[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Its been brought to my attention that somepeople think I am both acutekat and fnkywkrdrtytlkr

Just seeing the common view

[acutekat]

spelling misnomer nice john real nice

[Issitheus]

logged in at the same time can be explained by 2 computers, but 2 different ips prove that you aren't. topic fail.

[acutekat]

'splain topic fail

[Kyle X]

It's what happens when your girlfriend is over at your house eating dinner with your family and everything is going well, until she finishes, and then tries to make conversation with your parents, and brings up a something thing like "oral sex".

That's Topic fail.

[Odessa]

beleive it or not, i've had this happen. Rachel (my super best friend now; we were dating at this time) and i were at a restuarant, eating dinner with her parents. we dcide to split desserts, rachels parents splitting one, and rachel and i splitting one.

at out of the blue, rache asks "so vicky, is this dessert better than sex?" i was struck dumb. before i can gather my thoughs, rachels' dad says "if this is better than sex, you two are doing it wrong." that's a moment i will never forget lol.

[Kuwabara]

O_O...*speechless*....

[Issitheus]

I was about to say, I could see Odessa doing that.

[Odessa]

hey, it happened to me, but by no means did i initiate it! my parents think "sex" is a dirty word, and didn't give me "the talk" until i was nearly 17! they'd kill me if i said anything with that evil "s word" of sex involved.

[Issitheus]

Next time you leave the house, say, "I'm gonna go **** the first stranger I see, be back in a couple hours. Bye!"

[Odessa]

lol yea, as thaat would go over well.... ::)

[Jazean]

about as well as placing a badger in a bathtub full of babies.

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Wouldnt go over very wel, but I would pay to se it :D

Just cuz it would be funny...in a dark, dark way

[Jazean]

when i see your avatar i think its a poorly drawn bugs bunny noticing a giant t-rex about to eat his face.

[Divine Dragoon]

Next time you leave the house, say, "I'm gonna go **** the first stranger I see, be back in a couple hours. Bye!"


hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!! !!

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee221/lightsaber44/SealofApproval.jpg

[Odessa]

wow. well, beleive it or not, i went and said it to my mother heading out (fully planing on explaining some friends online bet me to say it, i wouldn't really do that, mom, etc). but she flipped the tables on me; rather than being shocked as i expected, she shot back: "do you have any condems?"

i have never heard my mother say the word "condemns" before. it was quite creepy.

[Tazuto]

wow funny

[Tazuto]

you are a very interestign person vicky lol

[Odessa]

thanks, i think. life's too short to not enjoy it, so why not make the best of it?

[Tazuto]

i dotn have enough to make the best of anything lol

[Odessa]

sure you do! you have a pulse, nd thats all you need! :)

[Tazuto]

hnnnn but everything connected to the pulse is boring xD wouldnt believe my IQ 125 or 90(2 different results on 2 different test lol)

[Divine Dragoon]

hnnnn but everything connected to the pulse is boring xD wouldnt believe my IQ 125 or 90(2 different results on 2 different test lol)


what does that matter just have fun I'm smart as hell but I test very poorly and I was an honer student all thoru high school

[Odessa]

well, just live each day like it will be your last, and hold nothing back. some people won't like it, but if they don't, it's thier loss. my two cents.

[Tazuto]

if i lived everyday like my last i wouldnt knwo what to do with myself, not much to do where i live

[Mawelli]

If I would everyday as my last I would have the problem of not knowing where to start doing something, and ending up doing nothing :P

[Tazuto]

lol

[Odessa]

yea...but on track, they are not the same person.

[Tazuto]

well dur only a retard could sit and talk with himself for a couple hours

[FnkyWlkrDrtyTlkr]

Only a retard?

Ha ha ha, I couldnt live each day like it was my last, because I would shoot myself at the end of the day, to end it all on my terms, not whatever was killing me.

[Odessa]

oh. that's pretty....morbid of you. um...good luck with that?