Corrupt a Wish

[animemental1]

granted but it only looks cool in your reflection

Hey. At least when I look in the mirror I can still sing White Gold's "Do You Love My Hair?".

Granted, but God considers it as blasphemy & cancels out your existence & sends you to a new place. The name of the place? Hell.

I wish I was immune to losing the game.

[Kuni Linguist]

granted but it lasted only until someone said the game again.

I wish I was home already

[jinzo64]

granted but your is the street

i wish christmas chocolate was cheaper

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but only because it all melted.

I wish halloween candy was cheaper.

[jinzo64]

granted but it all tasty like raw brussel sprouts

i wish i had x ray vision

[thedarkmessenger]

granted, but what has been seen cannot be unseen D:

I wish I was a power ranger

[jinzo64]

granted your the pink power ranger

i wish i had a girlfriend

[Riaki]

granted but ur girlfriends a bitch

I WANT A LOLI HAREM

[jinzo64]

granted but it's only 30 seconds long

i wish my soul could mate with yours

[SleeplessPanda]

granted but it's only 30 seconds long

i wish my soul could mate with yours

Granted, but now both your souls have "soul AIDs".

I wish fruit didn't go rotten so fast.

[jinzo64]

granted it all made of wax

i wish my soul didn't have soul aids

[SleeplessPanda]

Granted, it now has "soul herpes".

I wish Elton John & David Bowie would do an album together.

[Riaki]

granted but they would both do separate tracks

I WISH I COULD EXPLODE INTO MILLIONS OF PEICES and have sum fun

[jinzo64]

granted but you can't reform so your bagged up an sold as millions

i wish i was a comedian

[Riaki]

Granted but ur not funny O___O

I WISH I WAS JINZO