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Thread: Corrupt a Wish

  1. #3211
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    granted, but only for 1 day and you have to finish the game

    i wish i could control the world

  2. #3212

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    Granted, but the North Koreans figure out how to nuke it and that's why it's handed over to you.

    I wish I had an edible dancing cupcake that sung nothing but "Round And Round" by Ratt and multiplied whenever I told it to.
    Me? Insane? No, no, I am simply the guy who chooses to look at every possible outcome, regardless of how ridiculous it seems. That also means that aliens might exist, Hitler probably never died in 1945, and that Kennedy could have been shot from the Grassy Knoll. It would be wise not to tangle with my mind. I might hurt both of us.

  3. #3213
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    granted, but the cupcake was spoiled

    i wish all aliens are friendly

  4. #3214
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    Granted, but due to the sheer vastness of space, you never meet them.

    I wish I had a car.
    Just when you thought I couldn't become any more conceited.
    Spoiler!

  5. #3215

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    Granted, but as revenge for you pulling me over a few posts prior I slash your tires and urinate in your oil pan, rendering the car immobile.

    I wish my cat would stop sitting on my head when she sleeps.
    Me? Insane? No, no, I am simply the guy who chooses to look at every possible outcome, regardless of how ridiculous it seems. That also means that aliens might exist, Hitler probably never died in 1945, and that Kennedy could have been shot from the Grassy Knoll. It would be wise not to tangle with my mind. I might hurt both of us.

  6. #3216
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    granted, but due to the not sleeping in the head, she will **** instead ^^

    i wish for bringing the dead ALIVE!

  7. #3217

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    Granted, but a George A. Romero-esque Zombie Apocalypse happens and you end up an regretting your decision, albeit slightly so.

    I wish I had more Pepsi right now.
    Me? Insane? No, no, I am simply the guy who chooses to look at every possible outcome, regardless of how ridiculous it seems. That also means that aliens might exist, Hitler probably never died in 1945, and that Kennedy could have been shot from the Grassy Knoll. It would be wise not to tangle with my mind. I might hurt both of us.

  8. #3218
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    granted, but you died because of kidney stone

    i wish for a BIG LUCK

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