Continued Story 3: Nuclear Edition

[Evileel]

Your sentence must make sense with the previous one. Better don't use more than three words (including articles).

Last time we have ended with:

Which will cause
global
warming to
be cancelled out by nuclear winter

[nipple]

rule #1 - use ONLY 3 words


, so warm mittens

[ThomasJennings]

Ah damn I forgot it could only be three words, sorry for ruining the game :(

[NLAlchemist]

It was dark

[daikaisho vanguard]

in the alley

[nipple]

thank you for completely ruining the game.

could you just follow the previous one?

>:С

___

full of loli

[daikaisho vanguard]

and Hungarian

[Evileel]

ice-cream man with

[tapirs!?]

a cute mustache

[Kyle X]

began to dance.

[nipple]

His cute testicles

[Evileel]

were shining, because

[nipple]

his special diet

[Blargh]

consisted of lots

[Evileel]

frog's testicles and

[Kyle X]

other nutritious crap

[nipple]

in order to

[Kyle X]

make shiny things

[daikaisho vanguard]

resemble banana yoghurt.

[tapirs!?]

but then it

[daikaisho vanguard]

spontaneously combusted

[Blargh]

into a huge

[Doomimus]

barrel roll

[Evileel]

of flaming koalas

[AfroZenPizza]

which lived for

[d3athth3kid]

steve the penguin

[Evileel]

to take over

[AfroZenPizza]

with mind control

[Kyle X]

in one day

[abyssion1337]

with mind bullets

[AfroZenPizza]

but he forgot

[ThomasJennings]

to breathe in

[gigg44]

and take a

[AfroZenPizza]

Etch-a-Sketch with him

[Evileel]

which was really

[Blargh]

unhealthy because of

[abyssion1337]

all the gas

[e1fen1ied]

which was really

[Kyle X]

taking the cake.

[e1fen1ied]

But in my

[Evileel]

butt I found

[AfroZenPizza]

Elvis Presley around

[synbad2]

halfway up

[AfroZenPizza]

singing a song

[N8theGr8]

about twinkies on

[Evileel]

my wet, shiny

[abyssion1337]

and very nauseating

[AfroZenPizza]

, super magical Russian's

[Kyle X]

lucky autographed harmonica

[Blargh]

which, when rubbed

[Kyle X]

with rubbing alcohol

[e1fen1ied]

causes everyone in

[AfroZenPizza]

Kansas to explode.

[Evileel]

However Kansas cows

[AfroZenPizza]

don't produce milk

[Kyle X]

unless you provide

[Blargh]

the proper massage

[abyssion1337]

of the meaning

[AfroZenPizza]

to destroy humanity.

[abyssion1337]

it was very

[Evileel]

very unnecessary to

[Kyle X]

confuse "Massage" and "Message"

[e1fen1ied]

and i'm one

[Kyle X]

to differentiate objectively

[AfroZenPizza]

the truth, and

[Evileel]

a pie is

[synbad2]

very disgusting.

[Blargh]

After visiting 4chan

[e1fen1ied]

i decided to

[Kyle X]

kill my family

[Evileel]

as well as

[Blargh]

rape my couch

[e1fen1ied]

. Then my neighbor

[Blargh]

was giving out

[e1fen1ied]

free kicks in

[Blargh]

the spinal cord

[e1fen1ied]

, which turns out

[Kyle X]

cures happiness

[Blargh]

and makes you

[AfroZenPizza]

vomit much happiness

[Kyle X]

from your kneecaps

[e1fen1ied]

. At that time

[AfroZenPizza]

i walked out

[e1fen1ied]

of my volcano

[abyssion1337]

where they better

[N8theGr8]

serve hot dogs

[Blargh]

or else I

[Kyle X]

won't accept defeat

[e1fen1ied]

from girl scouts

[Kyle X]

, and discovered a

[Evileel]

hidden girls locker-room

[N8theGr8]

underneath my sofa

[abyssion1337]

by con badgers

[Blargh]

which are very

[N8theGr8]

quick to perform

[synbad2]

very stupid stunts

[e1fen1ied]

when they are

[N8theGr8]

Drinking van Gogh's absinthe

[AfroZenPizza]

during the late
N8theGr8 I would like to point out this

rule #1 - use ONLY 3 words

[synbad2]

night show, while

[e1fen1ied]

i was smoking,

[synbad2]

a cuban cigar.

[Blargh]

Now I shall

[e1fen1ied]

kill everyone on

[AfroZenPizza]

the water's surface

[e1fen1ied]

just by using

[abyssion1337]

the mango gun

[e1fen1ied]

of all ultimate

[AfroZenPizza]

showdown of ultimate

[e1fen1ied]

destiny godzilla bot.

[AfroZenPizza]

The TV in

[synbad2]

Pincher Creek Alberta

[N8theGr8]

was stuck on

[e1fen1ied]

the refrigerator in

[abyssion1337]

the bat cave

[e1fen1ied]

of all dimensions,

[N8theGr8]

and of none.

[synbad2]

Everyone died because

[e1fen1ied]

i killed everyone

[Evileel]

, but unfortunately you

[e1fen1ied]

were the first.

[synbad2]

Nuclear radiation eradicated

[e1fen1ied]

by an unorthidox

[Blargh]

type of pony

[e1fen1ied]

which was an

[AfroZenPizza]

Silly God Disco

[e1fen1ied]

from hell, when

[Blargh]

the dark ages

[AfroZenPizza]

began slow descent

[Evileel]

until Julius Caesar

[AfroZenPizza]

conquered Japan, while

[e1fen1ied]

watching amv hell

[synbad2]

and eating popcorn

[AfroZenPizza]

which was burnt

[e1fen1ied]

for 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years,

[Blargh]

it tasted like

[e1fen1ied]

soggy wet pancakes

[AfroZenPizza]

with maple syrup

[Evileel]

which was made

[abyssion1337]

the great Cthulhu

[Evileel]

who was half

[e1fen1ied]

refrigerator and half

[synbad2]

mutated zombie brains.

[Blargh]

Although he is

[e1fen1ied]

pretty fly for

[Blargh]

a cosmic entity,

[e1fen1ied]

he was jerk

[AfroZenPizza]

who cut in

[e1fen1ied]

side of small

[Evileel]

,soft and wet

[synbad2]

dirty cardboard boxes,

[e1fen1ied]

all the way

[synbad2]

home. Mean while

[e1fen1ied]

i was killing

[Evileel]

zombie Nazis, when

[Blargh]

Keyboard Cat ran

[e1fen1ied]

the sewing machine

[Evileel]

made of rotten

[AfroZenPizza]

cake and candy

[synbad2]

ran me over

[e1fen1ied]

and i was

[synbad2]

crushed instantly, but

[e1fen1ied]

i got teleported

[N8theGr8]

to a nightclub

[e1fen1ied]

and drank to

[N8theGr8]

General Erwin Rommel

[e1fen1ied]

came to ruin

[synbad2]

My drinking party

[e1fen1ied]

so i stood

[synbad2]

with my catgirl

[e1fen1ied]

and i took

[synbad2]

her tail and

[e1fen1ied]

slap him so

[synbad2]

hard that he

[e1fen1ied]

didn't know what

[synbad2]

was going on.

[e1fen1ied]

The next day

[synbad2]

a neutron bomb

[e1fen1ied]

wiped out the

[synbad2]

entire Bush Family:sweatdrop:

[e1fen1ied]

, no one cared,

[synbad2]

but threw a

[e1fen1ied]

big giant party

[synbad2]

for 8 days,



{This is getting better and better every entry:p}

[e1fen1ied]

, 6 weeks and


( this the best game ever)

[synbad2]

then gurren lagann

[e1fen1ied]

came to the

[synbad2]

Freedom's aid Fighting

[e1fen1ied]

train of justice

[synbad2]

While the Zero,

[e1fen1ied]

used its ultimate

[synbad2]

Chicken Cannon to



{Reference to the Chicken Cannon from Royal Canadian Air Farce}

[e1fen1ied]

blow up Canada

[synbad2]

and California too.

[e1fen1ied]

How i ended

[Evileel]

up in this

[synbad2]

ongoing nonsense story

[e1fen1ied]

i must continue

[synbad2]

still destroy canada.

[Evileel]

Must crush capitalism

[synbad2]

, said Ivan Somethingov

[AfroZenPizza]

while addressing the

[synbad2]

Stinking Naked Ape

[Evileel]

who was currently

[synbad2]

dying from something

[abyssion1337]

wth n vwls

[synbad2]

but called pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

{yes that is a disease}

[Blargh]

After hearing this

[synbad2]

extremely long word,

[Evileel]

monkey become insane

[synbad2]

from eating rotten

[daikaisho vanguard]

fried green tomatoes

... guess I've been away so long that I've forgotten to make sure I?m on the last page

[Evileel]

stuffed with soft

[synbad2]

chilled monkey brains

http://www.exnemsims.com/thesims/sims2vault/objects/sets/freakshow/xnm_food_monkeybrains001.jpg

[daikaisho vanguard]

of Doom. then

[synbad2]

a dinosaur fell

[e1fen1ied]

from the ocean

[synbad2]

from the ocean:confused:
{What the....???}

and landed on

[daikaisho vanguard]

a bed of

[synbad2]

stinky sheep s**t

[daikaisho vanguard]

(sheep swat) squads armed with

[synbad2]

{not what I was going for but oh well}

Plasma Pulse Shotguns,

[Evileel]

were ordered to

[synbad2]

shoot all hostile

[abyssion1337]

bacon without discretion.

[Evileel]

Various body parts

[AfroZenPizza]

strung across dimensions

[daikaisho vanguard]

became transparent, as

[Evileel]

transparency started to

[e1fen1ied]

tear apart yet

[daikaisho vanguard]

another illigal emigrant

[synbad2]

into many pieces

[Evileel]

of flesh and

[synbad2]

bones. Meanwhile, I

[Evileel]

was fapping with

[synbad2]

my neighbor from

[SquintyMccheese]

the relm of

[synbad2]

underwear loving munchkins

[Evileel]

and pink fag-bots

[daikaisho vanguard]

from Czech Republic

[Evileel]

with made-in-USSR mark

[Filleraol]

in bright pink

[synbad2]

Alien Blood, meanwhile

[abyssion1337]

(I'm going to go over by 2 here but it's going to be totally worth it, and one of the words is an article which I still don't think should count on the basis that many languages don't have them and the other is a preposition so meh)

at the Hall of Justice

[daikaisho vanguard]

the pirates were

[abyssion1337]

stealing the code

[daikaisho vanguard]

of honours of

[Evileel]

Cornholio - The Greatest

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/Cornholio.jpg

[abyssion1337]

douchebag to ever

[daikaisho vanguard]

try brewing ale