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    I did see this a few weeks ago and I have been wanting to comment on it.

    It was a little bit of a chore to get through it.
    Paul McCartney's cameo was, hands-down, the best part of the movie.
    There was a flashback sequence that had the backstory of the main... villain (I guess he was?) and a young
    Jack Sparrow that would have made a much more interesting movie.

    The character that fills in for Elizabeth Swann in this movie is a total c*** and I
    was really wishing someone would've thrown her overboard.

    Why were the Brits even in this movie?

    There are some good points, however.
    Barbossa is awesome again.
    Henry Turner was perfectly cast and was excellent.
    The opening 10 minutes was absolutely awesome. It actually
    gave me chills. Then it gets booooooring!


    And finally, if you have seen the movie, you'll get this:
    In Soviet Russia, shark jumps you!
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    I'll wait until that comes to a "Walmart bin near you!" So far really the only movie that I've seen all year long that I would HIGHLY recommend would have been John Wick 2. That movie was ****ing amazing and I will bare knuckle brawl anyone who thinks otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NodMan View Post
    I'll wait until that comes to a "Walmart bin near you!" So far really the only movie that I've seen all year long that I would HIGHLY recommend would have been John Wick 2. That movie was ****ing amazing and I will bare knuckle brawl anyone who thinks otherwise.
    Still haven't gotten around to the first one, heard that it's pretty kick ass. Somehow totally missed it in theater.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gleeman View Post
    Still haven't gotten around to the first one, heard that it's pretty kick ass. Somehow totally missed it in theater.
    I would get on that then. Especially if you got some buddies or loved ones who like action flicks. John Wick, is easily one of the best action movies to come out since 2012's Dredd.

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    https://www.inverse.com/article/3271...011d41b85aaeb5

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