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Thread: My new buddy, Bear.

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    Default My new buddy, Bear.

    So I live basically in Glacier National Park (Montana). Today I decided to go walking in the woods but I had a Bear following me.. So yah I basically walked 10 miles with a Bear following me the whole damn time...

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    You're a big blue house away from having a TV show there, Mac.

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    These blue eyes creeps me out...

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    They scream "Food!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by actually human View Post
    These blue eyes creeps me out...
    How I got him for free... He's from a "Pure Breed Breeder"... Pure blue eyes are a defect that doesn't sell well and they knew I had one years ago. So they just gave em. Even offered to nuder him for free and I said "You cut the tail off already right?" 'Well yes?' "Then keep the nuts then!"

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    We don't compromise. You shouldn't either.
    	If guns kill people, then...
       -Pencils miss spel words.
      -Cars make people drive drunk.
    -Spoons made Rosie O'Donnell fat.

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