[Tazuto]

Ok its basically what the title says say any radnom line from any anime you want and so on, so ill just start it off with the line i found the most funniest today lol

"If it's maniacs you want, I'm a huge hit with those ****philes..."

[Adjacent Badger]

"You disgust me, you pseudo-divine, wet-behind-the-ears, little girl"

[Tazuto]

"A flat chest is a status symbol! A rarity!"

[Adjacent Badger]

you're blaming your environment for your own lack of intelligence

[Tazuto]

"We can have anything over there if we hit it?" "they're all okay" "all of them?" "yup, all of them" "whoa miss I am not a prize"

[Adjacent Badger]

"Bad timing?" "Yes, I have an engagement at six o'clock"

[Tazuto]

"Didnt they sense your barbaric nature and run away?"

[yesac95b]

"it was obvious, but I guess your eyes don't eyes don't end up like in manga"

[Tazuto]

"hey look what i got you"...."a collar?"

[Ken-Chan]

"ALL HAIL LORD ILPALAZZO"

[abyssion1337]

Use your moe drill to break through the heavens

[Ken-Chan]

BANKAI

[Mawelli]

"Definately, a huge sexy dynamite!"

[Ken-Chan]

Pikachu, i choose you

[Adjacent Badger]

"life is the light that shines in darkness"

[Ken-Chan]

"yes my master"

[Mawelli]

"It's time to get your urine sample"

[imphic]

"Come on! You know what this badass mother can do!"

[Tazuto]

"theres a word for people like this,.....ahh obnoxious!"

[Mawelli]

"A profound mystery! Mucous membrane for a horse's ears!"

[Tazuto]

"give him the red card!"

[Mawelli]

"Getting a cavity in Finland means you're held back a year in school"

[Tazuto]

"Otaku!" "Its an Otaku!" "Ive never seen one before!"

[Mawelli]

"Lion with small penis must compensate with mighty roar"

[Tazuto]

"Incest! with the same face!"

[Kuwabara]

"your drawings still stuck"

[Tazuto]

"oh my god are you gay!?"

[Odessa]

i clealry have not seen enough anime... where do you find these lines? 0_o

[Kuwabara]

mine was from the bleach ep 205 :P

"AHHH!!...STOP DOING THAT!!"

[Tazuto]

i clealry have not seen enough anime... where do you find these lines? 0_o
you can just say things form the anime your currently watching or something

"if you and her are on the romantic comedy side what are we?" "You are sexless!" *scraps line on the ground*

what ever comes to mind lol

[Divine Dragoon]

Hey I thought that was a bank! Not an army surplus store!!"

New Cutey Honey ep1

"they make crazed mutants better nowadays"

"Those eye's, That face!, That voice,.....Those panties! you are Honey!"

[Tazuto]

"we have found alot of matches to the word millenium, like the millenium falcon" "....millenium falcon?" "from a sci fi action movie called Star Wars"

[Mawelli]

"Kage bunshin no jutsu!"

[Ken-Chan]

SAAASSUKEEEEE

[imphic]

"I don't really like it. It makes me sound like a porn star."

[abyssion1337]

It's the job of the Hikikomori and the NEETs to watch new anime

[wildrook]

"ZETSUBOU****A! THE INTERNET HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!"

[abyssion1337]

I learned this trick from watching Exel Saga

[wildrook]

"Fu...sion! HA!"

[abyssion1337]

I got the idea after watching an episode of Nadesico

[Ken-Chan]

"I don't really like it. It makes me sound like a porn star."


thats from the R.O.D OVA

"touch me and your dead"

[Adjacent Badger]

"I can't believe it ... singing at a time like this"

[Ken-Chan]

Goooooooood moooooorniiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Ichiiiiiigooo

[imphic]

I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away.

[Ken-Chan]

"Sorry, I don't have time to deal with you now Orange Boy."

[Mawelli]

"Oooy!! Kagami-sama!!!"

[abyssion1337]

At this moment we as a nation are about to touch the stars! I tremble at the honour of announcing the culmination of mankind's history of intellectual and scientific achievement. Yesterday our power spanned the Earth, today it can illuminate the heavens! May it stand forever! Our Ziggurat!

[Tazuto]

"get in his mouth"

[Mawelli]

"I heard that he ate pudding and then lost consciousness"

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

"Balsamic vinegar!"

[BopBopBop]

"its cause shes a boob monster!"

[TheEndOfAllThingsGreen]

"its cause shes a boob monster!"


what was that from?

[BopBopBop]

Girls Bravo.

and i will now come with the classic line;

"ITS OVER NINETHOUSAAAAAAAND"

[Kuwabara]

"WHAT, NINE THOUSAND?!?!....THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!"

[BopBopBop]

^you fail. the line is "What, ninethousand!?!, theres no way that could be right" :)

and on a ligher note.
"Shut up and strip!" ;D

[Kuwabara]

do you have any idea when the last time i heard nappa say anything.....years :P

"CATCH!!"

[BopBopBop]

good point.

"Nyyu"

[Tazuto]

"good job! you got that thing good! you sharp shooter you!"...."its not dead, its not dead"

[Mawelli]

"Hmmm...D! Definately D!"

[Ken-Chan]

What did you say? It's because were friends that I killed them. Now for the other girl.

[Tazuto]

"i didnt know he was into SM"

[Ken-Chan]

"I can show you what color your brain is."

[imphic]

You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you.

[Ken-Chan]

"L, did you know that, shinigamis only eat apples?"

[Mawelli]

"I found it! The XL size!"

[Ken-Chan]

?What a terrible story. But appropriate for our world. Sometimes I feel like I'm walking over a giant pile of ****.

[Mawelli]

"And no sex either, ok?"

[Ken-Chan]

?All the children here are miserable. When you are miserable, you need something that is even more miserable than you to feel good about yourself.?

[Mawelli]

"How can this material warrant a hardcover edition in full color with hologram printing, die-cut paper and a gold-leafed fold-out poster included?! You put a doujinshi above your status. Damn upstart! Photocopies are good enough for you!"

[Ken-Chan]

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge."

[Mawelli]

"What if I do this, does it hurt?" "No, that's fine..."

[Ken-Chan]

"If you die, I'll kill you!"

[Mawelli]

"Double schoock! And double waterfall of tears!"

[imphic]

"We have choices. Some people like to stand in the rain without an umbrella. That's what it means to live free."

[Mawelli]

"Cows are herbivores, right?" "Yes." "That means, if you eat cow, it's the same as eating grass and meat together!"

[Dreamer]

"Touching her yum yums?! Fondeling her cupcakes?!"

[Kuwabara]

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!

"it's so small"

[Divine Dragoon]

were so sorry for being so mean to you at school today master please punish us master for being so naughty!

[Ken-Chan]

"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these."

[imphic]

"Woh! Chiyo-chan, you're so cute! I wont be fooled, do you hear me? You can try to fool me all you want with your evil cuteness!"

[Mawelli]

"Would you like some juice?"

[abyssion1337]

I know, this is anime, we can solve anything with explosions

[Tazuto]

"mori, is that a, pun?"

[Divine Dragoon]

"KAHME-HAME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

[Useful]

Even my father didn't hit me!

[Ken-Chan]

Sorry babe, but big boobs and pubic hair really turn me off.

[Useful]

"So you want to know if the carpet matches the drapes, eh?"

(unfortunately, that's a guy's line o_O)

[imphic]

"Look, it's that island from "Lost"! We'll start our new life with the Others and make up stupid plots as we go along!"

[abyssion1337]

Gai Daigoji! Jiro Yamada is the boring name my mother gave me, Gai Daigoji is the name of my soul!

[Ken-Chan]

"hey babe how would you like to go on a date with Phantom Dark"

[imphic]

You know what I hear? I hear the sound of you shutting the **** up!

[Tazuto]

"Why do i have to wear this chicken suit?"

[Ken-Chan]

"Don't you feel shame? I thought scum could at least feel shame."

[Tazuto]

"MOE!!!!!!!"

[Ken-Chan]

"You are less than inhuman. A pitiful defect, a failed science project. Sending you to your maker would be an act of mercy. Your regeneration powers' impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull you will stay down for good. So let's cut to the chase. Start begging."

[Tazuto]

"If these boobs are permanet!!!, Ill love you forever!!"

[Ken-Chan]

"You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock."

[imphic]

"You wanna talk about awkward moments? Once, during sex, I called Lois "Frank". Your move, Sherlock."

Does that qualify as anime? (Not to be a dick, just saying.)

"Can't you tell? I'm just a gun-toting weathergirl."

[Ken-Chan]

i guess i dont know or care :P

"My morning work out is much harder than this"

[Tazuto]

"he eats entire cakes in the middle of the night!"

[Ken-Chan]

Yachiru: Attack with your intuition
Kenpachi: I'm doing that already
Ikakku: Then use that! Duh! The mind's eye thing!
Kenpachi: If I can use that I wouldn't be thinking about this, Idiot!
Yumichika: If it was me...I would probably give up...in a beautiful way...*sparkles*
Kenpachi: Go to hell!

[Kuwabara]

Yachiru: Attack with your intuition
Kenpachi: I'm doing that already
Ikakku: Then use that! Duh! The mind's eye thing!
Kenpachi: If I can use that I wouldn't be thinking about this, Idiot!
Yumichika: If it was me...I would probably give up...in a beautiful way...*sparkles*
Kenpachi: Go to hell!
when was that one?

"BAKA!"

[Tazuto]

"Do not underestimate the flames of MOE!"

[abyssion1337]

"I told my friend to marry Chris; Marry Chris Miss"

[Ken-Chan]

Yachiru: Attack with your intuition
Kenpachi: I'm doing that already
Ikakku: Then use that! Duh! The mind's eye thing!
Kenpachi: If I can use that I wouldn't be thinking about this, Idiot!
Yumichika: If it was me...I would probably give up...in a beautiful way...*sparkles*
Kenpachi: Go to hell!
when was that one?

"BAKA!"


i have no idea but i got it off a mate

"If you had the strength, you could live. This is our contract. In return for my gift of power, you must grant one of my wishes. If you enter this contract, you will live as a human, but also as one completely different. Different rules, different time, a different life.... The power of the king will make you lonely indeed. If you are prepared for that, then...."

[Divine Dragoon]

" cum in I don't mind" haha

[Mawelli]

"It's a bike!"

[Ken-Chan]

"Can't I help humanity AND wear pants?"

[Mawelli]

"So....you're a girl huh?"

[Ken-Chan]

"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here, come join me. That is all."

[Mawelli]

"I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are any aliens, time travelers, sliders, or espers here, come join me. That is all."

Hmmmm.....hmmm...hmm.......hm..

"Wait...are those...my God!"

[Ken-Chan]

"I want you to be my girlfriend forever!"

[Mawelli]

"I want you inside me"

[Mr.Z]

"You're standing too close"
"You have a nice ass as usual"
"I'm Jealous"

(Guys Talking o_O)

[imphic]

"Is this soup or donkey piss?"

[Jazean]

"I demand a plain roll"

[Mawelli]

"So...you like girls huh?"

[imphic]

"High school girls! 1, 2, 3! High School Girls! All for me!"

[Tazuto]

"Ive always wanted to violate girls in this uniform"

[imphic]

"Sexy no jutsu!"

[Ken-Chan]

"A kiss is nothing more than a greating. It?s no big deal. In the book I was reading the other day, even more shocking things were happen"

[imphic]

"Then I'll tell everyone you thugs gained up on her and @#%ed her!"

[Divine Dragoon]

"My balls and Humanity's doom how the hell are they related?!?"

[abyssion1337]

it's Gekigangar

[Divine Dragoon]

"do you want to try touching my breasts?"

[Issitheus]

"It just falls off sometimes."

[abyssion1337]

"Captain you should have put on your seatbelt when we turned off gravity"

[Ken-Chan]

"no.....don't touch me there"

[Mawelli]

"So...what happened to your clothes?"

[Issitheus]

"Pancakes are made out of pancakes!"

[Mawelli]

"We have gained another present for our papa"

[Issitheus]

"It-It gets bigger?!"

[Mawelli]

"Naturally! You are the lady of all ladies. The ultimate dynamite!"

[Ken-Chan]

"nii-sama"

[Divine Dragoon]

Sex beasts have taken human energy to survive for a long time but we never would kill a human!!

[BopBopBop]

"Chii"

[imphic]

"An ordinary director could have died... but I'm different! I am GDW! Great Director Watanabe!"

[BopBopBop]

"Dont talk to me you boob monster!"

[Mawelli]

"I'm Kira"

[abyssion1337]

"KA-MI-CHU"

[Divine Dragoon]

"I just Know these things so don't ask!"





"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!"

^^ that's my fav! hehe (^_^)

[Tazuto]

"whats yaoi?"

[Odessa]

"oh. that time of the month, eh?"

[abyssion1337]

"Let's try fusion"

[Tazuto]

"cant you move more womanly?!" "YOU BITCH!!"

[imphic]

"How come you wear glasses? I mean, you're really pretty but you can only appeal to a tiny section of the fanbase."

[abyssion1337]

"I didn't call you to tune in to a toon, get it it's a pun."

[Ken-Chan]

When you can't think of anything to say, do you always resort to fighting?

[imphic]

"You're so uncute!"

[Issitheus]

"Sensei, don't look over here!"

"I'm not looking..."





...





"Don't listen to the sound, either!"

[abyssion1337]

"We can't bring her back, remember last time; she exploded."

[Divine Dragoon]

Whadda those dumb skanks know?

[Ken-Chan]

"Tsukune-kun put your pants on"

[BopBopBop]

"care to join me?"

[abyssion1337]

"All these moments will be lost like tears in the rain"



ok that was actually a quote from my favorite movie so here's the anime quote

"Do you promise to protect me?"

[Ken-Chan]

"just......DIE!!!"

[Divine Dragoon]

Forget the impossible!! and throu away your reason!!!!!! That's the way the Gurren Brigade does things!!

[abyssion1337]

"I'm sorry Pedro but it's That Man!"

[Tazuto]

"im sorry about your friend but im going to use that as material!"

[abyssion1337]

"I can't believe you like such an anime as Gekiganagar, good versus evil is too childish; I prefer anime where both sides can be justified."

[Ken-Chan]

"I can feel it! I can feel everything!"

[abyssion1337]

"I am now no longer alone in my solitude. For I am now surrounded by the Furies, the goddesses of vengeance. In the darkness I awaited the dawn.And once dawn came I cursed my flesh until night fell once more.I even prayed I would loose my sanity but those prayers went unanswered. I even strove for death but the Devil's cold, pitiless hand held me back."

[imphic]

"The chamber of Gauf is open. The door to both the beginning and the end of the world is open at last."

[Ken-Chan]

"KNOW YOUR PLACE"

[abyssion1337]

"Is it true you don't love your fiance?"

[Ken-Chan]

"Pikachu i choose you"

[Divine Dragoon]

Liston Simon! don't believe in your self!! I believe in you!! You should just believe that I believe in you!!!!!

[Tazuto]

"goodbye pinky toe.......YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!" (not anime but still lol)

[Ken-Chan]

"Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing"

[abyssion1337]

"I've never seen a case so serious, let's get to work"

[imphic]

"A case to end all cases."

[abyssion1337]

"Gekigan Flare!"

[Tazuto]

"I win at life"

[abyssion1337]

"I always knew you were no mere mortal but I had no idea you were actually a cat."

[Ken-Chan]

"You are always more beautiful when drenched in blood."

[abyssion1337]

"Wow he must have been skillful to cut you like that!"
"Not skillful just spiteful"

[imphic]

"We did some various and interesting things.?

[Ken-Chan]

"If you aren't remembered, then you never existed."

[imphic]

"People are not ruled by their memories!"

[Ken-Chan]

"Because I love you, I want to rip you apart. I want to pile corpses before you."

[Xalorith]

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level!?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!"

[Ken-Chan]

"I asked you if you liked me, you said no. I asked you if I was pretty, you said no. I asked you if I was in your heart, you said no. I asked you if you would cry if I walk away, you said no.

So I walked away...

You grabbed my arm and said: I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, your beautiful. Your not in my heart, you are my heart. And I wouldn't cry if you walk away, I would die..."

[abyssion1337]

here's a great exchange from a deadpool comic (or possibly next wave(I love next wave) when they fought deadpool)

"you know what else is a funny word Rumsfeld, zygote, pancreas and I want mine back."

"wait you took his pancreas?"

"well it was just going to grow back anyway"

"where did you even put it"

"you know those pockets on your belt you never use"

[Odessa]

..."and here i thought we could end the series on a serious note."

[Tazuto]

"Hail! Illpalazzo!!!...Zooo..."

[Divine Dragoon]

"A true man never dies, even when he's killed!"

[Ken-Chan]

?It may if a miracle happens, but it?s called miracle because it doesn?t happen.?

[abyssion1337]

"People assume time moves in a straight line but from a nonlinear, non-subjective point of view it's more like a ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff"

ok that one was Dr. Who I think you guys should just accept my Dr. Who quotes for this thread though

"People die if they are killed."

[Ken-Chan]

If we all reacted the same way, we'd be predictable, and there's always more than one way to view a situation. What's true for the group is also true for the individual. It's simple: overspecialize, and you breed in weakness. It's slow death.

[imphic]

" It is my perception that a true friend never relies on anothers dream. A person with the potential to be my true friend must be able to find his own reason for life without my help. And he should put his heart and soul into protecting his dream. He would never hesitate to fight for his dream, even against me. For me, a true friend is one who stands equal to me in all respects."

[abyssion1337]

"I miss the golden days of piracy, now there's none of us left."

[imphic]

" I'm not that much older than you, so don't call me pops or you'll find yoursef polishin' my boots with your tongue!"

[abyssion1337]

"Wait did you say younger brother? Isn't he older than you?"

[Issitheus]

"I wish sensei would ejaculate inside me"

[abyssion1337]

"If you want I will teach you the way of the sword"

[imphic]

"You have to know your enemy, Alfred. I'd never use one, but even I can appreciate the attraction of a gun. The heft. The sleekness. The cool steel. The precision. And the power. The power to change lives, history. The power of God."

[abyssion1337]

"I don't remember inviting you, besides I'm looking for a real angel right now"

[imphic]

"Hyatt, if you continue to so cavalierly play with the definition of death, they're gonna dissect you for real one of these days!"

[abyssion1337]

"I just ****ed you" (no that wasn't hentai)

[imphic]

"When you point a sword at someone you either you kill them or they kill you , ther ain't no inbetween. So quit talking like a ****ing pussy. Anyone who can't handle that should just shut the **** up and get over it!"

[abyssion1337]

"I will be king"

[Tazuto]

"i will be struck by lightning in 3 minutes"

[imphic]

"If we catch Kira, he is evil. If he rules the world, he is justice."

[abyssion1337]

"Pikachu"

[imphic]

"I've been giving this same friendship speech for years. Hasn't it sunk in yet?"

[abyssion1337]

"I've made my choice, this is where I'll stay forever"

[imphic]

"Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty there to kiss!"

[abyssion1337]

"What if I had died"

[Ken-Chan]

"I will get his genes, you know. "

[imphic]

"Crucify and torture him, cut out his tongue, and send him to Hell!"

[abyssion1337]

"what do you mean, manufactured?"

[imphic]

"When you're miserable, you need to make someone even more miserable than yourself."

[abyssion1337]

"One can sleep in the middle of the worst suffering but for the one causing the suffering there is no rest"

[Tazuto]

"kicking names and taking ass"

[abyssion1337]

"Why is everyone here a huge slacker"

[imphic]

"'I'll kill you now'? That's my line."

[Divine Dragoon]

I find the best birth control is to point at it and laugh!

[imphic]

"Great, I'm like catnip for lesbians."

[abyssion1337]

"what do you mean friendly, you just shot at me"

[imphic]

"I don't let anyone in my sight get away, and my bullets never miss their mark. Especially if it's the heart of a beautiful lady... Bang."

[Ken-Chan]

"Getsuga Tensh?"

[abyssion1337]

"You're a madman!"

[Divine Dragoon]

She has bigger boobs than me It kinda pisses me off!!!!!

[abyssion1337]

"what do you mean you don't know, you're the main character you're supposed to know this stuff"

[YUUKI.N]

"Go bash your head on the edge of your big boobs and die!"

[Ken-Chan]

"dont touch me there brother Densuke"

[abyssion1337]

"Not yet but soon you shall awaken, then I will rule this world"

[imphic]

"It takes an idiot to do cool things. That's why it's cool."

[abyssion1337]

"If we arrest them now they won't learn their lesson, they'll just get a slap on the wrist, let's teach them a lesson"

[Ken-Chan]

?What? You don?t wanna look? Youre so innocent. Cmon, look now, you might not be able to look at it later?

[YUUKI.N]

"He wouldn't die even if we killed him"

[imphic]

"I should report you to the stuffed animal rights organization!"

[Ken-Chan]

"I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away."

[imphic]

"I'm so ****ed up."

[Ken-Chan]

"I'd rather live in a world with people in it, no matter how stained it is with sin."

[YUUKI.N]

"I like corm"

[Ken-Chan]

"I don't care for the way you used my full name, along with the words "see" and "naked"."

[Pink_Nipple]

"thanks for the food"

[Divine Dragoon]

"hey auco?" "yeh?" "I can't stop staring at those." "I know id give anything to have 5min alone with those fun bags!"


"feels like my birthday!!!!!"

"rember kids, a smart man knows whin to run like a little bitch!!!!"

[Pink_Nipple]

'i'm leaving!'

[Ken-Chan]

"Darn it all! I want my own computer! I want to send e-mail too! But more than anything, I want to see those Internet porn sites! "

[abyssion1337]

"We need to use teamwork"

[Divine Dragoon]

" I don't think he was scared." " I should have used more exclamation points."

[abyssion1337]

"He just broke the rules of equivalent exchange!?!"

[Divine Dragoon]

"so each of those lights is an enemy huh? It's an even fight then!!!!!"

"just who the **** do you think I am!?!"

"stay calm. come on, we'll show them exactly who they're ****ing with!!!"

[Ken-Chan]

"No matter how many times I'm reborned, I'm sure I'll fall in love with you again"

[abyssion1337]

"I know we're going to get him latter but the idea of padding this guy's pockets still disgusts me"

[imphic]

"Have I told you you're quite irresistable in that sexy skintight getup?"

[abyssion1337]

"ok but if that's the case why did we have to kidnap anyone?"

[imphic]

"You are already dead."

[Ken-Chan]

"she's inside of me but.....but that just cant be"

[imphic]

"I swallow everything."

[Ravenick]

it takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool

[abyssion1337]

"Don't do useless things like that... DON'T DO IT WITH THAT FACE EITHER!!"

[Tazuto]

"your christmas present is a alligator skin bag, the tools you need are down there with the gator"

[abyssion1337]

"your christmas present is a alligator skin bag, the tools you need are down there with the gator"
"AHH alligator! alligator! alligator!... oh look a knife."

[Tazuto]

"your christmas present is a alligator skin bag, the tools you need are down there with the gator"
"AHH alligator! alligator! alligator!... oh look a knife."
"my bag still reeks of dead alligator"

[imphic]

"Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices... and a time limit."

[abyssion1337]

"I'm going to take revenge, you cut off my arm now I will take your life"

[imphic]

"Red, blue, yellow, who cares? Those are just symbols "the Man" uses to propagate social division."

[abyssion1337]

"but I though organic Bosun jumping was impossible"

[imphic]

"You weren't supposed to dodge that!"

[Tazuto]

"woah, didnt see that coming"

[abyssion1337]

"that won't work, I'm memorized your pattern"

[imphic]

"Good morning! Let's do the wakey wakey exercises!"

[Ken-Chan]

"my morning exercises are much harder than this"

[thedarkmessenger]

"its kitty ear mode!"

[imphic]

"He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him!"

[BopBopBop]

"I'm Meow"

[Mr.Z]

"You can call me Nao."

[Ravenick]

"You can call me Nao."
you can call me Rave, or Raven, or The Major

[abyssion1337]

"You can call me Nao."
you can call me Rave, or Raven, or The Major
Nick it's an anime quote, this entire thread is anime quotes, don't be superfluous

"I have obtained a copy of the rare 3rd episode of Gekegangar"

[Ravenick]

it takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool
i know what the thread is for

[abyssion1337]

it takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool
i know what the thread is for
then start doing it or stop posting here

"When this mask finally comes off is the day I will die"

[Ravenick]

"thats it.... L will die"

[Tazuto]

"Lets go save the takoyaki!!!"

[abyssion1337]

"I'm sorry, it's just business and hotel Moscow paid a lot, anyway I'm getting out of this business"

[Tazuto]

"now i know why i keep having nightmares"

[Ken-Chan]

"Do you think i should give up just because u are stronger than me.....?"

[Tazuto]

"......Bang......"

[Ken-Chan]

"Listen to me, you idiots. Anyone who points a gun at me, dies. Got it? Point a gun at me, you die. Get that into your tiny little brains."

[imphic]

"I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!"

[Ravenick]

"STOP SINGING!! the only thing your hurting is your reputation!"

[Ravenick]

"certainty of death,
small chance of success,
what are we waiting for"

[imphic]

"She's not dead yet."

[abyssion1337]

"I see now, you are truly worthy of being my rival, but I will still crush you"

[imphic]

"The Cromwell approval is now in effect. Hold release until target is silenced. Now I'll show you how real vampires do battle."

[abyssion1337]

"Who the hell do you think I am!?"

[imphic]

"I am Justice!"

[Luppi-tan]

"Take the power of justice! The armor and headband of justice!!

[Ken-Chan]

"i will show u true despair"

[Divine Dragoon]

OK this is not from an anime but the dialogue is just too funny i had to share this this is from The Man in the Iron Mask

Porthos with 3 very busty woman opens the doors to Athos's room were he is praying Porthos tells the girls to go away for there will be no fun because he is praying and so starts what i want to put here

Porthos "Praying! your always Praying! you may be def but you are certainly blind if you saw those tits you would cry." Athos (still praying) "Sometimes there are more important things in life that a good pair of tits." Porthos "Oh really like what?" Athos "Forgiveness." Porthos "Forgiveness?......." (Porthos lets out a epic fart in front of Athos and says) "Am I forgiven?"

haha I just love that part! hehe :D

[Ken-Chan]

"i dont fight because i think i can win, i fight because i have to"

[abyssion1337]

"I would rather kill myself than take relationship advice from a furry now shut your mouth before I harpoon it shut"

[imphic]

"You know what Nappa--catch it. Catch it with your teeth."

[Ken-Chan]

"You know what Nappa--catch it. Catch it with your teeth."


hahaha dragon ball z abridged AWESOME

"I just had an aneurysm of pure stupidity"

[BopBopBop]

"You dont have to be so embarrased"

[Ken-Chan]

"saving the innocence isn't our job"

[imphic]

"I'll meet you at the end of this world."

[Ken-Chan]

"This is so much better than ****ing humans"