Odessa
12-16-2008, 04:29 AM
Ok. As people here know, i have a ton of problems, done some crazy stuff, and have seen some wierd ****.

I have now just done something that defies all explannation, and makes even my brain hurt trying to figure it out.


so i'm in my room, working on writing christmas cards. I'm wearing my only brown sweater ( a christmas gift of years past as i hate the color brown on me) and as i'm working away, i gethot. No big. I take off my sweater. Then, i finish up my cards, and i "dilate" (cough masterbate cough) so i loose my pants and such. I get up to check my e-mail, fixing my bra back into place and putting my panties back on. No big.

Except now. So, my mom calls me from the stairs to say goodnight. I want to show off the christmas cards I finished, so i rush downstairs to show her before she goes to bed.

Wearing only my bra and soiled panties.


Best part, i didn't even realize it. i'm going on about needing my brother's new address, and if I spelt my in laws name right, and my mother is trying not to laugh at me. My dad walks into the parlour, and walks right back out without a word. I realize osmething's up, but dont' know what; i thoguhtthey were hiding a christmas present! I only figure it out when i sit down and cross my legs...and there's nothing on my legs! 0_0

So yea, i just gave my parents a free peep show. Am I good or what?

Jazean
12-16-2008, 04:34 AM
...

*blink*

...

vicky, um... that was epic in many ways... um... thanks for sharing...

*tries to remove awkward grin from face*

bravo, just bravo...

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 04:36 AM
So yea, i just gave my parents a free peep show. Am I good or what?




ummhmm....and how did this make you feel?....

Odessa
12-16-2008, 04:40 AM
Honestly? i grabbed a blanket, covered myself up, and sat there for another 10 minutes talking to my mother about our plans for the week lol. She never said a word, and we both walked away acting like it didn't happen lol.

I'm not shy with my body.. you ever hear of the vermont naked bike ride? :) so being semi nude...not so big. but it was just a dumb moment where i was like "oh, for crying out loud, this could only happen to me!" but i got over it quickly :)

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 04:46 AM
Honestly? i grabbed a blanket, covered myself up, and sat there for another 10 minutes talking to my mother about our plans for the week lol. She never said a word, and we both walked away acting like it didn't happen lol.

I'm not shy with my body.. you ever hear of the vermont naked bike ride? :) so being semi nude...not so big. but it was just a dumb moment where i was like "oh, for crying out loud, this could only happen to me!" but i got over it quickly :)


...good....

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha....srry....hahahha hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

*deep breath*

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha

found. that. funny. but. didnt. want. to. laugh....damn...did anyways...srry :P

hoo...

*dies*

Odessa
12-16-2008, 04:49 AM
lol feel free to laugh. i didn't post it here to make people sad, you know ;)


it's ( thankfully ) not every day someone goes out semi naked. thoguh what if i was fully naked...? ( shudder ).

Jazean
12-16-2008, 05:00 AM
vicky, you weekly exploits have become a reason to make sure to wake up and at least check the site, no matter how awkward they are.

it could of been worse, thankfully it wasn't...

*awkward grin still on face*

Odessa
12-16-2008, 05:07 AM
my weekly antics... i suddenly feel like the star of my own show lol.

"oh, what will she do next? tune in next time...!"

i like it :)


still, i doubt i will surpass this stunt for quite a while lol.

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 05:12 AM
you never know... ::) :P

Jazean
12-16-2008, 05:22 AM
that sounds like we're tempting fate...

taking bets on vickys next antic, and whether or not it happens before christmas!

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 05:45 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

absolutly brilliant Vicky you provide entertainment for us all you should start a video diary it would get lots of views on you tube.

hey has anyone else had any nude moments or masturbation moments where you have been caught out. i'm sure everyone has but is anyone willing to share there story's

Odessa
12-16-2008, 06:01 AM
oh, i have plenty lol.


i think i mentioned on here before the first time i had a boy over my house. he was a virgin afraid to even take my hand, and it was only my first time (exlcuding my rape) so we were both quite nervous, having little clue to what we were doing. i was trying to be overly flirty with him as the "Experianced" one, trying to get him to loosen up. he finally takes the hint, and we start making out on my bed, hands roving every which way...

when my dad walks by the OPEN DOOR. he didnt' even notice ( his back was towards the door) but I heard a noise and opend my eyes at jsut the right moment to make eye contact with my dad while lip locked with my boyfriend. of course, not wearing a bra at the time didn't help my case lol.

later that same day, after we had been folling around for a while, we went downstairs to have diner with my parents. my mother and i are getting things together whiel the boys are sitting down, and my mother casually asks me "so, wher'es your bra?"

that's when i noticed my swollen nipples were sticking out quite visibily as i had indeed put my shirt on and forgot my bra in all the excitement.

ain't it a fine life?

Jazean
12-16-2008, 06:06 AM
speechless, just speechless...

ah... the teenage years, when people forget the smallest yet most important things to avoid embarrassment... you have some damn good luck though, if you dad had been looking a slightly different way, things would of went differently...

Odessa
12-16-2008, 06:08 AM
speechless, just speechless...

ah... the teenage years, when people forget the smallest yet most important things to avoid embarrassment... you have some damn good luck though, if you dad had been looking a slightly different way, things would of went differently...


hm? what do you mean?



Edit: and FYi... i wasn't a teenager lol. i didnt' start dating until i was 22 :)

Jazean
12-16-2008, 06:17 AM
my failure at reading... maybe its the starvation caused by having to post enough to get my average up to 10 per day...

he seemed to of taken it quite well, many fathers would of killed somebody, then again you where old enough, so maybe it was a more normal reaction...

Odessa
12-16-2008, 06:20 AM
lol maybe. of course, my dad is a 50 year old guy with a bad back, and the guy at the time was 27 and an ex navy seal... i don't think Ron ( then boyfriend) had much to fear/worry about from my dad lol.

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 06:44 AM
so vicky is the only one with stories hahahaha

well i got one

my mum and little bro where out for the night and my sis was in bed and she never gets up late at night i had the urge so i was there in the lounge room on the chair havin some fun when i hear my sister's door open and when she walks out she has a direct view of the back of the chair and it's a low chair so it's easy to see over so as soon as i heard her i tucked my tadger back into my pants and pretended i was watching tv. pretty much as soon as her door opened she went back in so since that day i have been wondering if she saw because she never said anything or brought it up

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 06:51 AM
he was a virgin afraid to even take my hand




and the guy at the time was 27 and an ex navy seal...


Ok does anything here look a little odd??? I highly doubt that there is a enlisted man, woman or child that is a virgin.... Unless he was in the Mormon Brigade haha!! even so a Navy S.E.A.L there is a reason they call them seamen Haha and why all the privets have to bend over backwards for the Rear Admiral Haha I do this all day hehehe

Odessa
12-16-2008, 06:56 AM
well, if you want to get into details, he was injured in duty, and had been living off his disabiltiy while in his parents basement for the last few years. he hadm ade one of those "desperate virgin" internet ads that are trendy, and i replied to um, fix his problem lol. we actually dated for a whiel mind you and hit it off as well, but thats how we met. and it was pretty clear he had never been anyone, though i doubt i coudl get into the specifics here ;)

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 06:58 AM
well that was odd well speaking of military sex did you know the roman soldiers would have anal sex with each other because there where no women around
so there entire army where a bunch of poo jabers

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 07:10 AM
well, if you want to get into details, he was injured in duty, and had been living off his disabiltiy while in his parents basement for the last few years. he hadm ade one of those "desperate virgin" internet ads that are trendy, and i replied to um, fix his problem lol. we actually dated for a whiel mind you and hit it off as well, but thats how we met. and it was pretty clear he had never been anyone, though i doubt i coudl get into the specifics here ;)




Oh come on I don't b leave that for a minute you are saying that before going into battle witch he knew was going to happen he just sat in his bunk wile the rest of his squad partyed like it was there last day to live? come on haha



well that was odd well speaking of military sex did you know the roman soldiers would have anal sex with each other because there where no women around
so there entire army where a bunch of poo jabers


That is why you like gladiator movies "tonight we dine on each other!!" (what was really said in 300)



well I'm a big V so no stories to tell and parents work all day 4:00 am to 6:00 pm I have plenty of time to use my hands HAHA

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 07:17 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 07:35 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB


how am I lucky I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... **** I'v shot bears, cuger, coyote, wolves (they were going after me I have the right to defend my self) and a charging moose Iv been stabbed many times Iv been outnumbered in many hand to hand fights and my favrote thing to do for fun is skid around on the ice with an ATV Iv never been scared on any of those occasions have you ever been charged by a wounded bear that should be scary but no Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that :'(

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 07:37 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB


how am I lucky I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... **** I'v shot bears, cuger, coyote, wolves (they were going after me I have the right to defend my self) and a charging moose Iv been stabbed many times Iv been outnumbered in many hand to hand fights and my favrote thing to do for fun is skid around on the ice with an ATV Iv never been scared on any of those occasions have you ever been charged by a wounded bear that should be scary but no Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that  :'(


name (both hers and yours)...email address (just hers)....now...

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 07:43 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB


how am I lucky I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... **** I'v shot bears, cuger, coyote, wolves (they were going after me I have the right to defend my self) and a charging moose Iv been stabbed many times Iv been outnumbered in many hand to hand fights and my favrote thing to do for fun is skid around on the ice with an ATV Iv never been scared on any of those occasions have you ever been charged by a wounded bear that should be scary but no Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that :'(


name (both hers and yours)...email address (just hers)....now...

if you cant say it let the hell crew do it

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 07:44 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB


how am I lucky I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... **** I'v shot bears, cuger, coyote, wolves (they were going after me I have the right to defend my self) and a charging moose Iv been stabbed many times Iv been outnumbered in many hand to hand fights and my favrote thing to do for fun is skid around on the ice with an ATV Iv never been scared on any of those occasions have you ever been charged by a wounded bear that should be scary but no Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that :'(


name (both hers and yours)...email address (just hers)....now...

if you cant say it let the hell crew do it


yep!...ill do it for you :P

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 07:48 AM
so you have never been caught with your hands lucky aww now i'm jealous lucky SOB


how am I lucky I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... **** I'v shot bears, cuger, coyote, wolves (they were going after me I have the right to defend my self) and a charging moose Iv been stabbed many times Iv been outnumbered in many hand to hand fights and my favrote thing to do for fun is skid around on the ice with an ATV Iv never been scared on any of those occasions have you ever been charged by a wounded bear that should be scary but no Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that :'(


name (both hers and yours)...email address (just hers)....now...

if you cant say it let the hell crew do it


yep!...ill do it for you :P


**** hahah hold on I'll PM you

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 08:20 AM
the hell crew is awsome

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 08:23 AM
its sent :P

Jazean
12-16-2008, 08:30 AM
hell's cupid = Kuwabara

i'm not sure what significance this holds, but its your new title...

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 08:32 AM
If she never talks to me agen you know who i'll blame right? hahaha (^_^)

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 08:33 AM
hell's cupid = Kuwabara

i'm not sure what significance this holds, but its your new title...


sweet ;D



If she never talks to me agen you know who i'll blame right? hahaha (^_^)


we'll see.... :P

Jazean
12-16-2008, 08:35 AM
so kuwabara, what exactly did you say, or did you just copy paste his rant?

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 08:37 AM
umm...dragoon...you care if i tell them? :P

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 08:38 AM
go ahed I thought it was nice

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 08:54 AM
yes do tell

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 08:55 AM
here it is:

Kat Elliot,

I'm a friend of Kurtiss Penman. He brought to my attientien about a girl he loves, that girl being you. however, hes alittle afraid to tell you.

heres exactly what he said:

"I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that"

he seems like a good guy, maybe you should give him a try! Tongue

Sincerely,

Brett Dunn

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 09:00 AM
here it is:

Kat Elliot,

I'm a friend of Kurtiss Penman. He brought to my attientien about a girl he loves, that girl being you. however, hes alittle afraid to tell you.

heres exactly what he said:

"I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that"

he seems like a good guy, maybe you should give him a try! Tongue

Sincerely,

Brett Dunn


I hope that didn't make it in there ****

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 09:05 AM
here it is:

Kat Elliot,

I'm a friend of Kurtiss Penman. He brought to my attientien about a girl he loves, that girl being you. however, hes alittle afraid to tell you.

heres exactly what he said:

"I feel like my heart will explode every time I talk to the girl I love unconditionally about my feelings for her really you try to say I love you and mean it in the way you say it wile your heart really really feels like a stroke is going on that's the only time i am ever scared is then what if i say or do something stupid that is my fear there.... Iv only had that feeling trying to say 3 words haha...... It takes 3 seconds to say I love you 3 hours to explain it and a lifetime to prove it how sad is that the only reason I get up in the morning is because of her and I can't even tell her that"

he seems like a good guy, maybe you should give him a try! Tongue

Sincerely,

Brett Dunn


I hope that didn't make it in there ****


****..LET ME CHECK...

Jazean
12-16-2008, 09:07 AM
should of been spellchecked, but its a little late now...

and now to wait and see the shockwaves...

DD, we're expecting at least a short run-down of how this impacts. k?

and attention is written this way ATTENTION.

that is all...

vicky would of loved to see the thread turn to this, she'll be amused tomorrow...

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 09:08 AM
i sent it to you too dragoon...check and see...

edit: i sent it to all three of my email.... 2/3 shows :P...the other has nothing there....

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 09:16 AM
DD, we're expecting at least a short run-down of how this impacts. k?


yes we need updates
lets all give kurt a cheer for good luck

HIP HIP

Kuwabara
12-16-2008, 09:17 AM
HOORAY!! ;D

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 09:21 AM
Ok Ok thanks all of you really thanks I'll keep you posted (^_^)

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 09:31 AM
yay i get to know private life

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 09:36 AM
yay i get to know private life


a gentleman doesnt kiss and tell ;)

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 09:42 AM
thank god your not a gentleman
hehehe

Divine Dragoon
12-16-2008, 09:45 AM
thank god your not a gentleman
hehehe


have you read any of my old posts? hahaha cheeky bastard

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 09:59 AM
thank god your not a gentleman
hehehe


have you read any of my old posts? hahaha cheeky bastard


i'm just **** stirring i like to do that

Odessa
12-16-2008, 02:59 PM
Kuwabara playing cupid, ha? Most interesting :)



Well, it's a bit late, but I would have advised agasint letting Kuwabara e-mail her for you. Reason being, it can show you as weak and/or timid. Depending on the girl, this could hurt your chances from the start. But if she is understanding, she may think it's sweet you get so choked up around her. It really depends on how old you two are, as well as what kind of girl she is. If your'e young (teens, early twenties) this path might go better for you; if you two are older than that, it has more potential to backfire.

One tip for guys: we gals know it's not easy to approach us or ask us out. So when a guy works up the courage to do it, it impresses us. it's like "this guy is putting his heart on the line for me." it inspires confidence that he's serious. Plus, most women like feeling desirable, and having someone ask you out is the most flattering way of feeling desirable.

So, 9 times out of ten, it's usually best to bite the bullet, and ask her out despite your fear and/or nervoesness. Of course, try not to seem nervous, as that conveys "he doesn't think i'll say yes, so i must be out of his league... is he poor? have a small penis? have STD's? what's his damage?" you can as nervous as you like, but try faking some confidence and it will do you wonders. A confident guy has somethign goingfor him, and women want to know what it is.



So yea, Vicky's dating 101 class is now in session. any other questions for Miss vicky on the women's view of things?

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 09:16 PM
ooow this sounds like a good class i'm going to enroll

anyway wats your thought on a distant relationship like living indifferent places where face to face contact doesn't happen very much but you keep in contact a lot and you both like each other what would you do

Odessa
12-16-2008, 10:49 PM
I've had to go that road many a time; in fact, that's what my and abyss are at the moment. He/she goes to "college" and leaves me by my lonesome for a few months with the occasional visit. Still, with winter break coming up, i'm hoping for osme good thigns to come my way :)


Regardless of my horny fantasies, long distance relationships (or LDR) are hard to make work. "When the cats away, the mosue will paly" and all that. Thankfully, I'm poly, and encourage abyss to go out and meet/date new people...but that doesn't help the typical relationship.

Take this example: Last year, i was dating my uber pal Rachel. I went up to college (where i would flunk out after a single semester, but we didnt' knwo that then) and we had a LDR for a while. Still, I met suber cool chick Gabi, and made a move on her. Being poly, I told Rachel all about it, Rachel said she was ok with it at first, and then decided she wasn't poly as she was jealous. So THAT put me in a pickle. And aroudn the same time, i emt the woman of my dreams, Alexandra... who wasn't poly at all. So here I am with two girlfriends, one in boston, one in Vermont, and being in love with a third. The strain of the LDR broke me an Rachel apart. (Gabi and alex woudl both dump me later that year, but the point here is the LDR broke us up).


If your'e going to try for a LDR, then you have to be in contact with other often. Phone calls, e-mails, IM, whatever. But you both need to feel like a part of that persons life; if you two only exchange a phoen call once a week, the bond you had will fade. It's also important to go into the details, tell the odd stories, mention what you ate, where you went, etc. Not so your partner can keep tabs on you, but to ensure that you still are connected to a real person, and not a screen name or a voice on a phone. If your partner doesn't tell these things, aks! Show interest in his/her daily life and not just ask "how are you?" I ask abyss what he/she ate a lot, and it annoys abyss to be hoenst lol. So, adjust accordinly as well ;)

Thats my rant. any other questiosn for mistress vicky? see my topic for more helpful advice! :)

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 11:17 PM
me and this girl Amy we talked about it and we would both date each other but both agree that a LDR is a bad idea so were cool just staying good friends until then

thanks for your help anyway

awww now i'm staying single

single life is fun

Ellen Feiss
12-16-2008, 11:27 PM
um....vicky... (hours later)............just wow

Tazuto
12-16-2008, 11:31 PM
me and this girl Amy we talked about it and we would both date each other but both agree that a LDR is a bad idea so were cool just staying good friends until then

thanks for your help anyway

awww now i'm staying single

single life is fun
it, is, not....

Tazuto
12-16-2008, 11:32 PM
me and this girl Amy we talked about it and we would both date each other but both agree that a LDR is a bad idea so were cool just staying good friends until then

thanks for your help anyway

awww now i'm staying single

single life is fun
it, is, not....
you know how they say "better to have loved then never loved at all" ive never been able to love soemone in real life, its really depressing! :'(

Ken-Chan
12-16-2008, 11:51 PM
me and this girl Amy we talked about it and we would both date each other but both agree that a LDR is a bad idea so were cool just staying good friends until then

thanks for your help anyway

awww now i'm staying single

single life is fun
it, is, not....
you know how they say "better to have loved then never loved at all" ive never been able to love soemone in real life, its really depressing! :'(

yer i do know how you feel i have liked but never loved

AHHHH EVERYONE STOP WITH DEPRESSIVNESS IT"S NO FUN
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Odessa
12-17-2008, 12:48 AM
when you are in love, you will know it ;)


and ellen, what did i say to blow your midn this time? :0

Jazean
12-17-2008, 12:57 AM
i'm assuming either your lengthy post explaining LDR and whatnot or the fact you posted an actual thread...

Luppi-tan
12-17-2008, 01:04 AM
Jazean. I've been wondering. How do you pronounce your screen name?

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 01:06 AM
i want to know aswell
i know how to say the Japanese vowels all 5 of them :P

Jazean
12-17-2008, 03:37 AM
Jazean. I've been wondering. How do you pronounce your screen name?


that is a very good question... i've heard it pronounced all sorts of ways... in my head it usually comes out as three syllables... Jaa-ze-n, but other times at least when i'm thinking fast it comes out as two which would best be pronounced as Jazz-ian... very rarely my brain mexicanifies the Ja and it sounds like Ha-ze-an.

basically take your pick of the following.

Jaa-ze-n
Jazz-ian
Ha-ze-n

i admit... its not the most fluid name... btw, horribly distracted off topic...

back on topic of what i wanted to post...




DD, we demand news of the outcome of the PM!

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 03:39 AM
yer i hope she replied

Odessa
12-17-2008, 04:49 AM
she will, but consdier she may ot read it for a few days, then will likely want to hink it over, and possibly talk to her friends about it. i know plenty of girls who forward their boyfriends letters to a list, where the girls can make comments on "oh, he said THAT?!" and "oh, he's a keeper!" etc.

i admit, i might have done this once or twice... but i felt kidna awkard doing it. i was trying to fit at the time and didn't care for it.

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 04:56 AM
she will, but consdier she may ot read it for a few days, then will likely want to hink it over, and possibly talk to her friends about it. i know plenty of girls who forward their boyfriends letters to a list, where the girls can make comments on "oh, he said THAT?!" and "oh, he's a keeper!" etc.

i admit, i might have done this once or twice... but i felt kidna awkard doing it. i was trying to fit at the time and didn't care for it.




i always worry about the friends sometimes they can be a real hassle when trying to talk to a girl

Odessa
12-17-2008, 05:01 AM
hm mh. never, never, ask a girl out in front of her friends. chances are, at least one of them won't like you, and will decide at that point to be vocal about it. even if she doesl ike you, peer pressure will tell her to blow you off.

on the other hand, if you happen to win over a fried of the girl you are asking out, this can be huge. if thism utual friend is wilingly, she can give you "the nod" (she will know what this is) to the girl you like if it's just them two when you ask her out. rare, but proven to work miracles. this only gets you the first date; the rest is up to you.

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 05:31 AM
i think it is the safer bet to ask in private thats what i would do anyway

Odessa
12-17-2008, 07:21 AM
i think it is the safer bet to ask in private thats what i would do anyway


it is safer for the msot part, as she wil ldecide herself. having an in only works once, so it's not osmething to rely on.

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 07:43 AM
but in the start of the relationship there is nothing you can rely on just gotta be yourself and hope for the best

Ionzorg
12-17-2008, 01:33 PM
Heh...this thread is amusing. And slightly depressing. I read it yesterday afternoon actually, but got a surprise phone call from my manager asking me to come in, so didn't have time to respond short of missing the bus.

Anyway.

I want to know how things went! I didn't really think it was the best idea, bringing Hell's Cupid into play (not that his email wasn't completely eloquent, of course ;D) at first, but it is me, and I do over-think just about everything. Good luck in your romantic machinations! We demand occasional updates, of course.

I always pronounced it Jazz-ian, but I was wondering about that myself. Thanks for that.

On the subject of asking a girl out...well, I know how I would go about it if I did, but I just never have. I don't try very hard to attain relationships, and the times that I have, they either asked me out themselves (terribly taboo, is it not? :o) or, due to the fact that we both knew we were attracted to each other, but I didn't make a move out of general indifference, she got tired of waiting and asked me to ask her out. :D I kill me...



hm mh. never, never, ask a girl out in front of her friends. chances are, at least one of them won't like you, and will decide at that point to be vocal about it. even if she doesl ike you, peer pressure will tell her to blow you off.

on the other hand, if you happen to win over a fried of the girl you are asking out, this can be huge. if thism utual friend is wilingly, she can give you "the nod" (she will know what this is) to the girl you like if it's just them two when you ask her out. rare, but proven to work miracles. this only gets you the first date; the rest is up to you.

Although even I can see that this is excellent advice. I'll keep that in mind. :)

Divine Dragoon
12-17-2008, 04:05 PM
Heoo haha I haven't had a chance to talk to her yet (I'm still shopping for a gift for her) I having too much fun on the sheet of ice In front of my house I love to play ATV slip and slide haha no relay Iv been working my car get this I pride myself on having a nice car my friends have crappy cars (85 Plimoth sunbeam) I have my 97 yukon and I keep it nice well guess what happened the handle on the inside of the drivers side door broke off just snaped off WTF really I have to crawl out of the back seat after i park the car haha good thing it's big. anyway I'll keep you'll in the loop (sigh)

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 10:05 PM
how did the handle just snap off thats strange
but stranger things have happened when i was young in my dads old Ford (forget what model) but one day they door came off i dont think anyone tried to take it off it just came off stupid fords

Kuwabara
12-17-2008, 10:10 PM
I have my 97 yukon and I keep it nice well guess what happened the handle on the inside of the drivers side door broke off just snaped off WTF really I have to crawl out of the back seat after i park the car haha good thing it's big. anyway I'll keep you'll in the loop (sigh)


that happened with the passenger side door handle on the accord i drove before i got my jeep



how did the handle just snap off thats strange
but stranger things have happened when i was young in my dads old Ford (forget what model) but one day they door came off i dont think anyone tried to take it off it just came off stupid fords


all it takes to take the doors of my vehicle is to simply pull up on it with it open.....same for the windows :P

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 10:34 PM
I have my 97 yukon and I keep it nice well guess what happened the handle on the inside of the drivers side door broke off just snaped off WTF really I have to crawl out of the back seat after i park the car haha good thing it's big. anyway I'll keep you'll in the loop (sigh)


that happened with the passenger side door handle on the accord i drove before i got my jeep



how did the handle just snap off thats strange
but stranger things have happened when i was young in my dads old Ford (forget what model) but one day they door came off i dont think anyone tried to take it off it just came off stupid fords


all it takes to take the doors of my vehicle is to simply pull up on it with it open.....same for the windows :P


well it can become compact you got a kit car did it come with a box

Kuwabara
12-17-2008, 11:05 PM
I have my 97 yukon and I keep it nice well guess what happened the handle on the inside of the drivers side door broke off just snaped off WTF really I have to crawl out of the back seat after i park the car haha good thing it's big. anyway I'll keep you'll in the loop (sigh)


that happened with the passenger side door handle on the accord i drove before i got my jeep



how did the handle just snap off thats strange
but stranger things have happened when i was young in my dads old Ford (forget what model) but one day they door came off i dont think anyone tried to take it off it just came off stupid fords


all it takes to take the doors of my vehicle is to simply pull up on it with it open.....same for the windows :P


well it can become compact you got a kit car did it come with a box


huh?

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 11:24 PM
i have no idea wat i ment :P

Kuwabara
12-17-2008, 11:26 PM
i have no idea wat i ment :P


...ok :P

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 11:45 PM
NOOOOO i just found out i cant get my sword the stupid law wont allow it i would have to move to a different state or get someone in a different state to get it but i know no one

this aint fair

**** I WANT A SWORD >:(

i decided to get the Sony Ericsson W910i instead

Kuwabara
12-17-2008, 11:48 PM
i hate it when that happens...

Ken-Chan
12-17-2008, 11:50 PM
i can make a request to certain people and if they accept i can try to apply for a knife collectors association and if they accept i still have to do some other crap

and i just could be bothered i need a phone anyway i cant hear a thing on mine

abyssion1337
12-18-2008, 02:16 AM
I'm not allowed to own nunchucks in this state and I still have at least 2

Ken-Chan
12-18-2008, 05:30 AM
my mum knows it would be illegal so he wont let me but when i move out i can break the law whenever i want hahahaha

Divine Dragoon
12-18-2008, 08:05 AM
my mum knows it would be illegal so he wont let me but when i move out i can break the law whenever i want hahahaha


moms basement? sorry i had to say it haha

here is a Oh my god moment i have for you all

OK this is back in high school in the AV room that i basckely ran the teacher was a dumbass knew how to turn on the macs and that was it so were in the middle of shooting the news we do like the announcements on the intercom but a feed to all the tv's in the school were at a break in filming and one of the ancors says "hey I need a bad joke" like a corney one (the diff between a peino and a fish- you can tune a paino but you can't tunafish haha) anyway out of nowere I`say I really say this in the middle of class "whats the diffrence between a blond and a Miskito- you slap the miskito and it stops sucking!) nad my teacher is a totle prude hell is a curse word she says the hole room is dead silent and i relise what i just said 3 seconds then the hole room was lafing 9 people laughing for 3 min's strate eyes tearing up we were all gasping for breath and the teacher looked like she saw someone die in front of her becuse of the joke and I was like the A+ model student that could do no wrong haha after we all calmed down and reagained are breath she said to me I should give you a detention.... but i won't haha after class a buddy of mine said to me I was the only one that could get away with that haha he would say "ahh ****" under his breath and the teach would nail him for that so thats a good story for the ages ;D

Kuwabara
12-18-2008, 08:08 AM
my mum knows it would be illegal so he wont let me but when i move out i can break the law whenever i want hahahaha


moms basement? sorry i had to say it haha

here is a Oh my god moment i have for you all

OK this is back in high school in the AV room that i basckely ran the teacher was a dumbass knew how to turn on the macs and that was it so were in the middle of shooting the news we do like the announcements on the intercom but a feed to all the tv's in the school were at a break in filming and one of the ancors says "hey I need a bad joke" like a corney one (the diff between a peino and a fish- you can tune a paino but you can't tunafish haha) anyway out of nowere I`say I really say this in the middle of class "whats the diffrence between a blond and a Miskito- you slap the miskito and it stops sucking!) nad my teacher is a totle prude hell is a curse word she says the hole room is dead silent and i relise what i just said 3 seconds then the hole room was lafing 9 people laughing for 3 min's strate eyes tearing up we were all gasping for breath and the teacher looked like she saw someone die in front of her becuse of the joke and I was like the A+ model student that could do no wrong haha after we all calmed down and reagained are breath she said to me I should give you a detention.... but i won't haha after class a buddy of mine said to me I was the only one that could get away with that haha he would say "ahh ****" under his breath and the teach would nail him for that so thats a good story for the ages ;D


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......niiiiiiiiiiiiice :P

Ken-Chan
12-18-2008, 08:39 AM
my mum knows it would be illegal so he wont let me but when i move out i can break the law whenever i want hahahaha


moms basement? sorry i had to say it haha

here is a Oh my god moment i have for you all

OK this is back in high school in the AV room that i basckely ran the teacher was a dumbass knew how to turn on the macs and that was it so were in the middle of shooting the news we do like the announcements on the intercom but a feed to all the tv's in the school were at a break in filming and one of the ancors says "hey I need a bad joke" like a corney one (the diff between a peino and a fish- you can tune a paino but you can't tunafish haha) anyway out of nowere I`say I really say this in the middle of class "whats the diffrence between a blond and a Miskito- you slap the miskito and it stops sucking!) nad my teacher is a totle prude hell is a curse word she says the hole room is dead silent and i relise what i just said 3 seconds then the hole room was lafing 9 people laughing for 3 min's strate eyes tearing up we were all gasping for breath and the teacher looked like she saw someone die in front of her becuse of the joke and I was like the A+ model student that could do no wrong haha after we all calmed down and reagained are breath she said to me I should give you a detention.... but i won't haha after class a buddy of mine said to me I was the only one that could get away with that haha he would say "ahh ****" under his breath and the teach would nail him for that so thats a good story for the ages ;D


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ......niiiiiiiiiiiiice :P


sweet

my old I.T teacher would play games with us over the net one of the Technicians even joined in once when we where playing warcraft. no one ever did any work in that class and the teacher gave up on caring years ago. one of the best classes i ever had

Odessa
12-18-2008, 06:53 PM
hehe, it's fun to be the goody two shoes who gets away with things, isn't it? :)



back in my PC class, kids would download songs, pron, whatever, all illegally on the school's PCS. i was the goody two shoes who helped the teacher remove the "wicked sins" off the PCs. i remember (being in high school now) going through and deleting files, and they would come fiels with odd names to hide them. i opened up one file labeled "joe's history report" or something, and it comes up with some hardcore porn; the first i had seen. i am sitting there going "OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!" nearly freaking out. the teacher finds me looking at porn... she started to yell at me, and then noticed the horrified look on my face. we deleted it afterwards, and i was sent to the nurse's office as i looked so pale that i could pass out.

it was key turning point in my corruption, as i couldn't burn the image from my mind. it was too tempting, and i figured looking wouldn't hurt... so at that point i started looking at porn at home (and was deathly afraid of it at first lol).


needless to say, i got better :)

Divine Dragoon
12-18-2008, 10:32 PM
haha I just was the one that could do no wrong the calss didnt run if i wasnt there that and i just agreed everybody had me run interference on the teach wile they did the hole goofing off stuff witch means they owed me alot haha deception is an art

Tazuto
12-18-2008, 10:36 PM
NOOOOO i just found out i cant get my sword the stupid law wont allow it i would have to move to a different state or get someone in a different state to get it but i know no one

this aint fair

**** I WANT A SWORD >:(

i decided to get the Sony Ericsson W910i instead
yea getting your own swords is tough sometimes

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/normal%20pics/12taylors2008016.jpg

abyssion1337
12-18-2008, 11:18 PM
hehe, it's fun to be the goody two shoes who gets away with things, isn't it? :)



back in my PC class, kids would download songs, pron, whatever, all illegally on the school's PCS. i was the goody two shoes who helped the teacher remove the "wicked sins" off the PCs. i remember (being in high school now) going through and deleting files, and they would come fiels with odd names to hide them. i opened up one file labeled "joe's history report" or something, and it comes up with some hardcore porn; the first i had seen. i am sitting there going "OMG!! OMG!! OMG!!" nearly freaking out. the teacher finds me looking at porn... she started to yell at me, and then noticed the horrified look on my face. we deleted it afterwards, and i was sent to the nurse's office as i looked so pale that i could pass out.

it was key turning point in my corruption, as i couldn't burn the image from my mind. it was too tempting, and i figured looking wouldn't hurt... so at that point i started looking at porn at home (and was deathly afraid of it at first lol).


needless to say, i got better :)


hmm it would be interesting to see if you could even find the illegal stuff at my school.

and Tazuto, stop being that guy that always has to show off his swords, no one likes that guy

Ken-Chan
12-19-2008, 01:47 AM
NOOOOO i just found out i cant get my sword the stupid law wont allow it i would have to move to a different state or get someone in a different state to get it but i know no one

this aint fair

**** I WANT A SWORD >:(

i decided to get the Sony Ericsson W910i instead
yea getting your own swords is tough sometimes

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c158/CommanderGS/normal%20pics/12taylors2008016.jpg


your a bastard

I WILL HAVE ONE MARK MY WORDS HAHAHAHAHA

Issitheus
12-19-2008, 01:53 AM
and Tazuto, stop being that guy that always has to show off his swords, no one likes that guy

But... but... his sword is so big...

innuendo quite intended

Odessa
12-19-2008, 03:23 AM
^ isn't that my line? :)




and kenpachi, if you need an adress/sword, i can attempt to help. PM if interested.

Mawelli
12-19-2008, 07:24 AM
My sword can't be photographed because it is just too epic. Let me draw a picture of it though

O=====|==================================>

There...

abyssion1337
12-19-2008, 08:12 AM
*facepalm* I hate you all

Mawelli
12-19-2008, 12:40 PM
Soon you wont have a palm to hit your face with....beware...swords are very sharp when they are sharp

Pink_Nipple
12-19-2008, 03:20 PM
I'm getting tired of reading it but wow it's an interesting thread

DD, i'm with you *cheers*
And Vicky, keep going with good pieces of advise, your going to make the world better so we could live happily. w00t!
And Mawelli, welcome back
And take a look at my sword


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Mawelli
12-19-2008, 04:55 PM
Mine is longer and harder. Also the picture isn't showing it's true thickness. I'll slice ya'll into to: 1+2+3[(10*4)/25,7]*10^29 pieces...

Pink_Nipple
12-19-2008, 06:17 PM
i even doubt you can lift it

abyssion1337
12-19-2008, 06:25 PM
I hope you all die horribly gar

Ken-Chan
12-19-2008, 09:55 PM
I hope you all die horribly gar


well now thats not very nice if we're all dead who you goig to talk to

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my sword

Pink_Nipple
12-19-2008, 10:03 PM
haha lulz

how are you supposed to kill anyone with THIS

abyssion1337
12-20-2008, 12:06 AM
I hope you all get eaten by a grue

Jazean
12-20-2008, 03:48 AM
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if you're gonna own a sword at least make sure the blade isn't the only good looking part.

grue... grue can't hurt us, we have swords... now if you gave the grue a gun...

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 04:02 AM
I hope you all get eaten by a grue


??? I might be wrong here but are you guys talking bout this Glavnoje Razvedyvatel'noje Upravlenije ;)

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 05:12 AM
Hey i wanted to give an update It 4:00am today she called me for some help (her cars tyranny dropped 2 weeks ago) so she had a carpool thing going but her friend that she carpooled with went on a road trip and didn't tell her so off from work at 4 AM and was stuck at a gas station 2 towns from were she lives she calles me up (Iv never let any friend down ever let you know) and told me the situation hada hada so I got dressed and made a bonzi run to missula got her and went back to stevi (thats 45 miles in a hevy snow pack at 4 mind you) I get her home we were talking and she said that she would like to go get some lunch some time later she kept saying she as so sorry about the hole can you help me thing but I just said I'm alyes there for you, you never need to worry about asking me for anything (long story whene she was in the army (medical discharged hurt leg) she would call me at 2AM haha (Id alyes answer I don't think Iv ever not answered any her calls) and just worred about having the hole I'll be going to war as a translator whitc scared her of corse and I was alyes there to give a across the phone shoulder to cry on any way Id alyes tell her that Im alyes there for her and would back her up in anything she wanted or needed to do (Im bound by my word to do so "never make a girl a promise you know you can't keep") anyway backto today She was so happy I was there for her and all the I owe you stuff that I just brushed aside I never collect my owes haha so things look good i guess haha

Kuwabara
12-20-2008, 05:20 AM
Hey i wanted to give an update It 4:00am today she called me for some help (her cars tyranny dropped 2 weeks ago) so she had a carpool thing going but her friend that she carpooled with went on a road trip and didn't tell her so off from work at 4 AM and was stuck at a gas station 2 towns from were she lives she calles me up (Iv never let any friend down ever let you know) and told me the situation hada hada so I got dressed and made a bonzi run to missula got her and went back to stevi (thats 45 miles in a hevy snow pack at 4 mind you) I get her home we were talking and she said that she would like to go get some lunch some time later she kept saying she as so sorry about the hole can you help me thing but I just said I'm alyes there for you, you never need to worry about asking me for anything (long story whene she was in the army (medical discharged hurt leg) she would call me at 2AM haha (Id alyes answer I don't think Iv ever not answered any her calls) and just worred about having the hole I'll be going to war as a translator whitc scared her of corse and I was alyes there to give a across the phone shoulder to cry on any way Id alyes tell her that Im alyes there for her and would back her up in anything she wanted or needed to do (Im bound by my word to do so "never make a girl a promise you know you can't keep") anyway backto today She was so happy I was there for her and all the I owe you stuff that I just brushed aside I never collect my owes haha so things look good i guess haha


she didnt mention the email?... :P

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 05:31 AM
Hey i wanted to give an update It 4:00am today she called me for some help (her cars tyranny dropped 2 weeks ago) so she had a carpool thing going but her friend that she carpooled with went on a road trip and didn't tell her so off from work at 4 AM and was stuck at a gas station 2 towns from were she lives she calles me up (Iv never let any friend down ever let you know) and told me the situation hada hada so I got dressed and made a bonzi run to missula got her and went back to stevi (thats 45 miles in a hevy snow pack at 4 mind you) I get her home we were talking and she said that she would like to go get some lunch some time later she kept saying she as so sorry about the hole can you help me thing but I just said I'm alyes there for you, you never need to worry about asking me for anything (long story whene she was in the army (medical discharged hurt leg) she would call me at 2AM haha (Id alyes answer I don't think Iv ever not answered any her calls) and just worred about having the hole I'll be going to war as a translator whitc scared her of corse and I was alyes there to give a across the phone shoulder to cry on any way Id alyes tell her that Im alyes there for her and would back her up in anything she wanted or needed to do (Im bound by my word to do so "never make a girl a promise you know you can't keep") anyway backto today She was so happy I was there for her and all the I owe you stuff that I just brushed aside I never collect my owes haha so things look good i guess haha


she didnt mention the email?... :P


just whoever wrote it was a major slob and needs to be castrated by a knife that was left in a fire for an hour haha JK no she didn't but did give me a little wink after a kiss on the cheek ;)

Kuwabara
12-20-2008, 05:35 AM
just whoever wrote it was a major slob and needs to be castrated by a knife that was left in a fire for an hour haha JK


ha. ha. ha....very funny :P



but did give me a little wink after a kiss on the cheek ;)


thats good ::)

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 05:45 AM
well know when Odessa jumps in (looks up) AHHHHHHHHH GET HER OFF ME!!!! GET HER OFF ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!! NOT MY EYES!!!!!! haha that would be fun to have a Next door neighbor like that ;D just spontaneous and alyes has something to make you laugh it's my job here but I don't get any laughs for me.....sob haha! :D

Kuwabara
12-20-2008, 05:47 AM
well know when Odessa jumps in (looks up) AHHHHHHHHH GET HER OFF ME!!!! GET HER OFF ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!! NOT MY EYES!!!!!!


shes probably going to kill you for your random lyrics post :P

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 05:52 AM
well know when Odessa jumps in (looks up) AHHHHHHHHH GET HER OFF ME!!!! GET HER OFF ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!! NOT MY EYES!!!!!!


shes probably going to kill you for your random lyrics post :P


the song was just stuck in my head..... ummmm should I run?? (looks up) .....theres nothing there (looks down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!
NOT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SNAP!

Kuwabara
12-20-2008, 06:07 AM
well know when Odessa jumps in (looks up) AHHHHHHHHH GET HER OFF ME!!!! GET HER OFF ME!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!! NOT MY EYES!!!!!!


shes probably going to kill you for your random lyrics post :P


the song was just stuck in my head..... ummmm should I run?? (looks up) .....theres nothing there (looks down) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!
NOT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SNAP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjlzBpMeO9k

that remind me of this:^....starting at 6:47....

Divine Dragoon
12-20-2008, 06:34 AM
Jeeves man! Dial up! how many times hahaha

Oh and Odessa and others if they want to say I was thinking of getting her a charm bracelet for X-mas (I was going to any way being good friends and all) I thought i would get her that and some charms that i could keep adding to is that kinda a sweet gift idea or do you have any other ideas?

Divine Dragoon
12-24-2008, 10:23 PM
Ok here's a oh my god moment thats more like a OH MY GOD I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!! kinda moment

Ok I was hunting elk with my friends we spot a big grope on the other side of a ridge separating us about 600 yards off we would normaly have to cross over there and do some stalking to get a descent shot well i just say as were standing there "I can make that shot." and i go prone my friends are just looking at me and say "if you **** us up and they run your paying for lunch!" they didn't stop me we were all tired anyway. I spot a fat bull steady my self and do my heart control thing i do I beed on him and compensate for the wind just a little blow to my left so not much the hole thing took about 45 seconds.. everyone's looking at the bull i pointed out thou there scopes... I fire the bastard fell on the spot I reloaded and took aim agne out of habbet It just layed there everyone was shocked and just said i scared it to death or something not believing i did it we trekked over there and found to my own surprise i nailed him with a perfect vital shot curved downwards thou the heart at 600 yards most people shoot at 200-100 yards and don't even get that kinda kill needless to say they bought lunch haha

Odessa
12-24-2008, 10:33 PM
i...i was going to post something here, but i'm so too sad/terrified of the guy with the gun and the poor animals... :(



and um, charm bracelt is good...hookey, but it can be done well with a bit of luck.

now to go see random lyrics...

Useful
12-24-2008, 10:36 PM
Ok here's a oh my god moment thats more like a OH MY GOD I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!! kinda moment

Ok I was hunting elk with my friends we spot a big grope on the other side of a ridge separating us about 600 yards off we would normaly have to cross over there and do some stalking to get a descent shot well i just say as were standing there "I can make that shot." and i go prone my friends are just looking at me and say "if you **** us up and they run your paying for lunch!" they didn't stop me we were all tired anyway. I spot a fat bull steady my self and do my heart control thing i do I beed on him and compensate for the wind just a little blow to my left so not much the hole thing took about 45 seconds.. everyone's looking at the bull i pointed out thou there scopes... I fire the bastard fell on the spot I reloaded and took aim agne out of habbet It just layed there everyone was shocked and just said i scared it to death or something not believing i did it we trekked over there and found to my own surprise i nailed him with a perfect vital shot curved downwards thou the heart at 600 yards most people shoot at 200-100 yards and don't even get that kinda kill needless to say they bought lunch haha

Nice shot :D. What kind of rifle were you using?

Issitheus
12-24-2008, 10:37 PM
Ok here's a oh my god moment thats more like a OH MY GOD I CAN"T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!!! kinda moment

Ok I was hunting elk with my friends we spot a big grope on the other side of a ridge separating us about 600 yards off we would normaly have to cross over there and do some stalking to get a descent shot well i just say as were standing there "I can make that shot." and i go prone my friends are just looking at me and say "if you **** us up and they run your paying for lunch!" they didn't stop me we were all tired anyway. I spot a fat bull steady my self and do my heart control thing i do I beed on him and compensate for the wind just a little blow to my left so not much the hole thing took about 45 seconds.. everyone's looking at the bull i pointed out thou there scopes... I fire the bastard fell on the spot I reloaded and took aim agne out of habbet It just layed there everyone was shocked and just said i scared it to death or something not believing i did it we trekked over there and found to my own surprise i nailed him with a perfect vital shot curved downwards thou the heart at 600 yards most people shoot at 200-100 yards and don't even get that kinda kill needless to say they bought lunch haha

Nice shot :D. What kind of rifle were you using?

Kalashnikov-47

Ionzorg
12-25-2008, 01:58 AM
Nice shot :D. What kind of rifle were you using?

Kalashnikov-47

And you know this how? :P

Good on you Kurtiss, your hunting adventures seem to be going smoothly. In more ways than one. ;D

Divine Dragoon
12-25-2008, 02:44 AM
Nice shot :D. What kind of rifle were you using?

Kalashnikov-47

And you know this how? :P

Good on you Kurtiss, your hunting adventures seem to be going smoothly. In more ways than one. ;D


haha thanks well Issitheus It's a Checkslovakian Burno ether pre or during WW2 make (it has the Natizi eagle stamp on the chamber) has been sportarised and the barrel has been rechamberd for 30-06 I eseved it from my grampa who got it from his dad (i think might be his gramp) who got it from WW2 said it was from a German sniper he's dad had nailed back in the war and took as a trofie anyway my gramp had it amd it was his hunting rifle and pased it down to me It holds 4 rounds but iv only needed 1 every time haha

Issitheus
12-25-2008, 02:51 AM
For those who don't get the joke, the gun I was referring to is an AK-47.

Divine Dragoon
12-25-2008, 03:11 AM
For those who don't get the joke, the gun I was referring to is an AK-47.


aculy that's a Avtomat Kalashnikov year model 1947 for your ref haha

Im more the tactical coolness of the AR, AUG, FNp90 and H&K type of rifles