[YUUKI.N]

This may be a riddle but it's not really...

What's a four letter word that's another name for a woman and end in U-N-T?

Be frank, what was the first thing that popped into your head?

I'll post more every few days...

[abyssion1337]

easy, Aunt

[imphic]

runt, of course

[YUUKI.N]

runt, of course


runt isnt another name for a woman...



easy, Aunt


aunt is right. easy riddle is easy (just go down the alphabet...)

but really what was the first thing that came into your mind?


Anyways.... What starts with F, ends in K, and means a lot of heat and excitment?

[abyssion1337]

firetruck

[YUUKI.N]

holy crap abyss...

ok, now ima gonna have to start rolling in the harder ones...

What goes in hard, comes out soft, and you can blow?
there! that one should take more than 5 minutes to figure out!



I think you guys know where im going with these things....

[abyssion1337]

a candle?

[YUUKI.N]

a candle?


hurray! i posted one that abyss couldnt get in the first try.

remmeber, this object goes in hard and come out soft...

inuendos ftw!

[abyssion1337]

oh, is it iron (you know like a blacksmith?)

[YUUKI.N]

hint: its sometimes pink...

[BopBopBop]

a penis?

[YUUKI.N]

a penis?


haha...

well someone had to say it...

you sir have a dirty mind...

ill reveal the real answer later when i feel like it if no one can figure it out

[BopBopBop]

i got another guess; a Human?

[YUUKI.N]

i got another guess; a Human?


no...

remember... "What goes in hard, comes out soft, is sometimes pink, and you can blow?"

[BopBopBop]

ARGH! ITS A PENIS DUDE! A PENIS!
its the only thing it can be

[Odessa]

no, it's not. these are 'designed' to appear sexual, but really are not.

i'm thinking bubble gum myself.

[BopBopBop]

makes sense

[Kuwabara]

it is gum....ive heard that one before ::)

[Ravenick]

CRUD!! i thought i was going to be the one to say its gum, but when i clicked reply, i saw Vicky thought of it! though seriously, i thought of it withough checking the second page. not that anyone will believe me

[YUUKI.N]

it is bubble gum!

Okay, new one!



Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Jet Li has a small one, and the Pope doesn't use his...

Also, lmao @ BopBopBop

[Odessa]

a last name

[Ken-Chan]

it is bubble gum!

Okay, new one!



Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Jet Li has a small one, the Pope doesn't use his and Adams is the biggest...

Also, lmao @ BopBopBop


must be a dick

[BopBopBop]

a. penis.

[imphic]

A last name.

[YUUKI.N]

it is a last name.



since i dont have my booklet on me that has all of these, ill just have say the ones i can remember until i get it back...

new one: men and woman both ride me up and down, a finger can go in me, i let out loads what am i?

[BopBopBop]

A truck!

[YUUKI.N]

A truck!


nah

[BopBopBop]

then ill just say a penis. as my other very good guesses.

[Ken-Chan]

i'll say a man

[YUUKI.N]

i'll say a man


thats even worse!

>>>"men and women ride me up and down"

[Ken-Chan]

yerr are you saying there is something bad about homosexuals

[Kuwabara]

an asshole? ::)

[Odessa]

an elevator

[YUUKI.N]

of course odessa has to be the one to figure it out... men always thinking about dirty things...


here's an easy one to test how dirty your little minds are: what starts with C, is usually hairy, and has a gooey white liquid?


be honest, what was your first though?

[acutekat]

a corn dog actually but that doesn't have white liquid


and then i though cake
then i rembered the hairy part


then i rember my morther's cooking

[abyssion1337]

err elevator?

[Odessa]

my first thought is the dirty one, my second thought is cat.

[Ravenick]

Coconut

and if Vicky hadnt said elevator first, i would have got it.

[Odessa]

oh, coconut. that's got to be it. good one.

[YUUKI.N]

it is coconut! if you guys hadnt guessed by now i would have and it end with T (though cat and the other thing do end in T...)

a little harder one: you stick rods in me, you tie me down in order to get me up, and i always get wet before you do...

[Kuwabara]

tent

[YUUKI.N]

dangit Kuwabara, got to post a new one now... >:(

i bet this ones harder: i offer protection, you stick your fingers in me and use your fingers to get me off

[Ravenick]

Glove

[YUUKI.N]

glove it is.l are you guys cheating?

new one: im about 11 inches long, i prove that your a man, and i have the same birthday as you.




There theat one should take lnger than 5 minutes to figure out.

[Issitheus]

Birth certificate?

[Ravenick]

glove it is.l are you guys cheating?

new one: im about 11 inches long, i prove that your a man, and i have the same birthday as you.




There theat one should take lnger than 5 minutes to figure out.
im just good at games like this

[abyssion1337]

of course we're not cheating you're just don't realize that none of these are very clever

[YUUKI.N]

of course we're not cheating you're just don't realize that none of these are very clever


twas a joke. if you didnt get it by now these are meant to make you think dirty. they are by no means to be hard (unless youo have a dirty mind)

thats where im getting these from. my favorite board game "Dirty Minds"



new one: I start with the letter V, and i always come after u.

^^this ones actually a lot easier than it seems so dont think to hard

[Ravenick]

VoltsWagon?

[YUUKI.N]

VoltsWagon?


explain

[Ken-Chan]

is the answer "v"

[Ravenick]

is the answer: 5

[Ken-Chan]

how did u get 5

[Ravenick]

Roman Numeral V = 5

[abyssion1337]

but that fails, you need to satisfy both criteria

[Ken-Chan]

then doesnt mine work

[YUUKI.N]

ken is right.

Until i get my booklet back (not until sunday), i going to have to do ones off the top of my head so they may be a little easy


New one: i work best when pulled, i fit between your breasts, and i go inside a hole.

[BopBopBop]

penis.

[Ravenick]

a credit card or a dollar

[Issitheus]

so was i right? birth certificate?

[YUUKI.N]

so was i right? birth certificate?


yes you were right about that one though that was 2 riddles ago. The new one no one has gotten yet. Perhaps I made it too hard... << no pun intended

[Ravenick]

a key

[YUUKI.N]

a key


i dont think a key works best when pulled...

nice effort though. i thought it would have worked if not for the above reason

[Kuwabara]

harness

[YUUKI.N]

harness


be specific i dont understand...

[Kuwabara]

a harness...one of these things ::): http://www.heightec.com/shop/images/H22-ZeroG-riggers-harness-300.jpg

it works best when pulled...it keeps u from falling

it fits between breast...the strap

it goes into holes....you sometimes wear it into a hole

im just guessing here :P

[YUUKI.N]

ehhhh.... close enough... dont think anyone is going to get closer than that


real answer: seatbelt

new one: you put your finger in me, you fiddle with me when you are bored, the best man always gets me first

[Kuwabara]

a ring....most likely of the wedding variety... ::)



real answer: seatbelt
son of a bitch.... ::)....its so obvious now :P

[YUUKI.N]

a ring....most likely of the wedding variety... ::)



real answer: seatbelt
son of a bitch.... ::)....its so obvious now :P


yes... it all makes sense now...

for your hardship and cleverness, a new one: What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?


I got lazy with that one a googled it so no cheating!

[Kuwabara]

cash

...i know because i was talking to a cop awhile back (helping out with parking for a marching band competition at my high school)....somehow we come to the topic of window tinting, and he said the limit for tinting a windshield is 6 in down...the easiest way to see how far down that is was to put a dollar bill vertical on the windshield... ::)

[YUUKI.N]

cash

...i know because i was talking to a cop awhile back (helping out with parking for a marching band competition at my high school)....somehow we come to the topic of window tinting, and he said the limit for tinting a windshield is 6 in down...the easiest way to see how far down that is was to put a dollar bill vertical on the windshield... ::)


interesting... and correct! dang, Kuwabara's getting all the answers!

new one: If you really want me, you're going to have to expose yourself. If you get naked, I'll be all over you. you should use protection or else you could get a nasty disease

again lazy again

[Kuwabara]

hmmm....doubt this is right.....but..... radiation? sun.....as in getting a tan... ::)

[YUUKI.N]

hmmm....doubt this is right.....but..... radiation? sun.....as in getting a tan... ::)


once again... really close...

real answer: suntan

your really good at these Kuwabara

new one: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

[Kuwabara]

hmmm....doubt this is right.....but..... radiation? sun.....as in getting a tan... ::)


once again... really close...

real answer: suntan

your really good at these Kuwabara

new one: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?

really close my ass...i said the answer.....now-a-days u dont hear girls saying "im going to go get a suntan"....they say either "im gonna go lay out and get some sun"...."or im gonna go work on my tan"...whichever... ::) :P

and for those of u wondering why i know that...is because im the youngest of 3....with 2 older sisters....so i know alot of girls....

as for the answer...i must ponder this for a sec..... *strokes beard*....that reminds me...i have to shave tomorrow....&#160; :'(

edit:...i have an idea...though i shall keep it to myself for now... :P

[abyssion1337]

a candy bar, and from the description I'd have to say an almond joy

these are really easy

[YUUKI.N]

once again... not meant to be hard, just meant to be inuendos...


New one: I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I start to drip, u blow me and it make you feel good...

[Kuwabara]

nose

[YUUKI.N]

correct



When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your holes.

[Odessa]

salt water?

[Kuwabara]

nope...i know it....but i want someone else to answer it ::)

[Odessa]

oh suuuuuuure you do. rub it without giving us brain dead saps a clue. real nice :) ::)

[Kuwabara]

*whistles innocently* ::)

[Odessa]

let's see if you can whistle...without your tongue!! (rips out your tongue in a fit of manicle laughter)

[Kuwabara]

*over a loudspeaker*....well played....but that was merely a clone.... :P

[Odessa]

god ******* son of *****!!! i hate the close bull****!!!

[YUUKI.N]

sorry Odessa, your gonna have to keep trying. And no googling the answer! I dont have my booklet so i have to look all this stuff up.

[imphic]

I'll further my incorrect guess count by going with mouth wash.

[YUUKI.N]

I'll further my incorrect guess count by going with mouth wash.


incorrect guess count for imphic + 1



You guys seem to be having trouble with the last clue, "I can fill your holes"

Do you guys need a hint?

[Ravenick]

was my last guess right? please pm me what it was, i cant look at the moment, please

[acutekat]

dental philiment?

[YUUKI.N]

dental philiment?


heres a clue: god your so close! yet so very very far away.... dental philiment (spelled filament) doesnt really fit any of the clues except the last one. especially "I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow"

[Ravenick]

mouth wash?

[YUUKI.N]

mouth wash?


someone said that already... though...[didnt i pm you the hidden answer?]

[Ravenick]

THAT MAKES NO SENCE!!!
its Dentist, BUT A DENTIST IS A PERSON, and a person can not BASICLY do that stuff. and i believe this is the first time the answer was a being

[Ravenick]

correct



When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your holes.
never mind my last post.
its dentist.

[acutekat]

o come on dental philiment works too kinda

[YUUKI.N]

o come on dental philiment works too kinda



i never heard on dental filament asking you to not swallow...





correct



When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your holes.
never mind my last post.
its dentist.


lol anyways...


new one is a little easy: If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news.

[acutekat]

paper boy

[YUUKI.N]

paper boy


good job.

new one: I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger.

lazy again... no googling!

[Ravenick]

a pole?

[Divine Dragoon]

A 10 foot pole? hehe

[Ravenick]

A MACE!!!

[imphic]

Wrecking ball crane.

[Ravenick]

A CRANE!!!
a construction crane

[YUUKI.N]

too bad Ravenrick... imphic figured it out first....



next one before i get my booklet back and can start pulling out the fun ones...

I'm at least 6 inches long. If you stroke me to hard, sometimes white stuff comes out. im usually put to work in the mornings or at night...

[Ravenick]

TOOTH PASTE

[abyssion1337]

close but I'm sure it's toothbrush

[Ravenick]

too bad Ravenrick... imphic figured it out first....



next one before i get my booklet back and can start pulling out the fun ones...

I'm at least 6 inches long. If you stroke me to hard, sometimes white stuff comes out. im usually put to work in the mornings or at night...
NOPE Toothpaste

[BopBopBop]

penis.

[abyssion1337]

too bad Ravenrick... imphic figured it out first....



next one before i get my booklet back and can start pulling out the fun ones...

I'm at least 6 inches long. If you stroke me to hard, sometimes white stuff comes out. im usually put to work in the mornings or at night...
NOPE Toothpaste
not really, that at least 6 inches long thing kind of works against it also it would be toothepaste container in that case as the toothpaste itself doesn't work like that

[YUUKI.N]

too bad Ravenrick... imphic figured it out first....



next one before i get my booklet back and can start pulling out the fun ones...

I'm at least 6 inches long. If you stroke me to hard, sometimes white stuff comes out. im usually put to work in the mornings or at night...
NOPE Toothpaste
not really, that at least 6 inches long thing kind of works against it also it would be toothepaste container in that case as the toothpaste itself doesn't work like that



well put abyss!

okay, so if you didnt realize it yet, the game is called Dirty Minds and it is my favorite board game evr. ill try to put up the harder ones to you guys guessing... and so people dont get it right on the first try....

They'll also be a lot funnier since im getting them sriaght from the book


new one: "I would see him doing it outside my window the first thing every morning. He was breathing hard and was usually up on his toes. And when he did it alone, he would always do it to music..."



Be truthful, was you first thought something dirty?

[Ravenick]

THATS WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID TOOTHPASTE!! THE WHOLE THING!
TOOTHPASTE CONTAINER!!
u dont go out and say im buying a toothpaste container, you say your buying Toothpaste.

[abyssion1337]

ok for this next one I'm going with a guy on a morning jog/run



THATS WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID TOOTHPASTE!! THE WHOLE THING!
TOOTHPASTE CONTAINER!!
u dont go out and say im buying a toothpaste container, you say your buying Toothpaste.
k but that doesn't invalidate my other arguments

[acutekat]

we need other harder questions

[YUUKI.N]

we need other harder questions


why? the new one i posted is too hard?

[Odessa]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.

[abyssion1337]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.
I'd say no for the simple fact that it's implied that it's outside

[Ravenick]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.
I'd say no for the simple fact that it's implied that it's outside
Abyss, go to Central Park in New York, OR BETTER YET, look up Amphitheaters and you'll find there are OUTDOOR amphitheaters.

[Kuwabara]

....yes....but you don't usually look out your window and see the middle of central park or the inside of an amphitheater....

[abyssion1337]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.
I'd say no for the simple fact that it's implied that it's outside
Abyss, go to Central Park in New York, OR BETTER YET, look up Amphitheaters and you'll find there are OUTDOOR amphitheaters.
I'm sorry but what? I see what you're saying but it lacks so much thought that I think you're just saying it to find any way possible to discredit me, come back when you have a real point to make

<isn't even going to start with what's wrong with what Nick said

[Ken-Chan]

ow come on do it

it's fun to watch

[Ravenick]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.
I'd say no for the simple fact that it's implied that it's outside
Abyss, go to Central Park in New York, OR BETTER YET, look up Amphitheaters and you'll find there are OUTDOOR amphitheaters.
I'm sorry but what? I see what you're saying but it lacks so much thought that I think you're just saying it to find any way possible to discredit me, come back when you have a real point to make

<isn't even going to start with what's wrong with what Nick said
no your right, im just proving you wrong about the music thing, there was no other point, so feel free to let off some steam.

[abyssion1337]

my thought was a music conductor, practicing.
I'd say no for the simple fact that it's implied that it's outside
Abyss, go to Central Park in New York, OR BETTER YET, look up Amphitheaters and you'll find there are OUTDOOR amphitheaters.
I'm sorry but what? I see what you're saying but it lacks so much thought that I think you're just saying it to find any way possible to discredit me, come back when you have a real point to make

<isn't even going to start with what's wrong with what Nick said
no your right, im just proving you wrong about the music thing, there was no other point, so feel free to let off some steam.
that doesn't prove me wrong at all, most people listen to music whilst jogging

[Ken-Chan]

*YAWN*

where&#39;s the verbal abuse where is the passion

http://www.age.to/~dizzy115/death/deathnote_image/l_sleep.jpg

[jrazur]

speaking of DN i need to finish it soon....

[Ken-Chan]

What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

[abyssion1337]

firetruck, we had this one already

[Ken-Chan]

ow i failed

well every other dirty themed one i know has been used i'll just find any riddle then

If there are three cups of sugar and you take one away, how many do you have?

[abyssion1337]

I have one

[Ken-Chan]

correct

here are 2 more

1. The person who makes it has no need for it. The person who purchases it does not use it. The person who does use it does not know he or she is. What is it?

2. A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?

[Odessa]

1. coffin, if i remember right.

2. his horse is named friday.

[Ken-Chan]

OMG i cant believe it was done so quickly

ok try this one

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

[YUUKI.N]

OMG i cant believe it was done so quickly

ok try this one

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?



time


i know that ive been gone for a while but ken, this is ma thread! XP


btw the answer is jogging (or running)... i think after this one im going to start keeping track of winners just becuase i feel like it.




"You can always use me for a blowjob, but sticking your fingers in me wouldnt be a good idea. people in heat always turn me on"

[Ken-Chan]

i'm sorry i used ur thread but i was bored

and it's not time but since it's ur thread ignore it

is urs a fan

[YUUKI.N]

i'm sorry i used ur thread but i was bored

and it's not time but since it's ur thread ignore it

is urs a fan



fan it is.
and its okay kenny!




"You put me on and you know it wont hurt when you push it in. But when you have your finger stuck in me, i can protect you from getting poked..."


should keep you guys busy for a bit... might me to hard though >_<

[Ken-Chan]

jumper?

car?

[imphic]

oven mitts?

[jeremyhac]

Can we get a hint? :P

[YUUKI.N]

Can we get a hint? :P


No

[Useful]

Oh! I was thinking oven mitts too, but...

It's a thimble.

[YUUKI.N]

thimble is correct



"I was white and sticky when I first shot out of the tube. She was surprised when I dribbled on her, but she waited too long and that made it hard to get me off"

[abyssion1337]

thimble is correct



"I was white and sticky when I first shot out of the tube. She was surprised when I dribbled on her, but she waited too long and that made it hard to get me off"
this one could be a few things, I'm going to start out with cake frosting

[YUUKI.N]

thimble is correct



"I was white and sticky when I first shot out of the tube. She was surprised when I dribbled on her, but she waited too long and that made it hard to get me off"
this one could be a few things, I'm going to start out with cake frosting



hint: the key here is the last part. you fulfilled all but the last because there is only one thing that i can think of that when it comes out becomes hard to get off

[Kuwabara]

btw the answer is jogging (or running)...
....so abyss WAS right....



ok for this next one I'm going with a guy on a morning jog/run


i thought so ::) :P

[Odessa]

glue

[abyssion1337]

glue is sensible but the only white kind I can think of isn't that hard to get off

eh, the creator of these probably didn't know much about glue

and of course I was right, you didn't think Nick's lame argument based on ignorance would have undermined that

[acutekat]

tooth paste?

[YUUKI.N]

tooth paste?



for future reference, I will not repeat riddles/answers to keep things somewhat interesting. If i run out of riddles then i guess i will stop posting but thats going to be a while




glue is sensible but the only white kind I can think of isn't that hard to get off

eh, the creator of these probably didn't know much about glue

and of course I was right, you didn't think Nick's lame argument based on ignorance would have undermined that




glue is right... are you thinking of the right type of glue (like elmer's glue?) because if you let it dry on your hands after a while it will be difficult to remove.


On to the next one!



"If you plan on pounding or banging, you can't have me. You can still have me without saying a word, but after your explosion, I'm gone."

[imphic]

Silence.

[abyssion1337]

I was thinking of Elmer's glue which is pretty easy to get off of your hands(really you can do it by rubbing your hands together, now wood glue is a different story but it's not white)

[Odessa]

silence sounds plausible; maybe something like peace would work too.

[YUUKI.N]

Silence is golden


Next one: "When I go down on you, you won't be happy. If you're on me, the whole world is your oyster, but be careful, without protection, you might catch something nasty"

[Divine Dragoon]

motorcycle?

[YUUKI.N]

just to let people know there is no correct answer to the last question

[aaano]

thimble is correct



"I was white and sticky when I first shot out of the tube. She was surprised when I dribbled on her, but she waited too long and that made it hard to get me off"

hair gel?

[YUUKI.N]

hair gel?

uhh that ones been solved a while ago...

[daikaisho vanguard]

I thought mayonaisse, but when I scrolled down, it had been answered.