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[Charon]

The sound of vomiting, to my ears like singing, now I'm beginning to become erect. With illness I am obsessed, in the beds of the fallen I rest. A fixation amplified, the smell here is what I like best.

Feverishly combing the buckets of waste, wrapping myself in the filth-ridden sheets. Raping the souls of the comatose to fulfill my needs. Photographing bedsores, cultured by my sick neglect. It's more than a job, it's a love for me to walk this close with death.

When you hear a flatline, you know surely I'll be near. To when the reaper's sickle is drawn, I am ever aware. I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things. Malpractice forever be my bitter name.

How quickly life does fade away, but a flip of the river man's coin could send you screaming to your grave.


Grief-stricken family watches on, ceaseless prayers for an only son, I'm afraid that nothing can be done. His moment has finally come. The wrath of God exemplified, to the pearly he'll soon arrive. To leave here his husk in this room of white, I'm quivering at the thought.

Pull the plug (I'm begging you), take the ride to the cold and blue. The reaper's yellow lichen finger aims ever so true. The origins of disease I have witnessed in my dreams. The flooding of the blackest blood to quench my fetid needs.

I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things. Malpractice forever be my bitter name. I wish I could pull these strings. In death there are finer things.

[thejosh64]

I do not need, (he does not need)
a microphone (a microphone)
My voice is ****in, (****in)
POWERFUL!

Sorry
I did not mean, (he did not mean)
to blow your mind (to blow your mind)
But that **** happens to me,
all the time

Now take a look (take a look)
tell me what do you see? (tell me what do you see?)
We've got the Pick of Destiny!

[Divine Dragoon]

a b c d e f g h i j k lmno p q r s t u v w x y and z now i know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me?

[abyssion1337]

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too.

Puerto Rico, Columbia,
Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still;
Guatemala, Bolivia,
then Argentina,
and Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.

Costa Rica, Belize,
Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan;
Paraguay, Uruguay,
Suriname, and
French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.

Norway, and Sweden,
and Iceland, and Finland,
and Germany now one piece;
Switzerland, Austria,
Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.

Poland, Romania,
Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman;
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia,
Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.

There's Syria, Lebanon,
Israel, Jordan,
both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
the Netherlands, Luxembourg,
Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.

India, Pakistan,
Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan;
Kampuchea, Malaysia,
then Bangladesh, Asia,
and China, Korea, Japan.

Mongolia, Laos,
and Tibet, Indonesia,
the Philippine Islands, Taiwan;
Sri Lanka, New Guinea,
Sumatra, New Zealand,
then Borneo, and Vietnam.

Tunisia, Morocco,
Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana;
Mozambique, Zambia,
Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.

Burundi, Lesotho,
and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone;
Niger, Nigeria,
Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.

Tanzania, Somalia,
Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algier;
Dahomey, Namibia,
Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.

Ethiopia, Guinea_
Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Mahore[?], and Cayman;
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi,
Qatar, Yugoslavia,
Crete, Mauritania,
then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein,
Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!

[BopBopBop]

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort

Cut my life into pieces
Ive reached my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding
Do you even care if I die bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine

I never realized I was spread too thin
Till it was too late
And I was empty within
Hungry
Feeding on chaos
And living in sin
Downward spiral where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
No love for myself
And no love for another
Searching to find a love up on a higher level
Finding nothing but questions and devils

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me in fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying
Im crying

I cant go on living this way

Cut my life into pieces
This is my last resort
Suffocation
No breathing
Dont give a **** if I cut my arm bleeding
Would it be wrong
Would it be right
If I took my life tonight
Chances are that I might
Mutilation outta sight
And Im contemplating suicide

Cuz Im losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Losing my sight
Losing my mind
Wish somebody would tell me Im fine
Nothings alright
Nothing is fine
Im running and Im crying

I cant go on living this way
Cant go on
Living this way
Nothings alright

[Odessa]

United States, Canada,
Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru;
Republic Dominican,
Cuba, Carribean,
Greenland, El Salvador too...



wow, i was just thinking of this. eerie...

[BopBopBop]

You've been targeted in the night
by violent mercenaries.
Your identity's been confused
with one that looks like you
You're a simple man living life.
You are an electrician.
But there's a bounty on your head
A billion unmarked travelers checks.

RUN

Find your way deep into the woods.
The dogs can smell your path.
Try to find a way out of this.
There seems to be no chance.
Bounty hunters closer to you.
Start to remember back.
When you studied biology
back in your high school class.

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

They're getting closer
but now you have a plan.
Lead them to the generator
where there's solid land.
The concrete floor will do just fine
and electric outlets.
Open up your veins and splash the blood
and hit the power lines.

Bloodrocuted
Bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted
You'll be bloodrocuted

You'll be bloodrocuted right now

Enemies stand dead in your blood.
The stench of cooking skin.
Everyone of them with their hair on end
Their eyes exploded in.
You stand with your arms bleeding still
You cannot stop the flow.
Though you are the victor tonight
your time has come to go.

go go go go go go
Your time has come to go
go go go go go go
Your time has come to go

Wait now, what did they say
about the human body and proportions of things?
Blood is an energy conductor.
I am full of that all I need is an outlet.

Bloodrocuted

[Charon]

first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then you killed another
when you got out on bail

old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2]

you're in jail again
because you wouldn't sell out
let's get a bulldozer
and break him out

[jeremyhac]

I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?

I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need no religion
Run away, away from you!

I don't do what I've been told,
You're so lame why don't you just go?

DIE MOTHER****ER DIE MOTHER****ER DIE! (x7)

[abyssion1337]

I've made a fist but I cannot knock upon that door
'Cause once I walk through it I won't be coming back no more
It's strange how everything can change oh, so very fast
Somewhere someone out there will always have the last laugh

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

Everyday I look at myself and I wonder why
I have written the soundtrack to the end of my life
And as I climb this ladder now it is certain I will fall
God, he must be deaf because he never heard me call

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

Somebody save me!

Just say a prayer for me, in case I forget
And when you speak of me, don't say it in regret
Life's a grave...dig it

I'll put the noose around my neck
Will you get to me just in time?
I've got no reason left to live
But I've got a hundred to die
I'll put my hands together now
Hold them up to the sky
But there's no one to save me, yeah
'Cause I know...God is a lie
God is a lie

[Charon]

Oppression is the Holy Law
In God I distrust
In time His monuments will fall
Like ashes to dust
Is war and creed the master plan?
The Bible's where it all began
Its propaganda sells despair
And spreads the virus everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The pestilence of Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!


Corruption breeds the ****phile
Don't pray for the priest
Confession finds the lonely child
God preys on the weak
You think your soul can still be saved
I think you're ****ing miles away
Scream out loud, here's where you begin
Forgive me Father for I have sinned!

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

The target's ****ing Jesus Christ
I would've lead the sacrifice
And nailed him to the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

Jesus is pain
Jesus is gore
Jesus is the blood
That's spilled in war
He's everything
He's all things dead
He's pulling on the trigger
Pointed at your head!

Through the fear you're sold into the fraud
Revelation,
Revolution,
I see through your Christ illusion!


The war on terror just drags along
My war with God is growing strong
His propaganda sells despair
And spreads this violence everywhere

Religion is hate
Religion is fear
Religion is war
Religion is rape
Religion's obscene
Religion's a whore

There is no ****ing Jesus Christ
There never was a sacrifice
No man upon the crucifix
Beware the cult of purity
Infectious imbecility
I've made my choice
666!

[abyssion1337]

Reverend, reverend...
Is this some conspiracy?
Crucified, for no sins...
Your image, beneath me.

Lost within my plans for life...
It all seemed so unreal.
I'm a man cut in half in this world...
Left in my misery.

Reverend, he turned to me...
Without a tear in his eyes.
It's nothing new for him to see...
I didn't ask him why.

I will remember...
The love our souls had sworn to make.
Now I watch the falling rain.
All my mind can see now is your...

Well, I guess, you took my youth...
And gave it all away.
Like the birth of a new-found joy...
This love would end in rage.

And when she died...
I couldn't cry.
The pride within my soul.
You left me incomplete.
All alone, as the memories now unfold.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery gates.

Sometimes, when I'm alone...
I wonder aloud.
If you're watching over me...
Some place far abound.

I must reverse my life...
I can't live in the past.
Then set my soul free...
Belong to me at last.

Through all those complex years...
I thought I was alone.
I didn't care to look around...
And make this world my own.

And when she died...
I should've cried, and spared myself some pain.
You left me, incomplete.
All alone, as the memories still remain.

The way we were...
The chance to save my soul...
And my concern is now in vain.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery...
Gates.

(Solo)

The way we were...
The chance to save my soul...
And my concern is now in vain.

Believe the word.
I will unlock my door...
And pass the cemetery...

Gates.

Gates.

Gates.

[Charon]

Drones since the dawn of time
Compelled to live your sheltered lives
Not once has anyone ever seen
Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

God Hates Us All, God Hates Us All
You know it's true God hates this place
You know it's true he hates this race

Homicide-Suicide
Hate heals, you should try it sometime
Strive for Peace with acts of war
The beauty of death we all adore
I have no faith distracting me
I know why your prayers will never be answered

God Hates Us All; God Hates Us All
He ****in' hates me

Pessimist, Terrorist targeting the next mark
Global chaos feeding on hysteria
Cut throat, slit your wrist, shoot you in the back fair game
Drug abuse, self abuse searching for the next high
Sounds a lot like hell is spreading all the time
I'm waiting for the day the whole world ****ing dies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow

Man made virus infecting the world
Self-destruct human time bomb
What if there is no God would you think the ****in' same
Wasting your life in a leap of blind faith
Wake the **** up can't ignore what I say
I got my own philosophy

I hate everyone equally
You can't tear that out of me
No segregation -separation
Just me in my world of enemies

I never said I wanted to be God's disciple
I'll never be the one to blindly follow
I'll never be the one to bear the cross-disciple

I reject this ****in' race
I despise this ****in' place

[Odessa]

She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until' the night

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said, "I'll love her till I die"
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa

The rumors flew but nobody knew how much she blamed herself
For years and years, she tried to hide the whiskey on her breath
She finally drank her pain away a little at a time
But she never could get drunk enough to get him off her mind
Until' the night

She put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away his memory
Life is short but this time it was bigger
Than the strength she had to get up off her knees
We found her with her face down in the pillow
Clinging to his picture for dear life
We laid her next to him beneath the willow
While the Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la laa

[Charon]

Rape is just cause for murdering
Waste life... Die bastard die bastard burn

Rape gives strength to weakness
Lies prone... cold and alone
He says...

I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
Body... Body... Body... Body... Body

Here now alone with all who love her
Now feel this come down on you
You ****ing pig... now you die
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want you for your body
I want to see you ****ing dead

[abyssion1337]

(instrumental only)

thought that would be funny, I guess I was wrong(my sense of humor really dried up tonight)

[hooper93]

i will go down with this ship and i wont put my hand up and surendur

[Ganthis]

peaches come from a can
they were put there by a man
in a factory downtown

millions of peaches
peaches for me
millions of peaches
peaches for free

[abyssion1337]

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc

Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu and "Rock Around the Clock"

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, "Peter Pan", Elvis Presley, Disneyland

Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"

Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben-Hur", space monkey, Mafia
hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no go

U2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion

"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson

Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon, back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollolah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan

"Wheel of Fortune" , Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shore, China's under martial law
Rock and Roller Cola Wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it


We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...

[daikaisho vanguard]

Find the derivative of x position with respect to time.
It's as easy as can be, just have to take dx/dt.
I will derive, I will derive.

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

You give me your number, I call you up,
you act like your pussy don't interrupt,
I don't have no trouble with you ****in' me,
but I got a little problem with you not ****in' me.

[lokii]

wow

[Jazean]

I stumble through the wreckage, rusted from the rain
There's nothing left to salvage, no-one left to blame
Among the broken mirrors, I don't look the same
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

(short Instrumental section)

Dissect me 'til my blood runs down into the drain
My bitter heart is pumping oil into my veins
I'm nothing but a tin man, don't feel any pain
I don't feel any pain, don't feel any pain
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

You hung me like a picture, now I'm just a frame
I used to be a lap dog, now I'm just a stray
Shackled in a graveyard, left here to decay
Left here to decay, left here to decay
I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain
I'm rusted from the rain

(Instrumental section)

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain

Go on...crush me like a flower, rusted from the rain
Come on...strip me of my powers, beat me with your chains
And if...I'm the King of cowards, you're the Queen of pain
I'm rusted from the rain, I'm rusted from the rain
oh the sun will shine again, I'm rusted from the rain,
I'm rusted from the rain, Oh the sun will shine again
I'm rusted from the rain

[abyssion1337]

ki ga tsuitara onaji men bakari purei
so****e itsumo onaji basho de shinu
akiramezu ni kieru ashiba ni chousen surukedo, sugu ni ****a ni ochiru yo

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

ki ga tsuitara raifu mou sukoshi shika nai
so****e itsumo soko de E-kan tsukau
akiramezu ni Ea-man made tadoritsuku keredo, sugu ni zanki nakunaru

ri-fu shi-rudo ga areba raku ni Ea-man o taoseru kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo uddo-man ga taosenai yo
ochiru konoha wa nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni sagatte kyori o tottemo izure wa kyori o tsumerareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo aitsu no janpu wa kugurenai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

aitemu nigou ga areba raku ni mukou no kishi made tsuku kedo
nankai yattemo nankai yattemo Ea-man ga taosenai yo
ano tatsumaki nankai yattemo yokerenai
ushiro ni mawatte uchitsuzuketemo izure wa kaze ni tobasareru
taimu renda mo tame****e mitakedo tatsumaki aite ja imi ga nai
dakara tsugi wa zettai katsu tame ni boku wa E-kan dake wa saigo made totte oku

[acutekat]

games people play

[abyssion1337]

Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
The man for you and me
And now it's

Springtime for hitler and germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out
Here comes the master race

Springtime for hitler and germany
Winter for poland and france
Springtime for hitler and germany
Come on, germans
Go into your dance

I was born in dusseldorf
And that is why they call me rolf
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
Come and join the nazi party

Springtime for hitler and germany
Goosestep's the new step today
Bombs falling from the skies again
Deutschland is on the rise again

Springtime for hitler and germany
Uboats are sailing once more

Springtime for hitler and germany
Means that soon we'll be going
We've got to be going
You know we'll be going to war

[nipple]

If you should ever decide you want to start a career in internet marketing
If you engage in spam
There's something you should know
That I will hunt you down
And to destroy you!
Burn in hell!
I get online and notice I have E-mail
I click my inbox and see OH WHAT THE ****!
20 e-mails are coming from the same guy
I don't know why he's concerned about my penis size
And what is this?
I won a brand new X-box!
I click the link and I get
15 POP UPS!
I try to close 'em
But peices takes their **** on me
There is a rubber for electronic STD'S
For every spam I get
I'm gunna make u eat your own ****
For every spam I get
I'm gunna choke you with your own dick
Thank you for ruining the internet (****face)
Thank you for ruining the internet (DonkeyBalls)
Thank you for ruining the internet (CootyQueen)
Thank you for ruining the internet (Dick)
I get the booty and get back to my email
I got to forward a lame job for my mom
Keep on searching for anything legitimate
I got a feeling I'll never end up finding it
And what it this shania twain all naked
I click the link and I get
DICKS ON THE SCREEN
Endless digits - colosal disappointment
I'm gonna find you and slay you with enjoyment
For every spam I get
I'm gunna smash your face with a brick
For every spam I receive
You gunna get to gargle your own pee
For every spam I get later
I'm gonna rub your face on a cheese grader
For every spam you send me
I'm gonna do something like really... not good
Thank you for ruining the internet (****lick)
Thank you for ruining the internet (penis steak)
Thank you for ruining the internet (anal butter)
Thank you for ruining the internet (****)
The internet is a wonderful place
The ability to retrieve information on any subject
Or comminucating to anybody around the world
It's a significant step to world peace
And the evolution of the human race
And then you got these assholes
Who gotta be like I'm gonna **** all over
This precious gift to mankind
Oh yeah the answers are out there
But you gunna have to dig through this colossal
Pile of **** to get at them
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet
Thank you for ruining the internet

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Once upon a time you dressed so fine
You threw the bums a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People'd call, say, "Beware doll, you're bound to fall"
You thought they were all kiddin' you
You used to laugh about
Everybody that was hangin' out
Now you don't talk so loud
Now you don't seem so proud
About having to be scrounging for your next meal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be without a home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You've gone to the finest school all right, Miss Lonely
But you know you only used to get juiced in it
And nobody has ever taught you how to live on the street
And now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it
You said you'd never compromise
With the mystery tramp, but now you realize
He's not selling any alibis
As you stare into the vacuum of his eyes
And ask him do you want to make a deal?

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

You never turned around to see the frowns on the jugglers and the clowns
When they all come down and did tricks for you
You never understood that it ain't no good
You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you
You used to ride on the chrome horse with your diplomat
Who carried on his shoulder a Siamese cat
Ain't it hard when you discover that
He really wasn't where it's at
After he took from you everything he could steal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

Princess on the steeple and all the pretty people
They're drinkin', thinkin' that they got it made
Exchanging all kinds of precious gifts and things
But you'd better lift your diamond ring, you'd better pawn it babe
You used to be so amused
At Napoleon in rags and the language that he used
Go to him now, he calls you, you can't refuse
When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
You're invisible now, you got no secrets to conceal.

How does it feel
How does it feel
To be on your own
With no direction home
Like a complete unknown
Like a rolling stone?

[nipple]

When we were younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me
Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you
Tell me now elders

What wre your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good

Because of our accomplishments
Why the ****
Don't you just do it yourself

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bull****
And just be straight with us

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

When we were younger
There always seemed like some
Some perfect mold
That we're supposed to be
But now we're growing up and
I see it's just not that way
Now I feel like someones lied to me
Cause I've been true
Made good for you
And now I feel used
I'm asking you
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you
Tell me now elders

What wre your reasons for
Making it seem
Like you were so much more
If you want to feel good

Because of our accomplishments
Why the ****
Don't you just do it yourself

Cause I've tried
Man I've tried
While you all lied
So now just tell me
How does it feel
How does it feel
How does it feel
To be like you

Look at all the families now
Who don't talk and don't trust
Because of the way
That things have been done
When will you finally learn
To leave out the bull****
And just be straight with us
What work of genius is that?

[nipple]

That's The Ofspring's "Elders"

and now... THE BEST LYRICS EVER!

_____

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?
You would be like, "Man, that's f**king sweet
I can't believe the world is made of donuts"

What if your hands were made of hot pockets
You would be the first one to be eaten
In survival situations

What if your thrumb roared like a dinosaur
What if you peed out of your nose
What if your face was shaped like Mexico
Or trapezoids
Or Texas and Hawaii

What if the world was made of other worlds
combined into a world just like the world
you started with?

What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts
Making all the donut people pissed

What if your face was made of bumblebees?
You would be like, "Dude this really sucks
I do not want a face made out of bumblebees"

What if your dad was made of rainbows?
You would be like, "OMG that's lame
I wanna dad made out of ninja robots"

What if your pool was filled with apple sauce?
What if a hot dog was your tounge?
What if your mouth was filled with broken glass
And FIRE ANTS
And three-meat jumbalaya

What if you tried to build a spaceship
With a cannon that shoots crocadiles at everyone you hate?
What if those crocadiles
Could shoot heat-seeking killer bees
Ensuring that there would be no escape

What if your room was filled with
Lots and lots of puppy dogs
You would be like "Aww, look at the puppy dogs
awwwwww, c'mere, c'mere, awwwww
What'cha doin little guy? What'cha doin?(rambling)"

Where do the squirrels go during hurricanes
What if your butt was on your chest?
What if guitars could squirt out sour cream
And nacho cheese
And pure sulfuric acid

[scarmullet]

Star trekkin! Across the universe!
On the starship enterprise under captain kirk!

[abyssion1337]

You see, I come from a time in the nineteen-hundred-and-seventies when computers were used for two things - to either go to the moon, or play Pong... nothing in between. Y'see, you didn't need a fancy operating system to play Pong, and the men who went to the moon--God Bless 'em--did it with no mouse, and a plain text-only black-and-white screen, and 32 kilobytes of RAM.

But then 'round 'bout the late 70's, home computers started to do a little more than play Pong... very little more. Like computers started to play non-Pong-like games, and balance checkbooks, and why... you could play Zaxxon on your Apple II, or... write a book! All with a computer that had 32 kilobytes of RAM! It was good enough to go to the moon, it was good enough for you.

It was a golden time. A time before Windows, a time before mouses, a time before the internet and bloatware, and a time... before every OS sucked.



Well, way back in the olden times,
my computer worked for me.
I'd laugh and play, all night and day,
on Zork I, II and III.

The Amiga, VIC-20 and the Sinclair II,
The TRS 80 and the Apple II,
they did what they were supposed to do,
wasn't much... but it was enough.

But then Xerox made a prototype,
Steve Jobs came on the scene,
read "Of Mice and Menus," Windows, Icons
a trash, and a bitmap screen.

Well Stevie said to Xerox,
"Boys, turn your heads and cough."
And when no-one was looking,
he ripped their interfaces off.

Stole every feature that he had seen,
put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen,
Mac OS 1 ran that machine,
only cost five thousand bucks.

But it was slow, it was buggy,
so they wrote it again,
And now they're up to OS 10,
they'll charge you for the Beta, then charge you again,
but the Mac OS still sucks.

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since Apple Dos,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to Lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux,
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Well then Microsoft jumped in the game,
copied Apple's interface, with an OS named,
"Windows 3.1" - it was twice as lame,
but the stock price rose and rose.

Then Windows 95, then 98,
man solitaire never ran so great,
and every single version came out late,
but I guess that's the way it goes.

But that bloatware'll crash and delete your work,
NT, ME, man, none of 'em work.
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk,
but the Windows OS blows!
And sucks!
At the same time!

I'd trade it in, yeah right... for what?
It's top of the line from the Compuhut.
The fridge, stove and toaster, never crash on me,
I should be able to get online, without a PHD.

My phone doesn't take a week to boot it,
my TV doesn't crash when I mute it,
I miss ASCII text, and my floppy drive,
I wish VIC-20 was still alive...

But it ain't the hardware, man.

It's just that every OS sucks... and blows.

Now there's lih-nux or lie-nux,
I don't know how you say it,
or how you install it, or use it, or play it,
or where you download it, or what programs run,
but lih-nux, or lie-nux, don't look like much fun.

However you say it, it's getting great press,
though how it survives is anyone's guess,
If you ask me, it's a great big mess,
for elitist, nerdy shmucks.

"It's free!" they say, if you can get it to run,
the Geeks say, "Hey, that's half the fun!"
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, and things to get done,
the Linux OS SUCKS.
(I'm sorry to say it, but it does.)

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since the abacus,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to lin-- line-- lin-- lie... nux.
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Every computer crashes... 'cause every OS sucks!

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha nice lyrics abys

Dead I am the one, exterminating son
Slipping through the trees, strangling the breeze
Dead I am the sky, watching angels cry
While they slowly turn, conquering the worm

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dead I am the pool, spreading from the fool
Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed
Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat
Tender is the fur, dying as you purr

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dead I am the life, dig into the skin
Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win
Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry
Devil on your back, I can never die

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Do it baby, do it baby
Do it baby, do it baby
Burn like an animal

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

Dig through the ditches,
Burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
Dragula

[NodMan]

A little song
A little dance
I just wiped a booger on your pants

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

isagiyoku kakkoyoku ikite-yukou
(Just a long long time)
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
(Let go of me)
Take my revolution
[Instrumental]
hikari sasu garden te wo toriai [1]
chikaiatta nagusameatta "mou koi wa
nido to shinai yo" tte
sonna tsuyoi kessoku wa katachi wo kae
ima ja konna ni takumashii watashi-tachi no
lifestyle everyday, every time
(every time)
hoho wo yoseatte utsuru sashin no
egao ni sukoshi no sabishisa tsumekonde
(Revolution)
isagiyoku kakkoyoku a****a kara wa
daremo ga furimuku onna ni naru
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
kokoro wa zutto issho ni
[Short Instrumental]
ai wa okane de wa kawanai tte
****te-iru kedo "I" de okane wa kaeru no? [2]
TEREBI de itte'ta
mukandou mukanshin kiri ga nai ne
wakai ko minna sou da to omowareru no wa
feel so bad! doushou mo nai ja nai
(I feel so bad)
demo ne watashi-tachi tomodachi no koto
nani yori taisetsu ni ****e'ru kitto otona yori mo
(Revolution)
yume wo mite namida ****e kizutsuite mo
genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wa nakusenai
jibun wo mamoru tame ni
[Instrumental]
modorenai sorezore no
michi wo erabu toki ga kuru mae ni
konna ni mo konna ni mo taisetsu na
omoide tokihanatsu yo
Take my revolution. ikite-yukou
genjitsu wa gamushara ni kuru shi
jibun no ibasho sonzai kachi wo mitsuketai
kyou made no jibun wo
isagiyoku nugisuteru hadaka ni naru
jiyuu wo mau bara no you ni
tatoe futari hanarebanare ni natte mo
watashi wa sekai wo kaeru

[NodMan]

I've got a wonderful land of mystery, would you like to see?
Unzip that flap, lean your head back, and get ready to receive.
No need to worry, I wont end in a hurry, I am only here to please.

[abyssion1337]

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reserve.
Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

It could be ten, but then again, I can't remember half an hour since a quarter to four.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me with my jaw on the floor.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known,
should have known,
should have known again,
But here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
It starts out easy, something simple, something sleazy, something inching past the edge of reserve.
Now through the lines of the cheap venetian blinds your car is pulling off of the curb.
Hey!
Just when you think you're in control,
just when you think you've got a hold,
just when you get on a roll,
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
Oh oh
Oh, here it goes.
Yeah, oh here it goes again.
Hey hey
Oh, here it goes.
All right!
I guess there's got to be a break in the monotony, but Jesus, when it rains how it pours.
Throw on your clothes, the second side of Surfer Rosa, and you leave me, yeah, you leave me.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
should have known again,
but here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes, here it goes.
Oh here it goes again.
I should have known, should have known,
but here it goes again.
Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it, Oh here it goes
I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have, I should have known
Oh, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes again.
Oh here it goes again.
Oh, here it goes again.
O.O
*barfs*

[NodMan]

I'm a rapist you know what I mean, I fu**ed your sister in the latrine.

I'm a rapist you know what I mean, I only do girls that are under seventeen.

[abyssion1337]

Day by day
Unzari da yo ne dakara
Doudou to kotowacchau KIMI ni nari na yo

Oh my boy
KIPPARI shinakya uso ni
Tsukiatterarenai yo semai sekai de

Jibun de mitsuketa myself
Suki ni natte touzen
Kudaranai yarikata kette
Subete wa atashi ga kimeru

(I say, I say my heaven)

Super driver tosshin makasete
Nantettatte zenshin
Fukanou (Don?t you stop me)
Tobikoete Take it easy, go!!
Daishouri tte doukan mochiron
Dou natta tte kaikan
Hanseikai (Get back to wild)
Sore yori saa isoide yo

Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
TOTSUZEN
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Dou****a no

Up side down
TONDE MO kachikan dakedo
Monmon to kangaeta jibun tte ERAI

On my own
Chanto mukiau me da yo
Tekitou ni nareatte damasarenai wa

Hitori o kowagaru nonsense
Dare mo chotto samishii
Omoshiroi sakusenren tte
Egao no atashi ga saikou

(You should, you should be quiet!)

noutenki na sekkin shikakete
akichatta n da saikin
fujiyuu (We born to now)
furikitte Yes, Laid on joke!!
Daihakken ni banzai ****ai ne
Dekichattara bannou
Souzouron (No more no fake)
Toukui yo ooi yaru kara ne

Sore to kore wa yume ja nai naze katte
DOKIDOKI
Moyuru moyuru yume mitai hontou ni
Shimashou
Sore to kore wa yume ja nai naze katte
KURAKURA
Moruyu moruyu yume mitai saa ne dou daro ne

Super driver tosshin makasete
Nantettatte zenshin
Fukanou (Don?t you stop me)
Tobikoete Take it easy, go!!
Daishouri tte doukan mochiron
Dou natta tte kaikan
Hanseikai (Get back to wild)
Sore yori saa isoide yo

Super driver chousen suru no yo
Feel it, feel it speed up
Fujiyuu (we born to now)
Furikitte Yes, Laid on joke!!
Daihakken ni banzai ****ai ne
Dekichattara bannou
Souzouron (no more fake)
Tokui yo ooi yaru kara ne

Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
MURIYARI
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Shimashou
Are mo kore mo mitaiken itsu date
TOTSUZEN
Maru de maru de mikeiken sore ga
Dou****a no

[Filleraol]

I love New York city
Oh Yeah! New york city

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

Get out here, DeNiro!
He originally sang this song, you know...

Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today

I want to be a part of it, New York, New York

These vagabond shoes are longing to stray

Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York



I wanna wake up in a city that doesn't sleep

And find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap



These little town blues are melting away

I'll make a brand new start of it, in old New York

If I can make it there, I'll make it anywhere

It's up to you , New York, New York



<instrumental>



New York, New York



I want to wake up in a city that never sleeps

And find I'm A-number-one, top of the list,

King of the hill, A-number-one



These little town blues are melting away

I'm gonna make a brand new start of it in old New York

A-a-a-nd if I can make it there, I'm gonna make it anywhere

It's up to you, New York, New York



New York

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

yellow bird, with a yellow bill
was sittin' on, my window sill
I lured him in, with a piece of bread
and then I smashed, his F(oh my!)'in head!

[abyssion1337]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!

And that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.


Don't you ever fear, I'm always near.
I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!

And that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.
Word, bitch-ass!

[Charon]

That was a good drum break
I feel like making love to all the men tonight

Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful night
Making love to every guy in sight
(Every)
Yeah, yeah, it's a beautiful night
Yeah, a night

Lots of cute guys in the club tonight
(You're not kidding)
Lots of juicy asses hangin' out

What's your name?
(Like I've told you before)
As I've said so many times before
I don't wanna play no games
Don't wanna play no games with you tonight

But I tend to be a loner
So when you get up in the morning
I may not be there

I don't care if you disrespect me
Just so you love me

[Doomimus]

We all have gaped at some Adonis
But then we crave a meal more nourishing to chew
And since you're shaped like a croissant is
No question of she's gotta love a guy like you!

[Charon]

i'm grateful
that the stroller came my way today
oh Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller
and look who's inside
ah don't hide
baby greaser George
oh i got too close to the stroller
and put my thing down his mouth
and he parted his teeth
baby teeth
north and south brilliantly
like greaser George
baby greaser George
took off with my left ball
ah mother took off with the stroller too soon
and he swallowed it whole
ehh did i ever tell you
what greaser George was dressed in that day
well greaser George he had on a leather outfit
ohh three months or so but boy could he ever suck
greaser George greaser George
the 3 month old baby greaser George

[PaperFreak]

How about:

"We're no strangers to love,
You know the rules, and so do I."

Or...

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

"Yabba dabba dooooooo"

[Filleraol]

This is your time to pay,
This is your judgement day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.

We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.

You better get ready to die,
You better get ready to kill,
You better get ready to run,
Cause here we come,
You better get ready to die!

[PaperFreak]

"There is always lots to do, at the beach, at the, BEACH."

[luffyiscool]

My hipbone'll send your clique home with they ribs blown back,
And they wigs sewn to they six pack, cartilage in a gift wrap,
My cartridges click clack,
And leave you and your bitch clapped,
Now ya bitch ass need a neck brace with a chin strap,
We swing machetes at crews with little ice picks,
And niggas round my way call me the cuban missile crisis

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I'm a soldier, znachit ya I otvyetchik i sud'ya Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn' Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman pok...
I'm a soldier, znachit ya
I otvyetchik i sud'ya
Ya stoyu na dvukh kontsakh ognya
Ogibaya virazhi, obgonyaya smyert' i zhizn'
Ya byegu srazit'sya s tyen'yu lzhi

skol'ko b nityey nye plyol obman
pokazhyet lik svyeta istina

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

I'm a soldier, born to stand
in this waking hell I am
witnessing more than I can compute

pray myself we don't forget
lies, betrayed and the oppressed
please give me the strength to be the truth

people facing the fire together
if we don't, we'll lose all we have found

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we are soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

Za myechtoyu nakray propasti
Lish' tol'ko tak mozhno mir spasti

Ty nye plach',
Slyozy spryach',
Ved' nastanyet novyy den'
Tvoy ogon'
Sogryevat'
Budyet tysyachi syerdets
A syeychas podnimis'
Spryach' poglubgye bol' i strakh
Pobyedit tot, kto prav
Znay, chto vsyo v tvoikh rukakh

Save your tears
for the day
when our pain is far behind
on your feet
come with me
we're now soldiers stand or die

Save your fears
take your place
save them for the judgement day
fast and free
follow me
time to make the sacrifice
we rise or fall

[luffyiscool]

my raps not for emo kids,
my flame thrower leave you bald head like chemo kids,
i aint a gangsta and a gentleman,
im one of the two,
dont open doors for bitches,
so which one do you choose?
playboy, make you steak sauce,
A-1 you gay soft,
not travolta but which of my hos'll take your face off,
we got the cake off,
my money stacks make the rubber bands snap,
my number runners gettin bundled with no goverment tags,
aint no 20 80s split, better give me half,
or you can get your jaw split,
courtesy of vinnie pazz,
A-O-T-P or D-E,-M-I-G-O-D,-Z
either or galore heaters pour,
got the fever for, some thick skeezers and a need for whores,
she got a apple bum so what the **** we need bonita for,
rappers try to pull my cards i gave em a shuffle,
gutter mouth took their bodies so i gave em a shovel.

runnin ten laps in a second when im rappin on records,
came in the game in '98 and im already a legend,
back in the day me and dutchmasive schemin just to get in,
now we slingin wacks from 813 to the gremlin,
hook line and sinker,
my hooks and lines'll sink you leagues under the sea,
up my sleeves up under the fleece,
no tricks just a loaded piece,
chrome heat,
put you in a coma sleep,
with a combover to cope wit holes in ya cheek,
and i dont care if you worship,
ill put a bullet in your temple,
leave you bent and crippled,
wife and kids get sentimental,
ya best soldiers incomparable to my b-team,
**** NAS, 'mission impossible' be my thief's theme,
each beam i aim multiplied by 8,
you gettin ****ed on ya album and gettin raped on mixed tapes,
i kick with a flipped face targetin system,
heat vision like the predator,
im slaugterin victims.

the harder i hit em,
nigga the better they know,
call up the reverend and we bringin holy **** to ya show,
these holy clips leave you holy split,
and every ho i hit, get baptized in the holy water comin out the hole in my dick,
i stay holdin my dick,
you thought i wasnt one of them,
spittin phlegm on bibles in gods crib right in front of him,
im ice berg, but not slim,
more like this hyper **** that sunk the titanic,
that irreversible damage,
theres no recovery possible,
no nurses no hospitals, no stuffed bears and get well cards,
just celph spittin hells bars,
you grew up on a farm with the amish gettin they goats from,
im from the dirty south but im clean so call me soap scum,
ill sell the same **** twice,
double dip it and reup,
i aint married to this rap game,
we aint signin a prenup,
you up late watchin raunchy cable,
and ima creep behind your couch and crack ya mother****in skull on the coffee table

[abyssion1337]

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair
Of very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wear
When everybody’s marching in the fancy pants parade
He’s gonna pass the test
He’s gonna be the best
The best in terms of pants

You look in every catalog you shop at every store
Cause even though you have a hundred pants you want some more
When suddenly you see the greatest pants you’ve ever seen
And even though you know
It’s gonna cost a lot of dough
You have to have the world’s best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
The whole world knows
They’re only clothes
And deep inside
He’s sad

They make the big announcement and the trophy goes to you
You thought you had some fancy pants and now you know it’s true
You look at Mr. Fancy Pants and hold the trophy high
Everybody cheers
While he’s blinking back the tears
He doesn’t even have the best pants

Say a little prayer for Mr. Fancy Pants
It’s all he had
But don’t feel bad
He’d do the same
To you

[Filleraol]

Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burn baby burn! - Disco inferno!
Burn baby burn! - Burn that mama down
Burnin'!

[abyssion1337]

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isnt pretty
Aint no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isnt my way
Home Ill never be

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I cant see no reason to put up a fight
Im living for givin the devil his due
And Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you
Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time aint no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play b-sides
Time aint on my side
Time Ill never know

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
Im not the one to tell you whats wrong and whats right
Ive seen suns that were freezing and lives that were through
And Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you
Im burnin, Im burnin, Im burnin for you

[Doomimus]

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition
Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin'
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision
Witnessing your mama popping prescription pills in the kitchen
Bitchin' that someone's always going through her purse when ****'s missin'
Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen syndrome
My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't
'Til I grew up, now I blew up it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?

[Filleraol]

I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
Don't know what you're looking for
Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
from 1984!

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I bet that you look good on the dance floor
I don't know if you're looking for romance or...
Don't know what you're looking for
Well I bet that you look good on the dance floor
Dancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984
from 1984!
Hey, that almost rhymes.

[Doomimus]

Hey, that almost rhymes.

I'd say it most definitely rhymes.

[luffyiscool]

I use to swear everybody had it in for me,
people only wanted to talk to spit on me,
so I'd paint pictures, draw a little bit,
and every time I was pissed off at some kid, i'd,
get home, and draw a little sketch,
of any kid i hated with a knife in the neck,
a pencil in the eye and a hole in the back,
i had a back pack of six sketches like that,

and over time people started to see,
the pictures that i made, made a lot of sense to me,
but it never really made much of a difference,
they still talked ****, but not at close distance,
and that sucked because all I wanted to have
was just a little attention wether good or bad,
but over time I got sick of tryin,
and kept makin them pictures and kept, drawing lines

[abyssion1337]

I was feeling done in, couldn't win
I'd only ever kissed before.
I thought there's no use getting into heavy petting
It only leads to trouble and seat wetting...

Now all I want to know is how to go
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance
I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance:

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.

Then if anything grows while you pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and I need action...

Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty
Thrill me chill me fulfil me
Creature of the night.

[luffyiscool]

my girl wants to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time,
i don't want to party all the time, party all the time

[abyssion1337]

This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid. That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it's almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall. And that's our favorite time of year.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

On every corner there’s a giant metal
Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if you’ve been bad or good. Not everybody’s good but everyone tries.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It's like a Winter wonderland.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they[message reducted]
Now it's time for Christmas dinner.
I think the robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my soylent green.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords?
I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

[luffyiscool]

everythings backwards in Americana, my way,

well **** you!

[scarmullet]

Here we are.born to be kings.
Were the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting to survive.
In a world with the darkest powers.
And here we are.were the princes of the universe.
Here we belong.fighting for survival.
Weve come to be the rulers of your world.
I am immortal.i have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival.no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to be kings.princes of the universe.
Fighting and free.got your world in my hand.
Im here for your love and Ill make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.
No man could understand.my power is in my own hand.
Ooh.ooh.ooh.ooh.people talk about you.
People say youve had your day.
Im a man that will go far.
Fly the moon and reach for the stars.
With my sword and head held high.
Got to pass the test first time - yeah.
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day.
But I can prove you wrong cos Im right first time.
Yeah.yeah.alright.watch this man fly.
Bring on the girls.
Here we are.born to be kings.were the princes of
The universe.here we belong.born to be kings.
Princes of the universe.fighting and free.
Got the world in my hands.Im here for your love.
And Ill make my stand.
We were born to be princes of the universe.

[Doomimus]

Don't lose your way
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
Live believing
Dreams are for weaving
Wonders are waiting to start
Live your story
Faith, hope & glory
Hold to the truth in your heart

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I

[Hockey-kun]

I buy my crack, my smack, my bitch,
Right here in Hollywood,

[abyssion1337]

When I was a young boy I’d follow the path
Down past the dunes to the sea
And there on the warm sandy beaches we’d lie
The furry old lobsters and me
They’d whistle and squeal as they ran through the waves
So sleek, so furry and fair
But now when I go down to see my old friends
The beaches are empty and bare

Sing hey hidey ho, where’d the old lobster go?
And his body so furry and brown?
Sing ho hidey hey, have they all gone away?
For we haven’t seen many around

New York sends a monster to darken our seas
Cursed be the day that it came
They are ugly and small and not tasty at all
They are lobsters in nothing but name
They don’t smash open clams on their bellies with stones
They have neither whiskers nor paws
And the furry old lobster’s so easily crushed
In the grip of their terrible claws

Sing hey hidey ho, where’d the old lobster go?
And his body so furry and brown?
Sing ho hidey hey, have they all gone away?
For we haven’t seen many around

[luffyiscool]

he doesn't look a thing like jesus, but he talks like a gentleman

[Filleraol]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.

[Animegirlzzzzzzz]

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.
Give me three guesses:
Beck
Beatles
Jimi Hendrix

[abyssion1337]

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high tension wires down

Helpless people on a subway train
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them

He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan ****e kudasai!

Oh no, they say hes got to go
Go go godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes tokyo
Go go godzilla, yeah

History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of men
Godzilla!

[luffyiscool]

it's christmas eve and i've only wrapped 2 ****ing presents,
it's christmas eve and i've only wrapped 2 ****ing presents,
'cause i hate hate hate your guts,
i hate hate hate your guts,

and i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your dad'll suck me off),
i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your mom'll touch my ****),
i'll never talk to you again,
(ejaculate into a sock),
i'll never talk to you again,
never talk to you again,

it's labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 ****ing hotdogs,
it's labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 ****ing hotdogs,
and he **** **** **** his pants,
he's always ****in ****tin his pants,

and i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your dad'll suck me off),
i'll never talk to you again,
(unless your mom'll touch my ****),
i'll never talk to you again,
(ejaculate into a sock),
i'll never talk to you again,
never talk to you again

[Filleraol]

He knew what he wanted to say
But he did not want to word it
The dirty little Herbert
Was thinking an escape
But the place was well guarded

The guiltyness that started
Soon as the other part had stopped

D is for Delightful
And try and keep your trousers on
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare
D is for...

Desperately trying to stimulate what it was that was alright
3 quarters of an hour ago
That had led him to be in a position
And every compromission
Another freak episode

He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel universe perhaps could be the perfect scene
He's nearing the brink but he thinks first
The parallel
I think you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare

D is for delightful
and try and keep your trousers on
you should know you're his favourite worst nightmare

[abyssion1337]

this song's from Monkey island 3, I'm going to post it in dialogue form though

Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates!
Edward: A sailin? out to sea.
Bill: When you hear our gentle singing...
Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!

Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.

Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map!
Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap!
Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers!
Haggis: We can sing in every clef!
Edward: We can even hit the high notes!
Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ?cause we know just where to fire at!

Edward: We're thieving balladeers.
Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs.
Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns!
Edward: Just really good ear plugs!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work!
Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.

Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor.
Bill: We'll battle you on land.
Edward: But when you meet singing pirates...
Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.

Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one!
Guybrush: No, it wasn't.

Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move!
Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!

Bill: We're a pack a? scurvy sea dogs.
Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram!
Edward: We all eat roasted garlic...
Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing.
Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!

Bill: If ye try ta fight us...
Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin?!
Edward: If ya disrespect our singing?...
Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: I?m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
Haggis: We?re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.

Edward: We're troublesome corsairs!
Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures!
Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat...
Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures.

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.

Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates...
Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers?
Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you...
Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!

All: A pirate I was meant to be!
All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!

Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange.
Haggis: And...!
Haggis: ...um...
Bill: Well...
Edward: ...err...
Bill: Door hinge?
Edward: No, no...
Bill: Guess the song's over, then.
Haggis: Guess so.
Edward: Okay, back to work.
Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.

and here's a link to a video of the song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AawQvD8L_h4

[Divine Dragoon]

Happily ever after

Like how I've forgotten what I was like before I met you
If I can forget my memories of when you were around
How many will be all right?

Inside of countless specks of stardust
The lights that are secretly, somewhere, watching over us
We are even now searching for them here

Happiness has a tiny sorrow to it, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish

I wept only as many tears as breaths I took, and after that
What awaited me will continue forever from now on:
A world without you

Wounds that can't heal and words we can't say even after a century
Having made those alone into our guideposts
We are even now living here

Happiness has a tiny sorrow to it, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish

Happiness is a modest thing, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we part with it
Happiness is a precious thing, wherein we always realize
For the first time that it was happiness once we lose it
I'm sure we can still make it even now, so
I have only one wish
I'll chase after you through thick and thin

[abyssion1337]

Red moon, red moon...
Cleanses the sinful and makes them anew...
Shining brightly in the night sky,
waiting for the souls...
Who will be born again tonight?
Who will be born again tonight?
Be born again tonight?

[luffyiscool]

Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real/playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue 'til you **** in your pants
Don't move, child got a big black stick
There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a ****
Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"

As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

[Mechanical God]

Tonight's the night that we got the truck
We're goin' downtown gonna beat up drunks
Your turn to drive I'll bring the beer
It's the late, late shift no one to fear
And ride, ride how we ride
We ride, lowride

It's roundup time where the good whores meet
Gonna drag one screaming off the street

And ride, ride how we ride

Got a black uniform and a silver badge
Playin' cops for real/playin' cops for pay

Let's ride, lowride

Pull down your dress here's a kick in the ass
Let's beat you blue 'til you **** in your pants
Don't move, child got a big black stick
There's six of us babe, so suck on my dick

And ride, ride how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

The left newspapers might whine a bit
But the guys at the station they don't give a ****
Dispatch calls "Are you doin' something wicked?"
"No siree, Jack, we're just givin' tickets"

As we ride, ride, how we ride
Let's ride, lowride

I love the Dead Kennedys and this gotta be my favorite song by them Tony hawk's pro skater 1 ruled

Anyone like NOFX

Lost in a sea of combat boots,
Flush the bouncers with wasted youth
When did punk rock become so safe?
When did the scene become a joke?
The kids who used to live for beer and speed
Now want their fries and coke
Cursing and flipping birds are not allowed,
In fact let's keep noise levels down

Must separate the church and skate!

Why don't we put pads on the kids?
Helmets, head gear and mouth pieces!
Then we could pad the floor and walls,
Put cameras inside bathroom stalls
We make sure only nice bands play,
Make every show a matinee
Teach kids to be all they can be,
And we could sing my country tis of thee
Sweet land of liberty

When did punk rock become so safe?
I know it wasn't Duane or Fletcher,
Who put up the barricades
Like a stake in the heart,
Somehow we got driven apart

[Solo]

I want conflict! I want dissent!
I want the scene to represent
Our hatred of authority,
Our fight against complacency
Stop singing songs 'bout girls and love!
You killed the owl! You freed the dove!
Confrontation and politics
Replaced with harmonies and shticks
When did punk rock become so tame?
These ****ing bands all sound the same
We want our fights we want our thugs!
We want our burns we want our drugs!
Where is the violent apathy?!
These ****ing records are rated G!

When did punk rock become so safe?!

[luffyiscool]

I love the Dead Kennedys and this gotta be my favorite song by them Tony hawk's pro skater 1 ruled

same here, i rediscovered this song when i was looking on youtube for tony hawk game songs XD

one of the classics for sure

[Mechanical God]

Yeah Tony Hawk's games were the best They got me into Punk skating and video games another great song from the first one

pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up!!!!!!!!

So here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

I'm tryin' to keep
The ground on my feet
It seems the world is fallin' down around me
The nights are long
I'm singin' this song
To try and make the answers more than maybe

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna throw it all away

So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind

And here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

I'm tryin' to sleep
I lost count of sheep
My mind is racin' faster every minute
What could I do more
Yeah, I'm really not sure
I know I'm runnin' circles but I can't quit

And I'm so confused about what to do
Sometimes I wanna throw it all away

Controllin' everything in sight
Feelin' weak I don't feel right
You're tellin' me I have to change
Tellin' me to act my age
But if all that I can do
Is just sit and watch time go
Then I'll have to say good-bye
Life's too short to watch it fly

So watch it Flyyyyyyyyyy!

So here I am
Growin' older all the time
Lookin' older all the time
Feelin' younger in my mind

And here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman

[luffyiscool]

i love that one too!!! XD

general faves from (classic) Tony Hawk:

Goldfinger - Superman
Suicidal Tendencies - Cyco Vision
Styles Of Beyond - Subculture
Dead Kennedys - Police Truck
The Ernies - Here and Now
Suicide Machines - New Girl
CKY - 96 quite bitter beings

[Mechanical God]

Very nice I love some of CKYs ****

You should check out this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKX8ntjWeas

very good music don't think you would have heard of it

Jesus I Was Evil!

[abyssion1337]

Who left you hanging on that peg all alone?
You look near mint to me babe and I wanna make you my own
I wanna be your captain, my Pon Farr is a-risin'
So step on over here girl, my love is enterprisin'

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

They're polyhedral!

Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine
That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind
Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform
You'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Uh oh
Saving throw!

And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind
I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine
But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do
Can't leave you in the box babe, this collector is coming through

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me show you some conventional love
I don't mean to boast, I don't mean to brag (ooh love long and prosper)
But I'm a man whose only issues all come in mylar bags

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you nice (ooh love long and prosper)
And the games that I play only have twenty-sided dice

Let me be your conventional lover
Let me give you my conventional love
I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine
And I'll make sweet love to you while we're watching Deep Space Nine

[Filleraol]

Well, Is it true what they say about it
You wanna do what I do and I doubt it
And then they tell you anything about it
Yeah, I know

I got some people say it's this way
I got some people say it's that way
And then some people say there's no way
Hell, I know

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

Well, Is it true what they say about it
You gotta do what I do and I doubt it
I announce I wanna do something about it
Ain't it fair

I got some people doing it this way
I got some people doing it that way
And then some people
Ain't it fair

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

I got a martulation
And through a miracle of bad equation
You gave up and you started thinking
They were true

If you are beauty and combination
Body at work and a mind on vacation
We're on a tray we started thinking
It was you

See that idiot walk
See that idiot talk
See that idiot shock up his name on the backboard
See that robot walk
See that robot talk
See that robot write up his name on the battle
They say this is all I need you to get by
The truth is, baby, it's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie

[abyssion1337]

I can?t seem to face up to the facts.
I?m tense and nervous and I... can?t relax.
I can?t sleep, cause my bed?s on fire.
Don?t touch me I?m a real live wire.

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY AY WOO

You start a conversation you can't even finish it.
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed.
Say something once, why say it again?

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY

Ce que j'ai fait, ce soir-l?
Ce qu'elle a dit, ce soir-l?
R?alisant mon espoir
Je me lance vers la gloire ... okay
YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA
We are vain and we are blind
I hate people when they're not polite

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run away
OH OH OH

Psycho Killer,
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa better
Run run run run run run run away
OH OH OH OH
AY AY AY AY OOOH

Hey hey hey ha

[Filleraol]

Hey! I've got a message and tonight and Im gonna send it.
Yeah! I had a body and men with knives wanted to lend it.
Sold my body to the company
so I got the money now away I go and I say thank you Mr CEO.
Hey! I've got some money and tonight Im gonna spend it.
Yeah! They gave me a paper
and I went ahead and penned it and I say thank you Mr CEO.
I filled my pockets now I might as well -
Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die....
Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I'm gonna die all right!
Hey! I lost the money seems like I can't comprehend it.
Yeah! Got a hole in my head gotta gotta mend it.
Too messed up to sit and settle down.
Too messed up to even mess around.
Thats why your smiling Mr CEO.
I filled my pockets now I might as well -
Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die.... but not right now
Yeah why don't you do the same?
I got the money now I can't complain.
Except the tics won't go away oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
And the way I feel tonight is gonna make me die all right.
I filled my pockets now I might as well - Die! cause I found the backdoor out of teenage hell - all right!
Filed my account cause I might in fact - Die!
But I rely on science, yeah to bring me back - all right.
I.....'m gonna die....
Heavy morals seem so light but when it comes to cash I'm gonna die all right!

[abyssion1337]

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

[acutekat]

"i'm so glad"(repeated the entire song)

[abyssion1337]

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

My mother was a tailor
She sewed my new bluejeans
My father was a gamblin' man
Down in New Orleans

Now the only thing a gambler needs
Is a suitcase and trunk
And the only time he's satisfied
Is when he's on a drunk

Oh mother tell your children
Not to do what I have done
Spend your lives in sin and misery
In the House of the Rising Sun

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to New Orleans
To wear that ball and chain

Well, there is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one

[Tazuto]

"i'm so glad"(repeated the entire song)

wtf O-o heres one
"Exctasy" repeated once every few mins

[Doomimus]

Half of me wants to knock you out
Half of me wants to tell you that Im sorry, so sorry
Meanwhile, half of the world wants to scream and
Shout at half of the world
Just like you and i
Just another fact of life
We plan and we scheme
til theres nothing left of our little dream
But half of the time I cant decide and
Half of the time Im petrified

I want to change the world
I want to make it well
How can I change the world
When I cant change myself
Try again tomorrow
Id love to change your mind
Capture your citadel
How could I change your mind
If I cant change myself
Try again tomorrow

[scarmullet]

If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
Ive been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up Ill never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If you start it up
Kick on the starter give it all you got, you got, you got
I cant compete with the riders in the other heats
If you rough it up
If you like it you can slide it up, slide it up
Dont make a grown man cry
My eyes dilate, my lips go green
My hands are greasy
Shes a mean, mean machine
Start it up
If start me up
Give it all you got
You got to never, never, never stop
Never, never
Slide it up
You make a grown man cry
Ride like the wind at double speed
Ill take you places that youve never, never seen
Start it up
Love the day when we will never stop, never stop
Never stop, never stop
Tough me up
Never stop, never stop, never stop
You, you, you make a grown man cry
You, you make a dead man cum
You, you make a dead man cum

[abyssion1337]

Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your ****ing deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother ****ing blimp!

I'm on a blimp, mother****er
In the ****ing sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a ****ing gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, bitch.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the **** up!
This blimp is real!

**** land, I'm in the clouds, mother ****er!
**** Squall, I like Cloud, mother ****er!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother ****er!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother ****er!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother ****ing blimp!

[The-Ville]

You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me Ive got no
Soul to tell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get
Away from myself
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
You can have my isolation, you can have the hate that
It brings
You can have my absence of faith, you can have my
Everything
Help me tear down my reason, help me its your sex i
Can smell
Help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody
Else
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

[whyilovetehanime]

I don't know why sometimes we break up,
Nothing would change if We Make love... (even though i did)
Then something else happens to me,
Oh Can't you see,
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE,
You Gave me herpes,
you stupid B*tch,
Go Live in a Ditch,
CHK",CHK" BANG BANG BANG!

[luffyiscool]

-awesome YGO:TAS parody-




*claps in approval* :D

[XCV]

Silence is the enemy
Against your urgency
So rally up the demons of your soul!

[JinVicious]

As his life's blood leaving
I hold my son, my only son
And tears fill my burning eyes

While his skin turns pale as snow
Butchered he lies here bleeding in my arms
Slewn by the men of the single god
Hatred burns in my chest

Rain falls from a raging heaven
The wind howls like wolves at the moon
I will seek my vengeance for my son
I swear I'll avenge my first born one
I ride fast through the woods
My friends are by my side
Dark hatred burns in my eyes
"Slaves of hvitekrist today you die!"

"Maktiga gudar,
i gyllene slaen.
Hjalp mig i striden
mot sondraparna,
Den hoge skall
For huggen hamnas
och blod skall galdas
i blod"

Our cloaks fly in the wind
As we ride in the cold dark night
We're closing in our enemies
We rage in our hearts burning bright

The clouds scatter in the northern wind
A full moon rides the pitch black sky
"Now, hounds of Hvitekrist,
your time has come to die!"

"Kneel before my sword!
No mercy! Your time has come to die!
This is the ride for vengeance!"

[abyssion1337]

You put the boom-boom into my heart
You send my soul sky high when your lovin' starts
Jitterbug into my brain
Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
But something's bugging you
Something ain't right
My best friend told me what you did last night
Left me sleepin' in my bed
I was dreaming, but I should have been with you instead.

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high

You take the grey skies out of my way
You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
Turned a bright spark into a flame
My beats per minute never been the same

'Cause you're my lady, I'm your fool
It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
Come on, baby, let's not fight
We'll go dancing, everything will be all right

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin'' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high

Cuddle up, baby, move in tight
We'll go dancing tomorrow night
It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed
They can dance, we'll stay home instead

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go
Take me dancing tonight
Wake me up before you go-go, don't you dare to leave me hanging on like a
yo-yo
Take me dancing

[Doomimus]

I wanted to be with you alone and talk about the weather
But traditions I can trace against the child in your face
Won't escape my attention
You keep your distance with a system of touch and gentle persuasion
I'm lost in admiration, could I need you this much
Oh, you're wasting my time, you're just, just, just wasting time

Something happens and I'm head over heels
I never find out till I'm head over heels
Something happens and I'm head over heels
Ah, don't take my heart, don't break my heart
Don't, don't, don't throw it away (Throw it away...Throw it away...)

[tapirs!?]

See I've been tryin to live this life
With no success cause I will die
You've heard this one too many times
But I have to say it anyhow

She's standing right there by my house
Armed she's going to take me out
One shot for every wrong I've done
I'll be hard to recognize

I want to show you how I
Feel good in every moment
I have to get that through to you
It's up to you to tell if
I'm saying things that you can
Believe and make your final call

Shotgun sister
Waiting for me
Shotgun sister
Please let me live
I would like for you to hear
That we are happy now
La la la la la la la'

I am convincing like a chair
When I say I feel better
She looks at me like I'm not there
I'm waving my hands in the air

I want to show you how I
Feel good in every moment
I have to get that through to you
It's up to you to tell if
I'm saying things that you can
Believe and make your final call

Shotgun sister
Waiting for me
Shotgun sister
Please let me live
I would like for you to hear
That we are happy now
La la la la la la la'


oooooow, such a cute song >.<
(these last phrases, aren't lyrics anymore ;p)

[XCV]

Dearly beloved, are you listening?
I can't remember a word that you were saying
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's inbetween insane and insecured

Oh, therapy, can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
Nobody's perfect and I stand accused
For lack of a better word, um, that's my best excuse

[JinVicious]

My pale face face glows in the light of fire
My hollow eyes see but cannot see
I stare deep into the glowing inferno
The loss I feel is breaking me

I heard their screams
Through flaming walls
Walls, I could not tear down
I could not help them

I'd been away for two full years
Only to return too late to save them
Helplessly I watched my life go up in flames

I pull the sword from the glowing fire
And hammer-beat in on the anvil
Forging it with rage and hate
I will seal my enemy's fate

I engrave the blade with magic runes
And summon Gods by sacrifice in blood
Pure blue hate shines within this sword
This magic sword will cut only once

No sword has ever been like this one
The Avenger is its name

Now my sworn enemy
Vengeance will belong to me
A year has gone by
Now my sworn enemy
It's your turn to die
It's your turn to die!
Die!
To die!
Die, die!
Die, die!
Die, die, die, die, die!

The sword cuts through his throat
His head tumbles to the ground
The headless body lays gently down
Down to sleep in a pool of blood

The Avenger has lost its shine
The magic is now drained
Dull and useless it rests in my hand
Its purpose is soon fulfilled

Now hate is gone but emptiness remains
So I turn the blade around
And run it through my stomach veins
And I fall to the ground

[abyssion1337]

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that
grow around you

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your
pregnant women

So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

[tapirs!?]

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - it's really serious
there wree times when I could
have 'murdered' her
(but, you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)
NO, I DON'T WANT TO SEE HER
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
there were time when I could
have 'strangeled' her
(but, you know, I would hate
anything to happen to her)
WOULD YOU PLEASE
LET ME SEE HER!
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Do you really think
she'll pull through?
Let me wisper my last goodbyes

I know - IT'S SERIOUS

[abyssion1337]

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange
When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change
When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell
'Coz I'll be ****ing rich as hell.

So Grandfather die, don’t keep me in suspense
So Grandfather cough, up that inheritance
So Grandfather don't, hold on another day
I love you to death, but I gots bills to pay.

A stroke would be nice,
Disease would be cool,
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll party with Heff, I'll dine with the Queen,
So what’s say we unplug that machine.

Oh Grandfather die, before the fiscal year,
Oh Grandfather I, wish Kevorkian were here
Oh Grandfather fly, just take your final bow.
Oh Grandfather die, family hates you any how.

For God sakes you must be as old as the Sun,
Your social security number is one
Your deaf, dumb and blind and an amputee
You donate your blood, every time that you pee.
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has varicose veins,
Oh why don't you die Grampa, why must you fight?
You old mother ****er, just walk toward the god damned light

Walk toward the light old man, walk toward the light old man
Its all over now, my Grandad is dead
A mysterious blow to his wrinkled old head.
Before I collect a small oversight
But everything should work alright
I'll start working on my Grandma tonight.

[The-Ville]

Some say it was a warning
Some say it's a sign
I was standing right there
When it came down from the sky
The way it spoke to us
You felt it from inside
Said it was up to us
Up to us to decide
"You've become a virus
Killing off his host
We been watching you with all of our eyes
And what you seem to value most
So much potential
Or so we used to say
Your greed, self-importance and your arrogance
You piss it all away
We heard her cry
We have come to intervene
You will change your ways and you will make amends
Or we will wipe this place clean"

Your time is ticking away

[JinVicious]

Once I was - Now I am no more
A burst of flames threw me into oblivion

The life I knew - Seems distant and unreal
A fading dream, a memory I can't recall

Am I real - I can no longer tell
A notion tells me I still exist

Infinite dark - Through this void I float
Resting, waiting for the day
When I will live again

Eons pass or maybe I just blinked
Deeper into this hell I sink

Falling through Ginnungagap
I'm pulled towards an unseen gate
I seem to hear my name being called
I float towards these cries of fate

Faster than - the speed of light
I am falling through universe

Stars flash by - Before my eyes
The time has come to return

Out of the dark - Into the light
Back into life I am cast

By my side - A demon army rides
We ride to reclaim that once we lost

Eons have passed, I'm back from the dead
Victory lies ahead

[whyilovetehanime]

I don't know why sometimes we break up,
We Make love...
Then something else happens to me,
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE,
You Gave me herpes,
you stupid B*tch,
Go Live in a Ditch,
CHK",CHK" BANG BANG BANG!

[acutekat]

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door? Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door? Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
Because the truth is hard to swallow
That's what the wall of love is for.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way that you mean it
When you tell me what will be.

And when you stop and think about it
You won't believe it's true.
That all the love you've been giving
Has all been meant for you.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me through.

Between the silence of the mountains
And the crashing of the sea
There lies a land I once lived in
And she's waiting there for me.

But in the grey of the morning
My mind becomes confused
Between the dead and the sleeping
And the road that I must choose.

I'm looking for someone to change my life.
I'm looking for a miracle in my life.
And if you could see what it's done to me
To lose the the love I knew
Could safely lead me to
The land that I once knew.
To learn as we grow old
The secrets of our souls.

It's not the way that you say it
When you do those things to me.
It's more the way you really mean it
When you tell me what will be.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?
With a thousand million questions
About hate and death and war.

It's where we stop and look around us
There is nothing that we need.
In a world of persecution
That is burning in it's greed.

Why do we never get an answer
When we're knocking at the door?

[JinVicious]

The wait is soon at end
Always charge never bend
Morning is here, make your stand
Live for honor, glory, death in fire!

Total war is here
Face it without fear
Age of sword, age of spear
Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!

See the fire rise
Flames are raging high
Soon all will burn and die
Burn for honor, glory, death in fire!

Storm of lethal flames
Only death remains
Ragnarok is closing in
Die for honor, glory, death in fire!

Forces of chaos is on the move
Everyone, choose your side
And know the end is coming soon
The day for all to die

The day is here when Bifrost breaks
Nor sun or moon will rise
When the dead rise from their graves
and Surtur spreads his fire

All you know will wither away
And sink into the sea
A new world will be born one day
Where everyone is free

Total war is here, face it without fear
Age of sword, age of spear
Fight for honor, glory, death in fire!

Storm of lethal flames
Only death remains - Ragnarok is our fate
Die for honor, die for glory
Die, death in fire!

[Doomimus]

Someone you know is on your side
Can set you free
I can do that for you
If you believe in me
Why second-guess
What feels so right
Just trust your heart
And you'll see the light


True to your heart
You must be true to your heart
That's when the heavens will part
And baby shower you with my love
Open your eyes
Your heart can tell you no lies
And when you're true to your heart
I know it's gonna lead you straight to
me
(Got to be true to your heart)

[tapirs!?]

Look, in the sky!
is it a plain?
is it a bird?
it is...
HORSE FORCE

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it...
wheeeeeeeeeeh

I'm having a artistic dilema....

This horse just gives everything, and seems to love it (then came a part I couldn't understand)

Are you nuts!?
I am a Horse!
You crazy son of a bitch, imma gonna beat the living hell out of you!

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

I kissed a HORSE and I liked it

Are you nuts!?

...that man, is all horse

[JinVicious]

The Northern wind brings snow and ice
Humans starve and freeze
The Fimbul winter has arrived
And soon the world will cease to be

Brother will be brother's bane
No one shall be spared
All will die. None remain
That is mankind's share

The southern sphere is set ablaze
Muspel's fire is set free
The sun is on its final chase
And soon the world will cease to be

Across the western sky he runs
A wolf so grim and mean
Devours the eternal sun
And soon the world will cease to be

The North Star falls from the sky
Into the deep cold sea
The first of all to fall and die
And soon the world will cease to be

Muspel's flames lick the sky
Hidh?gg eats the dead
The Aesir meet in hall up high
And Oden 'quests Mimer's head

Land is swallowed by the waves
Rocks and mountains break
Dead men on the path to Hell
And Yggdrasil quakes

From the East comes a ship
Loke holds the oar
A demon army with swords that rip
Will join the final war

The army of the dead arrives
Heimdal blows his horn
Calling Gods out to die
Before the world can be reborn

[simpleton216]

Marssin
Yli
Ylitsesi
Ja p??ll?si tanssin
??ni
Huutoni
Saa nyrkkinne taivasta takomaan


K?sken
K?skyni teidan jalat pakottaa liikkumaan
Aate
Uskosi
Sytytt?? taivaat palamaan


? Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa ?
Min? k?sken sin? uskot


Asento
Kyykkyyn
Yl?s
Paikka
Istu
Maahan
Alas
Kuuntele


Rukoile armoa anele polvistu ja k?tesi ristiin laita
Kurjat uskottomat kuristuvat eik? usko teit? tahdo mukaan


Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa
Min? k?sken, sin? uskot
Hakkaa marssi, tuhoa raivaa
K?sken
Marssin
Tanssin
Asento

[Waave]

When I look around me,
I can't believe what I see
It seems as if this country
Has lost it's will to live
The economy is lousy,
We barely have an army
But we can still stand proudly
'Cause Canada's really big

We're the second largest country
On this planet Earth
And if Russia
Keeps on shrinking
Then soon we'll be first
(as long as we keep Quebec)

The USA has tanks
And Switzerland has banks
They can keep them, thanks
They just don't amount
'Cause when you get down to it
You find out what the truth is
It isn't what you do with it
It's the size that counts!

Most people
Will tell you
That France is pretty large
But you can put
Fourteen Frances
Into this land of ours
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta work)

We're larger than Malaysia
Almost as big as Asia
We're bigger than Australia
And it's a continent
So big we seldom bother
To go see one another
But we often go to other
Countries for vacation

Our mountains
Are very pointy
Our prairies are not
The rest is
Kinda bumpy
But, man, do we have a lot
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land)

So stand up and be proud
And sing out very loud
We stand out from the crowd 'cause
Canada's really big!

[CelticFoxx]

Oh dang,
What is it Dawg?
I forgot its Mothers Day,
Didn't get a gift for her?
Other plans got in the way,
She'll be so dissapointed,
Damn i forgot it too,
This could have been avoided,
What the hall are we gonna do?
My Moms been so alone ever since my daddy left,
Cold,
No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test,
I know what you mean my moms been so sad and gray,
Word,
My dad cant satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away,
HOLD UP!
you thinkin what I'm thinkin?
I'm thinkin about thinkin too,
SLOW UP!
What time is it dawg?
It's time for a switcharoo,
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs,
I say we break them off,
show'em how much they really mean,

Cause,
I'm a mother lover,
your a mother lover,
we should F*** each others mothers,
F*** each others MOMS!!!
I'm pushin that lady where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that S*** is crazy,
F***in each others MOMS!!!
Cause every mothers day needs a mothers night,
If doing it is wrong, i dont want to be right
I'm calling on you 'cause i can't do it my self,
To me your like a brother, so be my mother lover!

I,m layin' in the cut waitin' for your moms clutchin' on this lube and roses,
I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your mama do a million poses,
They will be so surprised,
We are so cool and thoughtful,
Can't wait to pork your mom,
I'm gonna be the syrup, and she can be my waffle,
SHOW'D UP!
My mama loves bubble baths with chamomile,
STRAIT UP!
Give it to my mom d-d-d-doggy style,
This is the perfect plan,
For a perfect mothers day,
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day,

Cause,
I'm a mother lover,
your a mother lover,
we should F*** each others mothers,
F*** each others MOMS!!!
I'm pushin that lady where you came out as a baby,
Ain't no doubt that S*** is crazy,
F***in each others MOMS!!!

Break it down,
It would be my honor to be your new step-father,
It would be my honor to be your new step-father,
I'll let you do my mother,
Make me another brother,
And while I'm in your mother,
I'll never use a rubber,
OH!

Cause every mothers day needs a mothers night,
If doing it is wrong, i dont want to be right
I'm calling on you 'cause i can't do it my self,
To me your like a brother, so be my mother lover!

They blessed us both with the gift of life,
she brought you in this world so I'm gonna sex her right,
This is the SECOND best idea that we've ever had,
The choice can be no other,
Be my mother lover,

"Happy mothers day"

[simpleton216]

you think I'm a, I'm a madman, A schizophrenic, Whatever" (x4)

you think I'm a schizophrenic

schizophrenic(x2)

You slowly kill me
Head to the floor.

You don't possess me,
I'm not your f..... whore!

You say you love me
But your really dont care.

You hurt my feelings,
Led me to despair.

You softly kill me dominating my mind,
your soul (?)affects(?) me.
You kill me dead blind.

I'm sick and tired of playing this game,
I'm not your servent,
You drive me insane.
C'mon and Hate Me! (x4)

Your trusting people by the music they make,
Dont even know me,
You think it's all fake.

Your trusting people by the clothes that they wear
You really hate me
But I don't f...... care!

I want to live my life the way that I want,
Take it or leave it,
This is what I want.

Dont try to take away the rest of my life,
Dont try to break me,
Cuz this is my life!

[Goldenwitch]

Aah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940s." No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
Oh hi Rod!
Hi Nicky.
Hey Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me?
That's very interesting.
?He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?
Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it Rod-
I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!
I mean, what do I care about some gay guy you met on the subway, okay? I'm trying to read.
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
Well I don't want to talk about it Nicky, this conversation is over!!!
Yeah, but Rod...
OVER!!!
Well, okay, but just so you know ?
If you were gay,
that'd be okay.
I mean 'cause, hey,
I'd like you anyway.
Because you see,
if it were me,
I would feel free to say
that I was gay (but I'm not gay.)
Nicky, please! I am trying to read....What?!
If you were queer,
Ah, Nicky!
I'd still be here,
Nicky, I'm trying to read this book.
Year after year,
Nicky!
Because you're dear to me.
Argh!
And I know that you,
What?
Would accept me too,
I would?
If I told you today,
"Hey! Guess what, I'm gay!"
(But I'm not gay.)
I'm happy just being with you.
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...
So what should it matter to me
What you do in bed with guys?
Nicky that is wrong!!!
No it's not!
If you were gay,
I'd shout hooray!
I am not listening!
And here I'd stay,
La la la la la!
But I wouldn't get in your way.
Aaaah!
You can count on me,
to always be,
beside you every day,
to tell you its okay,
you were just born that way,
and as they say,
it's in your DNA!
You're gay!
I AM NOT GAY!
If you were gay!
Argh!!!

[LurkerSubmarine]

Hj?rtat rusar, pulsen sl?r
Du ser p? mig d?r du st?r
Tankarna far runt omkring
Ingen av oss g?r n?nting
M?ste det va' s? sv?rt
Kanske ?r ocks? du
R?dd f?r att falla h?rt
Men det f?r r?cka nu

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom med mig, kom
Kom med mig, kom

Allt man skjuter upp till sen
Vem vet n?r vi ses igen
F?r h?sten knappar in
Det g?r s? v?ldigt fort
S? l?gg din hand i min
S? vi f?r n?nting gjort

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom med mig, kom

Kom kom kom
Medan som-som-sommaren ?nnu h?nger sig kvar
Medan natten ?nnu ?r ljum
Och v?r l?ngtan lockar och drar
Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli

Kom kom kom
Det finns dom dom dom som ser chansen glida f?rbi
(Chansen glida f?rbi)
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli
Ta min hand s? g?r vi allt det som dom l?ter bli
Kom med mig, kom

[Useful]

Eheh. I have a couple ideas... and I'm pretty damn sure that I could do 6 pages of Tom Lehrer. Right now, I'll do something else:

Let me tell y'all what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
It's a bitch, if you don't believe
Listen up to my new CD

(Sham-on)

I got **** running through my brain
So intense that I can't explain
All alone in my white-boy pain
Shake your booty while the band complains

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Michael Jackson did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks

I'm pissed off but I'm too polite
When people break in the McDonald's line
Mom and Dad you made me so uptight
I'm gonna cuss on the mic tonight
I don't know how much I can take
Girl, give me something I can break

I'm rockin' the suburbs
Just like Quiet Riot did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that they were talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks

In a haze these days
I pull up to the stop light
I can feel that something's not right
I can feel that someone's blasting me
with hate and bass
Sendin' dirty vibes my way
'Cause my great great great great Grandad
Made someone's great great great great Grandaddy slaves
It wasn't my idea
It wasn't my idea
It never was my idea
I just drove to the store
For some Preparation-H

Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white
Y'all don't know what it's like
Being male, middle-class and white

It gets me real pissed off, it makes me wanna say
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Just like Jon Bon Jovi did
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Except that he was talented
I'm rockin' the suburbs
I take the checks and face the facts
That some producer with computers
fixes all my ****ty tracks these days
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah
I'm rockin' the suburbs
Yeah yeah

You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'
You'd better look out, because I'm gonna say '****'

[e1fen1ied]

Efficiency and progress is ours once more Now that we have the Neutron bomb It's nice and quick and clean and gets things done Away with excess enemy But no less value to property No sense in war but perfect sense at home: The sun beams down on a brand new day No more welfare tax to pay Unsightly slums gone up in flashing light Jobless millions whisked away At last we have more room to play All systems go to kill the poor tonight Gonna Kill kill kill kill Kill the poor

[ThePsychoGamer]

We met upon the stairs, spoke of was and when, although I wasn't there, he said I was his friend witch came as a surprise I spoke into his eyes, I thought you died alone, a long long time ago. oh no, not me we never lost control, your face to face with the man who sold the world.

[abyssion1337]

Standing on the stage of life, acting just like a flock of birds,
To connect to the world, we perform a dance

Skillfully waving my hand aside, learning complex steps
I feel I'm not satisfied, I feel I can't bear it
Even trying to hide those thoughts, can I still move on?

Even upon the shortest chance encounters,
Another parting day comes and gives its cry
Growth is achieved only to fade away,
Like light and shadow...

Looking at pretty things, hoping for some kind of miracle
Yet when the snow falls, we plow it away

Though a voice like dry and brittle leaves shouts,
I'm standing still as always, looking out afar...
I can't hear those lies!

Even if I dance in your footsteps,
We join with the music along separate ways
My intentions swing, and I willfully drink it in,
Not knowing where my destination is...

Why is it that the rhythm you love grows confused?
Even knowing that an end will come...
Scorch these ephemeral thoughts!

And so this story meets the morning,
And we twirl onward toward the next
So let us dance, never stopping
Come, watch my off-beat steps...

[e1fen1ied]

GET TO THE CHOPPA!

(Scream)

Now our escape begins!

Get to the choppa!
It's the only way out of here!
Don't let them stop you!
Don't let them hold you back!

This is our chance!
We all must go
Dead or alive!