[Kuwabara]

how was your day today?

[Scorchedenigma]

full of sunshine and three legged dogs.

want a beta key for HoN?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No, but a hotdog would be nice

How much?

[nipple]

only $99.95 and if you call us now, you'll get an extra piece of this crap and a video instruction.

why would you ever buy anything from them?

[abyssion1337]

no

are you the key to the gate?

[InuBokko]

yes

Whats your destination?

[abyssion1337]

Weyard

do you know what I'm thinking about?

[acutekat]

no but i think you are going to enlighten us

am i right?

[AfroZenPizza]

No, I bring no false prophecies to brighten your life.

How much for the women?

[InuBokko]

Two chickens and a horse

Whose horse is it?

[abyssion1337]

I don't know it was stolen from a communal ranch

Would you like me to tell the story of how the thief king stole slavemas?

[acutekat]

yes indeed i would

would it be a riveting tale chap?

[abyssion1337]

indeed

when and how would you like to hear the tale?

[tanis_lionheart]

Sure, Audio-Cassette narrated by Bruce Boxleitner (the guy from Babylon 5).

Have you ever tried to fart and burp at the same time?

[abyssion1337]

no, and stop being stupid

have you ever played a bad game that was actually good because of how bad it was?

[JinVicious]

Not that I recall.

Have you been amused by an anime or show because it was so horrible?

[acutekat]

could you define the sense you use horrible in?

[Useful]

Eiken

Do you need further definition?

[abyssion1337]

well, I'd like to include, Ikkitousen, which is abysmal yet still continues to get more seasons though I find it along with Eiken unwatchable

do you agree?

[Useful]

Yes. But the manga is hilarious because they got the editor/translator team they used for Halloween.

Have you read either?

[abyssion1337]

I wouldn't waste my time on that crap

can I give you burning death on a platter?

[Useful]

Whaaaaat. It's better than that! Well... Ikkitousen isn't really.

You should at least give it a try.

Will you?

Also, that platter should be kept in the killing thread.

[abyssion1337]

well, I don't think I will

why should I?

[JinVicious]

Because my Reflection told you to.

Does my reflection make me look fat?

[Filleraol]

no it's the other way around

when was the last time you used duct tape on someone?

[nipple]

just yesterday, when my cat showed inobedience

when did you?


___
btw wtf is this
This post was edited 8:40 AM tomorrow by Filleraol for no reason

[gigg44]

to shut up my sister last night

When did you first consider yourself an Otaku?

[Useful]

When my manga collection passed 100 volumes (Junior year of high school).

I like that question. How about you?

[abyssion1337]

it was ok

why are we trying to judge its value?

[Useful]

Haha, that's actually not what I meant, should have made myself more clear! In actuality I was asking the same question again, not contemplating its merit.

Get my drift?

[abyssion1337]

well yeah but I can't really say I have a good grasp of it, when Eva was just coming out in Japan, I saw the first episode with a friend and this was the first fansub I was introduced to, so I got some blank tapes and got the new episodes every few weeks, keep in mind this was when it was still being made; needless to say my childhood died pretty quickly. That's when I became and otaku

fun story right?

[JinVicious]

Didn't bother to read it.

Do you think that was rude of me?

[abyssion1337]

more that you posted about not reading it, makes it seem like you posted here just for the sake of posting, makes you seem like a troll

you are a troll aren't you?

[gigg44]

I'm not sure

Anyone out there who hasn't seen Initial D?

[JinVicious]

I haven't

Do you think I should?

[gigg44]

If you like cars yes, if you like cars yes AND IF YOU LIKE CARS YES

Was I overreacting?

[Useful]

No, I definitely like cars... but it's a little silly. For me to watch a show about cars, it has to be extremely silly. Like Top Gear.

Get my drift? :D

[abyssion1337]

Tokyo Drift?

[Useful]

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv182/LotusEnthusiast/Multi-TrackDrifting.gif

amiright?

[abyssion1337]

that's kinda bull**** isn't it?

[JinVicious]

Nah bull**** is people trying to troll you and failing at it XD

Know what I mean?

[acutekat]

totally i hate it when my friends do it

do you keep your pimp hand strong?

[JinVicious]

Yeah I do, having a Pimp Hand is a lot of work.

Is jealous of my almighty Pimp Hand?

[acutekat]

not really i have my own epic pimp hand


what was your favorite use of it?

[daikaisho vanguard]

My favourite use of his pimp hand is peeling hot potatoes, since then I don't get the burns

What's a pimp hand anyway?

[SquintyMccheese]

What's a pimp hand anyway?
this
http://www.crackedhumor.com/image.axd?picture=Pimp_Hand.ashx.jpg
You like Indian Tacos?

[abyssion1337]

not really

do you like evil pie?

[SquintyMccheese]

Depends on what kind of evil pie.

Resident Evil movie series a failure?

[abyssion1337]

I thought they sucked

is it hip to be square?

[SquintyMccheese]

yes.........it is.

Pizza Hut of Papa Johns?

[abyssion1337]

I'd rather not have either

why get pizza from a chain?

[SquintyMccheese]

it was if you had no choice but to buy from them.

how do you like your coffee.....or tea?

[acutekat]

non exsistant i don't like either

bad or worse?

[synbad2]

pretty bad

Should we through abyss to the abyss?

[acutekat]

throw and nah

hes annoying but harmless

anywho

you played company of heroes?

[synbad2]

no

Which hero are you?

[Filleraol]

the most badasss one

is summer over yet..?

[abyssion1337]

I hope so

are you undead?

[Useful]

No, but I'm not dead.

Do you think you'll live past 90?

[abyssion1337]

how the bloody hell should I know?

[Useful]

Uh, just a guess... ya know, based on how healthy you act, statistics.

I think I'll probably live to about 90, not much farther.

You?

[SquintyMccheese]

No clue about that one mate......


french toast or pancakes?

[gigg44]

Pancakes making some this saturday hmm *jamy* xD

A daily driver with 500 hp? ^^

[acutekat]

unfortunately no

drives a SUV

should i work on my paper?

[abyssion1337]

yes

should I do something evil?

[Useful]

...Yes (only disinclined to say so because of what usually happens, as funny as it is)

Target of evil deed?

[abyssion1337]

anyone unsuspecting

know how to avoid I-no's megalomania?

[Useful]

Well, if you continue to be as cynical as you usually are, it shouldn't be a problem. Cynics are almost never monomaniacal.

Unsuspecting... so not acutekat?

[abyssion1337]

who can say?

[Useful]

I say acutekat, because of the reverse psychology involved: "I'm the most obvious target, they won't mess with me!"

PARTY IT'S A PARTY COME ON PARTY GET RETARDED amiright?

[Filleraol]

YES!

Where's the booze!?

[SquintyMccheese]

In your mom's bedroom.....


what's on the radio?

[gigg44]

Some chessy music

Whats your breakfast?

[Filleraol]

today it was an apple

i'm not a breakfast person, are you?

[abyssion1337]

not really

do you like waffles?

[nipple]

who doesn't?

was that a reference?

[abyssion1337]

it was a huge reference

you didn't get it did you?

[nipple]

no I didn't and I'm totally ashamed of that fact

What was the best gig you attended? (if any)

[SquintyMccheese]

One where I didn't have to prepare anything.

What's your opinion on Marvel vs. Capcom?

[acutekat]

not really into fighting games

like marvel better

know a way around megavideo time limits?

[SquintyMccheese]

sadly no.


do you find yourself flipping your pillow to the cool side at night?

[daikaisho vanguard]

No, only the duvet

A follower og Looking for Group?

[SquintyMccheese]

Just found a way to kill time during work.
http://www.learnit.com/samples/Fireworks/FW3_Lessons/Coffee_pictures/drinking_coffee.png
Whatever happen I'm cool with it.


Which do you prefer, plasma or lcd tv?

[nipple]

CRT


Don't you have one?

[SquintyMccheese]

As a matter of fact, I do.... just looking for opinion.


How many fingers am I holding up?

[N8theGr8]

one.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[Useful]

Picked by young girls, every one.

Oh when will they ever learn, oh when will they ever learn?

[acutekat]

the day after they screw thing royally up


do you know how hard it is to watch anime on a different screen and try to type at the same time

[synbad2]

actually no, not for me

a smoking computer is bad right?

[gigg44]

Yeah not good for your health xD

Have you landed a plane?

[synbad2]

only a RC plane

have you every flown a helicopter?

[gigg44]

Only in a game

Have you ever been caught stealing something?

[synbad2]

hell no!

ever takeing candy from a baby?

[Useful]

Only because my brother stole it from me first.

So have you flown a helicopter?

[acutekat]

yes i pulled hard time in DC7 i could get you in and out of a hotspot no prob

you know what DC7 is ?

[SquintyMccheese]

Are you talking about a Douglas DC7?

[Useful]

In this particular case you're right, he's referring to the Douglas DC-7. It's not a helicopter though... and I know it's hard to find one of those in working condition in the U.S unless you work as a cargo plane captain.

That must be a quote, right?

[gigg44]

No idea

Thinks Neon Genesis Evangelion is the best anime know to mankind? ^^

[Useful]

Eheh, nope. You can go look at my post in the "Favorite Anime" thread. I think it's one of the best though.

Not at home?

[gigg44]

No I'm at home

Regretted doing/not doing something today?

[Useful]

Yeah. Regretted not going to one of my classes at 1. But not that much, the term's almost over.

[gigg44]

And your question? ^^

[abyssion1337]

it's the virus

what shall we do?

[gigg44]

Build a giant city under the earth

How should we decied who gets to live (there) ?

[abyssion1337]

with a pasta contest

who should judge?

[gigg44]

Hetalia Country Italy

Are you Italian?

[Diclonius]

I am White as White can be
Are you tall or short?

[gigg44]

Tall

Are you hungry?

[Useful]

I am White as White can be
That doesn't preclude you from being Italian...

Also, sorry about that post! I was majorly distracted, my girlfriend had just walked in.

And YES, I'm pretty goddamn hungry.

SO STOP POSTING SO I CAN GO TO DINNER!

Please?

[gigg44]

Say pretty pretty please

And what's the magic word?

[Useful]

Abrakadabra

I already said please.

Pretty please with a cherry on top? (don't really need it, I'm out-posting you anyway)

[gigg44]

Mhhh jammy Cherrys

Should Useful be aloud to eat dinner? He was nice enough to give me some cherrys ^^

[Useful]

YES HE SHOULD.

And then swordfighting... you'll let me go for that, won't you?

[gigg44]

Only if your mentor is Madonna

Get the refrence?

[SquintyMccheese]

Sorry no......it just flew right over my head.:sweatdrop:



Seriously, anyone for xbox?

[gigg44]

Have no Xbox Live anymore

Where are you now?

[acutekat]

behind you


and neither do i have any live i got bored of halo 3

playing starcraft II even though i hate it

any recommendations for good music?

[SquintyMccheese]

It depends on what type of music you listen to...




What kind of music do you listen to?

[gigg44]

Jcore, Happy Hardcore, UK Hardcore and so on xD

You think I'm mad?

[acutekat]

nope just hardcore apparently

are you hardcore?

[gigg44]

I'm not hardcore. I just like to listen to it xD

Who do you think should win the britsh vote?

[SquintyMccheese]

I think your mom should win the british vote.:D





Is that a crime?:sweatdrop:

[gigg44]

**** yeah it is xD

Want to die?

[acutekat]

not in particular

i assume you live in britian

may i hear your opinion on the matter?

[gigg44]

Nope my mom is britsh that's I get to it also it's on the news Oo

Have you ever orderd something from japan?

[SPITZtheGOD]

I ordered my girlfriend.

Doesnt everyone?

[SquintyMccheese]

not me, I'm straight.
apologies to those who thought I was a lesbian


What's your favorite frozen treat(aside from a dead baby)?

[gigg44]

2 Dead Babys

What do you think?

[SquintyMccheese]

Hmmmmmm..........not enough dead babies.:p



Who thought that was a bad question?

[gigg44]

Can't have enough Dead Babies

How many you think do we need?

[Useful]

THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs) many babies. You know what I mean.

How shall they be slaughtered?

[gigg44]

That's a hard one let see

Lemming Style!

Have you found the Lemming Easter Eag in GTA SA ?

[abyssion1337]

I haven't played the game nor do I have any desire to do so

what's the last movie you saw?

[Diclonius]

Iron Man 2 last night. it was pretty funny

P T or Z?

[SquintyMccheese]

hmmmm..... no clue what you said there mate.



now what?

[gigg44]

No Idea

how about watching Anime? ^^

[SquintyMccheese]

how about watching the new amv hell mini?

[gigg44]

****ing Awesome too much win

Loved Trapdog and the Lion King was also a good idea

What was your favorite?

[acutekat]

the austin powers bit was good

over all the videos were done very well

above par

favorite david bowie?

[SquintyMccheese]

Fame is stuck in my head at the moment, so I'll just stick with that for now.



how do you make a crepe?

[acutekat]

you pour batter onto a frier until it resembles a crepe shape then remove and suff with crepe contents


favorite opera?

[synbad2]

Phantom of the opera

What up it the sky?

[acutekat]

no engrishy make sencey you


who has a 4 year scholarship to uccs?

[SquintyMccheese]

I DON'T!! :D



How are you?

[gigg44]

I'm fine I think ^^

Waiting for F1 to start?

[SquintyMccheese]

No thanks I'm good...

Why are there locks on the doors to the convenience store that is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year?

[abyssion1337]

several reasons, now stop asking stupid questions

what if it were 5 billion years into the future?

[acutekat]

not much would change in my opinion except the ways in which we are jerks to each other

do you find it hard to type accurately while watching anime especially subbed anime

[SquintyMccheese]

Yes...yes I do....



anyone try the new Moutain Dews?

[abyssion1337]

no,

why bother?

[Kira2521]

Why indeed

Where's my f***ing cheetos?

[SquintyMccheese]

did you look in the cupboard?

[acutekat]

he probably didn't

have you noticed the large influx of newbs?

[Fortissimo]

Yes, because I tend to be aware of my own presence.

And what are your thoughts on the matter?

[acutekat]

I'm all for it

it gets old dealing with abyss day in and day out

so i say bring on teh nubs

but please stick around i hate the guys that just join for a couple of posts and then high tail it out of here with out some much as a "thank you ma'm"

what are your opinions on the old gaurd here?

[abyssion1337]

well most of the actual 'old guard' is gone, and I'm ok with the new members, for the most part, there are a few like acutekat here who are pedantic spammers

do you know the muffin man?

[SquintyMccheese]

Yes, I know the muffin man....


wh-who lives on drury lane?

[acutekat]

yes the very same man


any plans for the future?

[abyssion1337]

yes, I mean no

are you a shaman?

[Goldenwitch]

Nope but I do have a voodoo doll

What do you think about the twilight books?

[abyssion1337]

shamanism and voodoo couldn't have less to do with each other, as for Twilight, poorly written in just about every way possible, the characters are bad and one dimensional and there's nothing redeeming about it

What's the darkest thing you've seen?

[Fortissimo]

A black hole...theoretically.

Do you think proving/disproving string theory is worth the risk presented by the large hadron collider?

[acutekat]

Im all for colliding things at insane speed consiquences be damned

what are your thoughts on the ethics of smashing things into little bits?

[Useful]

In answer, I post a picture:
http://liliy.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Baccano-1.png

And of course, the physics is worth the risk... seriously, we're just not dealing with enough energy to do anything significant to the universe. At all.

Do you have a job, and if so what is it?

[Blargh]

Yes I am an enchanter.

Why do you hate me?

[Useful]

Uh... I don't hate you. Especially because your job title makes me think of one of my favorite fanservice manga, Enchanter.
http://darwinsevolutions.com/images/reviews/enchanter_300.jpg
I mean panty shot on the cover? Oh well, I love you anyway.

What's your favorite fanservice manga?

[acutekat]

not really one for fan service manga or really any manga in particular

but my favorite manga would have to be azumanga diaoh since it's the only one i own

why didn't you answer the above question ?

[Useful]

I did. He asked me why I hated him. I said he didn't.

And... I am extremely weirded out by the unintentional implication that Azumanga Diaoh is a fanservice manga.

Wait, so you only watch anime?

[gigg44]

Nope

also read Manga Anedoki, Initial D and best of all Bakuman

What do you think of the Bakuman anime coming this fall/winter?

[Fortissimo]

An anime about writing a manga in hopes that it wil get turned into an anime, meaning eventually it will be an anime about an anime within the anime...sign me up!

Were you expecting Death Note's spiritual successor to be about manga?

[SquintyMccheese]

no not really.

how long was i out?

[nipple]

hell if I know, sorry.

how do I shoot web?

[SquintyMccheese]

http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee344/cassiecallais/Myspace%20Pictures/Love.jpg
shape your hand like that^^


that right?

[Shuiia]

yah but you also need web shooting from ur wrists
(no problem for emo's >.>)
Well how do we solve the world's problems?

[acutekat]

high explosives

any problem, no matter how large, can be solved with the proper application of high explosives

anybody miss me?

[nipple]

yep, somebody shure does.


can I die of overworking?

[Shuiia]

Yup sure can, hell in Japan they got a special term for that ?_? quickly gotta enforce that in the west XD
Anyone wanna game w/ me on xbox live?

[abyssion1337]

hell no

anyone want to play Paranoia?

[Shuiia]

dunno what that is xD
So...how long till we live the life portrayed in cyberpunk literature?

[acutekat]

in a few years

once my great experiment reaches fruition

so anyone else worked in a kitchen?

[abyssion1337]

yes but not as kitchen staff of any kind

do you like awesome hats?

[acutekat]

indeed i bought a $40 one not too long ago

and it was IRISH

anyone else kind of tired of the starcraft II hype?

[thedarkmessenger]

me, but mostly just because I'm not that big into sci-fi.

Miss me?

...come to think on it...do you even remember me? O_o

[BladeGraffiti]

i don't know you but just to humor you YES!

can you rock a guitar?

[thedarkmessenger]

nope. Would like to someday, though.

Got milk?

[BladeGraffiti]

uh no.....* hides milk*
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/28/633790942613419090-GOTMILK.jpg

who have you stabbed recently?

[Chillpalazzo]

Only in the face.

99(65+32)-33x54.54^5=?

[BladeGraffiti]

= chuck norris

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[Backmask]

-1.59253632 with an exponent of 10, if I'm not mistaken. Anybody else think Kratos could beat Link in a fight.

[Backmask]

Crap, Blade beat me

[BladeGraffiti]

sniping skills are pr0

when did you get that mustache?

[jinzo64]

it's ame a mario i was born with it
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WzfiG0gpkkhiTM:http://www.destructoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/mario1.jpg&t=1

[Chillpalazzo]

You forgot to ask a question

[jinzo64]

oh so i did sorry about that

where can i find the A Team?

[acutekat]

south america fighting some kidnappers

how fast can you type?

[Chillpalazzo]

Really fast because after 60 seconds of typing I start to type like a cat and no one is able to understand what I'm meow meow meow meow

meow meow meow?

[acutekat]

right-o i have the problem that my brain doesn't go as fast as my fingers and i just sit there for a while wondering what to type

that ever happen to you?

[jinzo64]

yes i'm having that problem now can't think of question

what should my next question be?

[Backmask]

How many arms does Cynothoglys have?

Who is the best singer ever?

[jinzo64]

yomi from azumanga

How many arms does Cynothoglys have?

[acutekat]

im going with more than 2

ugg i probably should be doin more important thing right now shouldn't i ?

[Chillpalazzo]

No because without this forum Jinzo64 would go crazy and kill us all.

Do you get more action then Smurfette?

[BladeGraffiti]

no one gets more action than smurfette

when shall we be liberated from reality and led to our homeland by haruhi?

[jinzo64]

sadly never were probably all to plain and boring for he rto be interested in liberating us.

what makes you people think i'd go crazy and kill everyone without this forum?

i'm not this guy
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/4194/comedians0904pp02.jpg

[BladeGraffiti]

it's the hair dude

can you explain the theory of relativity?

[jinzo64]

yes :sweatdrop:

can you think of a harder question?

[BladeGraffiti]

i could but we'd have fried brain all over the place...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[jinzo64]

i think it was 3

where is this penguin from?
http://www.freewebs.com/hucko2/penguin.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Avatar since thats the only anime on nick ever.

Do you consider Avatar the last airbender an anime?

[Backmask]

There is hentai of it, so yeah.

If a woman says something in a forest and no one is around to hear it is she still wrong?

[jinzo64]

well since mums are women and there never wrong i guess the answer is no since they were never wrong to being with:rolleyes:

do superbugs wear capes

[Backmask]

No, super bugs wear tights and earings.

Should I eat a dead person?

[BladeGraffiti]

hey we're not here to judge your food preferences so go ahead

shall we raise hell like there's no tomorrow?

[Backmask]

No, the clean up after it would be impossible.

Shall we slightly raise hell like there will be a very boring tomorrow?

[BladeGraffiti]

meh i'm not in the mood anymore...

would skiing down the pyramids in Egypt naked be fun?

[Backmask]

King Tut did it when he was alive and he knew how to have a good time.

Is raping God a good idea?

[BladeGraffiti]

probably not but i'd still do it if it was Haruhi

how many skittles can you cram in your mouth?

[Chillpalazzo]

I'll go find out

What would you do if I choked on skittles?

[BladeGraffiti]

i would record it and post it on youtube, eventually being remixed and added to amv hell

shall we join forces to ostracize jinzo?

[Chillpalazzo]

NEVAR

Do u leik mudkipz?

[BladeGraffiti]

i leik to keel mudkipz

are your brows bigger than buttered toast?

[jinzo64]

yes they are.


why do you want to ostracize me? it's just not nice.

[Chillpalazzo]

She is jelous of you having private parts

Did I already ask this question?

[jinzo64]

yes you did and i thought bladegraffiti was a he not a she.

so which is it is bladgraffiti a guy or a girl?

[Backmask]

Bladegraffiti has no gender. It reproduces asexually.

What is the coolest thing on 4chan

[jinzo64]

it's name

what is 4chan?

[Backmask]

Go there, then go to the forum called random, or /b/. You'll find out then.

The worst Protagonist is.................

[jinzo64]

goku from dbz trust me he just is

why do people quote anime lines?

[Chillpalazzo]

to asert themselves as who they are

If there was an important but not main character in an anime/manga that was a /b/tard, would you watch/read it?

[jinzo64]

yes i would

who would you rather be kira or L

[Chillpalazzo]

Kira because apperently he gets some action.

Are you afraid of Russians?

[jinzo64]

no i fear nothing

what do you fear

[Backmask]

Nothing is pretty scary.

Explain the plot of Excel Saga

[jinzo64]

well there's this girl excel and she works for this guy who wants to do somthing and there's this little yellow things doing somthing.

explain the story of dbz

[Backmask]

3 episodes of training, 3 episodes of staring at each other, 1 episode of fighting, and 1 episode of wishing everyone was alive.

Explain the plot of Bleach.

[Chillpalazzo]

Theres this guy with orange hair. He is retarrrrded. And he has this sword, that is also retarrrrded.


Wheres the toilet?

[jinzo64]

go left then right then up the lift floor 5 go straight for 5 miles then left right left left then your watch out for toilet rape.

which is better tea or coffee

[Backmask]

coffee [Insert witty comment here]

Coolest name is..........

[Chillpalazzo]

aekiri misawa

Is your goldfish evil?

[jinzo64]

it's so evil it named it self dark aizen

who's sexier rukia or dark rukia

[BladeGraffiti]

dark rukia sexes up sexy with additional rukia yuri so there

do you want this cake?

[Chillpalazzo]

the cake is a lie

why is kenpachi so gay?

[Fortissimo]

Because women aren't manly enough to handle him.

Do you want to see a magic trick?

[jinzo64]

no thanks for i am the creator of all magic you pallor tricks mean nothing to me

whats my name

[acutekat]

dunno too lazy to look it up

what is it that you are looking for?

[XxFabiGBxX]

un sitio donde se pueda hablar espa?ol

did you understand??

[jinzo64]

yes a place where you can speak Spanish

can you speak darlek in spain

[SquintyMccheese]

As a matter of fact.....no.....no I can't.



how was it?

[jinzo64]

i was the most amazing me,soifon and zangya 3 way.

sex partner rukia or dark rukia

[nipple]

I have not a slicest idea what this is all about, but I'm gonna assume the second guess brings less consequences.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[jinzo64]

because haruhi made it

whos scarier unohana or tsunade

[nipple]

your mom.

do you know how the fridge light works?

[QUADChromatic]

Magic.

What is the capital north America

[nipple]

Banana.

I might be wrong though, am I?

[QUADChromatic]

Nope that was correct.

Who wants to visit Banana?

[nipple]

I actually have a work appointment there next year.

What is a swangoose?

[QUADChromatic]

Half wombat Half platypus.

I have five extra if anybody wants one?

[nipple]

I'll have it roasted with cinnamon

Do you want to do the cinnamon challenge?

[QUADChromatic]

No thanks i already did my cinnamon challenge for today.

Do you want a any pie.

[nipple]

Yep, a any pie would be nice.

What flavor?

[QUADChromatic]

3.1415

Still want some?

[nipple]

Well is it round or squared?

[QUADChromatic]

Both

Happy?

[nipple]

More than ever!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[QUADChromatic]

In the hands of a true artist.

can you play the mayonnaise?

[nipple]

I pretty much think so, but people say I can't

can you?

[QUADChromatic]

maybe.

Does eating it count?

[jinzo64]

yes

Is Bumping this thread allowed?

[Haar]

Perhaps.

Can I perfect my henshin and fight for justice?

[jinzo64]

Yes off course you can.

Should I buy summer dress?

[Haar]

If you want to. Just be careful to avoid getting graped by random people.

Can I get people on AnimeMusicVideos.org to actually like me?

[jinzo64]

Yes Of course you can you'll just have to be pacient.

Will i ever find true love before i'm 40?

[abyssion1337]

no but then again you won't make it to 40, sounds grim but let's just say I'm in a position to know that.

Do you believe in rock 'n roll?

[jinzo64]

Yes But I also beleive in Santa,the tooth fairy and the tooth fairy.

Do I look good in a dress whie wearing tights?

[xIsamuTM]

If you feel you look good then yes.

"Can I get an Amen, Brotha!?"

[abyssion1337]

no, never

is it time?

[jinzo64]

Yes It's time for a new question.

Are pokemon real?

[BolticThunder]

Oh, hell yes they are.

Say, do you have the feeling that someone's watching you?

[jinzo64]

No but i'm watching you.

Do you think men look good in kilts?

[Neomalysys]

**** yeah kilts are awesome!

Why can't shows like Bleach just get to the point and not have hundreds of useless episodes?

[Backmask]

Because the writers for shows like Bleach can't write for **** and don't even know what they're doing.

How can I become a little girl?

[vejtornado]

Magic, Alchemy or both.

Why can't naruto stop having useless filler episodes when there is no need for them?

[Haar]

Because the author want to make lots of money off of little kids that will stay interested in a show like that for years and he needs some time to come up with more convoluted stuff for the story.

Why are some (American) people getting so excited about Toonami's return?

[Backmask]

Nostalgia (And the possibility of reviving the anime industry in America)

Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

[vejtornado]

Yes I can and it smells like mince and tatties

Why So Serious?

[PudPuller]

Cause I havent heard tatties in a long time.

Why does backmask had a huge raging flying dick for madoka?

[abyssion1337]

Cause he doesn't want to like it, so he picks out little things about it doesn't like and magnifies them until they're the entire focus of any kind of attention for him.

Why does my girlfriend have a 10'' dick right above her pussy?

[Haar]

Because you pulled a Franken Fran and stitched it onto her.

Why haven't I watched the Mazinkaiser movie yet, despite really liking the OVAs?

[Distict5-9]

A mix of procrastination and the nagging doubt at the back of your head that tells you that the movie won't be even half as good as the series or the OVAs...

Why does the anime industry keep going more and more for the moe, normal (whiny) guy and/or straight man main characters rather than the more interesting and badass ones?

[jinzo64]

Because it's popular at the moment.

Why do we need sleep?

[Haar]

A mix of procrastination and the nagging doubt at the back of your head that tells you that the movie won't be even half as good as the series or the OVAs...

And by the series you mean Mazinger Z? Or was there a TV version of Mazinkaiser that I wasn't aware existed? (I'm hoping you'll say yes)


Why do we need sleep?
So we won't die.

Why can't I draw?

[Backmask]

Because you don't have any hands

Why is Abyssion such an autistic fanboy that gets extremely booty-bothered by opinions that differs his?

[Haar]

Because he likes to annoy you?

Why won't mai waifu talk to me?

[Distict5-9]

^ I'm sure she's just too shy at the moment...


And by the series you mean Mazinger Z? Or was there a TV version of Mazinkaiser that I wasn't aware existed? (I'm hoping you'll say yes)


Damn, I forgot that Mazinkaiser is only a 7 episode OVA... I thought Mazinkaiser was already a series and it had an OVA I'd never heard of... -_-
Sorry for getting your hopes up...

Why won't they make a show out of "Legend of Koizumi"? I mean, look at it!

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0/0/27600.jpg?v=1

[Haar]

Damn, I forgot that Mazinkaiser is only a 7 episode OVA... I thought Mazinkaiser was already a series and it had an OVA I'd never heard of... -_-
Sorry for getting your hopes up...
It's fine. I wasn't actually expecting you to say yes.


Why won't they make a show out of "Legend of Koizumi"? I mean, look at it!

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/6/0/0/27600.jpg?v=1

Because they think people will be satisfied with the OVAs. (http://myanimelist.net/anime/6946/Mudazumo_Naki_Kaikaku:_The_Legend_of_Koizumi)

Why haven't I finished playing Super Robot Wars Original Generation?

[thedarkmessenger]

Because you're too busy with life and/or other games that aren't necessarily better :P.

Why can't I think of a good question?

[Haar]

Because you're too busy with life
Nope

and/or other games that aren't necessarily better :P.
Probably


Why can't I think of a good question?

Because you're a very busy man.

Why haven't I finished watching all of the Universal Century Gundam series yet?

[thedarkmessenger]

because you're too busy watching other anime that isn't necessarily better :P

Why am I so busy?

[Haar]

Because you'll be bored otherwise.

Why can't I sing?

[thedarkmessenger]

Because it would be unfair to all the other singers who want to make it in this world if you did :P

To be, or NOT to be?