[Issitheus]

Gather round, all ye young 'uns. I've stories to tell. Stories from before your birth, even. I've many a tale to spin, but I know not which to relay first. My current tales be:
-The Great Divide
-The Tale of SIT
-The Rule of King Zarxrax
First of you to tell me which web to weave shall have his or her way.

[Divine Dragoon]

The Rule of King Zarxrax please!

Btw would it kinda be cool if some one put like a "history of AMV Hell" page in one of the links? Id be kinda neat I think.
I'm still kinda fuzzy on how it all got started. :D

[Issitheus]

Story Number One: The Rule of King Zarxrax
As all of you probably know, our great country of Hell was first proposed by Zarxrax around 2004. However, no matter how much he rallied against the gods of the Internet, he was unable to found this country. So, he summoned his loyal and trusted friend SSGWNBTD. Together, they started the movement that is know today as AMV Hell 1 and 2. By the end of AMV Hell 2, AMV Hell was gaining speed. Finally, Zarxrax was able to create the village of Hell (http://web.archive.org/web/20050405003940/http://www.amvhell.com/). And, with the first rally successful, the announcement came on the announcement board of Hell that, yes, there would be an AMV Hell 3. And, for the first time, the followers of Zarxrax could contribute to the cause. It is unknown why Zarxrax continued after AMV Hell 2, for his village had been created. Perhaps, some speculate, he was growing power-hungry. Others say that SSGWNBTD was using Zarxrax to gain power. However, the most accepted cause for the continuation is: Zarxrax couldn't settle for a village, he wanted a full-fledged community.
That's the end of Part One, kiddies. Rest up and return tomorrow for Part Two.

[Divine Dragoon]

:o 0.0 I can't wait!

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

tell us about the Great Divide!!

[Issitheus]

We're not done with The Rule of Zarxrax yet. Each story will take approximately a week to complete.

[Mawelli]

Yay!! I love stories!?!

[Kuwabara]

i better go pop some popcorn... ::) :P

[Divine Dragoon]

?!


HOW DID YOU DO THAT!!!??? It was Finish magic wasn't it? TELL ME!!! haha :D

[Issitheus]

Looks like this was a good thread idea. I came up with it in the shower, then got out (once I was clean, of course) and made this thread. Since I'm the member who's been around longest (save for Zarx), I figured I'd be the guy to tell the stories.

[abyssion1337]

can we give this thread the official face-palm already....



ok I will:
http://i11.tinypic.com/6x1tcae.gif

[Issitheus]

Oh, come now, don't be a party pooper! You've become a lot less fun recently, abys.

[abyssion1337]

really I find my facepalm gif hilarious

[Issitheus]

You don't like stories, little abyssie?

[abyssion1337]

you don't like being bombed for that last comment?

[Issitheus]

Them's fightin' words...

[Mawelli]

I liked the gif. ^^ and the stories so keep em coming Issi

[Issitheus]

Part Two will commence later tonight kiddies.

[Divine Dragoon]

Yah more story! BTW...











me thinks i smell something BURNing...


not funny, poor form you get a D on that last comment


I believe it was a Joke.
hmm and here I was sure I started with "not funny"


I see It's that time of the month. ::)




ROFL!!!

wow, that was priceless.

[Odessa]

Please pardon my sweetie. He/she is a wee tad mental as of late.

And i also like story time. (curls up around issi, looking all innocent)

tell me a story? please?

[Issitheus]

The Rule of Zarxrax, Part Two.
Zarxrax's establishment of Hell wasn't going well.nobody knew it was there. Zarxrax knew not what to do, until an idea dawned on him. He realized that nobody knew it existed, so he traveled far, to the large country of Org (http://animemusicvideos.org), where the first AMV Hells were created, to advertise. However, this garnered little success. Some who stopped by to consider buying real estate in Hell thought that it was too thrown-together and lacked seriousness and appeal. Zarxrax then initiated a series of renovations, creating a new, more appealing Hell, funded by the followers of AMV Hell 3 and the underground AMV Hell 0 organization. This new Hell (http://web.archive.org/web/20051123225232/amvhell.com/) seemed much nicer, bringing in more villagers. However, it was geared more towards business than community, due to the renovations. Nevertheless, the villagers banded together to create AMV Hell Championship Edition, using their limited resources to create something great. It, like the other AMV Hells before it, spread like wildfire. This brought in enough money for Zarxrax to make more renovations, turning the village into a city (http://web.archive.org/web/20060411074137/http://amvhell.com/). This new city was an equal balance between business and community, and was very aesthetically pleasing, The little village of Hell was well on its way to becoming a country.
We shall continue tomorrow at this time for Part Three of our tale.

[Odessa]

the country of org... sounds kinda run down. i wonder what it's like?

[Divine Dragoon]

I MISSED STORY TIME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAQ!!!!!! ....sob........you better tuck me in at least! tahaha!! :D

[Kuwabara]

i came in sometime during the city....i especially remember that it didnt like internet explorer... ::)

[Mawelli]

I can't wait to know how it turns into a country...

[Issitheus]

Sorry kiddies, no story time tonight. I'm too busy.

[Odessa]

:(

[Divine Dragoon]

Sorry kiddies, no story time tonight. I'm too busy.


You all know what that means.......right??.......REVOLT!!!!!

[Mawelli]

Where is my stoooryyyyy..... =/

[Odessa]

i wonder if we'll get two stories today?!?!

i brought milk and cookies, teacher! (sits down on foam mat, and waits for a story)

[Mawelli]

I have tea with me..anyone else want some?

[Divine Dragoon]

we better get two or Issitheus will get a vary firm PM expressing all are ticked offness for the promise of a story and no story haha (^_^)

[Mawelli]

we need our story... =/

[Issitheus]

Only one part per night, doods...

[Kuwabara]

but you skipped last night....so you owe us for last night ::)

[Issitheus]

I don't owe ****

[Kuwabara]

we didnt ask for ****....we asked for a story ::) :P

[Mawelli]

Issi isn't being nice... :(

[Issitheus]

I'm coming up with the story as I go, I struggle to get what I do every night.

[Odessa]

(falls alseep in issi's lap) zzzzzzz

[Divine Dragoon]

(falls alseep in issi's lap) zzzzzzz


(and Issy get's a boner)

we all laugh hehe

[Issitheus]

Sorry about forgetting a story last night, I was incredibly busy. Sorry sorry!

[Mawelli]

Well no matter. We just want an epic story tonight...

[Issitheus]

I've a party to attend tonight...

[Mawelli]

What a coincidence, so do I :D a birthday party to be exact

[Issitheus]

Same here :)

[Kuwabara]

your girlfriend's? ::) :P

[Issitheus]

No, friend of my niece's. Also the daughter of a family friend. My girlfriend's birthday party is on Sunday.

[Kuwabara]

ah..wasnt sure if she was going to have it on sunday or not.... ::)

[Useful]

hi guys nice to talk here again :D

[Mawelli]

Of course it's nice to talk here...cause we are here!

[Odessa]

are any of us really here? really, REALLY here? are you sure this isn;t a dream, and you are all bit players in my wacky adventures?

[Kuwabara]

.....that would explain a lot..... ::) :P

[Odessa]

realy? i was just kidding, but if you say so :)

[Mawelli]

Well I'm not in your dream because I'm totally different than you imagined...

[Odessa]

well, what if i'm really high when dreaming ,and that distorerted your appearence?

[Mawelli]

Well, i would realize it, I'm pretty normal looking and not ****ed up so I'm guessing that you havn't been dreamin of me

[Odessa]

( thinks this over).

um....sure.


story time? ;D

[Mawelli]

( thinks this over).

um....sure.


story time? ;D

should I be worried?

[Issitheus]

ok ill try to continue the story tonight

[Odessa]

ok ill try to continue the story tonight


(hugs)

yea sotry time, sotry time, sotry time!!

[Mawelli]

*waiting with sweaty palms for teh sotry*

[Jazean]

*sits and waits expectatly*

so what'd i miss?

[Mawelli]

nuttin really, waiting for Issi's story

[Odessa]

story now?

[Kuwabara]

hes working on it... :P

[Issitheus]

After much waiting, here's Part Three of our tale:
As Zarxrax had hoped, the city was bustling. The AMV Hell series had attracted a large population. The city of Hell had a good balance between business and community. However, it had few permanent residents. Anyone could come and go as they pleased, and things were fairly hectic. However, Zarxrax lacked the funds to rebuilt yet again. Not even the community could raise enough money, due to its fluidity. Nevertheless, the city of Hell survived as it was for many months. However, Zarxrax, due to the difficulty of directing the AMV Hells, vowed to never make another AMV Hell. SSGWNBTD, however, had started to grow mad with power. He pressured Zarxrax until he caved and decided to allow one final AMV Hell. The funds raised by this final project allowed AMV Hell to redesign one last time (http://amvhell.com). This redesign was the perfect balance between community and business. This solid city had the momentum to become a country in and of itself. Thus, the community overthrew the ruler and became more communistic (in a good way!), thus ending the reign of Zarxrax and replacing him with different rulers. First, oppdis. Second, SIT, and, finally, the triumvirate. But, those are for another day. *Extinguishes campfire* Okay, time for bed, kiddies.

[Odessa]

what happened to zarxax? did he die, issi? (big puppy dog eyes)

[Issitheus]

No, he just gave up his power, for the most part.

[Odessa]

can we go play with him issi!? can we can we can we?!?!

[Kuwabara]

nice ::) :P

do SIT next!!! ::) :P

[Odessa]

(sits patiently for next story)

[acutekat]

this is how cults are started

[Odessa]

this is how cults are started


not always; i started a cult back in college to see if i could. it was pretty neat :)

[Mawelli]

How about the next story Issi?

[Kuwabara]

ISSI!!!!!.....STORY!!!!!

[Odessa]

once upon a time there was a little boy who couldn't wait for his story.

he died.

the end :)

[Ken-Chan]

thats a sad story i'm a boy waiting for a story..........i dont want to die

HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*run's away in fear*

[Tazuto]

Once upon a time, there was a realm where darkness reined over the other 5 elements, until the element of light shone forth banishing the darkness away for thousands of years underground in its dark realm, until now.....

[Kuwabara]

YOU AINT ISSI!!!!ISSI....STORY OF SIT....NOW!!!!

[Tazuto]

she/he (what ever i dont keep much track) isnt on right now durr

[Kuwabara]

he ::)

[Tazuto]

hnn thought of him as a girl most the time lol has that girl vibe

[Kuwabara]

so did vicky at first ::) :P

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha anyway i want a story i'm bored

[Odessa]

i assumed people were the gender of thier avatar... this logic failed. badly.

[Kuwabara]

yep heh heh ::) :P

[Odessa]

just be glad you did't have your currant avatar then, bucko ;)

[Kuwabara]

true....but at least its cute like me! ::)

....what was mine at the time anyway?...

[Ken-Chan]

thats the second time in my life i have heard a guy call himself cute it's wrong

and i bet she is beta looking than you if not i laugh at u

[Kuwabara]

vicky called me it....i was just quoting her :P

[Ken-Chan]

well thats ok then

[jrazur]

what happen to story time??

its okay if your busy issi i understand just bringing it up if you get board or something :o

[Ken-Chan]

someone else could take over story telling

i wont do it because i'm lazy

or issi could make another story

[Issitheus]

um... uh... *runs away and hides*

[Ken-Chan]

OW NO YOU DONT

*chases after ISSI*

YOU CAN RUN BUT U CANT HIDE

[Issitheus]

*pulls out 12-gauge*
o rly?

[Ken-Chan]

HAHAHAHA
"men move out"
http://blog.al.com/techcetera/2008/12/valk%20tank.JPG

now tell a damn story

[abyssion1337]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/drive-sword-demotivational-poster.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/drive-sword-demotivational-poster.jpg

xD

[Ken-Chan]

Awww dam it my soldiers

"we need air support"

http://mechafans.com/upload/Sdf-1anime.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

I'm betting Issi doesn't even remember SIT...

dun dun DUN!
ja' accuse!

[Issitheus]

of course I do, how could I forget?

[thedarkmessenger]

You never visit it anymore :O

[Ken-Chan]

i think the stories have died

[Issitheus]

I'll do it when I feel like it.

Yeah, you're never getting it.

[Ken-Chan]

NOOOOO REJECTED

[Issitheus]

NOOOOO REJECTED

oh, shut up. you're used to it.

[Ken-Chan]

sadly it's true

[Odessa]

I'll do it when I feel like it.

Yeah, you're never getting it.


what if I used all my feminine charms to bend you to my will?


(puppy dog eyes) you'd do it for me then, right?

[Ken-Chan]

i'll do something for you alright ;)

[Odessa]

i'll do something for you alright ;)


(facepalm)

I walked into that, didn't I?

[Ken-Chan]

yep that was an easy one i didnt even have to think so hard, ur making it to easy

[Odessa]

(puts on her seductive voice)

maybe i'm making it easy for you on purpose, big guy...


(clears throat)

or not :)

[Ken-Chan]

u had me at maybe

[Odessa]

hehe, you are easy then ;)

[Ken-Chan]

damn right i am :D

[Issitheus]

Story Number Two: The Legacy of SIT
Some time after Zarxrax stepped down from his position as ruler, the community of Hell was quite a bustling place. It had a stable population, with most new residents not participating in activities, generally keeping to themselves. Late one night, however, three active residents, S.ifr, Issitheus, and thedarkmessenger, met in Hell Square. The lateness of the hour was affecting the judgment centers of their minds, and they believed that they were meant to rule Hell, above the others. They made many plans, and even started a movement for a revolt (against what central government, I have no idea) with their own micro-community. When the time came to choose a name for their organization, they took the initials of each member. Henceforth, they became known as: SIT.

[NLAlchemist]

nice more more more lol

[Filleraol]

what about the "Elite Circle of Drunken Cosplayers" ? :P
we had such big plans..
XD

[daikaisho vanguard]

Oh yes. I was thinking the same, but could not remember the name.

[Filleraol]

we even had our own logo http://pici.se/pictures/OjyiyktjA.jpg
haha....good times

[Kuwabara]

alright.....now do the triumvirate :p

[Dreamer]

do the poka