[Divine Dragoon]

Ok this is an easy one kinda like the anime lines but any quote from a movie, common saying, or your own let's do this!!! HAHAHA!!!!


From Airplane

Oh It's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!

[Kuwabara]

HI JACK!!! *dude get tackled* :P

[Charon]

Left 4 Dead

If your beard starts to turn, can we shoot that?

[alucard151]

Slaves make the best spies. No one ever notices a slave.
-Trickster's Choice by Temora Pierce

[Odessa]

when i was in fifth grade, my teacher was an ex-military instructor. he refused to acknowledge our names, and assigned us all numbers, and quotations which were to be our code words we identified ourselves with every class.

I was #3, and my quote was "He who is good for making excuses, is seldom good for anything else." Benjamin Frankilin said that. I haven't forgotten it. Despite all I have forgotten, I will never forget that man...

[Dreamer]

thats a wonderful quote odessa

[Odessa]

(blush) Thanks. I have entire books of quotes, as it was a big hobby of mind for a while. collecting quotes, and framing sets on my walls. i could post a 100 pages worth of quotes here if i wanted too lol.

[Dreamer]

Wow I have a lot of quotes in mind but I cannot think of them.

[Divine Dragoon]

George Carlin "the funnest man to ever live"

if you don't follow gods will and his 10 laws god will put you in this special place Full of fire and smoke and burning and torturer and anguish were you will be sent to live and burn and suffer and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever till the end of time!!!!.......But he loves you. hehahaha :D

[Issitheus]

"It's better to be thought stupid than to open your mouth and prove it"-Unknown

[Divine Dragoon]

Huh?? What?? - any person that wasn't listing. Hehe :)

[abyssion1337]

Everything should be as simple as possible if not simpler

[BopBopBop]

"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people."

-V For Vendetta.

[abyssion1337]

Now that the terrorists have your prototype, the Pentagon is undoubtedly gonna want you to build a bigger and better version for them. When all is said and done, this could net you a multimillion dollar windfall.

[scarmullet]

"I just didn't want to be a loser anymore" -Mistuko Souma

[LunethAkumajo]

My Own Personal Quote |3

*~*Brighter Than the Light of Dawn, Darker Than the Dim of Dusk*~*
(TM) Itsuki Oda |3

[thedarkmessenger]

"But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost?"-Kefka from FF6. Best RPG villian quote I've ever heard xD

[acutekat]

i like pigs

dogs look up at us

cats look down on us

pigs treat us as equals

Sir Whinston Churchill

[abyssion1337]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannh?user Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain

best last words ever

[Divine Dragoon]

My own Quote

"I'm looking for love in life not a quick fling."

[Ganthis]

"Angel-headed hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night." -Ginsberg

[Doomimus]

i like pigs

dogs look up at us

cats look down on us

pigs treat us as equals

Sir Whinston Churchill

So do rats, according to Remy.

[Doomimus]

See sig below.

[abyssion1337]

I am now no longer alone in my solitude. For I am now surrounded by the Furies, the goddesses of vengeance. In the darkness I awaited the dawn.And once dawn came I cursed my flesh until night fell once more.I even prayed I would loose my sanity but those prayers went unanswered. I even strove for death but the Devil's cold, pitiless hand held me back.

[TomTate]

Ermm. "Rawr."

[BopBopBop]

Son of Gun
-cookie monster.

[Divine Dragoon]

"That's what she said" from Issi .....All the time......Hahaha

[abyssion1337]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Issitheus]

"That's what she said" from Issi .....All the time......Hahaha

That's what she said.

[Charon]

"You don't want to kill someone in Texas"

My Government Teacher

[daikaisho vanguard]

"But what fun is destruction if no 'precious' lives are lost?"-Kefka from FF6. Best RPG villian quote I've ever heard xD

That's a cool one. It's SO true!

I first wondered why Kafka would say such a thing. Misread it.

[Ionzorg]

Meh, I'll throw in a few of my favourites. It has been awhile, might as well say something...

Pozzo: (suddenly furious). "Have you not done tormenting me with your accursed time! It's abominable! When! When! One day, is that not enough for you, one day he went dumb, one day I went blind, one day we'll go deaf, one day we were born, one day we shall die, the same day, the same second, is that not enough for you?" (Calmer.) "They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more."
- From Waiting For Godot, a play by Samuel Beckett.

"Whenever in my dreams, I see the dead, they always appear silent, bothered, strangely depressed, quite unlike their dear bright selves. I am aware of them, without any astonishment, in surroundings they never visited during their earthly existence, in the house of some friend of mine they never knew. They sit apart, frowning at the floor, as if death were a dark taint, a shameful family secret. It is certainly not then ? not in dreams ? but when one is wide awake, at moments of robust joy and achievement, on the highest terrace of consciousness, that mortality has a chance to peer beyond its own limits, from the mast, from the past and its castle-tower. And although nothing much can be seen through the mist, there is somehow the blissful feeling that one is looking in the right direction."
- Vladimir Nabokov

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"
- Epicurus

Also, pretty much everything that Friedrich Nietzsche ever said. :P

[Dreamer]

"As long as we have the power to believe, anything is possible. Any one dream can be made into reality"
-Ikusawa Ruriko

[acutekat]

i love that your government teacher is awesome

we few we happy few we band of brothers
for he who sheds his blood with me today shall be my brother
be he neer so vile may this day gentle his condition
and gentlemen in england now abed will hold their manhoods cheap
whiles any speaks who fought with us upon st. crispin's day

Henry V
- Shakespeare

[alucard151]

This is a very popular one
"..."
its used in every rpg there is.
i like this one but i don remember who said it.
"When all else fails, vote from the rooftops."

[acutekat]

"oh..."

the sound right before my friend john relaized what he did to his computer

[Charon]

"When your heath teacher tells you about heroin or cocaine they don't tell you how good it makes you feel"
My Government teacher

[lokii]

war is a game is played with a smile if u cant smile then grin if u cant grin then stay out of my way

[daikaisho vanguard]

"I think it would be a good idea"

Ghandhi, when asked about his opinion on western civilization

[hillbilly]

He could go all the way

[hillbilly]

o God O no

[defiant91]

Well you have it set to M for Mini where it should be W for Wumbo! - Patrick Star

[Rastar]

I got three.

"If you pee in my pool, you swim in my toilet."
-Unknown (my brother said it to me)

"Wish in one hand, and **** in the other. See which one fills faster."
-Junior Soprano, the Sopranos

"Ba Weep Gra Na Weep Ni Ni Bong." (universal greeting, apparently)
-Kup, The Transormers: The Movie

[Dreamer]

Edward’s face was drawn. I watched his eyes as the doubt was suddenly replaced with a blazing determination.
Bella Swan, Twilight, Chapter 23, p.455

[Gilboron]

"One who is loved by many cannot understand that many are loved by one."

[abyssion1337]

I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies. I remember when I was with Special Forces. Seems a thousand centuries ago. We went into a camp to inoculate the children. We left the camp after we had inoculated the children for Polio, and this old man came running after us and he was crying. He couldn't see. We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that. The genius. The will to do that. Perfect, genuine, complete, crystalline, pure. And then I realized they were stronger than we. Because they could stand that these were not monsters. These were men... trained cadres. These men who fought with their hearts, who had families, who had children, who were filled with love... but they had the strength... the strength... to do that. If I had ten divisions of those men our troubles here would be over very quickly. You have to have men who are moral... and at the same time who are able to utilize their primordial instincts to kill without feeling... without passion... without judgment... without judgment. Because it's judgment that defeats us.

[acutekat]

what's that from?

[NLAlchemist]

Apocalypse Now

[NLAlchemist]

#1 This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful.

#2 What is this Mickey Mouse ****? What are you two animals doing in my beloved head? Why is Private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon? Why are you not stomping Private Pyle's guts out?

[scarmullet]

"All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to steer her by"-John Masefield

[abyssion1337]

Apocalypse Now is a great film, it's up there with the other classics of cinema: Citizen Kain, China Town, Rashoman, 2001:A Space Odyssey, Dr. Strangelove and A Clockwork Orange

[Hoodoo]

Do you know what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted?










He came...

[healerraven]

to do or die that is the question\

[Divine Dragoon]

From the day I'm born till the day I die..... I'm on my own side

[abyssion1337]

No one tells a lie after he's said he's going to tell one

[daikaisho vanguard]

Don't ever shoot a bird not in flight, don't ever catch more fish than can be in a frying pan and don't ever drink more alcohol than you can bear as a gentleman.

[BopBopBop]

"I am a world before I am a man
I was a creature before I could stand
I will remember before I forget
Before I forget that"
-Slipknot, Before i Forget

[daikaisho vanguard]

Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

[NLAlchemist]

You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my ****tail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!

[scarmullet]

"Kick the little ****er's ass" William Shatner

[Lights Out, God Help Me]

"I was wondering man, could I crash at your place for like, a week? Just until I can get my own place?"

"Eeeesh...Normally that would be totally cool, but I don't think my wife would be cool with it."

"Your what?"

"I'm getting married tomorrow!"

"And you didn't invite me?!?"

"That's because Susan hates you."

"She's never met me!"

"That's because she hates you."

<3Hey! Stop Stabbing Me!

[Divine Dragoon]

Today's forecast....**** storm Hold on!!!!

[BopBopBop]

it needs a name....
"The Spacker"!

[abyssion1337]

"SPOOOOOOOOOON"
guess where mines from

[acutekat]

no clue but

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.
Note: Oscar Wilde said this in the Left Bank hotel in Paris where he passed away on November 30, 1900. The wallpaper has also since gone and the room re-furnished in the style of one of Wilde's London flats

[daikaisho vanguard]

“A player is never late, Dave. Nor is he early. He arrives precisly when the plot dictates he should.”

[Divine Dragoon]

If god has this divine plan and you pray to him for something and it's not in his plan and you just say " it's gods will" Then why the **** pray in the first place?

[Doomimus]

"Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!"

-Graham Chapman

[Divine Dragoon]

People are like slinkys, not really good for anything but sure fun to watch take a tumble down the stairs.

- Kujo-chan

[acutekat]

i wish i wish i was a fish -ed

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sorry miss.

I would love to help you, but I am a villain of profession, so my street credit suck.

[animefan900]

"Luke, I am your father!"-Darth Vader
"Noooooooooooooooo!"-Luke's response

[Ken-Chan]

"believe it"

[Divine Dragoon]

sit down and rotate sir.

[abyssion1337]

"Do you know what this carpet you're sitting on is? I'll tell you, it's my testicles."

[PieMan11]

from Barry, "after all you are the master of unlocking" and "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich".
to Jill Valentine in resident evil 1

[PieMan11]

when god gives you lemons!! you find a new god!

[nipple]

"Miracles do not exist in this world. There are only inevitabilities and accidents, and things you're going to do"

[abyssion1337]

"Fans are clingy complaining dip ****s who will never ever be satisfied with any concession you make, the sooner you drown out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be; incidentally why not buy a zero punctuation T-shirt?"

[Ken-Chan]

"what......what am i"

[Issitheus]

"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"

[abyssion1337]

"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with till you learn whose in rutten command here."

[Ken-Chan]

"I am the hope of the Universe. I am the answer to all living things who cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth... ally to good, nightmare to you!"

[abyssion1337]

"no power in the verse can stop me"

[Divine Dragoon]

I hoped you saved room for desert!!! Cause I'm gonna shove my fist's down your throat!!!

[nipple]

"No one can seek forgiveness from oneself"

[abyssion1337]

"give me the bird!"

"We'd love to really, but the fox censors won't allow it"

[SinfulGFX]

"I have a question for you. What do you do when there is an evil you cannot defeat by just means? Do you stain your hands with evil to destroy evil, or do you remain steadfastly just and righteous even if it means surrendering to evil?"

The first time I heard this was by a good friend I had known long long ago, about 4 years after hearing it I then heard it on an Anime which happened to be Code Geass and it kind of made me laugh, Lol.

It's Definitely my favorite Quote.

[abyssion1337]

"What's a horse doing on a spaceship?"

"What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship; get some perspective."

[nipple]

"This is Sparta!!!!"

[acutekat]

i run faster mad than you do scared-my boss

dont know if i have done this one before

[abyssion1337]

"BOOSH"

[Luppi-tan]

"Ah, gomen. Matta rokuban sandate."
English: "Oh, sorry. Of course, I meant the former sixth."

[charlhussey]

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

There ain?t no rules around here. We?re trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison

We can?t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein.

[Shuiia]

"The truth is out there" ~Fox Mulder
"Apology is policy" ~Dana Scully
"Kill Mulder, we take the risk of turning one man's quest into a crusade." ~Well-Manicured Man

[hosokawa37]

"It's a BLACK BRA!!!"

I like this quote because of how Kentaro says it in Golden Boy; he says it so epically/enthusiastically, to where I was laughing so hard, I couldn't breathe.

[Diclonius]

Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are. - Lucy-Elfen Lied

Proud is the Clanchief. Prideful is the Clanchief of a two-member clan.
Friendly fire, isn?t.
Just because you feel certain an enemy is lurking behind every bush, it doesn?t follow that you are wrong. - Mercedes Lackey the valdemar novels

People die when they are killed. - Emiya Shirou

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to death. Nor known to life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So as I pray, Unlimited Blade Works. - Archer

"Life and death come and go like marionettes dancing on a table. Once their stings are cut, they easily crumble." - Ghost in the shell

Pitiful shadow
cloaked in darkness
Thy hollow souls
Drown in thy sin
How would you like to see
what death is like?-Enma Ai

[SquintyMccheese]

Where I'm from there's a radio DJ keep saying "Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweatty stuff."
They're honest words to live by.

[gigg44]

Keiichi Tsuchiya i love his Quotes ^^

"Speed isn't everything, you gotta look cool on the touge too."
"Men with guts attack those corners!"
"It's so fast it will make a dead man scream"

[Shuiia]

"With all due respect M sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job"
"Maybe. But the advantage is I don't have to think with them all the time"
~Tomorrow Never Dies

[synbad2]

"Ancients and Ori be damned. Divine light surely shone upon whoever invented Oreos"
Rodney McKay

[Vazain]

"But I already bought the tickets...."
Abraham Lincoln~

[animemental1]

"But the sunshine never comes..." -The Day That Never Comes (Metallica)

[Fishfreeek]

"whats that smell, oh it's me" - Twitch, LoL

[darkzi]

"I thought of a wonderful present for you. Shall I give you Despair" Sephiroth

[synbad2]

Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back! - Russell Casse (Independence Day)

[jinzo64]

I ain't getting on no plane fool - mr T

[Tayson1570]

I'M THE MIZ.....AND I'M AWESOME! - The Miz - WWe

[jinzo64]

ho-ho-ho merry christmas - santa claus

[animemental1]

Ha-ha-ha! Hello, boys! I'm back! - Russell Casse (Independence Day)

Oh yeah, I remember that scene. THAT SCENE WAS EPIC. :praise:

[scarmullet]

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS SOCKS THAT SMELL! -Tripping the rift.

[SilentShadow]

So now the US is like "**** we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well **** that.' -The End of the World, Albino Blacksheep

[Diclonius]

If you can't figure out why a clown shooting a ninja is forty kinds of awesome, it's not going to waste time explaining it to you.

reviewer on the movie way of the warrior

[Shuiia]

ok this is gonna be a long one :P

JC Denton: We're now ready to transform the human race. It became clear to me after the defeat of MJ-12 that the old answers to tyranny are inadequate. [...] I'm going to establish the first posthuman civilization, and you're my first citizen. Welcome.
Alex D: Tell me more about this "posthuman civilization."
JC Denton: Before the... disruptions, Helios and I had many months of productive thought. Up to now, all free societies have started with one premise: human nature is cruel, unjust -- a force to be controlled.
Alex D: I follow you so far.
JC Denton: The separation of powers -- from Aristotle to Montesquieu -- is designed purely to thwart the ambitions of individuals. How comical, the West's pride in its vast tangle of agencies, jurisdictions, arcane procedures...
Alex D: What's the alternative?
JC Denton: Address the flaws in human nature. Make all beings truly equal in both body and mind. If you start with minds that are lucid, knowledgable, and emotionally sound, the needs of government change dramatically.
Alex D: How do you control human emotions? Antidepressants? Is that freedom?
JC Denton: Is it freedom when one child is born to poverty, a chance combination of organic materials, while the wealthy child is shaped every day of his life, enhanced genetically, trained, educated, often augmented nanotechnologically?
Alex D: Why not get rid of nanotech and genetic engineering, the technologies that make people different from each other?
JC Denton: Then you go down the path of intolerance, as your friend Billie did. Is human nature perfect? No. Therefore, improvements are to be welcomed, not annihilated in Templar pogroms. As enhanced beings, we can establish a pure democracy that runs on instantaneous input from the electorate.
Alex D: What would this "pure democracy" look like?
JC Denton: The Helios AI has the processing power to handle all governmental functions worldwide, legislative, executive, and judicial. Once every mind has been enhanced and can merge with the AI, attitudes toward major legislation can be processed on a daily or even more frequent basis.
Alex D: You want everyone to be like the Omar and meld themselves together into one huge AI construct?
JC Denton: Helios will communicate, not assimilate. Life will go on as usual.
Alex D: Helios is starting to sound like an enlightened despot.
JC Denton: All governments have power. The benefit of giving this power to a synthetic intellect is that human affairs would no longer need to be ruled by generalities. Helios will have a deep understanding of every person's life and opinions.
Alex D: What if I don't want someone peeking into my mind?
JC Denton: Upon consideration, you'll see that this arrangement is for the best. "General ideas are no proof of the strength, but rather of the insufficiency of the human intellect." The words of Alexis de Tocqueville, an observer of the birth of modern democracy. Though general ideas allow human minds to make judgments quickly, they are necessarily incomplete.
JC Denton: So de Tocqueville noted that an all-knowing mind -- the mind of God, as he conceived it -- would have no need for general ideas. It would understand every individual in detail and at a glance. Incomplete applications of law or justice would be impossible for such a mind.
Alex D: So you see yourself as a god?
JC Denton: I want human affairs to be driven by wisdom. Finding the correct recipe for wisdom has been my project these long years under the ice.
Alex D: You seem to think you've succeeded.
JC Denton: Wisdom must first be human. You must start with what a human sees and feels. But wisdom must also be knowledgeable, logical, and fair to billions of other beings.

~Alex D conversation with JC Denton/Helios in Deus Ex: Invisible War

[abyssion1337]

"For books are not absolutely dead things, but do contain a potency of life in them to be as active as that soul was whose progeny they are; nay, they do preserve... as in a vial the purest efficacy and extraction of that living intellect that bred them."-John Milton, Areopagitica

[vejtornado]

"I'm a Doctor, not a Bricklayer" - Star Trek TOS

[SilentShadow]

"I'm a doctor."
"Not an actor."
"Not a milkman."
"What does that mean?"
"And I'm sorry, he's dead Jim." - Star Trek Bohemian Rhapsody

[XelaisPWN]

"He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on earth, and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924. "

"No, no, it's pronounced a-NAL-ra-pist."

"Are you sure these aren't balls? Because last time, they were balls."

"I *deceived* you. "Tricked" makes it sound like we have a playful relationship."

[synbad2]

Because of fear of being rejected or disliked, people turn to anime characters or idols that pose no personal conflict.
Rika Kayama

[Diclonius]

Screw the rules I have money-Seto Kaiba-yugioh abridged

[scarmullet]

heh heh heh, I like porn with whips and chains.-Brad Doss.

[SilentShadow]

Peter: As we all know, Christmas is that mystical time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living! So we all sing Christmas Carols to lull him back to sleep.
Bob: Outrageous, How dare he say such blasphemy. I've got to do something.
Man #1: Bob, there's nothing you can do.
Bob: Well, I guess I'll just have to develop a sense of humor.
- Family guy Christmas episode.

[synbad2]

"Wow a bearded gundam! It's so cute! I want to paint it pink!"
"Umm... I'll take that as a compliment? But if it's pink, it can't be called "White Doll" anymore."
- Lacus Clyne and Loran Cehak.

Dearka's response to Destiny Plan in SRWZ:
Dearka: "Damn, Yzak, I have no idea who to support anymore. If Destiny Plan gets implemented, I'll never have a chance to hook up with Natural chicks anymore." :eek:

[jinzo64]

No i am your father - darth vader, starwars

[synbad2]

Favorite Mask Quotes!
Look Ma.. I'm road Kill HA HA HA

You've got 17.5% in T-bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds. Carry the 9, divide by the Gross National Product... fortunately, funeral bouquets are deductible


Plus EPIC SCENE
Doyle: Really big sunglasses.
Park Policeman: Bike horn.
Doyle: Small mouth bass
Park Policeman: Bowling Pin
Doyle: [Yells in pain] Mouse Trap.
Park Policeman: Rubber Chicken.
Mask: A little to the left... that's it.
Doyle: [squeezes a stress releaver toy a few times] mmmm, I don't know. Funny eyeball glasses?
Mask: I've never seen those before in my life.
Park Policeman: Bazooka?
Mask: I have a permit for that.
Doyle: [going through The Mask's pocket] Picture of Kellaway's wife.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: What?
Mask: Uh-oh.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! You son-of-a-bitch!
Mask: Geez I thought you would have a sense of humor. After all - you married her!

[Backmask]

"If you two porkholes... even get near that thought -- I will kill you. And I won't be creative about it, I'm just gonna take you out in broad daylight, shoot you in the back of the head and pay the consequences." - Coach Hines

"Yaminashi, I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk into a microscopic size, and injected into your spinal fluid. Once there, I will travel in a miniature sub, through your body, and into your brain meat. Then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow into a normal size, exploding your skull bone, and rendering your body into a pink mist."- Coach Hines

"If that guy gets past you, I am going to cut your body in half with the edge of a coin... It can be done, I saw it on CSI New York, not the original one, New York....." - Coach Hines

[Kaiju]

"some look at the glass half empty, others look at it half full, I say: WHO THE HELL DRANK FROM MY GLASS?"

[Darthelm]

"My middle finger gets a boner every time i see you"

[EvilestDeath]

I'm not sure what its from but,

"When I die I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

[joster285]

"Cut it out! Stop wasting your damn bullets, you jerks! You need to hit their heads! I TOLD you! See, like this!" *BLAM*
-Zantoro, Hell of the Living Dead

[Charon]

"The mouse isn't really moving, its just different pixels lighting up" Professor Padgett
"Salvador Dali would love Photoshop and Illustrator if he was alive today, unless of course he hated it" Professor Padgett

I Love my intro to Computer Graphics Professor

[nubdouken]

"Information is like candy, you don't just take it from some random guy off the street."

I forgot were I heard that

"Wadda ya buyin" ~ Merchant RE4

"Get down! Another pipe! Get down!" ~ RE5 Josh

[Backmask]

I love your name.

[luffyiscool]

"Imagine getting beat up by Jimmy Stewart forever.
That's Japan's entire identity as of 1945.
When the nukes exploded they were followed by a loud stammering
"NOW NOW NOW NOW HOLD ON A MINUTE THERE CLARANCE" and then silence."

- Zephos, AP Forums.