[Odessa]

A topic to talk about your dream job.




Me, I have more dream jobs than i can recall in a single sitting. I would love to be the aimless drifter who could a little of everything, and traveling here and there while getting by doing odd jobs (and occasinally, odd people).

In total opposition to this dream is to be a housewife. Kinky Vicky wants to settle down, ha ha. I would love to be a school teacher by day, come home with my kids, and be a good mom for them. Then at night, show my husband the things i've learned over my odd life lol. of course sex is going to be a part of my dreams. who do you think i am? :)

[Kuwabara]

my dream job would probably be a guide at an offroad park....

[Odessa]

an offroad park? what's that?

[Kuwabara]

basically....a place on a mountain where you take 4 wheel drive vehicles and push them to their limits...

http://www.choccoloccomountain.com/

thats the one in jacksonville

[Odessa]

wow, that does seem neat. i had no idea such parks existed....shows what i know!

[Divine Dragoon]

mine would be off road rallies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42n_rBUb7QQ

and this is what made me fall in love with that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W3mEPd0vpY

[Odessa]

huh, i'm noticed a pattern.

can anyone else see "Brett and DD's off roade park" in the future?

[abyssion1337]

well the obvious ones:
Kami
time traveler

[Odessa]

ok, how about something realistic, or are you high again?

[Divine Dragoon]

ok, how about something realistic, or are you high again?




haha Abyss is high on crack!! ..........is that why It was so nice to me on my video......(sob)

I just like the thrill of the drifts and all that so to get payed to do it is even better right?

[Odessa]

i guess so/ maybe it's a testosterone thing, as i'm much more domestically inclined than trhill seeker.

[Kuwabara]

huh, i'm noticed a pattern.

can anyone else see "Brett and DD's off roade park" in the future?

works for me :P

[Odessa]

hm, maybe i can run the porn shop next door. get your thrills one way or another lol.

[Kuwabara]

O_O.......idk.....maybe =P

[Odessa]

what? porn is a thriving business, don't you know ;)

[Mawelli]

what? porn is a thriving business, don't you know ;)



whats this porn your talking about...?

[abyssion1337]

ok, how about something realistic, or are you high again?


those are realistic

[Odessa]

porn is where i take off all my clothes, and let you watch.


and hon... you either need to take your meds, or get off the drugs.

[abyssion1337]

anyone can be a kami have we learned nothing from Kamichu

[Odessa]

your dream job is drug junkie. happy now?

[acutekat]

codeing

pure simple codeing

[Odessa]

as in, writing code?

[acutekat]

yes as in writing code

[Odessa]

good! my first instict was taking the drug codine, and i was a bit worried. i can joke about abyss being a druggie, but i wanted to make sure i understood you right.

[Divine Dragoon]

i guess so/ maybe it's a testosterone thing, as i'm much more domestically inclined than trhill seeker.


well maby it's my own thing too i really don't fear death or injury I guess it's my drive to find what will make me fell that? maby I dono



and hon... you either need to take your meds, or get off the drugs.


hehe I love that pure, amazing, Genius!!!!

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/SealofApproval.jpg

[Odessa]

yea, i have approvel! now i can die in peace.

[Kuwabara]

hmmm....you still have about....lets see...at least.....70 years till you die... ::)

[acutekat]

hopefully

[Odessa]

so that would make me 97? that's a bit optimistic, don't you think?

[Kuwabara]

eh....not really....optimistic would be 110 :P

[Divine Dragoon]

hopefully


stop that!!! yr making Odessa sad (loads 40 round mag for mini14)

[Odessa]

lol i'm not sad, i assure you. i just know i'm going to have a short life span. the doctors say 60-80 would be the longest to hope for. stranger thigns have happened, right? honestly, i'l lbe happy to get through this year lol.

[Dreamer]

i might be looking at being a teacher or something with kids.






A topic to talk about your dream job.




Me, I have more dream jobs than i can recall in a single sitting. I would love to be the aimless drifter who could a little of everything, and traveling here and there while getting by doing odd jobs (and occasinally, odd people).

In total opposition to this dream is to be a housewife. Kinky Vicky wants to settle down, ha ha. I would love to be a school teacher by day, come home with my kids, and be a good mom for them. Then at night, show my husband the things i've learned over my odd life lol. of course sex is going to be a part of my dreams. who do you think i am? :)

[abyssion1337]

as long as the drugs give me cool powers

[Odessa]

yea, kitykat! we're going to be best of friends! (Hugs!)

[Dreamer]

hugs back

[Issitheus]

yay group hug with 2 of my favorite girls! *joins in hug*

[Kuwabara]

can i join in? ::) :P

[Dreamer]

sure

[Kuwabara]

sweet *joins in group hug*

[Dreamer]

YAY

[DaMetzger]

Dream job = blow job. ;)

...

What? Somebody had to say it... :P

[Kuwabara]

aint you the one who also was the first to post an accusal seal in the seal thread? ::) :P

[Dreamer]

weird

[DaMetzger]

aint you the one who also was the first to post an accusal seal in the seal thread? ::) :P

Wasn't me.

[Kuwabara]

right....that was ionzorg....my bad... :P

[Useful]

Hmm... I'd probably want to be an electrical engineer or a politician.

[abyssion1337]

lol politics
poly-Greek for many
tick-English for blood sucking insect

yes I know the real etymology here but this is funnier

[Kuwabara]

lol politics
poly-Greek for many
tick-English for blood sucking insect

yes I know the real etymology here but this is funnier


http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8957/sealofapprovalbi0.jpg

[Odessa]

i used to want to go into politics. almost did a few times, but thought better of it. if i knew blood sucking was involved though, maybe i should go back to that idea..

[abyssion1337]

you're to honest to be a politician

[Kuwabara]

that you are... ::) :P

[acutekat]

I also might want to be a super villian

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

And I might be a very succsesful male hooker. And yet....

[acutekat]

you over value your assets

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

tee hee. your computer has an eyeball

[acutekat]

makes it easier to stab out

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Touche'


Dont say it....DONT SAY IT

[acutekat]

FOR THE LAST TIME MIKE
im not touching anything

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

go to hell

[acutekat]

too late already here

[Tazuto]

making video games, would like to draw but i cant draw for ****

[acutekat]

me neither

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Ha ha, funyn story. Anime...oh how should I put this...Ah yes

She bedded another

[acutekat]

must have my monopoly

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

You like the dog the most dont you mr pervert?!?

[acutekat]

you like the hat



perv

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

The Monopoly guy has a mustache of Authority!

[acutekat]

+5 to command skill

[abyssion1337]

I just remembered that besides kami and time traveler my dream job is mushishi

[Odessa]

hm, other jobs i imaine would ne nice:

pilot.

teacher.

day care assitant.

bakery chef.

circus fortune teller.

[abyssion1337]

no offense but I'm not getting into a plane you're flying

[Odessa]

lol well, i can't fly and never will, but i think it would be an awesome career to have if i could.

[abyssion1337]

probably not, being a pilot these days means mostly taking off and landing, the plane does lots of the flying by itself


unless you mean bush pilot but that's a considerably dangerous job

[Odessa]

i don't know, i like the idea of flying...

[abyssion1337]

I still don't think it's the job for you, besides don't many many things seem better in theory

[Odessa]

of course, hence "Dreams jobs." my likely job is something mundance like super market cashier, or back to prostitution.

[acutekat]

your life is protrayed as exceedingly bleak

[Odessa]

well, i'm an unskilled brain damaged walking fetish; my job possibilities are not exactly plentiful. hell, i had to apply for 30+ stores over several months until i found one willing to hire me at minimum wage. it may be bleak, but i'm being realistic; hence why i like my dream jobs better.

[Divine Dragoon]

don't you have SS coverage? along with that is wat's called ticket to work were you'll talk to a sochel worker to find you a job in your area and 1 that can sustain you for living expenses and stuff if you don't have that apply for SS bisabilty benefits. hell the doc and hospital visits will be covered by that as well.

[Odessa]

don't you have SS coverage? along with that is wat's called ticket to work were you'll talk to a sochel worker to find you a job in your area and 1 that can sustain you for living expenses and stuff if you don't have that apply for SS bisabilty benefits. hell the doc and hospital visits will be covered by that as well.


i'm in the category of what we call "functioning freaks." I'm too disabled to get a good job, but not too disabled that i can't be trained to do menial tasks. so i get all the problems, but not of the benefits from SS or anything. fun eh?

[Divine Dragoon]

Ah sorry it was just a thought if you couldn't work you'll get it and then apply for work

[Dreamer]

oh

[Divine Dragoon]

oh


quick ? dreamer.....your just trying to get ur post count up arn't you? hahaha

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/SealofApproval.jpg

[Odessa]

Ah sorry it was just a thought if you couldn't work you'll get it and then apply for work


no worries; belive me, i've tried to get some benefits in the past, but to no no avail. i get low income health insurance which covers none of my health problems, and that's it. it's like a consolation prize; it's good to look at it, but is mostly useless.

[Divine Dragoon]

still That's crappy that i have SS becous of "bipolar disorder" (witch does not mean I'm a big white bear that swings both ways!) acculy I don't have that it's just what i was branded as and depression and massive chronic pain and you have a much worse condition and well that happens I am so sorry that has to be that way for you. :'(

haha I would love to be a pilot as well as a race car driver on the Europe tracks haha

[abyssion1337]

I have obtained a TARDIS, I now have one of my dream jobs

[Odessa]

I have obtained a TARDIS, I now have one of my dream jobs


(face palm). well... good luck, Dr.

[Divine Dragoon]

I have obtained a TARDIS, I now have one of my dream jobs


now all you need is the RE part! haha

[Issitheus]

You... don't get the joke, do you, DD?

[Odessa]

You... don't get the joke, do you, DD?


(pats issi's shoulder) it's best not to interfere. let him have his moment... (shakes head sadly).

[abyssion1337]

don't be mean to the guy

[Dreamer]

please don't

[Ellen Feiss]

hes 16 today do watever u want :P

[Divine Dragoon]

You... don't get the joke, do you, DD?


NOPE!! :D but it was a funny slap 4 someone that didn't know right? Retardis well haha!! AH **** what did I do now? ???

[abyssion1337]

You... don't get the joke, do you, DD?


NOPE!! :D but it was a funny slap 4 someone that didn't know right? Retardis well haha!! AH **** what did I do now? ???
wallow in self-pity

[Issitheus]

I wasn't being mean, I was merely asking... At least, that's what we'll tell the police... and the judge...

[Dreamer]

good one

[Divine Dragoon]

I wasn't being mean, I was merely asking... At least, that's what we'll tell the police... and the judge...


what did i do now???

[Odessa]

nothing, silly.


so, how do people feel about astronaut?

[Divine Dragoon]

I wasn't being mean, I was merely asking... At least, that's what we'll tell the police... and the judge...


what did i do now???


I feel ****ty what did I do!?!

[KazuoMM]

My dream job is to work at game stop
not impossible to acheive
its just that its a great place and everyone is so nerdy and friendly

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Tie between network manager or software development.

Either way, your ignorance is my job security :D

[Divine Dragoon]

WHAT DID I DOOOO!!!!!!!! :'(

[Kuwabara]

JACK ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::) :P

[abyssion1337]

I also think I could pull of NEET as a dream job

[Ken-Chan]

i would like to be a pilot

[abyssion1337]

i would like to be a pilot
I've considered it once

[Ken-Chan]

it would be great but LOTS of training

i might just join the navy

[abyssion1337]

cause that wouldn't involve even more training and risk

[Ken-Chan]

yer true but i dont have to have any prior training and i get good money

[Divine Dragoon]

it would be great but LOTS of training

i might just join the navy


did you know Canada has a navy?

[Ken-Chan]

no i dont i know next to nothing about canada

[Divine Dragoon]

I just find it funny that they do! hehe no one will ever expect Canada to attack untell it's too late haha

[Ken-Chan]

hahaha that would be awesome Canada becoming a superpower

[Divine Dragoon]

haha the biggest Cew-de ta in history that no one ever saw comming

[Ken-Chan]

ALL HAIL CANADA

[Adjacent Badger]

Austria was once a major naval power

[Odessa]

if you read the comic "anti hero" in it canada takes over the the United States with a surprise attack using robotic dinosaurs.

No one expects Canada...

[abyssion1337]

the web comic anti-hero for hire

[Ken-Chan]

ALL HAIL AUSTRALIA WE HAVE URANIUM but were not doing anything with it

[Divine Dragoon]

ALL HAIL AUSTRALIA WE HAVE URANIUM but were not doing anything with it


that's why the UK still owns you! hahaha in a way ;)

[Ken-Chan]

no it's not

another dream job would be SUPER HERO

[Divine Dragoon]

I'd like to be a gundam pilot (^_^)

[BopBopBop]

Anything that includes Car's. that leaves a wide selection.

[abyssion1337]

wait I just got another idea for a dream job, I can be a professional misanthrope

[Ken-Chan]

a wat?

[Odessa]

I nominate sniper.

[abyssion1337]

I nominate sniper.
um you should reconsider sniper, you'd probably die

[Odessa]

but... comics make it look cool!!

[Ken-Chan]

rather be a fighter pilot than soldier

[abyssion1337]

sniping is a very inglorious job actually

[Ken-Chan]

and then there is the waiting and waiting for a target i would get bored

[Divine Dragoon]

sniping is a very inglorious job actually

and sadly there are to ones that do the most in a war and have more skill than a GI



and then there is the waiting and waiting for a target i would get bored


Idle hands tend to move to the genitals

[abyssion1337]

sniping is a very inglorious job actually

and sadly there are to ones that do the most in a war and have more skill than a GI

actually that too is a fabrication, they still do among the least in war

[Ken-Chan]

driving a tank would be cool but ur a big target then

[abyssion1337]

not really, one of our tanks broke down in Iraq, the enemy fount it and hit it with all the artillery they had, the crew of the tank simply reported "it was noisy"

[acutekat]

an m1 has yet to be destroyed in combat

[Ken-Chan]

that is awesome

[abyssion1337]

that is awesome
mine or kat's

[Ken-Chan]

hmmm both abys more so

[Divine Dragoon]

sniping is a very inglorious job actually

and sadly there are to ones that do the most in a war and have more skill than a GI

actually that too is a fabrication, they still do among the least in war


Tho they have the biggest impact on leadership and morale I doubt anyone would not be scared ****less if there was a sniper in the area



driving a tank would be cool but ur a big target then


My great Uncle was a Tank driver in Korea and tolled me many stories about it said I thought being in the tank would be the safest place to be but your the biggest thing on the battlefield that means EVERYONE is shooting at you haha



an m1 has yet to be destroyed in combat


that's because the people were fighting are using weapons made back in the 60's and 70's :P

[Ken-Chan]

tanks are still a good idea to be in depending on the terrain and enemy weaponry

sweet one more post and i hit 3000

[Kuwabara]

eh...against terrorist.....sure....why not.....in a battle against an actual army...as in one with jets and attack helicopters...no thanks...they call in air support....and its "bye bye" to you...

[Odessa]

my dream job would be the person who makes war end.

[abyssion1337]

my dream job would be the person who makes war end.
no such job, as long as people are alive there will be war

[Ken-Chan]

as long as people have beliefs (religious or not) there will be conflict and war to be be blunt there isn't a damn thing u can do to stop it or any of us can do it's just a fact of human nature

[acutekat]

i kinda of would like to be a proffesional student

[abyssion1337]

i kinda of would like to be a proffesional student
that would be cool actually



as long as people have beliefs (religious or not) there will be conflict and war to be be blunt there isn't a damn thing u can do to stop it or any of us can do it's just a fact of human nature


*SPOILERS*


so basically it's like Mithos's final speech in Tales of Symphonia "If I make everyone lifeless dolls there will be no more war"

it also goes along well with Lumic from Dr. Who (rise of the cybermen)

but I agree with both Loyd and the Doctor; life isn't worth living without emotions despite the concept being tempting for someone who lives in despair like me

[Ken-Chan]

See if all humanity had one mind one main brain so to speak there would be eternal piece but there would be no individuality it would not be worth the sacrifice.

I would rather have individuality and deal with the conflict than give it up and most people would think the same way

[abyssion1337]

See if all humanity had one mind one main brain so to speak there would be eternal piece but there would be no individuality it would not be worth the sacrifice.

I would rather have individuality and deal with the conflict than give it up and most people would think the same way
way to restate what I just said

[Ken-Chan]

i was just stating my point

[abyssion1337]

i was just stating my point
don't lie, you were trying to show me up

[Ken-Chan]

it's half and half :P

when u got nothing to say repeat wats been said

but anyone i think the point has been made about the whole thing

[abyssion1337]

it's half and half :P

when u got nothing to say repeat wats been said

but anyone i think the point has been made about the whole thing
I must admit it's impressive that you'd own up to it

[Ken-Chan]

i didn't see the point in denying it

[Odessa]

how about food taster as a nice job ?:)

[abyssion1337]

no because you get poisoned easily

[Odessa]

i can't see how, unless you were really bad at it...

[Ken-Chan]

wat bout game tester

[abyssion1337]

wat bout game tester
doesn't actually pay enough for really anything



i can't see how, unless you were really bad at it...
the job of professional food taster was to prevent lords from getting poisoned

[Ken-Chan]

maybe back in the day but not now i'm sure

[abyssion1337]

maybe back in the day but not now i'm sure
nope it never did, back in the day they just didn't really have testers, sorry but it's not actually a job (we had to go over this for history and culture of games)

[Ken-Chan]

well now i feel like an idiot

[Odessa]

i meant more like a food critic, not some medievel lord who tastes food for poison.

[imphic]

By coincedence, I recently read an article on how being a game tester and food tester would be undesirable.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17066_6-dream-jobs-that-would-actually-suck.html

[Odessa]

lies!!

[imphic]

Everything I say is a lie... except that... and that... and that.

[Ken-Chan]

no it is a lie u lie about always lieing