NEW Random Accusations

[Charon]

You watched Labyrinth recently

[Odessa]

you sleep in the nude. in train stations.

[imphic]

You wear your sunglasses at night.

[abyssion1337]

you have special sun glasses that make you blind at the first sign of trouble

[BopBopBop]

you never take your sunglasses off.

[abyssion1337]

you are a hedge, move along

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff115/abyssion1337/ninjahedge.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a hedge fund in human form

[Tazuto]

(burn to abyess lol)
you are a radish

[Odessa]

you are not reading this.

[acutekat]

you are reading this

[Odessa]

you have never worn a bra

[BopBopBop]

you have lost the game.

[Odessa]

you have won the game forever

[BopBopBop]

you are a slowpoke.

[abyssion1337]

you're a slowbro

[BopBopBop]

you're a Slowking.

[Odessa]

you wish to marry edward cullen

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're the lowest in his harem

[BopBopBop]

you are jealous of Robert Pattinson.

[Odessa]

you are not Mr. Pattinson

[BopBopBop]

Neither are you.

[abyssion1337]

you stole my silver hammer

[Odessa]

you sold your silver hammer and are trying to get the insurance money by claiming it was stolen.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You stole the insurance money.

[Odessa]

you are the insurence agent sent to retrieve it.

[abyssion1337]

you're necrotech ships don't float

[daikaisho vanguard]

You move into a necropolis

[abyssion1337]

you don't obey your masters and build up too much resonance

[Odessa]

you killed the internet

[abyssion1337]

you made agreed to a deal with the fey and ate their food

[BopBopBop]

you won the internet.

[Charon]

you don't even now what the internet is

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

Your mother was a hamster.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You ate a hamster

[abyssion1337]

you did something else with a hamster

[BopBopBop]

you kill hamsters for fun.

[abyssion1337]

you don't know how much blood is in a field mouse

[imphic]

you didn't think the old man had so much blood in him

[abyssion1337]

you don't know the proper etiquette

[Odessa]

You are not the droids we're looking for. Move along.

[Lietuvis]

you are wafully... awful (and im a little bit drunk so nothing really beeter than that comes to my head o_0)

[acutekat]

you cant spell good

[abyssion1337]

you're an earth aspect with no war charms

[abyssion1337]

you make references no one gets

[Filleraol]

you're schizofrene or however the hell that's spelled

[daikaisho vanguard]

You use mayomaisse as skin moisturizer

[Filleraol]

and you use skin moisturizer as mayonaisse

[NLAlchemist]

Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!

[abyssion1337]

you're on board for my plan to turn homeless people into zombies
1. kidnap all the homeless people
2. turn them into zombies
3. ????
4. profit

[acutekat]

ahh the old 3. ????? 4. profit joke
classic

you make good jokes

[abyssion1337]

you can appreciate the classics

[Kyle X]

You can't pick up sticks with those salad fingers.

[acutekat]

you use too many internet refferences

[abyssion1337]

you don't like memes

[acutekat]

you lie

[abyssion1337]

you always lie about people who don't

[Kyle X]

You never lie about ugly people.

[abyssion1337]

you're the leader of a Yozi cult

[acutekat]

you're not

[abyssion1337]

you were surprised

[Kyle X]

You surprised me. I blame you.
You're just full of surprises.

[abyssion1337]

you have a good sense of people

[Kyle X]

Your accusation sounds more like a compliment

[abyssion1337]

accusations can be compliments, I suppose that was a statement but you might not have noticed had I not said anything

[Kyle X]

You underestimate my power!

[acutekat]

you overestimate mine enemies

[abyssion1337]

your mother plays card games in hell

[acutekat]

yes very yes finnally a yugi -oh abdridged refference

you're letting this forum die

[abyssion1337]

you're actively trying to kill it

[acutekat]

you fail at killing forums

[abyssion1337]

you fail at life

[Kyle X]

You're getting rude for the sake of time.

[Tazuto]

you have a way with words

[abyssion1337]

you have no words

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't have a Word's Worth

[Kyle X]

You sought acceptance in most of other various poor locations.

[abyssion1337]

you don't fight the good fight

[daikaisho vanguard]

You arouse yourself by eating plastic bags

[abyssion1337]

you're not yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're the father of your auntie.
(Yes, it is possible after all)

[abyssion1337]

you don't know which elder sign to use

[acutekat]

you don't know the on switch from the off switch

[Kyle X]

You can't handle the iPod!

[acutekat]

you can't handle a zune

[nipple]

you're still in hell

[Filleraol]

you still use windows 95

[abyssion1337]

you still use vista

[Filleraol]

Dx
well you...uh...hmm..you are...a ****phile

[abyssion1337]

you're a chair

[acutekat]

you are the chair

[abyssion1337]

you're a narcissist

[nipple]

you're a mini reviewer

[BopBopBop]

you're a Junior Member.

[nipple]

you like my sig

[BopBopBop]

(that got me)

you like my Dp

[nipple]

you drink Diet pepsi

[BopBopBop]

you eat diet tofu

[abyssion1337]

you have a sister that's an alcoholic

[acutekat]

you are that sister

[abyssion1337]

you're the world's biggest moron

[Filleraol]

you're the one who raised him

[abyssion1337]

you recognize my genius

[acutekat]

but only as a pork farmer

[abyssion1337]

you're the pork

[Odessa]

You missed me

[abyssion1337]

you were sleeping

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were there too

[Odessa]

he only wishes ;)

You do too

[abyssion1337]

you're wrong

[Odessa]

you're just embaressed to admit i'm right ;)

[abyssion1337]

no and stop it

also you're a terrible narcissist

[Odessa]

yup. jealous much? :)

[abyssion1337]

no, you like pizza

[Odessa]

you like sandvich's.

[abyssion1337]

you like the demoman

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't know who he is.

[Odessa]

you write your journal inside a deathnote.

[abyssion1337]

you're not a good demoman

[Kyle X]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[abyssion1337]

inconceivable

[acutekat]

a spys sappin your sentry

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're missing your teddybear

[Filleraol]

you stole it and violated it

[acutekat]

you picked up to much weight in the wasteland

[Odessa]

you fight ninja's by moonlight

[abyssion1337]

you're a plant

[acutekat]

you're an aardvark

[abyssion1337]

you're not a mask

[acutekat]

you wear the wrong mask

[abyssion1337]

you don't know what I'm talking about

[acutekat]

you know what you're talking about

you dirty little person

[abyssion1337]

you don't worship the right people

[acutekat]

you get your mail on sundays

[abyssion1337]

you don't

[nipple]

you get blackmailed on sundays

[abyssion1337]

you got mailed to china on sunday

[nipple]

the chineese government mailed you a nuke

*edit*
on sunday

[daikaisho vanguard]

You maled your daughter

[abyssion1337]

you spelled "mailed" incorrectly

[Kyle X]

You dropped the facade like it was going out of style.

[abyssion1337]

you're a Vietnamese prostitute

[Odessa]

you're spying on me again?!

[abyssion1337]

I assure you if I were spying on you, you wouldn't know it

[acutekat]

or would you?

[abyssion1337]

you're afraid

[acutekat]

you fear the reaper

[abyssion1337]

you did a bad job

[acutekat]

you did a good job as a prosititute

[abyssion1337]

your jealous of my income

[acutekat]

your jealous of my bonus

[abyssion1337]

you don't have a bonus

[acutekat]

which is why you're jealous

[abyssion1337]

that makes no sense

[daikaisho vanguard]

You make no sense.

[abyssion1337]

you're nonsensical

[Odessa]

you are insane

[acutekat]

you pulled a knife in new york

[abyssion1337]

you're on a boat

[acutekat]

you're on a plane

[abyssion1337]

you missed the reference

[acutekat]

yah i did

you make obscure references

[abyssion1337]

liar

[Jazean]

you sir, are not a liar, but i doubt that you've seen "Up"

[abyssion1337]

I have in fact seen up

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have seen up, yes, but only 7up.

[abyssion1337]

you're a panda

[Kyle X]

Try telling that to my parents.

You change your hair colour and style in order to change the world.

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a supporter reestablishing British supremacy over Canada.

[abyssion1337]

you get annoyed easily

[Kyle X]

Probably, but I won't show it.

You made AMD buy ATI.

[acutekat]

you're the games people play

[abyssion1337]

you don't believe in yourself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You spend all your time preparing ambushes.

[acutekat]

you get trapped in them

[abyssion1337]

you're not the target

[acutekat]

you are

[Kyle X]

You made a very lame accusation

[abyssion1337]

you didn't point out that I can't ambush myself

[daikaisho vanguard]

You don't consider that a hindrance.

[acutekat]

you don't like the beatles

[abyssion1337]

you don't like Nirvana

[nipple]

you're a member of Nirvana

[abyssion1337]

you're Stan Lee

[Kyle X]

You're a member of PETA

[abyssion1337]

You're a member of the KKK

[daikaisho vanguard]

You dismembered your cat

[abyssion1337]

your eye is bigger than your brain

[daikaisho vanguard]

You sit on a chest of copper coins in a hole beneath a hollow tree

[abyssion1337]

you did a book report on "How to Kill a mockingbird"

[daikaisho vanguard]

You liked it - the report

[abyssion1337]

you made a flash video

[daikaisho vanguard]

You used it for your avatar

[abyssion1337]

you're a fair folk

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a fog fairy

[abyssion1337]

you're a water bender

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're a cultist

[abyssion1337]

you're doing a magic dance

[Kyle X]

You never charge your cell phone responsibly.

[abyssion1337]

you throw out your old minutes

[nipple]

you let this thread die

[daikaisho vanguard]

You sleep like a lock.
(not like a log)

[abyssion1337]

you eat mold

[nipple]

you are mold

[abyssion1337]

you're a moldy fish

[nipple]

you're a golden fish

[Kyle X]

You used "playermodel Tavion_sith_sword" and "saber sith_sword sith_sword", but then couldn't kill the cultist_grip.

[abyssion1337]

you're a raindrop

[daikaisho vanguard]

You suck

[abyssion1337]

you can turn into a car

[daikaisho vanguard]

Megatron is you idol

[NLAlchemist]

you eat worms

[nipple]

you can turn into a worm

[abyssion1337]

you are a wyrm

[nipple]

you are a ghoul

[abyssion1337]

you're a ghast

[nipple]

you're a gasp

[abyssion1337]

you're a grasp

[nipple]

you betrayed your Motherland

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed your fatherland

[Filleraol]

you betrayed your brotherland

[Kyle X]

You made up a land.

[abyssion1337]

you betrayed your Disneyland

[Filleraol]

(made me lol)

you created France and the french language

[Odessa]

you live in never never land.

[abyssion1337]

you live in la la land

[acutekat]

you brought teh swine flu to my camp

[abyssion1337]

you knew it was me from the start

[Ken-Chan]

you had no idea who you where

[abyssion1337]

who the hell do you think I am!

[NLAlchemist]

you think your an god

[abyssion1337]

you think I'm a god

[Kyle X]

You think Sasaki is god.

[abyssion1337]

you think squid is a fruit

[Ken-Chan]

you think fruit is a fish

[abyssion1337]

you think fish is a mammal

[Ken-Chan]

your the missing link between humans and ape's

[abyssion1337]

you're the missing link between fish and amphibians

[Ken-Chan]

ur the missing link between male and female

[Kyle X]

Ouch.. um..
You make "going the distance" look like "desperate to lose weight"

[Ken-Chan]

u make life seem worthless

[nipple]

you make life worthless

[Ken-Chan]

u cant differentiate fantasy from reality

[acutekat]

you use ubuntu

[abyssion1337]

you haven't updated ubuntu recently

[Ken-Chan]

u understand nothing

[abyssion1337]

you make me laugh

[Ken-Chan]

u have no sense of humor

[abyssion1337]

you're really 3 chimps in a man costume

[Ken-Chan]

u have sexual feelings towards bananas

[abyssion1337]

you're in love with a grasshopper