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    https://www.rt.com/news/421815-sex-d...el-paris-rape/

    This is a real thing, apparently.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43506621

    This story has layers to it, I say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Veran View Post
    https://www.rt.com/news/421815-sex-d...el-paris-rape/

    This is a real thing, apparently.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43506621

    This story has layers to it, I say.
    So wait... That means if they are counted as "Women" then we can legally Marry our Waifus if they are in Sex Doll Form?!!? Lol ****ing Feminists...

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    Completely unsimulate yandere found taking a bath: http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...exts-one-date/



    Real



    Simulated

    Eerily spot on, I think.
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    https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/facebook...back-1.4039341

    Gotta love the abstract nature of the image in question.

    I know, being a member of the hunting forum on FB, that FB doesn't care for guns either.

    Apparently women and firearms are all considered by FB to be part of some far right agenda. If you like women and/or guns, (even 2D) you be the weird.

    The mind boggles.
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    https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/...ex-with-trees/

    More news of interesting and hilarious sexual perversions.
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    From RT, our one stop shop for Sex-bot deveolpment news: https://www.rt.com/uk/443185-custom-sex-doll-model/

    Q: "Sex Doll Official, said customers can submit images of any woman to create a doll in their likeness for up to several thousand dollars. The company said customers often send in pictures of celebrities, as well as of regular women."

    I bet someone has already submitted some cartoon characters.
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    ... and the Insanity Cactus Award (TM) goes to this guy: https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/20.../#.W-nAj5P7TIU
    Happy honeymoon, I guess.
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    Not a **** was given that day: https://www.rt.com/news/445662-burge...to-paris-riot/

    That picture warrants context to be funny. So there's the full article.
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    Chinese women who are so old that nobody wants them can have more time to goof around playing videogames: https://www.rt.com/business/450481-c...-dating-leave/

    You know they won't go out and try to marry anyone. As racist as I may be, I still think the chinese are on to something with that 25 year rule. They are more in touch with their humanity than those more idealistic company owners.

    After 25, members of both genders realize that they can't afford this ****. Because with age comes wisdom.
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    The Mueller report cannot possibly be that entertaining.

    But then, this isn't based on the actual report:

    https://www.breitbart.com/entertainm...r-report-play/

    Still waiting for that Mueller report porno to show up.
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    https://www.rt.com/news/464436-anime-studio-fire-japan/

    Must have not liked Violet Evergreen.
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    ^That's terrible!

    Unrelated:
    https://www.businessinsider.com/bell...ut-down-2019-7
    The Instagram star who went viral for selling her bathwater has had her account shut down after people reported her

    NOOOOOOOOOO!
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    Japanese womenís breasts continue growth, now bigger than ever, according to lingerie makerís data.

    https://soranews24.com/2019/08/08/ja...e-makers-data/



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    And I'd be ok with opposite to be honest... All that matters is dat midriff yo.


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