Tazuto
01-12-2009, 06:07 AM
The Mayians predicted it perfectly,
The mayians first made the calender and predicted their own demise, heres other things they found out.
during every 216 years there were certain described disasters, one was the time when hernando cortez came and wiped most of them out, the time of their downfall, the next was the french revolution, then the civil war "the time when leaders would be treated badly" aka abe lincoln's assasination, and currently there is the time of change the war in afghanistan, the day that our troops retaliated on the mayians calender was "the time to settle things".
it seems that on 2012 December 21st the world will be utterly destroyed by something, the mayians also predicted that on that date woudl be the time when the sun would align with the milky way's center, making the planet's axis shift, which occurs once every 26,000 years, and would make the ground level go from flat_ to diagonal/ which in turn would make oceans spill into whole countrys, mountains crumble under their own weight, and cause many other kinds of disasters.
They figured out that we are near the end of a 5th point of time, that spands about 5600 years, which will end on 2012 Dec 21st, and at the end of each of these points of time there is always a great disaster.
But, the bible also says something about the second coming of jesus when the world is in a time of chaos, and the birthday of christ will be 4 days after the predicted doomsday, i believe in the doomsday date about 99% and i will take precautions when the time comes, but we will see whats happens in 3 years time.
thanks for reading ^^
Odessa
01-12-2009, 06:41 AM
eh, heard that before. i'll believe when i see it.
Mawelli
01-12-2009, 09:11 AM
eh, heard that before. i'll believe when i see it.
We'll be dead when we see it...no time left to believe in it then...
Issitheus
01-12-2009, 11:37 AM
I guess I'll throw in my 2 cents...
All you've said:
utter bull****.
People have a natural desire for order. So, they see patterns in chaos (the 216-year cycle). In fact, the Mayans made no predictions about the world at all. Their calendar ends on December 21, 2012. Most people take that to believe that the world will not exist after that. Probably, the Mayans said, "Ah, that's centuries into the future, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it." In other words, they got lazy.
As for the Bible part:
I don't see how anyone can believe in any divine being, so it's not my place to make any input here.
As for Earth being aligned with the center of the galaxy:
THE GALAXY IS CIRCULAR. THEREFORE, WE ARE ALWAYS ALIGNED WITH IT. Even if such an "alignment" were to cause such a catastrophic event, we surely would have noticed it on other planets as it happened to them.
Odessa
01-12-2009, 02:38 PM
you "kids" (yes i'm dating myself here) may be too young to remember, but a lot of people thought the world would end January 1st, 2000. Guess what? we're still here! so i'm incliend to call all doomsday thoughts and predictitions as nonsense until i'm proven wrong on said day.
Kuwabara
01-12-2009, 02:51 PM
that was people worrying about all the computers malfunctioning and all the nukes would be launched....or something like that.....i know the part with the computers is true...
abyssion1337
01-12-2009, 04:01 PM
weren't the Mayans gone before Cortez got there?
also
JESUS WASN'T BORN IN DECEMBER
BopBopBop
01-12-2009, 04:31 PM
doomsday is first in a many billion years. mankind will be gone before that happens ofcourse.
Jazean
01-12-2009, 05:35 PM
regardless of what happens the stress and worry that the dates approach will cause will be seen.
personally, i'm not sure what'll happen, if our current track record holds true, it'll be nothing, cept maybe some civil unrest.
but, stuff happens, we'll see what happens.
Odessa
01-12-2009, 09:37 PM
weren't the Mayans gone before Cortez got there?
also
JESUS WASN'T BORN IN DECEMBER
you admit jesus was born? i find that surprisingly.
Issitheus
01-12-2009, 09:38 PM
There is historical evidence for the existence of Jesus. He was a carpenter and was ordered to death by some king for spreading Judaism
Odessa
01-12-2009, 09:49 PM
depending on who you talk to, he can be the son of god, a carpenter, a black man, a white man, a white woman, etc. i'm sure there was more than one person named Jesus as well, and there's no tellign what "the TRUTH" is.
as far as i'm concerned, there was a guy named jesus. he did stuff. he died. the world moved on.
abyssion1337
01-13-2009, 05:59 PM
depending on who you talk to, he can be the son of god, a carpenter, a black man, a white man, a white woman, etc. i'm sure there was more than one person named Jesus as well, and there's no tellign what "the TRUTH" is.
as far as i'm concerned, there was a guy named jesus. he did stuff. he died. the world moved on.
Jesus was actually a VERY common name at the time
doomsday is first in a many billion years. mankind will be gone before that happens ofcourse.
You're kidding right, people will be the cause of it
Tazuto
01-14-2009, 01:32 AM
well we will see what happens, but if the world is destroyed then you all owe me a year of ser-va-tude =o
Odessa
01-14-2009, 01:33 AM
well we will see what happens, but if the world is destroyed then you all owe me a year of ser-va-tude =o
um if the world ends, we'll be dead. game over dude.
i owe you jack and **** and Jack has left the building.
Jazean
01-14-2009, 03:35 AM
if we're still going by dante's sinner scale i have a feeling these forums will managed to continue after doomsday, cept we'll have to drop the AMV off the title...
Urisaku
01-14-2009, 03:51 AM
it seems that on 2012 December 21st the world will be utterly destroyed by something, the mayians also predicted that on that date woudl be the time when the sun would align with the milky way's center, making the planet's axis shift, which occurs once every 26,000 years, and would make the ground level go from flat_ to diagonal/ which in turn would make oceans spill into whole countrys, mountains crumble under their own weight, and cause many other kinds of disasters.
Even if the planet's axis did shift, nothing would happen because of a small phenomenon we like to call gravity. Its the reason that oceans don't spill into countries and mountains don't crumble.
Odessa
01-14-2009, 03:53 AM
welcome to hell, the forum. pay the troll nicely and you wont' get a cyber fork up your arse.
abyssion1337
01-14-2009, 05:41 AM
well we will see what happens, but if the world is destroyed then you all owe me a year of ser-va-tude =o
like hell I'm actually surprised you quoted both Mayan and Biblical doomsdays but where is Nostradamus? I love that guy and his doomsday theory
Divine Dragoon
01-28-2009, 11:48 PM
I don't see how anyone can believe in any divine being, so it's not my place to make any input here.
A-Man Brother!!!!
the world moved on.
no it didn't It got worse.
acutekat
01-29-2009, 12:03 AM
i dont get how any one with any sense can not beleive in some sort of force
too many coincedences to be passed off
but i'd rather not add more fire to the flames then there already is
the world will not end in the date the mayans predicted
period
i will eat my shoe if it does
i can pick a number of different year cycles and come up with an inumeral number of "bad things" that happened
FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr
01-29-2009, 02:29 AM
Ya, I agree with acutekat, even though I have made the bet to afew people that I would eat their lawn chair instead. Besides, the mayan calendar ends on that day...SO? My calendar ends...Dec 31, 2009 so thats when the world will end!
not
FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr
01-29-2009, 02:41 AM
it seems that on 2012 December 21st the world will be utterly destroyed by something, the mayians also predicted that on that date woudl be the time when the sun would align with the milky way's center, making the planet's axis shift, which occurs once every 26,000 years, and would make the ground level go from flat_ to diagonal/ which in turn would make oceans spill into whole countrys, mountains crumble under their own weight, and cause many other kinds of disasters.
OooooooooooooooooK, do you know ANYTHING about how gravity works???
Lemme quickly explain something, we are in space all the time, rotating at an unknown cosmic vector and can only judge rotation off of our perspective. Also, because gravity exists, this means that if the sun aligned with the center of the milky way..NOTHING WOULD REALY CHANGE! And technicly, you need more than two objects in 3D space to align (otherwise two points are ALWAYS aligned). Thusly I assume you mean the planets as well. which doesnt really matter, since all the planets CAN'T allign. Due to the eliptical orbit of pluto being +- 5 degreese than the other planets at any given time, and the other planets being above/below the others by afew degrees. So, thinking mathmaticly, the center of the planets would be used as the actual vectors to be measured, and if all the vectors are ALWAYS not equal, you cant ever have them be equal.
BUt back to the real problem in your logic...If the earth inverted itself, NOTHING WOULD CHANGE. Hell, we wouldnt even realize it for a while. Plus, the water wouldnt move at all.They would rotate with the planet! and btw, the ground isnt flat, the earth is a sphere! new concept!
*shakes head* people are going to have to build bomb shelters just to not be killed from fanatics who believe we're all going to die.
Kyle X
01-29-2009, 03:47 AM
I like concrete.
It's too dusty when it falls down, though.
Odessa
01-29-2009, 04:13 AM
i like grass, but not bugs. i like concrete as it has no bugs. but i long for grass. just not bugs. you see>
Divine Dragoon
01-29-2009, 06:13 AM
BUt back to the real problem in your logic...If the earth inverted itself, NOTHING WOULD CHANGE. Hell, we wouldnt even realize it for a while. Plus, the water wouldnt move at all.They would rotate with the planet! and btw, the ground isnt flat, the earth is a sphere! new concept!
Well put That was awesome!!!!
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/SealofApproval.jpg
Kyle X
01-30-2009, 08:25 PM
Yes, I see.
But what if it was a bug that looked like grass?
Odessa
01-30-2009, 10:35 PM
(twitch)
what?
Kyle X
02-02-2009, 02:14 AM
So Japanese people smile like cats: with their eyes closed? This leads me to believe that the more we act like other animals, the closer we are to denying the singular ability we as a species possess: Mass destruction. Maybe bring D Day closer, maybe delaying it.
But then you have things like Catgirls, and you get Mass destruction + nekomimi. So my logic (which is a lie) is out the window, door, and sunroof.
Odessa
02-02-2009, 02:41 AM
So Japanese people smile like cats: with their eyes closed? This leads me to believe that the more we act like other animals, the closer we are to denying the singular ability we as a species possess: Mass destruction. Maybe bring D Day closer, maybe delaying it.
But then you have things like Catgirls, and you get Mass destruction + nekomimi. So my logic (which is a lie) is out the window, door, and sunroof.
you are a genius, doctor! please, allow me to be your scantily clad secretary!
Kyle X
02-02-2009, 02:50 AM
Lol.. how could I possibly refuse an offer like that?
I offer thanks. Excuse me, I must go prepare the guest room.
Odessa
02-02-2009, 03:28 AM
yea! who said my loose morals would never land me a job! :)
Jazean
02-02-2009, 05:45 AM
i never denied there ability to get you a job... i just thought they'd get you a job in a different business...
and well animals lack the means for mass destruction, cats, house cats in particular are one of the few animals who hunt and kill for the fun of it. this leads me to fear the japanese turning into kitties, i don't wanna be stalked, mauled, and killed by a japanese schoolgirl. (i'll take the stalking and mauling part, those sound... >.>)
Ken-Chan
02-02-2009, 06:54 AM
i never denied there ability to get you a job... i just thought they'd get you a job in a different business...
and well animals lack the means for mass destruction, cats, house cats in particular are one of the few animals who hunt and kill for the fun of it. this leads me to fear the japanese turning into kitties, i don't wanna be stalked, mauled, and killed by a japanese schoolgirl. (i'll take the stalking and mauling part, those sound... >.>)
i wouldn't mind it
but all we have to do with the japanese cat people is give them some katnip and when there high kill em
abyssion1337
02-02-2009, 11:50 PM
So Japanese people smile like cats: with their eyes closed? This leads me to believe that the more we act like other animals, the closer we are to denying the singular ability we as a species possess: Mass destruction. Maybe bring D Day closer, maybe delaying it.
But then you have things like Catgirls, and you get Mass destruction + nekomimi. So my logic (which is a lie) is out the window, door, and sunroof.
you are a genius, doctor! please, allow me to be your scantily clad secretary!
or a racist
Kyle X
02-03-2009, 12:36 AM
But I like Japanese
Ken-Chan
02-03-2009, 03:32 AM
but would u like them if they tried to kill you and i also like Japanese there wierd
Odessa
02-03-2009, 07:28 PM
japan has a great culture, and it does make for some interesting cross cultural dates :)
at least, that's what Dr. Kyle told me...
Ken-Chan
02-04-2009, 10:54 AM
there social standings are ****ed there are a lot of things wrong with japane but the people i still like em they are just so different
abyssion1337
02-06-2009, 12:29 AM
I've noticed you still manage to be racially biased towards them, but now I can relate to you, since now I know we both have xenophilia
Ken-Chan
02-06-2009, 06:34 AM
yer i am biased but i'm glad we found some common ground
abyssion1337
02-06-2009, 10:41 PM
statistically no matter how much you hate someone you'll be able to find common ground somewhere
Tazuto
02-06-2009, 11:04 PM
yall still talking in here? >>
Kyle X
02-07-2009, 01:39 AM
Hmm.. I was just fixing up that extra room, but it took a while.. looks like the Doctor of Unknown Degree has missed something again.
Odessa
02-07-2009, 02:56 PM
oh no, Doctor. Just some of the mental patients got out of thier cells. (holds up a tranquilizer gun and an electric prod) do you want to go first or shall I? :)
acutekat
02-07-2009, 03:00 PM
don't take the tranquilizer gun
here
*hands shotgun*
like in the reagon years
Ken-Chan
02-08-2009, 10:05 AM
statistically no matter how much you hate someone you'll be able to find common ground somewhere
are u saying u hate me or just making a point
don't take the tranquilizer gun
here
*hands shotgun*
like in the reagon years
wasn't i awlready shot with the tranq cos i have the virus and i need pie
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