Random Accusations: Resurrection

[Fishfreeek]

you eat food

[e1fen1ied]

you drink your food

[Evileel]

Food, which youre currently drinking, is infected with AIDS.

[abyssion1337]

you have a big bag of crabs
You're going to put them in your mouth, oh yes
You're going to go around the town on a market day
everyone's going to look at you and say, "he's got a mouth full of crabs."

[nipple]

you think crabcore is good

[Chillpalazzo]

You know what leekspin is!

[N8theGr8]

You're Gary Busey.

[Fishfreeek]

you own a hat

[Evileel]

maybe I'm a lion

Actually youre a tiger. Sorry http://i26.tinypic.com/206odpy.jpg

http://i26.tinypic.com/2hp24rb.jpg

[Kira2521]

You're obsessed with aids!

[Evileel]

Yeah, Im hardcore AIDS addict.
And youre very clear-sighted ^_^

[Fishfreeek]

you see through your eyes!!

[Shuiia]

You are Captain Obvious :P

[abyssion1337]

You're Commander Cool

[N8theGr8]

You shower naked!

[Evileel]

And youre just a boy playing the suicide king (in the shower)

[Shuiia]

You jack off in the shower
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

In Soviet Russia your shower jacks off for you.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6119/tsukasacute1.jpg
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Chillpalazzo]

You come from the land down under...

*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You had to take cave equipment when you went down on someone
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

you're a grade A tosser

[Chillpalazzo]

You broke the chain!
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

your Ambassador Seaweed
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You don't love me anymore! T.T
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

You don't fap to my picture anymore! (so now I fap to yours) T.T
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You made me get wanker's cramp!
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

but really this is one of the stupidest things to ever catch on on this site and I've been here for some pretty stupid ones

[N8theGr8]

You weren't able to kill the chain completely!
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you voted
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Chillpalazzo]

You fapped
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you fapped to everyone
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

You fapped to Daft Punk music.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*Technologic*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you loled at last post
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You lol at yourself fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

3 vampires are fapping in your yard.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

They're fapping to you.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

Not all of them. Just 2. Another one is fapping to your naked sister.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

I have no sister and you know that
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

Well OK, lets say that vampire was fapping not to your sister, but to your grandma. Happy now?
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

Damn you and your logic
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

you're... hang on wait a seacond gotta do some thing...
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
right im back, *reads post* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Evileel]

3 homo headless riders are fapping in your yard while watching you undressing.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You all fapped to hard to my epic post ^^
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Chillpalazzo]

You can fap if you want to
you can fap your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't fap and if they don't fap
Well they're no friends of mine

[e1fen1ied]

^
lol omfg i almost had a heart attack while reading that

you fap to everything
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You fap to 2 girls 1 cup, 2 girls 1 finger and 1 guy 1 cup...ALL AT THE SAME TIME >:3
*fap*
*fap*






























































*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you put a long space betweenn your faps
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

you shot the sheriff

[Evileel]

I shot him because he wasn't fapping.
And if somebody don't fap,
he is no friends of mine.
And if he is not friend - he is my an enemy.
So I have fapped to sheriff's dead deceased corpse.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[N8theGr8]

You fapped to Dragon Ball: Evolution
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You have all set the record for longest time spent fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[nipple]

I shot him because he wasn't fapping.
And if somebody don't fap,
he is no friends of mine.
And if he is not friend - he is my an enemy.
So I have fapped to sheriff's dead deceased corpse.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

omg my eyes hurt.

you didn't want my song to be in minis 9

[Evileel]

omg my eyes hurt.

Why? Because of grammatical mistakes there?
Its all because I fap to English textbooks instead of reading them.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[nipple]

you have problems

[Evileel]

I have more posts than you too. All because of my fapping powers http://i32.tinypic.com/2hhndll.jpg
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You all helped me create a local meme :P
*fap*
*fap*
*fart*

[Evileel]

But we won't satisfy only with this forum, right? Today this local site - tomorrow whole the internetz!

http://i28.tinypic.com/34obgpy.jpg
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You fap to every name you write in the death note
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
*LIND L TAILOR*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

your a dolphin, so that means your a gay sharks

*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You're a mutha****ing gay fish *autotune voice*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

you tried to assassinate Tom Servo

[e1fen1ied]

your still fapping in the vault
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[N8theGr8]

You use Vocaloid only to have Miku say...
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you make people fap
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

you cant jump higher than buildings...

[Kira2521]

You can't jump higher than buildings while fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

An Angel of Fapping flaps to your room through open window and starts fapping above your bed.
*flap*
*flap*
*flap*
*the sound of trousers zipper*
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*
http://i29.tinypic.com/2yzj051.jpg

Later in the morning you discover his present he left you on your face.
http://i30.tinypic.com/2wfn78l.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where you fapped most of your days
Chillin out fappin relaxin all cool
And all fapping some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin fappin trouble in your neighborhood
you got in one lil fap and your mom got scared
She said your fapping with your auntie and uncle in bel Air.

[e1fen1ied]

you fap to this

This is your time to fap ,
This is your fapping day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to fap your life.

We fap without a gun,
We'll fap off anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.

You better get ready to fap ,
You better get ready to fap ,
You better get ready to fap ,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to fap!

[abyssion1337]

you live in a cave on the moon

[Shuiia]

You fap in the batcave
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Chillpalazzo]

you fap in a cave on the moon
Fixed :P

[Evileel]

A big green creature with two big squishy things on her chest, faps in front of your face.
http://i25.tinypic.com/34gwodj.jpg
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

The dinosaur faps on your corpse
*fap*
*fap*
*bite*

[e1fen1ied]

you forgot why were all fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

you forgot why were all fapping



Because its fun and good entertainment for the whole family :P

*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You all fapped to my meme >w<b
*fap*
*fap*
*dies*

[e1fen1ied]

you couldnt think of an accusation
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

You don't care I didn't come up with one
*FAP*

[Laharly]

You just fapped harder than everyone else
*fap*
*fap*
*collapse*

[Shuiia]

You are shocked by my fapping skills
*fap*
*map*
*tap*

[Kira2521]

You can't fap while polishing a pepper shaker!
*fap*
*Polish*
*fap*
*Polish*
*fap*
*Polish*

[Evileel]

Youre hardcore Polish fapper
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

your a winner at a losing game
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

you have skin

[abyssion1337]

you have a computer

[e1fen1ied]

you fap will on the computer
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

you will be defeated by a zerg rush

[Chillpalazzo]

There is an objections to your selection of the ejection until you make the correction but you then take rejection so you get lethal injection after getting an erection.

[Laharly]

you will confuse the living hell out of people

[Shuiia]

You will educate us.......................badly :P






*fap*

[Laharly]

You continue to breath.......as do we all

[Shuiia]

You state the obvious
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Kira2521]

You exist
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Evileel]

You would be perfect Captain Obviuos
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

you need to eat moar sandwidge

[Barty64]

You ain't got pancake mix

[abyssion1337]

you've been imprisoned for a crime you committed

[e1fen1ied]

you got milk
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Shuiia]

Your milk is sour
*fap*
*fap*
*fa oh wait that's nasty >,<

[e1fen1ied]

you want everyone to start and continuing fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Barty64]

continuation of faping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you got into a fight with Caption Falcon and lost all you limbs but still continued fapping during the whole fight
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

I poked you and it did 1 damage...

[SquintyMccheese]

You broke the hot tub.

[e1fen1ied]

you owned a Super Mutant Behemeth with your own fist
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[N8theGr8]

You didn't fap today.
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[e1fen1ied]

you successfully edit you post to fix that problem
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[abyssion1337]

you ate a cursed beef patty

[e1fen1ied]

you ate the Broodwitch will fapping
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Laharly]

you fapped yourself senceless
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Barty64]

continue to fap
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Laharly]

you fap like a chicken

[e1fen1ied]

you fap like a cow
*fap*
*fap*
*fap*

[Fishfreeek]

you are a cow

[abyssion1337]

you're just a bill

[Laharly]

your a platypus

[Barty64]

You are King

[e1fen1ied]

you died

[abyssion1337]

you are the walrus

[acutekat]

you lie the walrus was paul

[e1fen1ied]

you live in Herlong

[abyssion1337]

you live in a musical

[e1fen1ied]

you smoke smarties

[Evileel]

Your banana tastes funny '^^

http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq20/nissan500/BushBanana.jpg

[e1fen1ied]

you laughed to are at last post snd went to a hospital

[ThePsychoGamer]

Is looking for a piece of mind

[e1fen1ied]

you enjoy being a gay shark

[abyssion1337]

you're a gay robot

[Barty64]

You are Optimus Prime

[Evileel]

You're a heterosexual robot.
Unfortunately all robots in your planet are males. Unlucky you.

[Barty64]

You're a Senior Member

[Laharly]

your a midget

[Barty64]

You're a hobo

[Laharly]

your a.............thing

[Barty64]

You are Light Yagami

[Evileel]

You're a heterosexual robot.
Unfortunately all the rest of your kind are either gays or lesbians.

[Barty64]

You're a fake

[abyssion1337]

Die monster, you don't belong in this world

[Kira2521]

You can only say the following letters:

F, I, N, Q, U, W

[Chillpalazzo]

You have playboys hidden in your room just in case you are ever involved in a mass murder investigation.

[Fishfreeek]

your common sence expired and needs to be renewed

[Shuiia]

You are a fish...wut? o.O

[abyssion1337]

you a lolrus and I have your buckit

[e1fen1ied]

You are Light Yagami

correction you are really Light Im a gay

ever noticed his name spelled backwards says that

[abyssion1337]

yes and it's completely stupid

[Shuiia]

true that ^^
oh well disregard that you suck ****

[jinzo64]

your obsessed with goat rage

[e1fen1ied]

your Amish

[jinzo64]

your a mirrior image of a mirrior image

[e1fen1ied]

your upside down

[Barty64]

you're alive

[jinzo64]

your david bowie

[e1fen1ied]

we all stopped fapping and doing various things with corn

[jinzo64]

your fapping a corn dog

[e1fen1ied]

your a genius

[Barty64]

you are you're farther's son

[e1fen1ied]

you are your son's father

[jinzo64]

your to lazy to get a life

[e1fen1ied]

your lifes to lazy to get you

[jinzo64]

your so fat you jumped in the air and got stuck.

[e1fen1ied]

no, the air is so fat it go stuck in you

[Barty64]

You're sneeze got frozen

[e1fen1ied]

your frost sneezed

[Barty64]

you do reverse wording

[e1fen1ied]

reverse wording does you

[jinzo64]

you thinks you is yoda

[e1fen1ied]

yoda thinks you are him

[jinzo64]

that is true i am him he is you you are me i am barty64 and he is fake

[Barty64]

You Fap

[jinzo64]

well well your a fuppy fap face

[e1fen1ied]

you made a Reverse Wording thread

[jinzo64]

you made a death star out of moles and haggis

[Barty64]

you created awesome thread

[e1fen1ied]

you'll be back in 30 minutes

[jinzo64]

you'll on my lap in ten minutes

[Barty64]

you'll go all night

[jinzo64]

so would you if you could reach the key board

[Barty64]

you'll reach a hundred

[jinzo64]

your short

[Barty64]

You hate me

[jinzo64]

your to sensative somtimes

[Barty64]

You are you

[jinzo64]

you fancy hello kitty

[Barty64]

You're not Hello Kitty

[jinzo64]

your sakura

[abyssion1337]

you're a log

[BladeGraffiti]

You raped the logs sister

[Kajimura]

Teenagers scare the living **** out of you. Also, Your too weak Sasuke

[e1fen1ied]

you live in SPARTA

[TheRealSpaceCowboy]

austin: did you throw 2 grenades?
me: no
austin: DONT F****N LIE TO ME!
me: i didnt i threw one and dropped the other and kicked it across the room and it just HAPPENS to go off

[Chillpalazzo]

Your character you have for your avatar isn't as awesome as mine

[Evileel]

Your character in your avatar looks snobbish and arrogant

[Chillpalazzo]

you are correct

[jinzo64]

your a cowboy

[Kajimura]

Your a diclonious

[Evileel]

Your'e an mammal.

[Kira2521]

You're me!

[Evileel]

You have 2 accounts on this forum (because if youre me and Im you - there is 2 forum accounts which belong to the same person)
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http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac75/de-arimasu/Funny/Haruhi_mjpg.jpg

[Kira2521]

You're creeped out by that picture, because i sure as hell am 0.o

[Laharly]

your not you your the other you

[abyssion1337]

you're a headless ghost

[jinzo64]

your the headless horsemen

[Darkerviper]

and you're a headless chicken

[jinzo64]

your not worth the effort

[abyssion1337]

you're a ****phile

[BladeGraffiti]

you're the victim of the ****phile

[Kajimura]

Your'e an mammal.

you are bad grammer

[abyssion1337]

you're an hero

[BladeGraffiti]

you're an land lubber

[Evileel]

you are bad grammer

Your'e an grammar Nazi
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t66/JPWheless/grammar-nazi.jpg

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/6/24/633814362846934085-GRAMMARNAZI.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Your'e an grammar Nazi
You're an Nazi who cares not about grammar

[e1fen1ied]

you cant spin like me

[jinzo64]

you spin me right round like a record.

[e1fen1ied]

i still spin

[jinzo64]

your making me dizzy.

[e1fen1ied]

you throw up from getting dizzy

[jinzo64]

nope i'm spinning on my head so i throw down.

[e1fen1ied]

your a wanna be pimp dancer

[jinzo64]

not me i just poll dance on pimps
p.s i'm a pimpy pimp pimp of pimpville

[e1fen1ied]

your a wanna be spinning hypnosis hippie

[jinzo64]

no it's not true i'm wanna be bankai trainer.
currently training zaraki,yachiru and konachan

[e1fen1ied]

you moon walk where ever you go

[jinzo64]

so true
but you spin where ever you go

[e1fen1ied]

yes i do

other times you take boat

[jinzo64]

thats true but i often forget the paddle

if stay still to long you'll dig your self into the ground

[abyssion1337]

you like ice cream

[e1fen1ied]

you bord

[Evileel]

Youre currently scuba-diving

[e1fen1ied]

your taking a vacation to the sun

[jinzo64]

your currently rotating at 1080p

[e1fen1ied]

your get dizzy

[jinzo64]

don't you mean getting.

your an egg from an old computer game.

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/826/608889-dizzy_yolk_large.jpg

[Evileel]

You have successfully learned how to post a picture.

[e1fen1ied]

you haven't learned

[jinzo64]

i know i'm so happy
sadly it's one of my greatest achievments.

you licked the next door neighbours pussy

[Evileel]

you haven't learned

You've got me. When I need to post a pic here - Im always asking my Mom to do that for me '^^

[e1fen1ied]

really

you collect spoons

[jinzo64]

your mum is konachans mum

[nipple]

you keep your mother too busy, give her a break

*edit*
double ninja'd

[jinzo64]

you don't keep your mum busy enough make do all the house work wit ha toothbrush

[e1fen1ied]

you made an accusation

[Evileel]

You two wasnt quick enough to triple ninja Mr. Nipple

[jinzo64]

maybe not but i was quick enough to lick mr Nipples nipples all three of them

[e1fen1ied]

you are the second person to die by the Quad-laser

[jinzo64]

you were the first perso nto die by the quad-laser

[Evileel]

You are the 1000th person to die by the Quad-laser. Congratulations!

[e1fen1ied]

you wish you we were peter

[Chillpalazzo]

You spin me right round, baby
right round like a record, baby
Right round round round

[e1fen1ied]

you mada a " spin me right round " joke