[MysticalNinja]

Alright, I just found this, and I figured I'd give it a try. The rules are simple. I'll ask a random/stupid question, then the next poster will give a random/stupid answer and ask a different question, and so on. So, lets get started.

Why is the sky blue?

[Issitheus]

Because you touch yourself at night.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[MysticalNinja]

Depends on the time of day.

What if chickens could fly?

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Indeed, the velocity of a jelly donut is directly porportional to the girht of a pregnant moose


To save your life, would you eat a used tampon???

[MysticalNinja]

Only on Wednesday, when the oranges turn purple.

What does the moon taste like?

[Mawelli]

the same as the person under me thread

isn't this basically the same as the person under me thread with a different name?

[MysticalNinja]

If the gopher is running fast enough.

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you done?

[WelshLadGriff]

Utterly lost confidence within myself.

What's the point in life?

[acutekat]

there isn't

here's a pistol
you know what to do

why does my computer hate me so

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Because it is having an affair with your pole fan


Why do fat people wear clothing that hardly fits anarexic people? TO THE BEACH NO LESS!

[acutekat]

cause they are going to commit suicide when they come home

why do people like anime?

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Becauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the woooorld is roooooooooound! It tuuuuuuurns me oooooooOOOOOooooon!

God technology hates me

[acutekat]

yes yes it does



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