Corrupt a Wish

[jinzo64]

Granted but they use them to shoot at you with.

I wish for peas on earth

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but they're all spoiled.

I wish that I had the ability to transform into any being I want to at any given time.

[XCV]

Granted, but the transformation ritual consists of getting screwed up the ass by a rhino, sticking toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a wall really hard and reading 7 chapters of Twilight. And the transformation only lasts 30 seconds.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but the transformation ritual consists of getting screwed up the ass by a rhino, sticking toothpicks under your toenails and kicking a wall really hard and reading 7 chapters of Twilight. And the transformation only lasts 30 seconds.

It's worth it. I can become a super being for 30 seconds and warp reality to my liking so that I no longer have to go meet those transformation requirements again.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

Granted, but then you're barred from making that specific wish.

I wish I had the strength and sword skills of Guin.

[jinzo64]

Granted but you can't move due to the fact that you've been put in gravity chamber with the gravity set to times one million.

I wish I had a happy dream.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but it gradually becomes a nightmare.

I wish that I could create a living being from my mind.

[jinzo64]

Granted but it's a mini mecha with pointless powers and weapons.

I wish I had a flat stomache

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted but it's a mini mecha with pointless powers and weapons.

I don't see how that's an issue. Besides, if worse comes to worse, I can use it's melee skills and pull a Votoms maneuver.

I wish I had a flat stomache

Granted, but this is only achieved after you've vomited several times.

I wish I knew how to correctly use a gun.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but you shoot your eye out kid.

I wish for more time to visit this site.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but while you're here, none of your friends on this site are online.

I wish my computer could render videos faster.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for all bronies to spontaneously combust from their asses, That way they can get their head out of their asses xDD D< And i also wish for them to be ****ed by large ponies.

[adzman]

Granted, but they enjoy it.

I wish for 14.7 billion lemon starburst.

[QUADChromatic]

Granted but after you eat 13 billion and on you find an orange starburst.

I wish for more Deadman wonderland.

[KlausJuergen]

Granted, but you are an extra in it and you die during the first 5 minutes.

I wish I had a tiger

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but then you crash it in a manner much like the one described by Meatloaf in Bat out of Hell

I wish I had a life size replica of Gekiganger 3.