NEW Random Accusations

[abyssion1337]

you're a fireman

[Filleraol]

you stole the 1500th reply

[abyssion1337]

you're a NEET

[Filleraol]

the person in your avatar is your rolemodel

[abyssion1337]

the person in your avatar is only half as laid back as you

[acutekat]

you're always screwing up the count to a million thread

[abyssion1337]

you didn't realize that before I stopped posting there I was the correcter

[cactuargirl]

you all are angrier like an armless, legless ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill.
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:dipg61MzxiKC0M:http://osumaterials.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/pink_sprinkled_donut.jpg

[abyssion1337]

you're talentless

[nipple]

you're shameless

[luffyiscool]

you're lessless

[abyssion1337]

you're witless

[Doomimus]

You're so vain.

[abyssion1337]

you're jealous

[cactuargirl]

you're guilty by association

[luffyiscool]

you fought the law and the law won

[abyssion1337]

you fought Wayne Brady and he murdered you

[acutekat]

you wore his g-string

[cactuargirl]

and you ate it.

[acutekat]

you started the fire

[abyssion1337]

you started the flame war

[acutekat]

you continued it

[Scorchedenigma]

you stole my cat >_>

[abyssion1337]

you took the hobbits to isengard

[Doomimus]

You're the reason the rum's gone.

[Scorchedenigma]

you didnt buy enough rum

[luffyiscool]

you kicked my dog

[abyssion1337]

put the cookie down

[acutekat]

you eat cookies with both hands

[HylAz10]

you stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

[Scorchedenigma]

no you put my cookie in the cookie jar >.>

[abyssion1337]

you're cookie monster

[acutekat]

false allegations against an honorable member of our society

[abyssion1337]

you like pie

[acutekat]

true very true...

too true O.o

[abyssion1337]

you're a bit nervous of my gift

[acutekat]

you have no gift

[abyssion1337]

that's just wishful thinking on your part

[acutekat]

and dillusions on yours

[abyssion1337]

I don't have delusions, I'm perfect and a solar

[HylAz10]

thats what she said

[luffyiscool]

your mother? nice...

[abyssion1337]

you think Luffy is cool

[Doomimus]

Ooo! Ouch, man.

[acutekat]

you're hurtful

[abyssion1337]

you're easy to hurt

[acutekat]

you're a souless desert rat

[abyssion1337]

you're a fish in a bowl

[acutekat]

you're a fish out of water

[abyssion1337]

you're cougar

[Filleraol]

you're planning on spreading a new virus called the Camel flu

[luffyiscool]

you have swine flu, but you don't tell anyone and insist on visiting the houses of people you don't like

[abyssion1337]

you have the personality of a skinned cow

[Doomimus]

You look at your son like a cow looks at an oncoming train.

[abyssion1337]

you're a flying hypo

[acutekat]

you're a unicorn with out a horn AKA a retarded horse

[abyssion1337]

unicorns are awesome

[acutekat]

yes but you have not horn making you not awesome or even underwhelmingly not awesome

[Filleraol]

the president thinks you're a jackass

[abyssion1337]

You possessed

[Filleraol]

you love eating fishdicks

[abyssion1337]

you love giving blowjobs to game developers

[Odessa]

^ You spy on me, apprently.

[scarmullet]

You pissed in my gas tank.

[abyssion1337]

you're wrong, I put sugar in your gas tank

[Doomimus]

You syphoned my gas task and filled it with apple juice.

[Odessa]

You are, in reality, Dr. Doom.

[scarmullet]

YOU were the second gunman on the grassy knoll

[Odessa]

You were my target that day.

[Doomimus]

You are, in reality, Dr. Doom.

Why, thank you.

[abyssion1337]

she means in the sense that you're a goatman that spits out a flame retardant bile, that Dr. Doom

[Doomimus]

Cooooooool.... :D

[abyssion1337]

you know, the doom that's widely considered the worst doom in history

[Doomimus]

I reiterate... Cooooooool.... :D

[Odessa]

You don't appreciate super awesome powers for what they are.

Vampires forever! :)

[Tazuto]

and you do? xD

[Odessa]

of course i do, silly.

You're just jealous become i'm so awesome.

[Riek]

I accuse White, in the kitchen with the... NUNCHUCKS!!
This is random accusations isnt it?

[Filleraol]

you make too random accusations

[acutekat]

this isnt clue
you easily baffled bafoon

[Odessa]

Your sig has been copied seven times, and you continue to lie about it!

[scarmullet]

Your name is NOT Vicky, it is Steve....Liar.

[acutekat]

in regards to vicky

if you can name all the places i've copied it i will be utterly creeped out and slightly flattered

and

you stole my pills

[Riek]

Your all random, in a good way... and i mean everyone

[luffyiscool]

You ARE luke's father

[Odessa]

A fate worse than death...to be a woman named steve (shudder).

You don't know my favorite color is green. wait...i mean...

you messed me up!

[abyssion1337]

you're easy to fool

[acutekat]

you rhyme like a tool

[abyssion1337]

you're a large talking stool

[acutekat]

you're an ignorant baboon

[abyssion1337]

you like to watch cartoons

[acutekat]

but you're on the moon

[abyssion1337]

I'm in love with the moon.
you might say I'd even swoon

[acutekat]

you swoon for the moon

some might say you be a maroon
for swooning over la luna

[abyssion1337]

I can't help it, she's my one true love besides the fair folk

oh and are you familiar with your area's fauna?

[acutekat]

not in the strictest sense i have an idea of what animals we have here

beavers mainly i guess half the places around here are named after them

how bout your flora?

[abyssion1337]

more or less,

oh and I want to change the game, instead of rhyming we should say a word that begins with the last letter of what the other says

oh and to prove this isn't a cop out: I look pretty good in a fedora

[acutekat]

ah arent you a clever devil

with thoughst changing the rules under our very noses as to further thine own goals

[abyssion1337]

Actually I decided I like the way we're already doing it, as I just now was listening to waves breaking on the shoals

[acutekat]

yes it does add that bit of civility to these dark dank holes

[abyssion1337]

hmm I think I may have rhymed in the wrong thread

now my face is red like burning coals

not really but I need the rhyme, it pertains to mojo

[acutekat]

rhyme is like time
it fascinates and captivates when watched we notice what is inside

poetry is queen and her king her captive

[abyssion1337]

wow, that last line was just cheesy, you killed it man, you killed it

[acutekat]

probably let me re write it

yah thats the best i got

never been accussed of being a poet before but this is about as close as it gets

[abyssion1337]

actually I really tired and since it doesn't seem like Iss is going to respond to my last PM I'm going to go to bed, night?

[acutekat]

k its really late so after i respond to all the posts i may do the same




you go to bed to early!

[abyssion1337]

you have no idea how tired I am

[acutekat]

ah but i do i am just more resealant than you

[abyssion1337]

you really don't and you probably aren't

[acutekat]

ah but you are guessing again

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

And I am probably back

[acutekat]

no your not you are mearly a illusion of my demented immagination

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

0.0

Could you imagination do...THIS?!

[acutekat]

you have a disease no one can pronounce or spell for that matter

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Herpagonnasiphaliads!
Spelled, Spoken, and defeated!

[acutekat]

edgar allen poe didn't say it that way

and i dare you to prove me other wise

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Your a moderatly succesful gorrilla linguistician

[acutekat]

is that even a word?

[abyssion1337]

you're high

[acutekat]

you think you're a kite

[abyssion1337]

you think you're a sheep

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

I think your a platipus

[acutekat]

you're a mammal that doesn't make sense

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Your...300$ poorer because MIcrosoft frowns upon thee

[acutekat]

i hate you so much

[abyssion1337]

you are in love with a cactus

[acutekat]

you're jealous

[abyssion1337]

you're delusional

[acutekat]

you're disillusioned

[abyssion1337]

now now we both know that's a falsehood

[acutekat]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll296/acutekat/OHRLY.png

i think not

[abyssion1337]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pK9Ad9DZqDg/R6s3AYGHehI/AAAAAAAAAAM/MUnvylnWtac/S220/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg
Ia R'lyeh

[acutekat]

i need to read that

how is it?

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Just for Tim
http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv23/hermit_crab/TimsDemotivator.jpg

[acutekat]

i hate you soooo much

[abyssion1337]

you're full of hate

[acutekat]

so are you and don't you deny it

[abyssion1337]

actually people like you have taken hate and overused it so much it's not strong enough... I megaloathe you all

[acutekat]

i hold in my heart the most severe of antipathy for you

well two can play at that game

[abyssion1337]

no, you actually suck quite a bit at it

[Doomimus]

actually people like you have taken hate and overused it so much it's not strong enough... I megaloathe you all

How sweet. Feeling's mutual. :D

[acutekat]

didn't post an accusation

[abyssion1337]

you didn't light the lamp

[Doomimus]

You didn't start the fire. Oh, wait....

[abyssion1337]

you're on fire

[luffyiscool]

you're cold as ice, and not willing to sacrifice

[abyssion1337]

you're a sexy magician

[Doomimus]

Why, thank you.

[abyssion1337]

you have a pet seagull

[BopBopBop]

you are a pet seagull

[abyssion1337]

you live in New Jersey

[BopBopBop]

youre jealous of me apparently living there.

[abyssion1337]

no one wants to live in New Jersey

[PaperFreak]

I accuse all of you for liking Deadly Towers! (NES)

[abyssion1337]

you've never been to the mountain

[PaperFreak]

You've never watched a Stephen King movie.

[BopBopBop]

you've never read his book called "Cell"

[abyssion1337]

you never left hand blue

[PaperFreak]

You've never heard DeceasedCrab Yell.

[abyssion1337]

you killed the talking mudcrab merchant

[PaperFreak]

You gave a person catfood to eat.

[abyssion1337]

you ate the catfood

[PaperFreak]

You stole someone's face.

[abyssion1337]

I've stolen lots of people's faces

[Tazuto]

you never show emotion

[natsaa2822]

hey yea the did it was funny at first but not now

[abyssion1337]

you don't get my sense of humor

[acutekat]

you're the reason why atlantis sunk

[abyssion1337]

it was all jolly good fun

[PaperFreak]

You all made my PC suck.

[LawRayLiet]

All of you are judging me!!!

[PaperFreak]

You all like Lay's chips. (Not that they're bad.)

[Tazuto]

You like pringles

[abyssion1337]

you're a prinny

[PaperFreak]

You ate soda and drank chips.

[abyssion1337]

well my realm of madness my rules, you didn't have to visit

also LawRayLiet, do you mind shrinking that pic in your sig just a bit, it's a little too big

[acutekat]

You're the anti-elvis

[abyssion1337]

you the anti face guy

[acutekat]

You're in contempt of court!

[Tazuto]

your the judge

[abyssion1337]

you're the neglected

[nipple]

you're a rotting horse

[abyssion1337]

you're the fugitive

[nipple]

Lets restore this website back to its glory!!!

dude, you know, that's impossible. i mean, you're a spambot and all so don't even try. nice idea btw i've been thinking about that for half a year now

[abyssion1337]

no you haven't

[Doomimus]

No responding to spambots, please. Just report them.

[abyssion1337]

you didn't accuse

[nipple]

you hurt his feelings

[abyssion1337]

you refused to console him

[nipple]

you're a console lover

[abyssion1337]

you don't know much about me

[Tazuto]

you dont console anyone

[abyssion1337]

you took the Hobbits to Isengard

[nipple]

you took the Hobbits to Vvanderfell

[Tazuto]

you took mordor to the hobbits

[abyssion1337]

you tried to simply walk into mordor

[nipple]

in soviet russia mordor once walked in you

[abyssion1337]

we already have a Soviet Russia thread, I accuse you of ignorance of that fact

[JustinM23]

funny pictures

[nipple]

you fap to funny pictures

[JinVicious]

You like to chase down small children and beat them over the head with dead puppies! Sicko!!!

[nipple]

you fap to dead puppies

[JinVicious]

I accuse you of using the same failure of an accusation twice in a row...

[daikaisho vanguard]

You are just being jealous, because he got the idea first

[JinVicious]

When you are me there is no need to be jealous of anyone else.

I accuse you of being jealous of me!

[nipple]

you have personal complexes

[JinVicious]

I does not I am too good to have complexes.

I think you are envious of my non-complexness.

[daikaisho vanguard]

I think your grandma sucks.

[JinVicious]

>_> I am typing like an illiterate 5 year old on purpose.

I think you don't understand sarcasm.

[abyssion1337]

you wear your sunglasses at night

[JinVicious]

lol. You are really to blame for World War 2. I don't know how yet, but I know you're guilty!

[abyssion1337]

now now, I'm not going to reveal my secrets: you'll just have to cope with not knowing

[JinVicious]

If you wish to not tell me I will just use my magic to find out ;)

Also I think you did it so you could take over the United States and steal our cheese reserves.

[Charon]

You don't know about the game

[JinVicious]

The game was invented and played by people with too much free time on their hands.

I sir accuse you of having too much free time!

P.S amusing Avatar pic BTW.

[Tazuto]

you dont have any time...*bang*

[abyssion1337]

you don't have any style

[daikaisho vanguard]

Your style is carved out of a Camenbert

[nipple]

you likez hot tails

[daikaisho vanguard]

Oh, really? Why would you think that?

You spy in the attributes

[abyssion1337]

you live in a pineapple under the sea

[daikaisho vanguard]

You couldn't find an octopus in a bag of rice.

[abyssion1337]

you made a sandwich that was too big to finish

[JinVicious]

*Looks at posts made earlier O.O

This is why I shouldn't stay up for 36+ Hours held awake only by mild amounts of caffeine.

Therefore I accuse myself of not knowing when to STFU and GTF to bed.

[abyssion1337]

you're right

[JinVicious]

you're right

I am always right :D

[daikaisho vanguard]

You're left

[Tazuto]

your up

[nipple]

your down

[daikaisho vanguard]

Yes, it IS in fact my down you've taken

[nipple]

your down actually ran away from you

[daikaisho vanguard]

You were the one who brought me down

[nipple]

you once had down syndrome and you liked it

[daikaisho vanguard]

It was Down's syndrom, not mine. You were the one hiding it in my bag

[abyssion1337]

you haven't played Borderlands yet

[daikaisho vanguard]

You live there

[nipple]

you live in the land down under (this song was stuck it my head for a while the day before yesterday, damn you abyssion, damn you!)

[daikaisho vanguard]

Even with teleportation, you would be unable to set foot on Australian soil

[nipple]

you spent 2 hours getting this thing work http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/8/64%20Teleportation%20Manhole.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

You spent two days making it

[abyssion1337]

you spent a year in Florence

[daikaisho vanguard]

You have never been outside your home town

[abyssion1337]

Mankind ill needs a savior the likes of you

[JinVicious]

Mankind ill needs a savior the likes of you

Castlevainia quote FTW!

You Don't Belong in this world!

[acutekat]

you >: (

[abyssion1337]

you didn't continue

[acutekat]

i did but you were not perceptive enough to catch the subtlety inherent in the statement

[abyssion1337]

there's nothing subtle about you

[acutekat]

like a 2x4

[abyssion1337]

you don't speak softly or carry a big stick