Corrupt a Wish

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it's glitchy, and it rebels against you.

I wish I could meet Raptor Jesus.

[xIsamuTM]

granted. you get eated (at least your saved.)

I wish a had a dollar.

[Neomalysys]

Granted it's Canadian.
I wish Haar corrupts this wish.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted. But it's glitchy, and it rebels against you.

Good thing it only shoots BB gun pellets and water missiles.

I wish Haar corrupts this wish.

Granted, but then other people start putting a bit of effort into their corruptions so they'll look "elegant" and you lazy sons of whores won't need me anymore.

I wish that Mobile Suit Gundam: The Origin was out already.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But the dubbing is terrible.

I wish something exciting would happen.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted. But the dubbing is terrible.

It's a good thing I don't usually watch dubs, then.

I wish something exciting would happen.

Granted. A vampire kidnaps you and makes you her husband. Then she bites your **** off. The end.

I wish I had no fear.

[Neomalysys]

Granted you are now Hal Jordan, and Sinestro's ass bitch.
I wish Batman was my personal bodyguard.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But your mind control wears off and he rebels against you.

I wish Shiro from Deadman Wonderland was my waifu

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but she then kills you with her psychic powers

I wish I had a Gundam

[Luppi-tan]

Granted, but she then kills you with her psychic powers
She doesn't have psychic powers. She can control her blood. It's purely a physical phenomenon, as they were able to induce the effect in others with scientific experimentation.

I wish I had a Gundam

Granted. But you can't control it.

I wish they would hurry up and put out another chapter of Deadman Wonderland.

[yellowedge]

Granted, but Jinsei Kataoka dies of a heart attack after finishing it.

I wish that political ads were banned from television, radio, and the internet until one week before the election.

[HaarTheDragonlord]

Granted, but then the lulz generated by them disappear as well.

I wish I could fly through the use of telekinetic powers.

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But you have poor control over your powers, and you crash more than you soar.

I wish losing weight was a bit easier.

[Ruby150]

Granted, but you lose so much weight that you are nothing but skin and bone, and die.

I wish I had the Collector's Edition of Darksiders 2

[Luppi-tan]

Granted. But it doesn't work.

I wish the tenth Hellsing OVA would come out already