Corrupt a Wish

[1-13R3T1K]

Wish granted but you run it threw a dial-up line

I wish I could banish all spiders to Uganda.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but then Joseph Kony trains them as soldiers and sends them to kill you.

I wish I could found and lead my own country.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but it's a Country riddled with aids and sexually transmitted disease.

I wish for...for....hmm..I wish i wasn't being forced to clean today!

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but you're now forced to cook all day.

I wish I was smarter.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but your brain is so huge you can't move.
I wish I was flying.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but you can't land the plane you're flying in and you end up crashing.

I wish that I could project my thought into reality in a manner resembling the HoloDecks in Star Trek.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you think of the worst monster in the universe and transmit it.

I wish for Hei's contractor abilities.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but you accidentally electrocute yourself with them. (You licked your knife)

I wish for Setsuna F. Seiei's Innovator powers.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but when you explain your powers to other people they mistake your powers as spidermans spider sense and start calling you spiderman.

I wish for a Pokemon.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted but when you explain your powers to other people they mistake your powers as spidermans spider sense and start calling you spiderman.

That's a bad thing?

I wish for a Pokemon.

Granted. you now have a Magikarp.

I wish I had the powers of Shu from Blue Dragon. (His shadow, at least.)

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you cant use your powers at night or when its to bright out.

I wish for Prides powers form Brotherhood.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but then Ed and Al come out of nowhere and kill you.

I wish for some rocket powered brass knuckles.

[Neomalysys]

Granted but it backfires incinerating your arm.
I wish I was a non Twilight vampire.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but the power of Christ compels you. (I.E., the Pope pimp slaps you until you die)

I wish there was a new Fire Emblem game already.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but it's made for the 3DS and the change the combat system to make it more of an action game.

I wish Capcom would release a new Megaman Battle Network style game.
(Not Star Force)