[Charon]

I am an employee at Kroger, and one day last week I was asked to do a restroom check. So I walk in the Men's restroom and a horrid odor lingers in the air (which isn't that unusual). But this time it was stronger than usual, so i open the stall door to see whats up and I find a pair of **** filled underwear and **** stained undershirt. I immediately burst into laughter and attempt to explain what happened to my supervisor. She has a hard time understanding me and just stares at me. Then I get one of my coworkers to check it out, and he is immediately disgusted, but still finds it hilarious. Then I was given the order to clean the **** stained bathroom. I put on like two pairs of gloves and got 2 garbage bags and a box. I picked up the **** filled undies and put them in a bag, careful to smear the dookie on me. I then placed the bag in the box then the box in a bag. Then I noticed something that made the story even better, the **** was not exclusive to the underbritches it was also smeared in the floor, and smeared half way up the stall wall. And then I notice the toilet.... It was packed with so much toilet paper that no water was present, and a few condoms were sprinkled on top. I get the same co worker to check it out and he attempted to flush the toilet. It made a strange noise and then, from the center of the toilet paper island, a giser of toilet water fires up and lands on the floor. I spent about 45 minutes after that hosing down the bathroom....

OTHER THINGS FOUND IN THE BATHROOM IN THE PAST!
Empty Whiskey Bottle
Bloody boxers
Semen, piss and **** covered walls

and one time someone **** in the floral department

I hate my job.

[acutekat]

ah minimum wage

[Charon]

ah minimum wage



actually 5 cents more than minimum. Must useless raise ever

[acutekat]

hey in 5 hours you could buy a gum ball

[Divine Dragoon]

what the hell is a Kroger anyway? haha I geuss that's why hahahaha ;)

[Issitheus]

what the hell is a Kroger anyway? haha I geuss that's why hahahaha ;)

Grocery store.

[Divine Dragoon]

Ah must be a eastern thing all we have in MT is Super1 Safeway and Ablertsons haha funny story tho hehe one time at my cusens grocery store they owned in Kooskie ID it kinda got boring during the night hours and we liked to play pranks on eachother and one guy was really good like he would stock shelves and hid behind 1 row of boxes (he was on the shelf hidden IN the center row as well!) and would bust out at you wile you were walking by hehe poor alie that was sooo funny anyway one time we (me and alie) wanted to get back at him and we were in the deli/bakery dept and had some old chocolate icing (5 gal) worth that was past due so to have some fun with him wile he was on a smoke break we went into the mens Bathroom and smeared the hole 5 gal of icing all over the bathroom (It's a single stall) and stuck babyruths bars on the walls and in the tolite and It looked really really real hehe so when he came back in and we were ready for him I ran out of the bathroom saying that he has to clean that up and it's a two man job so the new guy went in too so Travis (the prankster) and the new guy go in there and Trav see's what it really is in a heart beat. walks to one of the walls and grabs a handfull and puts it in his mouth the new guy ran out of the room, and was found barfing in the dumpster outback so Trav is still the king of pranks!!!

[jrazur]

very funny sotries ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Odessa]

My first job was as a Janitor for the Christmas Tree Shops (a wal mart size junk store) during the holiday season, while they were under staffed.

It was fun sneaking into the men's room at first (oh look, Urinal!) but became less exciting after you realize you have to clean up the **** that gets everywhere. For those who recall my (throws bloody tampons) attack, this is where that nightmare has it's roots.

[Ravenick]

can i get a two sentence summery of what this thread says

[Odessa]

topic creator worked in a grocery store; had to clean up disgusting pile of **** in the bathroom.

[Kuwabara]

For those who recall my (throws bloody tampons) attack,
...isnt that what u did to miika after he called you a guy way back when you first joined?.... ::) :P

[Ravenick]

thanks, you saved me time from reading that who thing.

[BopBopBop]

WHAT!?! u mean odessa is a girl? just kidding

[Odessa]

yup, and one or two other times as well. few things are as scary as cleaning out the tampon dispensers in the women's room (shudder).

Though until i was Janitor, i didn't realize they don't have them in men's rooms. make sense, but i still find it...odd. And urinals. crazy.

[Odessa]

WHAT!?! u mean odessa is a girl? just kidding


I know, shocking, right? I've got boobs and everything! Ok, not maybe not big ones like in hentai... but they get the job done :)

[Ravenick]

NOT JUST ANY GIRL!!! MY GIRL!!! -pounces Vicky-

[BopBopBop]

stop bragging

[Odessa]

not going to happen. trust me ::)

[Ravenick]

BRAG ATTACK 358!! GOO

[BopBopBop]

dammit.
then ill have to brag back to him.... dammit. no girlfriend to brag about

[Ken-Chan]

dammit.
then ill have to brag back to him.... dammit. no girlfriend to brag about

i'm with u bop no girl to brag about

but i am impressed with my penisit's not just a penis it's a friend

[Ravenick]

dammit.
then ill have to brag back to him.... dammit. no girlfriend to brag about

i'm with u bop no girl to brag about

but i am impressed with my penisit's not just a penis it's a friend
well i guess someones gotta be your penis' friend, its just pathetic it only had you to choose from XD

[Ken-Chan]

that was a good call

i got nothin :(

[Ravenick]

BAM!!!! YOUVE BEEN PWNED

[Ken-Chan]

yep and i'm lazy

[Charon]

topic creator worked in a grocery store; had to clean up disgusting pile of **** in the bathroom.


you left out the condom filled toilet

[Ken-Chan]

hahah condom

[Divine Dragoon]

Though until i was Janitor, i didn't realize they don't have them in men's rooms. make sense, but i still find it...odd. And urinals. crazy.



haha I'm not shure if all girls know exactly what the fly is for haha I gotta ask Kujo that hehe


hahah condom


Kenny your such a child........hehe he said crack....hehe

[Ken-Chan]

Though until i was Janitor, i didn't realize they don't have them in men's rooms. make sense, but i still find it...odd. And urinals. crazy.



haha I'm not shure if all girls know exactly what the fly is for haha I gotta ask Kujo that hehe


hahah condom


Kenny your such a child........hehe he said crack....hehe


when were the words of crack mentioned??

YOUR A FOOOOL
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[Divine Dragoon]

Though until i was Janitor, i didn't realize they don't have them in men's rooms. make sense, but i still find it...odd. And urinals. crazy.



haha I'm not shure if all girls know exactly what the fly is for haha I gotta ask Kujo that hehe


hahah condom


Kenny your such a child........hehe he said crack....hehe


when were the words of crack mentioned??


haha I was acting like a child after I called you one do you not find the funny in there?? haha :D

[Ken-Chan]

it is very ironic