Wish granted but you run it threw a dial-up line
I wish I could banish all spiders to Uganda.
Wish granted but you run it threw a dial-up line
I wish I could banish all spiders to Uganda.
Granted, but then Joseph Kony trains them as soldiers and sends them to kill you.
I wish I could found and lead my own country.
Granted, but it's a Country riddled with aids and sexually transmitted disease.
I wish for...for....hmm..I wish i wasn't being forced to clean today!
Granted, but you're now forced to cook all day.
I wish I was smarter.
Granted but your brain is so huge you can't move.
I wish I was flying.
Granted, but you can't land the plane you're flying in and you end up crashing.
I wish that I could project my thought into reality in a manner resembling the HoloDecks in Star Trek.
Granted but you think of the worst monster in the universe and transmit it.
I wish for Hei's contractor abilities.
Some say the eyes are windows to the soul, in reality they're doors
Granted, but you accidentally electrocute yourself with them. (You licked your knife)
I wish for Setsuna F. Seiei's Innovator powers.
Granted but when you explain your powers to other people they mistake your powers as spidermans spider sense and start calling you spiderman.
I wish for a Pokemon.
Some say the eyes are windows to the soul, in reality they're doors
Granted but you cant use your powers at night or when its to bright out.
I wish for Prides powers form Brotherhood.
Some say the eyes are windows to the soul, in reality they're doors
Granted, but then Ed and Al come out of nowhere and kill you.
I wish for some rocket powered brass knuckles.
Granted but it backfires incinerating your arm.
I wish I was a non Twilight vampire.
Granted, but the power of Christ compels you. (I.E., the Pope pimp slaps you until you die)
I wish there was a new Fire Emblem game already.
Granted but it's made for the 3DS and the change the combat system to make it more of an action game.
I wish Capcom would release a new Megaman Battle Network style game.
(Not Star Force)
Some say the eyes are windows to the soul, in reality they're doors