[Divine Dragoon]

pretty simple say if this happened and what would u do? use pic's if you want

like your sitting at your computer having a good time (fwap fwap fwap) and all of a sudden your hole family, all your friends, the old couple that live next door, your priest/rabi/whatever, and a the local TV news crew came busting in to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

what would you do?

[SV3N]

I would say "GTFO I'M 'FWAPING!!!'" sorry, couldn't resist, I think the word "fwaping" is a funny word XD

[Jazean]

try very hard to die instantly, or make them all die instantly...

um... look very embarassed and then yell that my hand is possesed by the devil and its trying to kill me...

seriously, i don't know... not a good thing to think about...

[Kuwabara]

id be like "what are yall doing here?"....and thats it.....only me, my roommate...and land lord has a key to my apartment.....so they couldnt get in unless i let them in :P

[Issitheus]

or they bust down the door...

I, personally, would turn around at fwap at them. Fwap=look

[Kuwabara]

or they bust down the door...

I, personally, would turn around at fwap at them. Fwap=look


breaking and entering......id call the cops....

[Odessa]

well, i wouldn't bem aking QUITE the same sounds mind you..... but if i were masterbating when people walked in, i would likely yell "excuse me!" and slam the door in thier face, while demanding more privacy.

later, i'd explain i was "dilating" and make them feel stupid as my family knows better. FYI, I have a medical condition where i have to "dilate" ( cough masterbate cough) for a half hour every day. not sure if i've mentioend that one yet. now i have :)

[Kuwabara]

well, i wouldn't bem aking QUITE the same sounds mind you..... but if i were masterbating when people walked in, i would likely yell "excuse me!" and slam the door in thier face, while demanding more privacy.

later, i'd explain i was "dilating" and make them feel stupid as my family knows better. FYI, I have a medical condition where i have to "dilate" ( cough masterbate cough) for a half hour every day. not sure if i've mentioend that one yet. now i have :)


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ... :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Issitheus]

ok from what i can tell...
BEST. MEDICAL. CONDITION. EVER.

[Odessa]

lol i guess? judging by the reaction, i'm guessing this hasn'y come up yet, so more TMI's! yea!

My vagina is essentially collapsing... if i didn't dialte, it would shrink so much i wouldn't be able to...get anything to fit up there lol. so, to keep it functional, i need to strech it out every day. and just to make you guys go crazy... this essentialy means i'm one of the tighest lays you will ever find ;)

good to know, right?

[Divine Dragoon]

you all can put your own what would you do ? in there too but here is a new one

your downloading 3000 illegal songs and other things and all of a sudden a FBI strike team bust into your room looking for a drug lord that is in the room 3 doors over but came to yours by accident

what do you do?

[Odessa]

play dumb. if they're not looking for me ,they don't have a warrant. if they start searching withotu one, i call my laywer.




and to give this a shot...

what would you do if your parents suddenly told you that you had to take part in an arranged marriage to someone you had never met?

[Kuwabara]

if she was hot...and had an ok personality.....then id be fine!! :P

if not...then id go to japan.....i have some friends from there

what would you do?

[Odessa]

i'd be confused, as since the wonderful US government says i legally don't exist, i can't get married at this point. still, i'm desperate for a wedding ring, so i'd likely jump at the chance blindly and regret it later.


What would you do if you came face to face with abyss?

[Kuwabara]

say hi....the rest depends on how she is in real life..... :P

what would you do if could do anything?

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd destroy the Earth to be honest


if you fell DOWN an escalator that was going UP and just fell in place (you get the pic)

What would you do?

[Odessa]

get hurt a lot, then get a lawyer :)



what would you do if you (and/or girlfriend) was pregnant?

[Ionzorg]

Probably still be there for her, but in a sort of "I still care about you but am too horrified to be useful as a provider at the moment" kind of way. That is, until I figure out whether or not to bail, which I doubt...but you never know. :P

What would you do if every limb of your body was removed by a freak accident?

[Odessa]

eh, sleep in the house all day as i do now. and watch more television lol.



What would you do if you woke up to world war three?

[Kuwabara]

eh, sleep in the house all day as i do now. and watch more television lol.



What would you do if you woke up to world war three?




see if i could be a fighter pilot

wwyd? :P

[Ionzorg]

Mary Jane Watson, I guess. :D

Why would you do?

[Odessa]

get as far away as possible from all fighting and hope no oen finds me. i'm a coward, sue me. sides, not like i'd actually be useful in battle... "hey, slow down the march, i need to take my pills" or "but i can't see a thign withotu my glasses" or "by the way, i'm a poly pansexual."



What would you do if you were walking down the street on Christmas, and met Jesus Christ turning water into wine in front of your eyes?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id give Big J a good Stab in the Kidneys then one in the back of the shoulder along the neck line then steel all his wine and give it to the needy

what would you do if your stuck in the middle of a holy war?

[Kuwabara]

Id give Big J a good Stab in the Kidneys then one in the back of the shoulder along the neck line then steel all his wine and give it to the needy

what would you do if your stuck in the middle of a holy war?




id get my ass OUTTA THERE!!!!

you?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id wait it out and when one side is defieted and the other is wounded vary badly Id strike 2 less anoinces in the world HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH (evil Laugh) HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

what would you do if tree huggers ruled the earth

[Odessa]

be estatic, as my party would finally be in power.



what would you do if you were offered 3 wishes, but each wish would cause osmeone you know to die?

[Issitheus]

i'd give myself amnesia so i only remembered people i wish death upon, then make my wishes.

what would you do if your fingers started exploding one by one?

[Odessa]

i'd...probably be in al ot of pain, and be yelling "why God do you torment me?!?!" a lot. then, try to cash in on it by selling my story as "God's single msot hated person" as my figners spontanesoly exploded. i'd use the money to buy robot parts, and give God the middle finger with my nuclear arms.



what would you do if the president of your country allowed you to make one law and/or repeal one law?

[Divine Dragoon]

Oh the hell I would raise hehehe Id better not say if there is a hell I don't want to go down further


you and your Girlfriend/boyfriend go into a small diner/place to eat and your Girlfriend/boyfriend rips a wailing fart everyone in the place hears it and then she/he blames it on you WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

[Odessa]

laugh, and let another one rip to prove it WAS me after all. like i care what people think?


What would you do if you were sitting behind me and i was lettign out all these epic farts?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id say spleen I won't stand behind you but i will fight beside you

If your being chased by a pack of rabid dogs and you see a hand gun on the ground you try to fire but alas the ammo is not loaded and on the ground you get the ammo and then relise you don't know how to load a pistol the dogs are closing in what do you do?

[Ken-Chan]

well since a pac is three onwards i'm going to assume there is three

i throw the pistol at one dog with incredible force and knock it out.
there is one dog close and one further back. The closer one jumps for my neck so i put my left arm up so it bits that. As it's teeth start to dig into my left arm i grab it's throat and crush it's jugular. As it lets go trying to breath the third dog catch's up but even before it jumps i kick it in the face and dislocate it's jaw. The dog with a crushed jugular now passes out because of lack of oxygen and will soon die. the one with the dislocated jaw now stands with it's jaw hanging limp and it seems to be unsteady on it's feet so i pull one bullet out of the cartridge and charge at the dog it goes to run but i jump and grab it. With the bullet i push it into it's right eye and then the other so it is now blinded. I get off it and kick it in the sides a few times until it moves no longer. The dog who was knocked out starts to regain consciousness so i walk over to it grab it's hind legs and swing it into a brick wall for which seemed to go on for a while when i finally stopped you couldn't even know it was a dog it was just a deformed bloody mess. I rip part of my shirt off to wrap my left arm up to try and stop the bleeding but it was hard to tell what was my blood because i was covered in a lot of dog blood.

what would you do if you are being chased by a horde of killer bee's?

[Divine Dragoon]

RUN RUN RUN there is a distance Killer bee's will stop chshing you at



well since a pac is three onwards i'm going to assume there is three

i throw the pistol at one dog with incredible force and knock it out.
there is one dog close and one further back. The closer one jumps for my neck so i put my left arm up so it bits that. As it's teeth start to dig into my left arm i grab it's throat and crush it's jugular. As it lets go trying to breath the third dog catch's up but even before it jumps i kick it in the face and dislocate it's jaw. The dog with a crushed jugular now passes out because of lack of oxygen and will soon die. the one with the dislocated jaw now stands with it's jaw hanging limp and it seems to be unsteady on it's feet so i pull one bullet out of the cartridge and charge at the dog it goes to run but i jump and grab it. With the bullet i push it into it's right eye and then the other so it is now blinded. I get off it and kick it in the sides a few times until it moves no longer. The dog who was knocked out starts to regain consciousness so i walk over to it grab it's hind legs and swing it into a brick wall for which seemed to go on for a while when i finally stopped you couldn't even know it was a dog it was just a deformed bloody mess. I rip part of my shirt off to wrap my left arm up to try and stop the bleeding but it was hard to tell what was my blood because i was covered in a lot of dog blood.



your used to that with all them dingo's running around you crazy aussie haha :D


if you are staring death in the face what would you do?

[Ken-Chan]

RUN RUN RUN there is a distance Killer bee's will stop chshing you at



well since a pac is three onwards i'm going to assume there is three

i throw the pistol at one dog with incredible force and knock it out.
there is one dog close and one further back. The closer one jumps for my neck so i put my left arm up so it bits that. As it's teeth start to dig into my left arm i grab it's throat and crush it's jugular. As it lets go trying to breath the third dog catch's up but even before it jumps i kick it in the face and dislocate it's jaw. The dog with a crushed jugular now passes out because of lack of oxygen and will soon die. the one with the dislocated jaw now stands with it's jaw hanging limp and it seems to be unsteady on it's feet so i pull one bullet out of the cartridge and charge at the dog it goes to run but i jump and grab it. With the bullet i push it into it's right eye and then the other so it is now blinded. I get off it and kick it in the sides a few times until it moves no longer. The dog who was knocked out starts to regain consciousness so i walk over to it grab it's hind legs and swing it into a brick wall for which seemed to go on for a while when i finally stopped you couldn't even know it was a dog it was just a deformed bloody mess. I rip part of my shirt off to wrap my left arm up to try and stop the bleeding but it was hard to tell what was my blood because i was covered in a lot of dog blood.



your used to that with all them dingo's running around you crazy aussie haha :D


if you are staring death in the face what would you do?

the dingo's are in tazmania i just have a fetish for killing dogs ::)

anyway i would panic and yell DONT TAKE ME I"M TO YOUNG a few times then i would get angry and try to attack then when i relize it's death and i cant kill it i would panic some more then be killed

[Divine Dragoon]

your still a crazy aussie haha!!

[Ken-Chan]

well i cant deny that

anyway i forgot to post a what would you do

so what would you do if you where going to be raped by a horse ow yer your arms are tied to a pole but you legs are free

[Luppi-tan]

Wow... I'm surprised that you're so open about such an... unusual hobby as slaughtering dogs. Of course, you are Kenpachi, so I'm not all that surprised.

What would you do if Jason, Michael Myers, Freddie Krueger and Hannibal Lector all burst into your classroom and started murdering people left and right?

[Odessa]

thankfully i dont' go to class, so i'd be at home watching this on the news laughing at the school that flunked me out.



What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was the year 1776?

[Ken-Chan]

i would cry because then i could never talk to the hell crew again or watch anime
but i would get over it and start inventing things that are common in the future but aren't in the past and make lots of money

what would you do if you where offered to play strip poker?

[Odessa]

i'd wonder what the hell my family got into, as there's no chance in hell of that ever happening with my family. i didn't get "the talk" until i was 16, and the word "sex" is taboo STILL.


still, family aside, i've played strip games before, so i'd be in, of course. i'd likely lose, but i'm usally the second to third to go out.



What would you do if you were asked to play kiss the bottle in a room full of guys and that one girl you really, REALLY, like?

[Ken-Chan]

i wouldn't play i would just kiss her later

[Odessa]

(psh, ask a question...again!)

[Ken-Chan]

man i'm just not concentrating ok

what would you do if everyone started living underground

[Odessa]

I'd use the vast unihabitaed land surface to build solar power collectors and make millions.




What would you do if you were in public and suddenyk realized you had been otu all day without any clothes?

[Ken-Chan]

run around like an idiot and act as if i knew and it was a joke all along then try and convince the bus driver to let me on with no clothes

what would you do if you found a "warm" spot in the pool

[Odessa]

um, realize it's warm and move on? i don't go swimming too often (it's impossible to find a bathign suit my size) so i don't know the significance.


What would you do if you found a warm spot in ap ool?

[Ken-Chan]

swim away and by warm spot i mean where someone peed

what would you do if you where offered to go skydiving

[Divine Dragoon]

I would say "HELL YES!!!!!"

what would you do if I offered you to be my navigator in a Off road cross country road rally (remember Adrenalin junkie with a death wish)

[Ken-Chan]

if i'm high then yes

what would you do if i was Jamaican

[Divine Dragoon]

then i would make jamaken jokes sadly jamai doesn't sound as good as Aussie

what would you do if I challenged you to a duel using swords?

[Ken-Chan]

well i would use sephiroths sword and attack from affar

what would you do if sephiroth wass really a girl?

[Divine Dragoon]

Sep is a girl what guy has hair like that??

what would you do if vader was han's father

[Ken-Chan]

well i would watch the new movie

what would you do if you had x-ray vision

[Divine Dragoon]

do you even have to ask? I'm a guy one with morals and values but a guy non the less haha

what would you do if your mom knew exatly what your doing every second of every day

[Ken-Chan]

i would have to move out i would be scared and paranoid i might have to kill here if she knew everything

what would you do if you could pic any anime to live in

[Divine Dragoon]

The molencoly of haruhi suzumia hahahah!!!!

what would you do?

[Kuwabara]

not sure which one id go in....but what ever i chose...id use my knowledge of what is going to happen to change a few things

you?

[Divine Dragoon]

to my favor of corse

what would you do if mice were men and men were mice

[Ken-Chan]

noooo i wanted that question ahhh well i'll post the one i wanted in brackets
(i'm not sure what show either but it would be one of the show where the weedy, loner guy gets the hot chick that loves him but he is to much of a coward to do anything

so with the knowledge of the show i would put myself in the position that the guy was in when he met the hot lady

i think it would be ah my goddess then she can do magic for me)

then i would be a mice and girls would be doing it with little furry animals

what would you do if you met one of those guys who gets the really cute girls from weird circumstances

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd ask how do you do it man??

what would you do if the next ice age was in 2 hours

[Ken-Chan]

i would make a snow cones YELLOW snow cones

what would you do if anything you touched turned to gold?

[Divine Dragoon]

Ah king mides's touch a blessing and a curse I'm not shure

what would you do if it was time for bed

[Ken-Chan]

depends on what i'm doing tomorrow i might stay up or sleep

what would you do if the girl you liked was forbidden to ever see you

[Odessa]

well, she already is sadly, so i guess i'd be doing the same thign as i am now. is it wrong of me to miss an ex from over a year ago when i have a current partner?


What would you do if you found that one special person made for you, the love of your life, your one true soulmate.... and they didn't love you?

[Divine Dragoon]

I would respect her wishes and just be friends that simple

what would you do if we used flying pigs for transportation

[Ken-Chan]

I would respect her wishes and just be friends that simple

what would you do if we used flying pigs for transportation

i wold have to stop eating my transport

what would you do if were like a ken doll, nothing there?



is it wrong of me to miss an ex from over a year ago when i have a current partner?


No not at all just because you are with someone new doesn't mean your feelings have to stopped for past loves but within yourself you just have to accept that you arnt together and your with someone now. So you can have the feelings just never let them interfere with your current realationship

[Odessa]

easier said than done though... that's for sure. i feel so pathetic when i fall apart over an ex i haven't seen in months upon months.


as for being a ken doll, i had the option of having that instead of my current equipment. as i think iv'e mentioend my vagina is collapsing, and it needs a half hour of dilation to keep it open. the alternative at the time was to have a barbie doll appearence with nothing there... i went with having a collpasing vagina in real life, so i'd likely be in the smae place i am in now, having tons of surgery to correct to problems with my body.


What would you do if you could see the future, but no ever believed you?

[Ken-Chan]

i would make them believe me
and i could stop your awkward situations

what would you do if you could at will turn into an element

[Divine Dragoon]

Id bee so HOT haha (that was bad I know)

what would you do if on my command you would turn into jello

[Ken-Chan]

probably try and eat myself

what would you do if you were a fish

[Odessa]

die, as i'm now allergic to myself ( i'm allergic to fish)

what would you do if you became allergic to sunlight?

[Tazuto]

wouldnt matter much to me cause i stay indoors enough as it is lol

what would you do if you could pick any 5 things from a GameStop?

[Divine Dragoon]

1 A PS3
2 a New PSP
3 a wii
4 an new joystick
5 a $1,000,000 gift card

what would you do if game stop went out of bizness

[Tazuto]

1 A PS3
2 a New PSP
3 a wii
4 an new joystick
5 a $1,000,000 gift card

what would you do if game stop went out of bizness
have to settle for less at gamecrazy and other reject stores

what would you do if the world of FFVII was real?

[Mawelli]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

I'll use this again to explain my feelings

What would you do if I would leave again?

[Kuwabara]

WE'D (as in almost everyone here)....will. kill. you!!

what if vicky left?

[Mawelli]

I would torture her for eternity...

What would you do if AMVHell Forums were shut down?

[Kuwabara]

id gather everyone together....and find Zarxrax.....then take the site from him.....

if i came to your house...

[Mawelli]

Prolly do what I do to all strange males who come to my door...

What would you do if everything on the Continued Story thread would happen?

[Tazuto]

depends on whats currently happening in it

what would you do if everything you knew was a lie?

[abyssion1337]

oh but everything you know is a lie

if it started raining pineapples

[Mawelli]

Mmmmm......pineapples..

what if the pineapples coming from the sky were stuck up your buttZ?

[Ken-Chan]

then my butt would be in the sky dropping pineapples

what if pineapples where poison

[Luppi-tan]

I'd stay inside during the poison pineapple storm

What if ****philes ran the earth?

[abyssion1337]

unfortunately they do

if they were open about it

[Divine Dragoon]

Then there chant would be I'm Abyss and iam here!

what would you do if a if really happened

[Luppi-tan]

I would ask what an "if" is

What would you do if pigs became communists?

[Divine Dragoon]

I would ask what an "if" is

What would you do if pigs became communists?

I ment what would you do if one of the what if's happend in the what if thred


then I couldent call cops pigs

what whould you do If u understood everything

[abyssion1337]

we'd live in a way too boring world

what if you were the king of France?

[Ken-Chan]

i would probably insult myself

what would you do if you ruled Germany

[Odessa]

find an excuse to start world war three to end religion.




What would you do if Santa clause crashed into yoru house, with a sack full of presents, asking you to deliver them only to good, christian children?

[Useful]

I would consent to help him, but then I'd give the presents to poor kids regardless of religion.

What if you found out that Chuck Norris' birth was the Second Coming of Christ?

[Ionzorg]

My prayers of earlier life would be answered, and so I would probably try to repent to Chuck for the negative things I've said about him recently; if that didn't work, I'd kill myself. To then be judged harshly by the Dark Lord Lee.

What would you do if your artificial Christmas tree made partially of magnesium caught on fire, with the presents underneath it? (There still being time to save them.)

[Divine Dragoon]

put out the fire to save the house its worth more than a swetter from my grama

what would you do if japan was invading the US

[Odessa]

Move to canada. or Finland. possibly Australia. either way, run like hell.


What would you do if you woke up tomorrow to find a christmas tree and a women wearing only a bow underneath, regardless if you had a tree earleir or even celebrate christmas?

[Divine Dragoon]

Hehehe you give the best presents Odessa I must say ;)

what would you do if we woke up and everything was like "the world of tomorrow" (AH Disney what dreams won't you smash?)

[abyssion1337]

I'd beat the crap out of the first guy that said "Hello from the world of tomorrow"

what would you do if you were attacked by Yoda?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id be like OMG can i have your autogra......(head falls to the floor)

same ? to u

[Ken-Chan]

i would surrender immediately and then listen to his wisdom

what would u do if you were attacked by Darth Vader

[Divine Dragoon]

Id say "Look it's Padme!" as he looks I stab him in the back

what would you do if yr in the middle of a tall grassy field and there was a sniper watching you?

[Ken-Chan]

lay down and crawl

what would you do if we had a permanent eclipse

[Odessa]

i'd rally my vampire army to over throw the opressive humans once and for all. i'd also trademark "Soylent Red: a new way to eat people" as a a new restuarant idea and slogan.

what would you do if you were given the world's one and only mobile suit (aka giant robot) with enough weapons to do whatever you so please?

[Ken-Chan]

i would dispose of a few countries that arn't necessary to me and then make the world in my own image

what would you do if everyone but u had a mobile suit




i'd rally my vampire army to over throw the opressive humans once and for all.


hey no fair i'm making a vampire army because suddenly i found out i was a vampire i must have been bitten and since ur the only other vampire here u bit me and because i am a virgin i became a vampire instead of a mindless ghoul but even if i make an army ur still my master so my army is ur army **** i cant take over the world i have to be an underling

Vicky how may ur vampire knight serve you

[Odessa]

Vicky how may ur vampire knight serve you



i caqn think of a few things...but we'll need to get rid of that virginity thing first...



also,if i was the only one without a mobile suit, i'd develop a gundam to take my revenge on the world that mocked me. until the hero shows up in a better gundam...

what would you do if you became res[ponsibnle for running the AMV hell website?

[Divine Dragoon]

That hurt! haha Id be hated by many people all over the earth and would have no place to hide

what would you do if the internet died?

[Odessa]

i'd read a lot more books :)


What would you do if you could talk to the dead?

[Pink_Nipple]

i'd know if there's a way to avoid death.


what if we hadn't 2 "What if" threads?

[Luppi-tan]

Then we'd only have one

What if your mom didn't marry your dad.

[Kuwabara]

*faceplam*

this is the what would you do thread......not the what if thread....

what would you do if i showed up behind you....

[Odessa]

i'd thank my lucky stars as i handcuffed you to bed post.


what would you do for a million dollars a year?

[Jazean]

the very least i'd have too...

what would you do if you found a pass for one free job from a sect of ninja assassins?

[Odessa]

find out if "religious fanatics" counted as one job. or "republicans." or "religion" or even "social injustice." if not...see if i can get a refund...

What would you do if you have proof that the Bible was 100% accurate and there was a heaven, but to get there you had to follow every strict/wierd rule the Bible can make up?

[Kuwabara]

id try to....but in the end id just have to ask god for forgivness

same ?

[Pink_Nipple]

*facepalm*

this is the "What would you do?" thread......not "The person under me"....

which is the same as "What if" thread

ahhh...everything messed up....

what would you do with your Superman costume?

[Divine Dragoon]

*facepalm*

this is the "What would you do?" thread......not "The person under me"....

which is the same as "What if" thread

ahhh...everything messed up....

what would you do with your Superman costume?


http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/facepalm.jpg


the what if thred is a all round thing as in what if the earth was flat comblus would feel like a jackass

what would you do is what would you do as in YOU

what would you do if Pink_Nipple was a brown_nipple

[Odessa]

i'd make a lot more scat jokes, that's for sure.


what would you do if you noticed you were being followed?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id lead him or them to a place of my advantage and "persuade" them to tell me why there flowing me

what would you do if the world was coming to an end in 24 hours?

[acutekat]

drink some alchahol and smoke some cigarettes and drive to colorado


what would you do with a klondike bar

[Kyle X]

I'd make some dumb jokes I don't understand.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[acutekat]

NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


what would i do if someone got that connection

[Odessa]

um.... panic?


what would you do if you were in a hostate situation?

[abyssion1337]

unlike most people I doubt I'd develop Stolkholm syndrome; I'll trick them into thinking I have then kill them all

what would you do if you were being chased by the landshark?

[Odessa]

fire up the grill.


what would you do if your state banned anime?

[Kyle X]

First I'd wonder why Canada suddenly has states at all.
Of course, I'd have to go underground and block my ip and buy it from the black market and such.

What would you do if your state banned YOU?

[Odessa]

Be grateful of an excuse to leave the country, if the governement will fianlly let me leave. If not, i'd move in with my sister in Philadelphia.


What would you do if you could live in Japan, but had to play the dumb american villain on Japanese TV shows?

[abyssion1337]

as long as the pay is good why would I care?

what would you do for a klondike bar?

[Issitheus]

Your mom.

What would you do if you could do ONE thing to change the world (and no branching things, like effects of your choice that cause other things. I'm talking to you, Odessa.)

[Odessa]

(gulp) why are you addrressing me....?


I would give every person one of those star trek replicators that can make food/houses/clothing/etc out of thin air, hopefully ending world hunger and the homeless problem in one shot.



What would Issi do if my post violated that awkwardly worded rule i can't understand?

[abyssion1337]

I cut the crocodyles head off and use it as a projectile to get the other bank robber

what would you do if were in the Twilight Zone?

[Adjacent Badger]

Go out to lunch.

[Odessa]

I see.... so um, what would you do if you won the lottery tomorrow?

[Adjacent Badger]

Absolute nothing out of the ordinary.
Except thinking about how to do something out of the ordinary.

[yesac95b]

What if.......you had mind control powers

[Kyle X]

I'd convince parliament that I don't need a job. Then maybe everyone else would get off my back. I'd also struggle for the rest of my life with not abusing the power.

What would you do if you knew the next 20 minutes of the future?

[Odessa]

bet on as many sporting events and lottery games as humanly possible. i want money!!


What would you do if school became optionel?

[Kyle X]

Advise the young who may still choose it to strongly consider it, otherwise a lot of people would know ways to make you look really really stupid.

What would you do with duct tape and a black Camaro?

[Odessa]

sell them on ebay for cash, what else?


What would you with an army of mutant badgers?

[Kyle X]

Live out and then write a movie script, Willard-style.

What would you do if the final executive say of every presidential decision was relayed to you?

[Odessa]

um...i'd likely sell this information for money, as i wouldn't know what to do with it.


What would you do for a one night stand with the celeb of your choice?

[Kyle X]

Many, many things I don't wish to think about or write down. Bad things.

What would you do if all the guests online right now became registered users?

[imphic]

Have a sexy party.

What would you do if a bus will explode if it goes below 50 mph?

[Adjacent Badger]

Tell you to stop wathcing "Speed".

What would you do, if every single Oscar was given to finnish films.

[Ken-Chan]

shoot everyone associated with the Oscars

what would you do if the sun went out

[Kyle X]

I have no clue what you mean by the sun going out.. it's not like it would suddenly stop all chemical reactions and just exist forever. But if all fire and explosions and stuff one the sun did stop.. I'd get a shine-job for my eyes.

What would you do if ****bear was a real, dangerous, wild animal on the loose in LA?

[Ken-Chan]

i would laugh so hard u could here me from AUSTRALIA

[Divine Dragoon]

^ ......

what would you do if man-bear-pig was real

[Ken-Chan]

send it into space to see if it could survive

what would you do if the human species could no longer reproduce

[Divine Dragoon]

we would **** till we couldnt **** no more!!!!

what you you do if every time you spoke you let out a massive fart

[Ken-Chan]

BUT PLUG

what would u do if all sexual organs disapered and we were all like barbie and ken dolls

[Divine Dragoon]

then I would alyes call you ken

[Ken-Chan]

and i would call u barbie HAHAHA

what would u do if we could all slightly hover

[Divine Dragoon]

Id hover from place to place

what would you do if aussie land (I don't want to try to spell it!) was still a prison Conley

[Ken-Chan]

i would probably die from some disease or bad nutrition and our tourism buisness would go down the ****ter

what would u do as god

[Divine Dragoon]

Smite everyone

U?

[Ken-Chan]

free love

what would u do as the devil

[Adjacent Badger]

Start a law firm. I would be the best in business with all those who had come to me throughout time.

What would you do?.

[acutekat]

live a normal life
hilarity would ensue

ah i smell a sitcom

what if you were in a sitcom

[Adjacent Badger]

If I were in sit.com, I would rent the space

What would you do if I say "come sit"

[acutekat]

i would most likely raise one eye brown and then say how would i get to where ever you want me to sit?

what would you do if you live in a shoe and you ain't got no sole (i love that one)

[Odessa]

um, move?


What would you do if your town suddenly voted to become a nudist colony?

[Ken-Chan]

accept it i like it when people are happy with there bods

what if u joined a nudist colony

[Issitheus]

*takes off clothes* Who says I'm not already in a nudist colony?

What would you do if all us Hellmates showed up at your door wanting to kill you?

[Ken-Chan]

slaughter you all then cry then re build hell

what if the hell crew hated u

[Adjacent Badger]

Make yet a new identity and join in.

[Ken-Chan]

what would you do if vicky left us

[Odessa]

i'd likely get more work done lol.

what would you do if i left? ;)

[Ken-Chan]

cry just a little bit but never admit it to anyone just confess sadness

what would you do if vicky told us abys sex

[Kyle X]

I would.. understand things here a little bit better. Yeah.

What would you do if you were offered the chance to undo or resolve one of your biggest regrets at the cost of one of your loved ones?

[abyssion1337]

I doubt I would, the world is a better place since things like that can't happen

what would you do if you were facing a giant enemy crab?

[Kyle X]

I'd probably have to attack its weak point for Massive Damage.

What would you do if forced to play Ridge Racer?

[Odessa]

i'd likely lose. a lot. and then get use the controller to strangle the sick person making me do things.


and i think kyle's previos question funny... all of my biggest regrets are tied to my loved ones. how could i resolve not spending time with my grandfather before he died if if it cost him his life? how could i apologize to alex for our breakup, only to say "sorry, now you have to die." irony, or what?

and haven't you figured it out tet? abyss is an alien being from another timeline, and doesn't have any gender to give out :)

What would you do if you had proof that was true?

[acutekat]

start a tabloid


what would you do if you wrote on that tabloid?

[Kyle X]

I'd insinuate relations between famous movie actresses and myself. Then await the phone calls.

What would you do if you could make an object of your choice appear in your possession at will, but cost you several hours of energy?

[KazuoMM]

I would make 7 hours worth of engery appear and create a paradox.

What would you do if new neighbors moved in and they were leaper nudists?

[Kyle X]

I'd probably learn the meaning of "Leaper nudists".. which sounds like something I'd have no part in, and I'd stop looking out my window into theirs. Which I don't even do. Regularly.

What would you do if people discovered the addiction for chocolate was actually bad, and caused something bad like cancer in 35 years?

[Divine Dragoon]

I would laugh my ass off

what would you do if dog's were are masters

[Kyle X]

I would endure to learn the weakness of all dogs, and exploit it, stage an underground revolution and take back our planet. Many would die, but it sounds cool nevertheless.

What would you do if underage girls kept bothering you for sex, and they wouldn't leave you alone?

[Kuwabara]

if by under age you mean under 18....then id do the 16 and 17 year olds....if you mean under 16....then id say come back when you turn 16 (16 is the age of consent here :P)

you?

[Divine Dragoon]

haha 16 and 17 sure 15 if she doesn't look it haha

you?

[Kyle X]

I actually refuse to answer. There was this one time.. oh, heck. That story goes in another topic.

What would you do if someone showed up and claimed to be your future daughter, asking you to stay away from a certain woman.. obviously risking a paradox?

[Ken-Chan]

call her crazy and walk away

what would you do if santa attacked you

[abyssion1337]

kill him

what would you do if bear cavilry was comming?

[Kyle X]

Woah.. assemble as many rhinos as possible.

What would you do if you were kidnapped and held for ransom by the french embassy?

[Ken-Chan]

throw a crasont at them and run away

what would you do if u were abducted by aliens

[abyssion1337]

become their leader

what would you do with a drunk shrimp?

[Ken-Chan]

eat the little bastard

what would u do with a smoking monkey

[Kyle X]

Send him to rehab with a nicotine patch.

What would you do if you could see through people's skin?

[yesac95b]

Vomit of course

what would you do if you had an extra extremity (arms, legs ect.)

[Divine Dragoon]

I would say "thats my third leg" in a literal way

what would you do if a websight called AMV Heaven started up?

[Jazean]

bomb it to here of course.

what would you do if the main actor of a play called reefer madness dressed in skin colored underpants came and sat next to you?

[Ken-Chan]

SAC TAP!!!!

what would you do if this site was brainwashing us

[Jazean]

break out the luffa, we're gonna need it.

what would you do if you found the image in the viewfinder more stunning then you could take?

[Ken-Chan]

heart attack

what would you do if u had two hearts

[Jazean]

probably donate the one I didn't need and use the other to build somebody.

what would you do if you came into possession of a device that would allow you to do a thing that you've always wanted to do but as a consequence you'd both suddenly age 10 years, be completely nude, and teleported into a 3rd grade class room.

[Ken-Chan]

become a vampire then feed on some kids and make the rest praise my imortality

what would you do it u were scared of clothes

[Jazean]

simple, wear no clothes and make a ray to remove the clothes from those around me. then probably go to college campus and find a yoga class...

what would you do if you didn't have to sleep?

[Ken-Chan]

watch more anime and beat the record for staying awake

what would you do if that japanese dude got to marry the anime character

[Jazean]

be seriously confused cause that almost never happens unless one of them is already technically dead.

what would you do if your significant other danced away into the night?

[Kyle X]

Say, "Hey! Wait! I didn't even catch your name!"

What would you do if you uncovered a large secret plot involving your friends that could put them in Jail for a long time?

[Jazean]

blackmail, followed by an awesome heist / assassination / road trip.

what would you do if you found out that the moon was going to collide with the earth the day before you find that one special person?

[abyssion1337]

I'm just going to assume that the moon will be destroying the earth. I'd just say "oh well" and try to enjoy my remaining days

what would you do with a virus that would wipe out 80% of the world's population?

[Kyle X]

Attempt to destroy it

[Odessa]

what would you do to get a date with your favorite celeb?

[Ken-Chan]

kill someone

what would you do for a celeb to want to date you

[Adjacent Badger]

Nothing at all. I'd date a celeb on the same conditions as dating any other.

[Odessa]

((Badger, you need to ask a question when you post))


What would you do if i tied you up with tethyrs while you slept?

[abyssion1337]

I doubt you'd get past my elite ninja guards

what would you do if you were a face without a name?

[Divine Dragoon]

Id act just like you! :D

what would you do if cats and dogs lived in peace?

[abyssion1337]

I'd use a slingshot and a mango to stop the bank robbers

what would you do if you laid an egg?

[Ken-Chan]

eat it

what would you do if i said i'm awesome

[Odessa]

I would make sure to let everyone know what your last words were.


What would you do if you with a death ray?

[Ken-Chan]

I would make sure to let everyone know what your last words were.


What would you do if you with a death ray?


umm wat well if i had one i guess i would go mad and kill all those unworthy of life and if i got shot with one i would die

what would you do if you had three wish's

[Kyle X]

I would wish for the moments that fill people with regret to simply turn out to be warning dreams, immaturity to be so undesireable to people that they always responsibly, and honesty to become so attractive that liars have no place in society.

What would you do if you could live with all your heart?

[Ken-Chan]

that would be a very fulfilling life

what if you had the power to give and take life with the blink of an eye

[Odessa]

i'd go into business of raising the dead for large quantities of cash. and make myself immortal.

and possibly go power mad and kill off everyone who annoys me, which is only most of the planet.

what would do with a license to kill?

[Ken-Chan]

ummm probably kill anyone you got in my way

what would you do if there was a bounty on ur head

[Odessa]

i'd see about stealing the above license to kill and death ray, and take out the competition first :)


What would you do with a banana cream pie?

[Ken-Chan]

i'd make sweet love to it by that i mean i will eat it

what would you do with a hot dog made of dog

[BopBopBop]

throw it in the garbage can du-uh.

what would you do if Edward Cullen stood on ur doorstep this very moment?

[Kuwabara]

id ask him "who the **** are you and why are you here at 6 in the morning?"

you?

[BopBopBop]

just stand there and stare at him.

what if 4chan died?

[Ken-Chan]

i would resurrect 4chan and make zombie 4chan

what would you do if u had 700 balloons

[Odessa]

be sitting here trying to figure out what to do with 700 balloons.


What would you if you were offered the chance to be a vampire?

[Divine Dragoon]

I dono?

if you could see 1 thing in the past what would it be

[Ken-Chan]

the BIG BANG

what would you do if you could see how u were going to die would u want to know

[Adjacent Badger]

I would try to avoid finding out.

What would you do, if you could peek into your love life 1 year ahead, but not between that time and the present?

[Ken-Chan]

i would find out where i am and if it's worth going that way

what would you do if the sky fell

[Odessa]

run inside, and hope the ceiling holds.


What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and were a hentai girl?

[Ken-Chan]

i guess make hentai BRING ON THE TENTACLES

what would you do if you made hentai

[Divine Dragoon]

then i wouldn't get any work done and the term of "Wacked off" would have new meaning haha

what would you do if you were a caterer in the movie "Animal House" and whome would it be?

[Odessa]

I would be one of the people in the background... walk on screen for a second, then run like hell. i get stagefright, believe it or not :)

what would you if the only food left on the planet was human flesh or twinkies?

[abyssion1337]

after climbing the tree even a 12 year old with one arm could use the rope to swig into the 3rd story window, that's how you avoid the booby trapped entrance

what would you do if you were Elan?

[Odessa]

try to advance the plot a little faster.

What would you do if it started raining banana's?

[Ken-Chan]

make lots of milkshakes

wat would you do if you had a castle

[Odessa]

give fake historical tours to make money.


what would you do with five minutes in the playboy mansion?

[Ken-Chan]

find the home made porn stash and make million from selling them

what would u do if u lived in the playboy mansion

[Kuwabara]

get laid several times a week...if not every day

you?

[Ken-Chan]

sam as u i guess. is there another answer besides urs

what would u do with a hammer a pile of wood and a liter of blood

[abyssion1337]

build a time machine

what would you do to stop terrorists from killing your grandmother?

[Ken-Chan]

i'd kill her first

what would u do to stop aliens from capturing u

[Divine Dragoon]

Sneeze no them haha

what would you do if the US prez was a zombie?

[Odessa]

you mean he's not?!? i'm voting for the other guy then.


What would you do if the laws (and repercusions) were void for only you?

[Divine Dragoon]

OOoooooo.....to much to put down on here hehehehehhehehe(^_^)


what would you do same ?

[acutekat]

hrm make the world safe for democracy

huzah

what would you do if you had my computer?

[Odessa]

give it back to you.


what would you do if one of those camera crews for aklondike bar showed up and asked you would do for one on camera?

[acutekat]

*snatch*
run for the hillz


what would you do then?

[Odessa]

reply " I'm on a diet because of the unrealistic expectations forced on women, you sexist bastard!" possibly kick him in the nuts as well.


What would you do if you had a spaceship?

[Ken-Chan]

invade earth

what would you do if u could turn the sun on and off

[Odessa]

use my power to blackmail countries for sunlight and become wealthy.


what would you do if you could pick one talent/skill that you would become amazingly good at?

[Ken-Chan]

to sing

what would you do if you could only ever do 1 thing well

[Odessa]

wel, i can't do anything well know, so i'd be happy for the improvement :)


what would you do if you had a car with 4,000 pounds of body armor and missile proof glass?

[Ken-Chan]

invade america :P

what would u do if u could stop time wen u wanted to

[Odessa]

practice using it to see if I could find a loophole to stop time for only myself, and become immortal.

what would you if could hear people's thoughts?

[Divine Dragoon]

Sorry i was listing to what issi was thinking


what would you do if people were giving away free bags of money down the street

[BopBopBop]

go by as many times as possible, ofcourse with a few different wigs on ;D

what would you do if technology didnt exist?

[Kyle X]

Start little fires everywhere.. because people are gonna need fire for heat, and I'd like to be good at starting fires.

What would you do if you suddenly collapsed one day, had to hospitalized, and then discovered therein that you had a terminal condition with 2 weeks left to live?

[Odessa]

probably the same thing i'm doing now; surf the internet, read books, play a game or two, masterbate as wanted. cry myself to sleep while cursing God/Fate/Destiny and anyone else.

what would you do if you had my series of health problems?

[Ken-Chan]

probably handle it worse than you

what would you do if the world was going to explode in 2 weeks

[Odessa]

probably the same thing i'm doing now; surf the internet, read books, play a game or two, masterbate as wanted. cry myself to sleep while cursing God/Fate/Destiny and anyone else.

what would you do with the ability to copy and paste? :)

[Ken-Chan]

i thought i could do that

what would u do if u were an alchemist

[Kyle X]

A State Alchemist, or a regular one? 'Cause I'd do very different things in those different situations.. but in either situation I'd probably turn cardboard into wood, and made things appear that weren't there before. Like tools. And money.

What would you do if you were a porn star and sex became boring to you?

[Ken-Chan]

find vicky and spice it up

what would u do if u had no penis

[Odessa]

um, rejoice? ???

What would you do if i decided to give up sex and went back to being a goody two shoes nun wannabe?

[Ken-Chan]

i would cry then go to where eva ur church is and "convert" you all night

what would u do if sex or masturbating was no longer an option

[Odessa]

likely nothing. beleive it or not, i once considered that very option. i have to masterbate for a half hour daily to keep my vagina working right these days... but i had the option of essentially sealing it off to keep it from causing me pain. i would have had the anatomy of a barbie doll, nothing down there what so ever. i was determined to go this route for months while i waited for the surgery where i would have to chose. the only thing that stoped, what changed my mind, was me falling for someone and getting involved in a relationship. i could live without sex (really) but i could NOT live without a relationship, someone who loved me. i decided to keep my vagina working as i felt it would A) increase the odds of finding a partner, and B) be a concession. if someone was wiling to love me, then i could "love" them in that sense if it would make them happy. so while it's pain (literally) to keep doing, i keep at it so i can please my future husband/wife with my body.

what would you do if i didn't blurt out everything on here?

[Ken-Chan]

i wouldn't like ya as much :p like ya the way u are

what would you do if was a murderer

[Odessa]

wave the finger of shame at you.

what would you do if people suddenly had to do whatever you said?

[abyssion1337]

I'd make films like Kurosawa

what would you do if you were clown?

[Ken-Chan]

make people laugh by day kill them by night

what would u do if u had wings but couldn't fly

[abyssion1337]

that same thing anyone else would: cut them off and sell them

what would you do for the greatest song in the world?

[Ken-Chan]

kill u

what would u do for cheesecake

[abyssion1337]

kill everything cheesecake is so good

what would you do for more corn?

[emrfish6]

Seek AMV Hell 0 of course.


What would you do if you lost both arms in some freak accident.

[Ken-Chan]

hire some one to help me with my ....needs

what would u do if u lost both legs in an accident

[abyssion1337]

get robotic ones

what would you do for China?

[Odessa]

it depends on what they will do for me. otherwise nothing.

What would you do with a harem of catgirls?

[Ken-Chan]

have a sexy party

what would you do with a harem of catboys

[Odessa]

open a prostition ring. catboys do nothing for me.


What would you do if you could have ANY job in the world?

[Ken-Chan]

Astronaut that would be better than anything

what would u do if u got paid to do nothing

[acutekat]

do something

what would you do if you owned a website

[Odessa]

nothing, as i would have no idea how to do anything with it.


What would you do with truck full of corn shaped vibrators?

[acutekat]

give it to you

what would you do if i could draw?

[Odessa]

attempt to make a living off of it, doing landscapes and protraits. or a webcomic. or both.

what ewould you do if i forgot to put a question here?

[acutekat]

sympathize and wait until you had edited the post to include a question as i have done so on many occasions


what would you do if you could ultra fast

[abyssion1337]

umm here's a problem you have, you seem to leave key parts out of sentences, in this last one there's no verb. so if I could what ultra fast, make a sandvitch, play guitar? what?

what would you do for a trip to China?

[Ken-Chan]

make the worlds largest pizza

what would u do if we could run 3 times faster than anyone else

[abyssion1337]

win races for prize money

what would you do for a great big shark

[Ken-Chan]

nothin i dont want one

what would u do for ultimate power

[abyssion1337]

I have it

what would you do for Cthulhu?

[Odessa]

nothing, unless he/she/it was giving me something in return.

what would you do if offered everything you wanted, but at the cost of your memory?

[abyssion1337]

were you reading xxxholic or Tsubasa recently? would be the question I'd ask

what would you do to a drunk passed out guy?

[Odessa]

anything i want :)


what would you do if you saw me and the passed out guy?

[Divine Dragoon]

Ummmmm What??


what would you do if I was coming after you?

[Ken-Chan]

laugh at your misfortune

what would u do with 1 million dollars

[Odessa]

pay off my debts as much as possible, and give the rest (if any) to my parents.


what would you do if you had an infinite money code in real life?

[abyssion1337]

I'd still probably use it sparingly

what would you do for a quick painless death?

[Ken-Chan]

blow myself up

what would u do to be able to grow bigger and smaller at will

[Odessa]

i would sell your soul for that power, and add in a free Drink coupon.


What would you do if I left this question open?

[abyssion1337]

nothing

what would you do for a bribe?

[Kyle X]

I'd pre-bribe, with a smaller amount and a promised action.

What would you do with Moderator privileges for 1 hour?