure with electronic microscope

[Odessa]

you don't have a penis.

[BopBopBop]

you have a penis.

[amn3sys]

you have sex whit you computer

[Tazuto]

you dont

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[Odessa]

you are a hello kitty cosplayer

[acutekat]

you date a hello kitty cosplayer

[abyssion1337]

despite all your rage you are still just a rat in a cage

[acutekat]

despiter your inner demons ur just not that cool

[Odessa]

you are my cat's clone

[acutekat]

you cat looks like hitler

[Tazuto]

your hitler! D=

[Odessa]

your are the love child of hitler and Elmo

[abyssion1337]

you are the love child of Hannibal Lector and HAL9000

[Ken-Chan]

u where eaten by that love child

[abyssion1337]

you didn't realize that love child is Macaulay Culkin

[Ken-Chan]

u dont understand little big planet

[abyssion1337]

you don't like the talking heads

[Ken-Chan]

cuddly things make u sick

[abyssion1337]

you aren't cuddly

[Ken-Chan]

u want to cuddle me

[abyssion1337]

you don't realize how opposite that statement is from the truth

[Ken-Chan]

u believe truth to be another fabrication

[abyssion1337]

you don't understand the concept of metaphysics

[Ken-Chan]

you wonder wat is beyond the universe

[abyssion1337]

you didn't know I've been already

[Ken-Chan]

u cant explain wat u saw

[abyssion1337]

what I saw would break your mind, luck is with you that there aren't words to describe it

[Ken-Chan]

u forget my mind cannot be broken becasue it's not there HAHAHA

[abyssion1337]

I hope you realize that's not a good thing

[Ken-Chan]

sadly i do but i get is back sometime

u wish for me to kill

[Luppi-tan]

You wish the Joker was real.

[acutekat]

you beleive the joker is real

[Luppi-tan]

You believe that Batman is real

[acutekat]

you accept and advocate the post limit

[Luppi-tan]

You don't realize that I don't know what the post limit is.

[acutekat]

your a lucky man or that you haven't run into the 15 second thingy before


your a slow typer then

[Luppi-tan]

You're weird. I am actually a pretty fast typist.

But... What does that have to do with anything?

[acutekat]

it has everthing to do with everything that has ever been done with doing my fine fellow

i can't beleive you do not relieze this


you dolt

[Odessa]

if you can't play nice, you're going to play with ME.

and do you really want that?

you do.

[acutekat]

i do not

especially in the way i think you implying it to be

u speak many false hoods about the current state of my phyche

[Odessa]

you think they are lies, but do not realize what your sub cosncious mind wants: to be a ballet dancer! admit it!


(i apologize if i'm going too far, but it's random accusations, right? if it's too much, say so and i'll stop))

[acutekat]

eh insulting my man hood is fair game
go for it


you know not your own limits

[Odessa]

i know some of my limits, just not all :)


you are elvis.

[acutekat]

how'd you know O.o

you are the disco king

[Odessa]

hey, i'm the queen of break dancing. get it right ;)


you like jazz music

[acutekat]

you like country

[Odessa]

i hate to admit it, but it's wearing off of me. my family plays it 24/7 and i can't avoid it...



you are M.Bison.

[acutekat]

too bad for you i don't know who m. bisson is

hah fear my ignorance

(please don't it's very small)

meanie

(i panicked)

[abyssion1337]

you haven't heard of how Josh describes my new GURPS character

[imphic]

you have an outie navel

[abyssion1337]

you're not Jewish enough to join the blue man group

[Odessa]

^ nice


You are a doll in the dollhouse.

[imphic]

you're a barbie girl, in a barbie world

[acutekat]

you listen to modern rock

[Odessa]

you like ballroom dancing.

[acutekat]

i think you've said that already

[Odessa]

but i like ballroom dancing!!

you... person who points out things!!

[abyssion1337]

you're not wearing any clothes

[Odessa]

i'm wearing clothes...just not all of them...


you LIKE like that, don't you? yes you do....

[abyssion1337]

you're having a breakdown

[imphic]

you like potatoes

[BopBopBop]

you dont like potatoes

[Odessa]

you are Mr. Potatoe head.

[BopBopBop]

You are a cookie.

[acutekat]

the cookie cake is a lie

[abyssion1337]

you like to eat watermelon

[imphic]

you eat the babies of the poor Irish

[Luppi-tan]

You eat the Irish

[acutekat]

you don't

[abyssion1337]

you play DnD

[acutekat]

you play runescape

[imphic]

you play DDR

[Divine Dragoon]

you play Wii fit because your fat

[BopBopBop]

You play World Of Warcraft.

[acutekat]

you don't pay for it

[BopBopBop]

you pay too much for it

[abyssion1337]

you can't split an Atom

[imphic]

you don't understand quantam physics

[abyssion1337]

you don't know what I understand

[Odessa]

you are da bomb.

[BopBopBop]

you arent.

[Ravenick]

you almost saw my secret catgirl i keep in my room

[BopBopBop]

you stole my catgirl

[Ravenick]

you wish

[BopBopBop]

you talk too much

[abyssion1337]

you like short shorts

[Odessa]

you like long dongs

[Tazuto]

you like ding dongs

[Odessa]

you like ho-ho's

[abyssion1337]

you hate everything

[amn3sys]

you hate lolcats,, :)

[abyssion1337]

you're a lolcat

[acutekat]

your mom's a lol cat

[abyssion1337]

you're face is a lolcat

[BopBopBop]

you make love to lolcats.

[Odessa]

you want to help me kill lolcats.

[abyssion1337]

you have an irrational hatred of lolcats

[Odessa]

you WILL hate lolcats with me.

[abyssion1337]

I wont let you

[Ken-Chan]

i will let u not let her

[abyssion1337]

you should rub that thing all over your face

[Ken-Chan]

ur face looked like it was rubbed by a hammer

[abyssion1337]

you like food

[Ken-Chan]

u love food in an unconventional way

[abyssion1337]

you don't for some reason

[Ken-Chan]

u ate kit kat through ur nose

[abyssion1337]

you drink juice with your nose

[Ken-Chan]

i tried to eat someones nose


and succeeded

[Odessa]

You like cheap paranormal romance novels :)

[imphic]

You love Loveless

[Ken-Chan]

u hate santa

[imphic]

you hate hanukkah zombie

[Ken-Chan]

u hate zombie killers

[BopBopBop]

you hate Zombie mukips

[Odessa]

you are secreatly a chocolate covered pretzel on a mission to kill the President.

[acutekat]

you wrote ^ that guys life story in paperback

[Odessa]

you bought the autographed copy

[abyssion1337]

you died once

[imphic]

you only live twice

[Tazuto]

you get ressureccted once

[Odessa]

you wear short shorts.

[abyssion1337]

you were revivified

[Odessa]

you is a zombie.

[acutekat]

you make engrish very goodly

[Odessa]

you knows ze sarcasm man.

[abyssion1337]

you're the carpet demon

[Odessa]

you are the carpet i was born from

[acutekat]

you speak in ways to vague

[abyssion1337]

you don't see clearly

[Odessa]

you see too clearly, seeing things not supposed to be seen

[BopBopBop]

you have a bad hairday.

[Odessa]

you have no hair

[BopBopBop]

you have too much hair.

[acutekat]

you take stuff way too seriously

[Odessa]

you are not who yo usay you are

[BopBopBop]

neither are you.

[abyssion1337]

you're a cup of coffee

[acutekat]

you're a cup of hot liquid

[Odessa]

you are the cup holding my steamy self in place ;)

[abyssion1337]

you have a window

[imphic]

You have Windows 98

[BopBopBop]

you have Windows95'

[acutekat]

you have an apple 2 g

[Odessa]

You messed up all the topic titles.

[acutekat]

you don't get the commedic genious with which this joke was executed

[Issitheus]

You messed up all the topic titles.

Nope, sorry. That was me :P

You are the only one to see my comedic genius. The topic titles were my idea, AMV Minis was all Zarx.

[Odessa]

i kinda figured it was you; you had me on the first topic i checked, as i thought "well ok, maybe i just read that wrong." then i realzied it was more, and i quickly put two and two together, but i was being grumpy as my head is in a lot of pain at the moment. if i had been thinking clearly, i would have gone along with it, trying to throw people off.

live and learn, right?

[Issitheus]

I was hoping nobody would catch it for a while... guess if Odessa got it that quickly, I failed my objective... no offense, Odessa...

You have foiled my plans.

[Odessa]

well... guilt me why don't you. the truth is, i didn't figure it out (you can see me posting about it the site error thread) and only figured it out when i read tazuto mention it was april first in the shout box. i was trying to maintain some dignity as abyss seems to mock my intelligence he can get, and i didn't want to give him fuel for the fire. i didn't even know today was april 1st...so yea, you got me....

[acutekat]

you guys are getting off topic

and im wearing sun glasses

[Odessa]

um...what topic IS this again?

[acutekat]

you are easily confused

[Odessa]

why yes, yes i am.


you are not going to anser me, are you?

[abyssion1337]

you play svonkstones

[Ken-Chan]

u like Wii

[Odessa]

you like me :)

[BopBopBop]

you dont.

[imphic]

you wear a snuggie

[Divine Dragoon]

u think Bridget is a girl!

[abyssion1337]

you're not gay for Bridget (seriously EVERYONE is)

[acutekat]

you had a dream involving a scantly clad simon

[Odessa]

you're not gay for Bridget (seriously EVERYONE is)


can anyone be gay for a transgender person? if she is a woman born in a man's body, do we not accept she is a woman, therefore you would a straight man or a lesbian to date her? or do you go by her genitilia, being a gay man or a straight woman? I personally go by the gender identity, which is the poltically correct way to look at this. I would still do bridget, either way... but the i'm pansexual and proud of it :)


You are confused by my logic

[Issitheus]

Actually, Bridget isn't transgender. He's the twin brother of another boy. In their village, twins are a bad sign, so they made Bridget become a girl (as in dressing like one, and giving him a female name).

You still don't fully understand Bridget.

[Odessa]

i guess it all comes down to how bridgit percieves herself, whether she calls herself male or female. whether born a son or not, if she chooses to be female, that is enough to make her transgender and thus female.


You now know more than you ever wanted to know about transgender people.

[abyssion1337]

you underestimate my knowledge library

also Bridget being a fighting game character doesn't have the personality to demonstrate which he thinks he is(that and he's still a kid)

[Ken-Chan]

u burnt down ur library

[Odessa]

being a kid doesn't make a difference; i've met transgender kids as young as 5 years old. i don't know enough about bridgit to make a claim on her either way, but if she goes by bridgit and dresses as female, i'd imagine female.


You are eating pocky in your underwear.

[Ken-Chan]

u eat pocky in ur bra

[Odessa]

you think of my bra's often

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to eat mine

[Ken-Chan]

i want to eat me

[Adjacent Badger]

You can't spell or do grammar

[BopBopBop]

you cant either.

[Divine Dragoon]

you lick ash trays

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

Vicky I'm putting this thing to bed, Bridget as a character isn't developed for anyone playing the game to assume one way or the other what he/she want's his/her gender to be *insert nature vs. nurture statement here*

[Odessa]

you are Bridgit and the sheriff at the SAME TIME.

[BopBopBop]

you are Index.

[Odessa]

you the index of potatoes, dressed up as bridgit in a sheriff's costume

[BopBopBop]

you luuuuuuuurve mudkipz

[Odessa]

you have gone too far!!! now we fmust duel to the death...!

[BopBopBop]

you luuuurve pirates.
i think im safe now.

[Odessa]

you also love pirates...if you know what's good for ya...

[abyssion1337]

you have scurvy

[Odessa]

you are the love child of Mr. potato head and Barbie's friend skipper.

[abyssion1337]

you fought the funk

[Odessa]

you are not up at 5 am?

[BopBopBop]

you are up at 4.20 am.. go to bed.

[Odessa]

you don't know jack!!!

[BopBopBop]

you dont realize im right.

[Luppi-tan]

You don't realize that you're actually wrong

[Drenaz]

You don't realize anything at all

[Adjacent Badger]

You make cigarettes disappear into your mouth without lighting them.

[BopBopBop]

you have a drinking problemo.

[Adjacent Badger]

You are Pia's greatest fan.

[Odessa]

you are getting oral sex from a norwegian prostitue.

[Adjacent Badger]

It was you

[abyssion1337]

you hate pi

[Odessa]

you ate my pi

[abyssion1337]

you ate my pai

[BopBopBop]

you ate my Pie.

[Adjacent Badger]

Your pi equals only 3.11

[Odessa]

you are the vulcan bastard hoaring my magma armor

[abyssion1337]

the magma armor is a lie

[Adjacent Badger]

so is your hoar

[abyssion1337]

you sound like the treeman

[jeremyhac]

It's your fault Y2k never happened!

[abyssion1337]

you can't find red october

[Odessa]

you killed the Comedian

[imphic]

You are enslaved by Gamblor

[Odessa]

you like russian roullete

[imphic]

You love Flavor of Love

[abyssion1337]

you just lost the game

[Adjacent Badger]

You want to come as my chaperone to the next Innsbrucker Schlager Fest.

[abyssion1337]

you want to accompany me to my class reunion at the Miskatonic

[Odessa]

You are my sex slave.

[Divine Dragoon]

you are my puppet of destruction

[abyssion1337]

I own your soul

[acutekat]

you stole all the good music

[abyssion1337]

you weren't there the day the music died

[Odessa]

you shot the sheriff, stabbed good music, strangled Miss America, and nuked Russua.

[Tazuto]

you did all of the above plus created your own harem

[imphic]

you lost the game

[Kuwabara]

u son of a bitch....u made me lose the game..... ::) :P

[BopBopBop]

you love cookies.

[Charon]

you are Cthulhu

[abyssion1337]

you are Dagon

[Odessa]

who is dagon, besides my doctor?


you know the answers i seek.

[abyssion1337]

I'm not posting it again

[Divine Dragoon]

you eat foot fungus off dead bodies

[abyssion1337]

you're a carrot

[alucard151]

you used Int as your dump stat

[abyssion1337]

you worship Dagon

[alucard151]

your the son of a dwarf without a beard.

[Odessa]

you don't worship our lord and Master, Satan.

[abyssion1337]

due to a typo you've actually been worshiping Stan

[Odessa]

Stan will devour your soul!

wait...

[abyssion1337]

you have the touch

[Adjacent Badger]

You don't

[abyssion1337]

you remind me of the babe (if anyone gets the reference I'll be astonished)