[Tazuto]

You know the rules, answer previous what if then post your own


What if i hadnt noticed we didnt have a what if going?

[Doomimus]

The universe would've imploded in on itself.

What if one could get the Japanese Rosetta Stone for 90% off (about $54)?

[Tazuto]

I would sell a vauleable possession so i could afford it

what if it was only for french

[abyssion1337]

I'd still check it out

ok who stole my sandvich?

[CelticFoxx]

i did : D tasty too.

what if i were not as crazy!!!!

[daikaisho vanguard]

you would be the weirdo here

what if I lost my hat?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then we would all realize you were actually bald.

What if the dinosaurs suddenly came back, just like in that crappy animated movie?

[tapirs!?]

we would live a crappy animated live

what if frogs would rule the world?

[Tazuto]

theyed have to be hopping mad

what if i had a better pun?

[Jasonbobdude]

I hate puns, so I would make like a tree and leaf. (Leave?! Get it?! Ah, hell.)

What if I listened to crazy techno music for TWELVE HOURS?

[Charon]

I would join, and bring strobe lights

What if the floor of hotel rooms were lava?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then we would dance around trying to stay on the beds, tables, and chairs, all while playing our twelve hours of techno music and running the strobe lights... Hey, we gotta try this sometime!

What if I decided to stop procrastinating and do my history homework? O_o

[Tazuto]

You wouldnt fail

what if i fail my ACT for the second time?

[NodMan]

You could take it again?

What if I posted in this "What If" Thread?

[abyssion1337]

no one would care

what if Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[NodMan]

I'd still be sitting here naked.

What if 20% of TV shows were good shows rather than 5%?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Sum?t?f? cifam oma el Idiom neutral p?stukon e p?lasumon as yufap?k valemik.

What if you understood?

[Jasonbobdude]

I automatically assume I'd be offended, since I'm paranoid of people who speak other languages.

What if iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[CelticFoxx]

then wed fix you. (a broken records never good, so how do you fix a human? ok in the trash with this human.)

what if i could just sing forever?

[Tazuto]

you would lose your voice before that

what if MW2 didnt have so much BS

[CelticFoxx]

it be the best game ever!

what if technology never existed?

[Jasonbobdude]

We'd at least be able to save money on our car insurance by switching to Geico. So easy, a caveman can do it™.

What if John Deere had never invented the steel plow?

[NodMan]

Then my family would never have been farmers.

What if you had your own theme song wherever you went?

[abyssion1337]

I already do and it's awesome

what if I invented the finglonger

[NodMan]

Then the world would be complete.

What if they would make more Futurama Episodes rather than movies?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then there would be some more Futurama episodes, and the same number of movies that they currently have.

What if John Davis recently became a member of a marketing group promoting Lexington's annual Barbeque Festival?

[Tazuto]

i would learn who he is and why i should care

what if i knew more famous then i currently do

[Jazean]

you'd be able to form more coherent sentences or at least have one of their PR people script all you speeches.

what if no one ever thought to mix peanut butter and chocolate

[Jasonbobdude]

We would still be in the dark ages.

What if I couldn't think of a "what if" question to ask?

[NodMan]

Then I'd go ahead.

What if they made more Ninja Scroll movies?

[abyssion1337]

it would get old fast,

what if people finally learned that things have to end BEFORE they start getting bad?

[Tazuto]

the world might be a better place

what if i asked where jazeans been?

[abyssion1337]

the universe would implode

what if you were an astronaut?

[acutekat]

i would have much better eyesight than i do know and i would be in space

what if my computer became sentient

[Jazean]

it might give an answer to where i've been

what if you only had cheesecake and nothing else to subsist upon?

[CelticFoxx]

then id be fat

what if someones pants came off if i punched them in the head?

[abyssion1337]

that'd be weird

what if someone had done something right and put this in ongoing threads rather than off topic?

[Tazuto]

then i would have known where exactly to put it because obviously i dont make many threads

What if a mod or someone could move it?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then they would. If they felt like it.

What if the entire world was animated by Rankin-Bass and everyone was portrayed by stop-motion puppets?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would have Turkey for christmas dinner.

What if the turks objected?

[CelticFoxx]

then sephy kun would hunt them down and kill them alll!
MURDER PERFECT (da da da daa da daa da de daa)!

what if the topic went off topic?

[abyssion1337]

what do you mean 'what if'

what if everyone in the world was a cat?

[Tazuto]

id be surrounded by pussy

what if that didnt sound sexual

[Jasonbobdude]

Then I would be less disturbed.

What if the off-topic boards suddenly got on topic?

[CelticFoxx]

then the world would end

what if i had a can o tuna

[daikaisho vanguard]

The cats that the world is full of would steal it from you

What if your pants lengthened and shortened themselves at random?

[abyssion1337]

good thing I have a kilt

what if you were made of syrup?

[CelticFoxx]

then id be eaten ALIVE

what if everything bad was good and good was bad?

[daikaisho vanguard]

It would be redundant and we would end up at the Plane of Suck

Whay if Richard was still there?

[abyssion1337]

I don't recognize 'whay' as a legitimate question word, I assume you were going for 'what' but it really looks like you just combined 'what' and 'why'

what if that caught on?

[CelticFoxx]

then it be in a big book o words

whay if in my past life i was a ferret?

[Jasonbobdude]

That would explain some things, and open up other questions.

What if "Moskau" by Dschinghis Khan became the national anthem?

[Doomimus]

Wars would stop, famine and disease would cease to exist, and everyone would love each other due to the sheer awesomeness of the song.

What if Beauty and the Beast won the Best Picture Oscar instead of just being nominated for it?

[Tazuto]

then it would be more famous

what if walt disney didnt hate jews

[abyssion1337]

then they wouldn't be Disney

what if you were singing?

[daikaisho vanguard]

My neighbours would be annoyed

What if the EU didn't care about the curviness of cucumbers?

[abyssion1337]

the world would dissolve into anarchy

what if you guys posted in more than these 4 threads?

[Jasonbobdude]

That would simply be madness. We live for the Off-Topic boards, after all.

What if somebody posted something interesting in the on-topic sections?

[Doomimus]

You mean like in the critiques? Oh, that would be heavenly.

What if history were "a fable agreed upon," to quote Napoleon (assuming it was he who actually said it)?

[CelticFoxx]

then what we learned in history would be a lie and everything would be possible! i say fairy exist!

whay if personacons were real?

[Scorchedenigma]

porn porn and more porn... and tetris.

what if your personacon became self aware with a chainsaw? and deleted all your porn.

[CelticFoxx]

porn? who needs porn when you have anime!

whay if all my anime was burned?

[abyssion1337]

isn't quite a bit of it digital?

what if you were eaten by a chocolate bar?

[Doomimus]

Then I'd be in Soviet Russia.

What if Cinderella's shoe actually fit, and Cinderella III never existed?

[abyssion1337]

I demand a blood tribute from you

what if you were a kitty cat?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would long ago have ended up in a stew

What if your neighbour offered you his lawn moved for free - on the condition that you did not sell it or give it away.

[abyssion1337]

I use it to kill my neighbor

what if you were a flasher?

[Tazuto]

i would be less popular

what if underwear werent invented

[NodMan]

Then "Free Balling" would make the world a safer place.

What if there wasn't an, Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Christmas Special this year?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then they wouldn't save Christmas, shattering the dreams of small children everywhere.

What if I took the time to read a crossover fanfiction of Twilight with The Last of the Mohicans? That really exists, by the way.

[NodMan]

Dunno but I might watch it.

What if fan made things like "Inside Freeman's Mind" weren't ever invented?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Ireland would be an Asian country

Whay if Scientology became the managers of Metallica?

[abyssion1337]

there's that 'whay' thing again, it's not going to catch on, it's not that great of an idea

what if you were a character in a sub par parody series?

[NodMan]

Then I'd make whale noises.

What if I was able to get more than 4 hours of sleep a night?


Whay if Scientology became the managers of Metallica?

They'd have good music then?

[abyssion1337]

you'd be annoying and crude less of the time

what if you couldn't tell whether I was joking or not?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would place you in a room filled with smoked mackerel and Black Witch beer until you told me

What if that didn't help?

[NodMan]

My penis works wonders.

What if Macs were standard format for computers, not PCs?

[JinVicious]

we wouldn't have gotten ****ed by Windows Vista.

What if Nodman went a whole week without mentioning his penis?

[Doomimus]

See my second response to this thread.

What if no one in the world ever threatened to sue someone for slightly chipping an ant-sized piece of paint off their car door?

[NodMan]

Then I wouldn't have people to laugh at when I ding their doors with my pickup because they can't park a 6' wide 12' hybrid.

What if piracy wasn't illegal?

[Tazuto]

then the econimy would have a black eye

what if that made sense

[NodMan]

Then I'd put up a good response.

What if the movie "Jack" had a sequel.

[CelticFoxx]

then id beat you with a stick

whay if banana terracotta pie was not a sexual reference.

[NodMan]

Then it wouldn't be as neat?

What if you could cook pot pies faster?

[abyssion1337]

we could break the moon's tyrannical control over the tides

what if there weren't Ayatollahs?

[CelticFoxx]

then religion would cece to exist!

whay if in the future the internet broke? (yes sounds dumb with broke)

[daikaisho vanguard]

We would have it for lunch

What if you could have unlimited amounts of Gundam Hentai?

[NodMan]

Already do.

What if I shared it?

[Tazuto]

If by shareing you mean starting up your own gundam hentai site then you would have your own site

what if it was easy to make your own site?

[CelticFoxx]

then the internet would be a wasteland

whay if gundam became real, and not plastic figurines that you build!

[daikaisho vanguard]

http://public.blu.livefilestore.com/y1pdxg48FnOOQzG5Z7yPdpeDRgz4NI8XcSexmDF4w_NFDYLpOO 0Xz1dYIj28EZYtYX1ItwBr0mdBUj4xk2iWib_QA/life%20size%20gundam%201.jpg

What if it had been given a Hello Kitty themed painting?

[NodMan]

Then it'd be far sexier.

What if they made an Epyon one?

[CelticFoxx]

the world would parish

whay if pokemon was real?

(and i know they have that one gundam, what i meant was one that was actually real, as in, you pilot it and can fly it in space so on and so forth!) (but its cool what people can do)

[Jasonbobdude]

Well, pokemon being real would be cool, it's like dogfighting but legal, but what does "whay" mean? Combination of "why" and "what"? I wouldn't question WHY pokemon would be real. It just happens.

What if the Japanese have already developed real-life humongous mecha for their military?

[CelticFoxx]

then they'd try to rule the world and so on and then the us would try to take that technology, FAILURE, off topic, china, nukes, what was i saying again?

(oh and the whay started earlier on in the tread by daikaisho, im just having fun with it!)

whay if i had a muffin?

[Tazuto]

you could stop type the word whay and start typeing what

what of no one else noticed that

[Jasonbobdude]

I think everyone's noticed it by now.

Whay if this is trying to become a forced Internet meme?

[daikaisho vanguard]

We would have a nice boat.

What if Obama where secretly a frequent of this site?

[abyssion1337]

well, uh, I wouldn't know anything about that... listen this is kinda dangerous thinking and I don't think that we should bring it up again

what if you were from an evil parallel dimension?

[Tazuto]

I wouldnt have insulted all of you can made at least one person cry by now

what if abyss suddenly appeared on the news

[CelticFoxx]

id S*** Bricks!

what if 4chan.org was closed down?

[NodMan]

I'd laugh. Because the 7Chan and 12Chan ****philes would still be around.

What if YouTube, wasn't being a prick lately?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know

what if you were a ****phile?

[NodMan]

Who said I wasn't?

What if I wasn't joking there?

[Tazuto]

then you would be a ****phile

what if i didnt find this picture to reply to celtics question of what if pokemon were real?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v644/kapusta/Funny/Pokemon.jpg

[CelticFoxx]

then you would have not found a bad ass pokemon picture! now all thats missing is some blood and gore, and retards betting on pickachu to win against a charazard.

what if the mexican border was a myth?

[daikaisho vanguard]

The area known as United States of America wouild really be governed from Ciudad de Mexico.

What if you could permanently swap bodies with anyone. But only once.

[NodMan]

Then the Presidency would by mine.

What if I was the President of the United States?

[JinVicious]

Drinking age would be lowered to 12 Countrywide, Censorship would be dead (Go President Nodman!) Hookers would be legal! (Go President Nodman!) and probably all sorts of other strange unusual things that most of us don't even know to be illegal.

What if Anime was only made by 4kids from now on? (Japanese included)

[NodMan]

Then it'd die faster than a Mosquito in a tank of bullfrogs.

What if I was behind all Anime from now on?


Drinking age would be lowered to 12 Countrywide, Censorship would be dead (Go President Nodman!) Hookers would be legal! (Go President Nodman!) and probably all sorts of other strange unusual things that most of us don't even know to be illegal.

Oh yes there would be many MANY more. Drug policy would become "It's their body, let em **** it up." Gay marriage (because I don't give a damn) would become legal all over so I wouldn't have to hear faggots complain. Many more.

[abyssion1337]

all characters would be one dimensional and there would be no diversity

what if you had a craving for brains?

[NodMan]

You'd be the last to be eaten, since it seems sooo small :P

What if G4 was actually good like they used to be?

[JinVicious]

all characters would be one dimensional and there would be no diversity

I object to this, if Nodman was behind anime it would have a lot of nudity (of the female variety) and the characters would be too busy having sex to show any personality.

[abyssion1337]

so they'd actually be less than one dimensional? Either way I'm happy he's not behind all anime

[CelticFoxx]

wait whats this about porn?!? is nodman a hentai! dear god,
(pass me along some of your stuff nodman)

(just kidding)
(on topic)

what you mean G4 sucks! you suck carmans B***s nodman! G4 ROCKS!
(then again i have not seen it since i disabled cable 3 years ago)

what if porn never existed?
(and dont crack a comment with anything having to do with the above 3 posts!)

[Tazuto]

then people wouldnt masturbate as often? =o

what if i didnt send this message to zarx concerning my clip being denied

"no, theres about 2380 clips that used this scene already theres nothing more that can be done with it. also the quality isnt good"
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http://th09.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/f/2007/271/f/b/Haruhi_Objection_by_ri_chan_glory.jpg

The scene at 4:11 in this video (http://amvhell.com/video.php?do=viewdetails&videoid=128) evidence clearly contradicts with part of your testimony!

[crashandburn0213]

he would put it in the next AMV Hell Movie.

How good would the movie actually be if said clip were used?

[NodMan]

Dunno.

What if Google never had purchased YouTube?


wait whats this about porn?!? is nodman a hentai! dear god,
(pass me along some of your stuff nodman)

(just kidding)
(on topic)

what you mean G4 sucks! you suck carmans B***s nodman! G4 ROCKS!
(then again i have not seen it since i disabled cable 3 years ago)

I've got a ton, where do you want it? :P

G4, has gone down hill arrot lately... Old lame movies, Reruns of old shows from a few years ago (that are their shows), old COPS with random kids texting crap at the bottom, no more Anime (even though it was bad stuff, it beat 4 year old Reruns of their shows anyday), and much more.

[CelticFoxx]

then youtube would be kick ass again!

what if youtube became even more of a dictator?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then a small mustache would be added to the logo. I should make a Photoshop of that, I picture it and it's mildly hilarious.

What if we all tried to nominate NodMan for President due to the excellent ideas he's posted in this thread?

[NodMan]

Sounds like a good guy, I'd vote for him.

What if the next person agreed?

[Scorchedenigma]

then you would have three votes.

what if NodMan lost by one vote?

[abyssion1337]

then I'd assume that only one person voted

what if you were a lumberjack but not ok?

[daikaisho vanguard]

Then I would be online all night and sleep all day.

What if someone put a cup of coffee into your washing machine

[abyssion1337]

I don't use a washing machine, after I wear clothes I throw them out and buy more

what if you had too much disposable income?

[JinVicious]

I'd dispose of it somehow

What if this head ache I have went away?

[abyssion1337]

like such a large curse would simply go away

what if you had a cleric?

[Tazuto]

it'd go great with my paladin and mage statues

what if virtual games became a re-al-lity

[Doomimus]

Who's to say they're not... and the rest of the world is fantasy?

What if the universe were like, an atom in another universe, which was, like, an atom in yet another universe, and like... DUDE!

[abyssion1337]

ok did you get into the brownies I made earlier?

what if you were a clone?

[Tazuto]

then i would finally have someone interesting to talk to

what if he was my complete opposite?

[abyssion1337]

it could happen

what if you were a zombie?

[acutekat]

i'd organize like minded zombies into a political action group and assault the preconcieved notions of zombieness with my brazen politics and eventuall change the way the worl looks at us zombies

what if you fought the law and lost?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be breaking rocks in the hot sun

what if Buddy Holly didn't die so tragically?

[Luppi-tan]

Then Don McClean and Weezer would have had nothing to sing about.

What if pigs really could fly?

[abyssion1337]

what do you mean, Swine Flu

what if you didn't walk right into that one?

[CelticFoxx]

then id be drinking tea and eating crumpets

what if there was a better meaning to life than 42

[daikaisho vanguard]

There is. But it is alien, so it is just beyond my skill to pronounce the word.

What if the heaven fell down?

[Luppi-tan]

It would bring a new meaning to heaven on earth

What if 2012 really is the end of the world?

[CelticFoxx]

then we all will be dead that day

what if it rained cupcakes once every year?

[daikaisho vanguard]

A new umbrella design would be needed

What if not all roads lead to Rome?

[abyssion1337]

they don't and never did, it's called an expression

what if they did?

[CelticFoxx]

then we'd only live in rome, because every road made would lead us back there. no matter what.

what if your home was a CARDBOARD box?

[abyssion1337]

I'd be happy about moving out of this soup can

what if you wished upon a star? (and I know what the answer should be)

[CelticFoxx]

then id wish for PORN! (haha just kidding, id wish to be filthy rich, that way i can have everything i want... anime)

what if Pinocchio never became a real boy?

[abyssion1337]

he didn't

what if you were a mime?

[NodMan]

I'd implode my "Box" around myself.

What if it actually happened?

[abyssion1337]

I'd laugh

what if you were hooked on a feeling?

[Luppi-tan]

Then you'd be a feeling addict

What if anime and manga didn't exist?

[abyssion1337]

you still wouldn't be able to differentiate pronouns

what if you could?

[Jasonbobdude]

Um... "paint thinner"

What if that made sense?

[Tazuto]

then i would know what your talking about

what if i made a clip with dora the explorer music?

[Scorchedenigma]

meh

what if that was an acceptable answer

[jet6593]

what if Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Then someone else would post a reply.

what if I brought this back to life?

[daikaisho vanguard]

I would ask you to translate it into a Western European language.

What if those words were part of an actual language?

[Luppi-tan]

Then it would mean something like "In the house of R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu is dreaming."

What if dead Cthulhu stopped dreaming?

[abyssion1337]

he'd be waking up, still not nearly as bad as if Azathoth were to stop dreaming

what if you were pulled through a wormhole to an alien desert created by other aliens that consume everything in their path?

[CelticFoxx]

id run for my life... the FAIL.

what if i succeeded in running away from those aliens and then killing them, thus making my own planet?
i think ill call it @#$% Planet. after our worlds greatest hero, Captain Haddock.

[Scorchedenigma]

i think you just answered your own question.

what if thats what you were supposed to do in this thread?

[abyssion1337]

hmm, we seem to have entered an existential crisis

what if we actually had?

[Tazuto]

we would break the glass

what if anyone got that

[abyssion1337]

the real question is what if no one got it?

[CelticFoxx]

then you would be me : D

what if i got it?

[Waave]

Then it wouldn't be you...

What if this topic was swarmed by people who don't get it.

[Jasonbobdude]

Here I am. Anyone else?

What if I suddenly stated typing semicolons instead of question marks;

[Scorchedenigma]

that wont catch on =/ plz dont let me be wrong about that.

what if you got banned for using semicolons for question marks?

[abyssion1337]

you'd have deserved it

what if you were a member of S.T.E.A.M.?

[simpleton216]

then i would do what ever the told me to

what if south park became politically correct

[Tazuto]

then obama and that other guys whos name i forgot would have stolen that diamond

what if i remembered his name

[CelticFoxx]

then you would be god

what if tazuto was a god?

[daikaisho vanguard]

That would just be plain silly

What if we switched to something completely different?

[Luppi-tan]

Then it would become just like 95% of the other threads that are on this site that are miles away from the original topics.

What if no thread ever got off topic?

[Tazuto]

we'd be a focused people

what if we were

[abyssion1337]

we are

what if you were a boxer?

[Waave]

He would think he could beat Mike Tyson.

What if someone actually got the reference?

[abyssion1337]

the real question is what if someone didn't?

(seriously don't make obvious references and then say something stupid like that)

[Tazuto]

then i wouldnt have got it (because i dont)

what if i knew more about celebritys

[abyssion1337]

you'd have wasted a lot of space

also I'm going to stop assuming people will get references

what if I were an emu?

[Scorchedenigma]

id question how you know english or more importantly how you can use a computer to begin with

what if fish were the dominant species on the planet? i know not specific and no whales arn't fish

[abyssion1337]

well the song probably wouldn't have gone 'so long and thanks for all the fish'

what if you were vault boy?

[acutekat]

i would live in a vault and all would be right with the world because those damn pinko commies would have been burned from the earth much as if they were ants underneath a magnifine glass (cept with more exposions)


what if i had good root beer

[abyssion1337]

you wouldn't be talking about it

what if you were a wave?

[Scorchedenigma]

i would ride until i hit shore then fade into nothing.

what if waves didnt stop 0.O

[Waave]

The Waave train justa keeps on GOIN'! Oh, you're serious? Uhh, probably mass flooding and bad stuff? Oh yeah, and you'd die of hunger on that wave.

What if the wave was made of hydrochloric acid?

[daikaisho vanguard]

That would stink

What if your sweetheart were smelling like that?

[Doomimus]

I'd be surprised he weren't being eaten alive by aforementioned HCl.

What if I didn't cut my finger while peeling potatoes just now?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't have an arcane link to you

what if you sailed away with me?

[Scorchedenigma]

ohh god... well im guessing there would be alot of anime so yeah.

what if there was no anime? -_-

[abyssion1337]

then you must have joined up with my impostor

what if someone actually made spell check better at guessing what you were actually trying to spell?

[scarmullet]

The dictionaries would become useless.

What if I didn't exist.

[Luppi-tan]

There would be one less member on this site

What if we're all just figments of some greater entity's imagination, like a dream?

[Tazuto]

then he thinks poorly of me

what if abyss was the evil overlord of the dream

[Luppi-tan]

It would be a very negative and melancholy dream

What if Coldplay really did rule the world?

[abyssion1337]

then I'd know everyone was gay

what if you were a stuck in a vault that was inhabited by 10 men 20 women and one panther?

[Macavoy]

I'd tame the panther and be the king of the vault because he would protect me, and i'd have 20 wifes.

What if the panther had eaten me?

[Waave]

Then the panther would be the king of the vault and you would protect his bowels.

What if I could actually find music that works for my "NO MAN" YTP fad entry?

[Luppi-tan]

You'd be extremely lucky.

What if Dungeons and Dragons was real life, and real life was just a game?

[Waave]

We'd have moar trolls in real life AND the game!

What if someone didn't beat me to an "On a Boat" video for the "LIEK A BAWS" fad?

[Luppi-tan]

Then I might understand what you just said.

What if the muscles that you needed to manipulate to use various parts of your body mysteriously switched? like your left arm flexed your right big toe, and so on.

[abyssion1337]

I'd probably get used to it pretty quickly

what if Waave didn't spell like a lolcat?

[Luppi-tan]

Then I'd be extremely grateful.

What if the rules of the internet didn't apply?

[Tazuto]

then abyss wouldnt be the only one

what if i said im tired of waiting for Kingdom Hearts 3

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't be surprised

what if your imaginary friend Melvin suspended team 4 star?

[Jasonbobdude]

Melvin would be beaten upside the head with his own severed arm.

What if grappling hook pistols were not accurate?

[Luppi-tan]

We'd all be SOL.

What if the tiger had no eyes with which to watch us?

[abyssion1337]

It would use its awesome other senses to eat everyone anyway

what if you were a rich man?

[Luppi-tan]

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.

What if there were 100 luft balloons instead of 99?

[abyssion1337]

I'd pop one

What if you only had 1 thing left to do?

[Luppi-tan]

I'd give the nearest person the middle finger.

What if the wolf wasn't hungry?

[abyssion1337]

it would fight a shark

what if the lion didn't sleep tonight?

[Filleraol]

i would put him back to sleep with my bare fists

what if you had 1 hour left to live, and 1 billion dollars?

[Luppi-tan]

I would buy America. (It can't possibly be worth that much)

What if you could have your pick of any girl in the world?

[abyssion1337]

I take a really young one and train it essentially from birth to kill all my enimies

what if you were one of them?

[Jasonbobdude]

*dramatic shotgun pump*

What if God was one of us?

[daikaisho vanguard]

He would watch anime

What if nobody noticed that the Eiffel Tower disappeared?

[Scorchedenigma]

well it was only half finished anyway =P

what if pandas weren't so damn retarded?

[abyssion1337]

they're not and I'll kill you for that

what if you weren't a baby panda?

[Luppi-tan]

I guess I wouldn't eat shoots and leaves.

What if Abyss suddenly became nice?

[Tazuto]

what possessed you to think that you could even use "what if" to say something so impossible

what if i said i forgot how to spell impossible for a moment

[Jasonbobdude]

That would be... UNPOSSIBLE

WHAT IF MY CAPS LOCK KEY WAS BROKEN

[abyssion1337]

we'd all set upon you in the dead of night and feast on your marrow; it's the only way to be sure

what if it wasn't?

[Jasonbobdude]

Good thing it isn't really. I don't want you to feast on my marrow.

What if somebody successfully made a Gurren Lagann clip for AMV Hell?

[Kyle X]

I would watch it.. other people would watch it. It might be grand and great. It would probably be, without stumbling or mis-association, the feeling "right".

What if you people actually started answering these things correctly?

[Jasonbobdude]

It depends on what kind of pineapple you mean. I suppose anything is possible, but the hard part is getting Jeff to agree to such a proposition.

What if I understood what you meant by "correctly?"

[abyssion1337]

you'd be Tim Burton

what if you were Dan Green?

[Luppi-tan]

Then I'd know who Dan Green was.

What if both of those who knew the Coca Cola recipe suddenly died?

[Jasonbobdude]

Then that would mean that Indra Nooyi has a Deathnote.

What if I had one, too?

[Kyle X]

Then various people would die, and people who know you well enough would point the finger, and I don't mean in the fun way.

What if eye contact with a stranger on a bus could get you love?

[acutekat]

depends on the "love" you're talking about
but i tender a guess that sitcom situations would happen a great deal more often

what if utorrent didn't slow down my internets

[Scorchedenigma]

you could look at porn faster.

what if filler was relevant or at least entertaining?

[abyssion1337]

I'd say the latest Bleach filler was entertaining

what if you were a 3 legged cat?

[Kyle X]

I'd have pretty easy access for the lickin', and my life would be great. Both of these are false if it's one of my hind legs. On the plus side, I'd be special.

What if my cat would leave me alone and go bug someone else for attention? Gosh.

[abyssion1337]

I have the same problem

what if you had x-ray vision?

[Jasonbobdude]

I'm male. Just guess.

What if i owned a steamroller?

[abyssion1337]

you'd buy a giant roll of bubblewrap and do the most epic popping ever

what if Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

[Noznin]

Then H.P. Lovecraft would roll over in his grave.
What if the moom was really made out of space-cheese?

[Luppi-tan]

Then it really would be covered with mice (See the 5th Harry Potter)

What if "This" didn't amuse the tree spirits?

[Noznin]

If they are that creepy when they are happy, would you really want to see what they are like angry?
What if the matrix really does have us?

[abyssion1337]

I'm confused, what do you mean by "what if" here?

what if Xenu wasn't trying to throw all of our souls into a volcano?

[Noznin]

L. Ron Hubbard would be having a party with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
What was Willis always talking about?

[Luppi-tan]

Nobody knows.

What if Arnold didn't have to ask what Wills was talking about?

[Noznin]

Then we wouldnt have a cool catch phrase.
What if 2+2=fish?

[scarmullet]

Then Fish+Fish=School

What if I farted and caused the world to explode?

[Tazuto]

then someone else would have beat you to it

what if i said your avatar is hilarious

[Luppi-tan]

Then I would say that you are correct, sir.

What if Rome was actually built in a day?

[Scorchedenigma]

im sure the next day would be spent fixing all the buildings that fell over.

what if Lelouch is the cart driver?

[Tazuto]

then things would get done faster

what if i didnt have to zap this thread back to life so much

[Goldenwitch]

Then it would be rotting at the bottom of the thread pile

What if there was an alternate reality in which anime had never existed?

[abyssion1337]

if quantum physics is to be believed there are several

what if you lived in one of them?

[Kira2521]

My brain would be sucked in to a black hole inside my head.

What if I had a Death Note?

[acutekat]

i would be safe since im paranoid enough to keep my name mostly off the internet plus there are absolutely no pics yet on the internet

thinking about chaning that, maybeh

anyways you'd probably use the death note in some sort of play for power

what if you could have any previous president become the current president?

[Tazuto]

id vote for george washington

what if he took over the world?

[acutekat]

GO AMERICAN JINGOISM

then the world would be a lot more american

and powdered wigs would probably come back into popularity

what if all the presidents came back and had an epic battle royale

[Kira2521]

I'd pull up a chair and grab some popcorn

What if there was no such thing as AMV HELL?

[Tazuto]

the internet would have a giant hole with nothing to fill it

what if anime characters watched us like we watch them?

[Kira2521]

I would find every Yu-Gi-Oh card that I have that Jack Atlas doesn't and mock him.

What if we all got together to invent a machine that would let us send ourselves in to any anime we choose?

[Tazuto]

it would probably end up us throwing a party and getting wasted(good luck getting a non alchoolic watsed xD )

what if we did get wasted?

[Scorchedenigma]

assuming we were still in anime it would probably end with a giant robot battle.

what if the anime was Elfen Lied

[Tazuto]

id stay 1000 miles away from that girl O-o

what if she became powerless

[e1fen1ied]

then we would all get killed by Mariko

what if the anime was soul eater

[d3athth3kid]

you would be the most unsymmetrical PoS in the world and DEATH CHOP!!

What if the anime was Akira

[Kira2521]

I would change it to Yu-Gi-Oh 5D's

What if the anime was Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged

[Fortissimo]

I would buy some leather pants.

What if by law card games could only be played on motorcycles?

[d3athth3kid]

the we would play a card game for children that adults play

what if we could fly

[abyssion1337]

we'd find a way to play card games on the air

what if we had flying motorcycles?

[SquintyMccheese]

we'd find a way to play card games on the air.

waht if the question repeats?

[Shuiia]

We would repeat it some more

What if we were given 1 cybernetic augmentation to use at will what would it be and where would we put it?

[Tazuto]

mechanical brain

[CelticFoxx]

...(blank)...

what if tazuto put a what if statement?

[Tazuto]

(sorry was kinda DUR then)
then i wouldnt have to explain myself

what if i wasnt dur this morning

[Fortissimo]

Then I assume you would be Tazuto.

What if different personalities in one person were considered actual different people by the government?

[Tazuto]

then half of me would be in a insane ayslum lul

what if the didnt invent straight jackets

[CelticFoxx]

then the next best thing would to be to amputate your arms!

what if the rating system went loopy and E was M and M was E?

[acutekat]

then I would have played halo when i was twelve and would have been foreced to wait until i was eighteen to play lego star wars

[Tazuto]

what if acutekat remembered to post a what if?

[CelticFoxx]

then he wouldn't have divided by zero and caused a hole to pop up in mexico or what ever its place...

what if the world did end on 2012?

[acutekat]

i would have to eat my shoe

and it would suck

what if i posted a paradox here?

[Tazuto]

then we wouldnt be bored

what if amv mini 9 came out tomorrow

[CelticFoxx]

then i wouldn't be in it

what if i had a brain?

[Shuiia]

Then I couldn't use your head as a place of storage sadly T-T

What if the Killer7 were a real organisation?

[acutekat]

I would have fewer enemies than i do today

what if you had an arch nemisis

[CelticFoxx]

what do you mean? i already do. DAMN YOU CLOUD!!! and Tifa, and Vincent, and Yufi, and Barret, and that other guy... WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL MY SEPHY-ROTH!!!

what if me and Sephiroth actually got married?

[Fishfreeek]

then you would be marred to a corpse and wouldnt lif a happy life

what if the sky was red