Random Rants v.3

[Evileel]

Lol, looks superb. Perfectly represents the spirit of amvhell.

[jinzo64]

^ stating the obvious much.

[Antonio Black]

So...do we rant or...?
Cuz I have some highly articulate and meaningful things to say about the state of things...

[abyssion1337]

it's not about actually ranting, it's off topic shenanigans, discussions, whatever you want. So yeah you can rant if you want to. You can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't rant and if they don't rant well they're no friends of mine.

[Guthix]

after lurker enlightment i cant think of a rant atm

[jinzo64]

just so people know i had an appifany( i know it's spelt wrong)p.s don't care

i just realised what these mean
atm= at the moment
imo= in my opinion

sorry but i'm just slow,thick and retarded

[LurkerSubmarine]

Guthix toils away, cutting apart a living specimen, trying to get his jollies off, but to no good. The screams from the cutting and bludgeoning have grown small and not pleasing to him in recent months, not much pleased the man anymore, except for the small light in his life Teto and lolis, but what was he to do...

Months pass, Guthixs mind drifts into madness, his dreams of a loli nation with Teto at his side form stronger in him, planning out ways to rid the world of elder humans and keeping it populated with lolis and Teto by his side, consuming him and his time entirely.

"Killing every one, yes it could work... but wait, it would take so long, and there would be plenty of effort to stop such a killer, damn,,,"

"Bombs, destroying large areas, it is like killing everyone by hand but larger scale and quicker... dammit all, it wont work either, harming the lolis would happen, can not have that happening..."

Toiling with plans trying to figure out what to do, until one day, walking down to the local store to get something to eat and drink,he notices something out of the corner of his eye, seemed like some sort of demented loli creature, curiosity got the better of him and he decided to go see what it was. Upon further investigation, going down a dark alley, a weird looking person comes out from behind a dumpster.

"What the hell are you?"

"I am someone who believes in the same thing as you Guthix, I too and a group of fellow followers, we all want a Lolination like you, but what we lack is a leader, and when we saw you, we felt a connection, that you would be this leader, so will you come with me, and we shall show you the road to such a world?"

"If it is not some stupid gimmick into raping me you demented freak, I will lead you if it is not a complete and stupid waste of my time"

"Please, call me demented if you want, but my followers and I, we purposely mutilated our bodies to be closer to that of a loli, just from pure dedication, but I can assure you this will not be a waste of your time..."

Possibly against better judgement, Guthix nods his head in agreement and follows the person, twisting around a couple more alleys, and finally into a seedy backdoor of a building, once inside there is a spiral staircase leading down into the ground, the person points to it, gesturing to go down it. Cautiously proceeding, Guthix complies and goes down, as he goes down, the person closes up the top of the stair case, leaving Guts to walk down them himself in the dark.

Carefully maneuvering down as not to fall, Guts finally sees a light at the end of the spiral passage down, where he notices another person that looks similar to the one he just followed here.

"Welcome my good sir, please come in, I will show you around"

Guthix still a bit cautious about the whole way things are going down, readies his fists to pummel the freaks into **** the flush them into a toilet. As he enters the room, there is labs, computers, and all sorts of operation rooms all happening.

"Holy ****, I can see this might actually not be a complete waste of my time"

"Believe me it wont be, please follow me to the briefing room"

Entering the briefing room, there is a large oval table with several freaks sitting around it, Guts takes a seat at the head of the table.

"Welcome great one, we are happy you decided to come along peacefully"

"Yeah, blah blah, just get to the point of how we are going to make this a Lolination already"

"Sorry to keep you waiting, sorry." begged a freak just to the side if Guts

"Yes we will get straight to the point, as you can see, we have the facilities, but we need a leader to implement. Now what we have going on is, we are creating a virus that will travel in air, and water, to maximize the chance of infecting adults and killing them, whilst creating a vaccine alongside the production of the virus, which will be stage one, stage two includes completing of the cloning vats, so there can be an unlimited amount of lolis constantly on the march into the world, and naturally as needing a leader we will need you to take control of everything once everyone is dead, so will you be that man"

"Sign me up you whack job, I am your man, lets make this **** whole world into a Lolination!"

Years pass, playing with all sorts of chemicals, ideas, plans... so many years that some of the freaks die off from the mutilations they have done to themselves, and Guts is growing a bit weaker from time to time. One more year later, looking over the operations progress, it is all finally in place to move forth and put it into action.

Guthix rises from his seat,

"Stand brethren, for today we change the world, into a better world, a world full of lolis, here is to LOLINATION!"

Everyone scatters, taking action on the plan, some people breaking into water supply plants, infecting the water with the virus, whilst others steal crop dusters, and fly over cities, bombarding the air with it. After the initial infecting, everyone reports back to base, for the vaccine, naturally their leader Guthix receives it first.

"Hhahahaha, you ****ing idiots, like I am going to share this world with you, this will become my world, my world to rule and do as I please, not with you idiots, but I must say, thank you for the time and effort you put in, and now... goodbye"

Raising a giant lollipop, meant for the new lolis that were to be created, Guthix begins bludgeoning the freaks to death as they stand in shock, one by one splitting their heads open, caving in their chests, breaking their backs, a few try to fight back, but to no luck they are swiftly killed.

Sitting in a room, full of corpses, Guthix masturbates, and has full ejaculation and orgasm, covering a good amount of the bodies on the floor. Walking away from the mess in this now underground tomb, Guthix leaves, entering a new world, a world were soon their shall be only lolis.

Two decades past, Guthix is getting along in age, and strangely still getting weaker despite doing his best to keep his body healthy and strong. Through Guts leadership, there are no longer adults in the world, and lolis are running everything, the olders ones teaching the younger ones, passing on all they know before dying, and as they die, a replacement comes out of the vats, a facility which has since grown to an entire mansion with a special vat room, waiting for Guts to visit and implement something of his own design.

Smirking and talking to himself,

"Haha, Lolination is finally here, but there is only one thing missing, my dearest Teto, but soon my dear, soon I will have you in my arms, sitting by my side"

Guts now sits atop a throne made of adult skeletons, inside a building, made of all the adults and lolis that got to old to live, all their bones added to this building, a church if you will, to Guthix who is now revered as a god. A team of 50 lolis at a time, help build and maintain the church of Guthix and service him when need be, but... this does not please him to all that it could, to hold Teto, it would complete him in so many ways.

Arising from his throne, Guts makes haste to his special vat room, which has 20 lolis, specially picked by Guts himself, left in suspended animation, over the two decades that have past, 1 loli each year.

Entering the room, their is a cold chill to the air, Guts walked around the room, stopping and looking at each of the lolis.

"Each of you held a special place in my heart, that is why you were all chosen, chosen through love, and my ultimate goal, and now, I must say my final goodbye to you all, as I must get to work"

Guts kisses each of the suspended lolis vats, then goes to a console, punches in a command, and it begins blending all of the lolis, like a meat slushie. Moments pass, and they are all blended, and began the pumping of their remains into the middle vat.

Flicking of switches, pressing of buttons, like Frankenstein creating his monster, Guthix was about to breed new life, Teto was to be born from the blended mush. The mush begins to form, into a Teto shaped creature, as this process is happening, Guts feels a strong pain throughout his body, what had been making him weaker, it was cancer riddling his body, and to top it off, he is having a heart attack at the moment that Teto was almost complete. Falling to his knees, he can see the final, formation of Teto, laying in the vat, gasp of air come out instead of words, finally falling face first into the ground, running out of life on the floor, dying just before meeting what he longed for.

Teto jumps out of the vat and rushes to his side to try and help, but it is to late, Guts saw her beautiful feet run towards him, but by the time she arrived, his life had left him.

[LurkerSubmarine]

(Since Rat got one, Guts can have an alternate happy ending to)

As he dropped to his knees, wishing for a few more moments just so he could hold Teto in his arms, Teto jumped out of the vat, rushed over to him, and held Guts tight in her arms.

"Please do not die, I am finally here, here by your side, you can't die, or else their will be no reason for me to live..."

Tears roll down her cheeks, as she begins to sing, filling Guthixs ears with what he longed to hear, and the tears wetting his face. Guthix falls to the ground, unable to remain in her arms, Teto cries harder, and sings louder, pouring all her heart into the song. Minutes pass, all seems bleak, but some twitching happens in his feet and hands.

Guthix is slowly regaining consciousnesses, a smile beams across Tetos face, she continues to sing, the life force in Guts becomes stronger and stronger, until he is on his feet holding her tighter then he has ever held anything.

"Thank you my dear, you saved me from dying, leaving you in this world without me, but do not worry, with you by my side, we will rule this world together, until Lolination exist no more, and I will never leave you, even if that ever happens"

Teto, sheds a tear of happiness to what Guts says, as he picks her up from the ground, leaving the room. Walking out of the mansion, with Teto in his arms, they exit the front door, to a new day, and a army of lolis bowing before them. Walking through the streets, the lolis stop to look and bow in respect, finally getting back to his church made of bone, he ascends the stairs, to his throne, and take rest, with his dearest Teto by his side, to rule over Lolination, as one, together no matter what.

[Arock]

we need a thread for lurker stories

[MADEVIL]

another fine story by lurker

[Guthix]

[LurkerSubmarine]

Day and night, XelasPWN would watch My Little Pony, more and more taking over his life. It eventually got to the point were he would not leave the house for weeks at a time, sitting around watching My Little Pony, masturbating, and ejaculating onto small plushies of the characters from the show. Before long, his love for ponies grew that great, he would sneak out to farms, find himself some ponies, and get some pony love, filling their anus full of his hot gooey cum.

His lust for some pony loving became his life, My Little Pony held him off during the day, but come night, he transformed into a master of pony loving. But to keep his addiction fueled, Xela soon needed a job, so he went out to a local farm, of which he had not had some quality time with the ponies, and applied to be a farm hand.

"Hello lad, so just to make sure, you do not have a problem with animals or getting dirty, do ya?"

"No sir, I am fine with getting dirty and helping out with some animals, I especially like ponies and more then happy to help take care of them"

"Great to see so much enthusiasm lad, grab a pair of overalls, and lets get to work then"

Xelas duties included feeding the animals and juts generally keeping the place tidy, and every time he got some down time, he would go sit down by the ponies, and just sit there enjoying their company, little did he know, the farmer noticed how close he was getting with the ponies, and was keeping a closer eye on him each day. A few weeks pass, Xela has built a My Little Pony fort inside his house, the walls, roof, floor covered in everything My Little Pony, it had become a My Little Pony wonderland.

One day, the farmer confronts Xela,

"I am thankful for all the help, but I have notice you are unnaturally close to ponies around here though, what is your deal?"

"Uhh, nothing what do you mean? like I said when I first started, I just really like ponies, they are my favorite animal, until they are full grown they lose some of their beauty in my eye by then"

"Boy, lots of people like ponies, but I can see it in your eye... you want to get close to these ponies, and I mean intimately, don't you?"

"What?! No, don't be so crud, I wou-"

Pressing his meaty finger against Xelas lips,

"Shhh, it is OK, I too love ponies like you do, I heard farmers complain about their ponies becoming a bit frightened when people stood behind them lately, I thought I was starting to get sloppy, but after the past few weeks with you, you are new to the game, that is all, but if you come with me, I will show you the way, the way to making sweet love to a pony"

Xelas eyes beam like a deer in front of a truck with high beams on about to get run over,

"Master, I will follow you to the ends of the earth"

Began the young ones training, to perfecting his technique of pony penetration. Weeks pass, the farmer has taught him well, Xela now able to go out into the world of pony anus pumping alone, and masterful. The farmer came up to Xela while he was working, and asked for him to come with him inside the house, Xela follows happily. Inside the house, the farmer takes off his flannel shirt, to reveal a My Little Pony shirt with Fluttershy on it. Eyes beam again, Xela removes his flannel shirt to reveal but the same shirt!

"I knew you were the one I was looking for, follow me into this room"

Opening a door, it reveals a My Little Pony similar to Xelas, making him ejaculate a little in his pants.

"It is beautiful sir, so beautiful"

"That it is, but now, I need you to join me by my side, and help change the ponies around the area, will you be my partner in crime?"

"For My Little Pony, of course!"

They lock arms in acceptance, then wait till night fall, Come night fall, they gather painting supplies, and move out. Spreading across farms like wild fire, painting all the ponies in the colours of My Little Pony characters, for 3 nights they do this, before it has become public knowledge, and police are now on constant patrol, but they were smart enough to paint some of their own ponies as to not raise to much suspicion.

"Sir, how come we never painted any like Fluttershy?"

"Well as you know, she is both our favorite, and there has been a secret I have been keeping from you, come this way"

Going into the barn, there is a door that has always been locked that he was leading Xela into, and inside, there was a pony, that looked exactly like Fluttershy.

"H-hi... I-I'm Fluttershy"

"See this is why, I have my own, untouched and pure genetically made Fluttershy, I have a friend that owed my a huge favor, and that is all I want to say of it, but... I wish to share her with you, together"

"I-I don't know what to say sir... but..."

Xela picks up an axe from by the door, and puts it through the farmers skull.

"She is mine now" With a devilish smile, making Fluttershy, hide in a corner of the room.

Xela didn't do much to dispose of the body, except for put it into a empty stall, and just covered the body with hay. Xela then proceeded, to be the first to make sweet love to Fluttershy, it was the greatest experience of his life, nothing could ever amount to the amount of greatness he could feel upon his penis, there was no other for him now, Fluttershy is now his one and only pony.

A day passes, Xela making love to Fluttershy when he is up and ready, but that afternoon, police come to question the farmer, about the ponies in the area being painted.

"Hello officers, sorry but the farmer is out, anything I can help you with?"

"If you don't mind son, do you mind if we have a look around, just for some clues as to who might have been doing the pony paintings?"

Forgetting about the body and to cover up the paints properly, because of how great Fluttershys loving was,

"Sure officers, go for your life, just shout if there is anything you need"

"Thank you"

Xela sitting around, urges in him wanting to go see Fluttershy, but he knew he couldn't while they were here, but the urges got the better of him, he quietly got out, and went to see Fluttershy, he picked up the axe by the door and put it at his feet in case of worst case scenario happening with the police. He begins making sweet love to Fluttershy.

The police meanwhile, notice some blood coming out from the barn, so they go to investigate further, to their surprise they found the painting supplies, all the colours matching to those on the ponies. They move further in, and look around where they saw blood on the other side of the barn, they shuffled around the hay, to find the farmers body. Quickly pulling out their sidearms, they go into the stall were they could hear noises, the stall that Xela was with Fluttershy.

"Stop, in the name of the Law"

Xela picking up the axe,

"**** you piggy's, no one is taking me from Fluttershy!"

Xela tries to run and kill them, but they were to quick on the trigger finger, they shot Xela and Fluttershy dead where they stood.

(Once again alternate happy ending)

The police walked in

"Halt in the name of the Law!"

At that moment, Xela ejaculated into Fluttershys rectum, which put their love for each other beyond earthy limits, a golden aura came from Fluttershys, now cum filled rectum, melting the policeman, and transcending Xela and herself into an alternate dimension.

"Welcome to the Land of My Little Pony Xela, here we can be together and never be bothered"

"Oh thank you so much Fluttershy, everything I could ever want has come true"

Xela now lives here, playing with all the Ponies, but only truly loving Fluttershy like the loyal man he is.

[XelaisPWN]

Ahahahaha xDD It's brilliant! I laughed so hard at "Stop in the name of the law!"

[MADEVIL]

Damn it Lurker, you are on a story writing roll

[Guthix]

the scary part is that i dreamed about 90% what he wrote