[scarmullet]

1) You turn your broken down truck into a swimming pool.

[hosokawa37]

2) You mow your grass and find a car.

[Fortissimo]

3. You use "your" instead of "you're".

[Ranma]

4)you've ever gotten stuck in your own driveway

[NodMan]

5. You were born and live in, Montana.

[hosokawa37]

6) you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

[simpleton216]

7. you enjoy watching cars turn left for 4 hours every sunday

[Shuiia]

8. You are one of these guys
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/5430/theusrsfcodenamedbubbam.jpg (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/theusrsfcodenamedbubbam.jpg/)

[simpleton216]

8. You are one of these guys
http://img532.imageshack.us/img532/5430/theusrsfcodenamedbubbam.jpg (http://img532.imageshack.us/i/theusrsfcodenamedbubbam.jpg/)

9. your reaction to the above picture is "THEY KILLED DALE!? THATS IT!!!! *runs off to sign up at walmart.

[emrfish6]

10. If this is what you call your harley

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v730/emrfish6/d34ca_redneck_harley.jpg

[tanis_lionheart]

11) You think there's only one 'Good Book', even though you can't even read it.

[N8theGr8]

12. Your entire family only has one full set of teeth when combined.

[surgeon]

13. your idea of fireworks is a gallon of gas

[Shuiia]

14. You have a wife named Betty...and it is a pick-up truck

[Tazuto]

15. your gun rack has a gun rack on it

[Shuiia]

16. You think Mountain Dew is the best drink EVER

[CelticFoxx]

17. your family only survived by reproducing with each other...

[Shuiia]

18. You still think the Cold War is going on

[hosokawa37]

19) you think fast-food is hittin a deer at 65 mph.

[emrfish6]

20. If your sister is also your cousin

[Shuiia]

21. You love dubbed anime cuz there's no Japanese in it

[hosokawa37]

22) Your dad walks you to school because you are in the same grade.

[daikaisho vanguard]

23) this is your yearly bath
http://i45.tinypic.com/31690eq.jpg

[whyilovetehanime]

24. You carry a shotgun to work...

[hosokawa37]

25) you have a home that is mobile, and 14 cars that aren't.

[Shuiia]

26. Your idea of excersise is standing up to scratch your ass

[simpleton216]

27. *this actually happend

if during a nascar race they have to stop the race to clean up a crash, so you jump over the fence and run up to a car's window to try and get the driver's autograph.

this is a video of the guy being taken by security http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeMa5xRdU8I

[hosokawa37]

28) you take a six-pack of beer to a funeral

[Ardious]

You have more guns than your family has teeth.

[scarmullet]

30) Everything in your home was a yard sale special.

[hosokawa37]

31) people come up to your home mistakingly thinking you are having a yard sale.

[Shuiia]

32. A yard sale is your only source of income

[hosokawa37]

33) you wife has said, "come move this transmission so I can take a bath."

[Shuiia]

34. Your idea of a roller coaster is sitting in the drum of a laundry machine

[XCV]

35. You learned how to brew moonshine before you could talk.

[Shuiia]

36. You never left Alabama

[hosokawa37]

37) you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband.

[NodMan]

38. You've spent more money on Guns and Ammunition than you have on cars/bills/food/etc.

[Shuiia]

39. You drive a General Lee even though you live in California

[Darthelm]

40. you constantly defend the Rebel flag

[scarmullet]

41. Words like "Carburetor" "Distributer Cap", "Roter", "Condensor", and "Fuel Pump Ballast Resistor" mean something to you.

[hosokawa37]

42) An episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

[NodMan]

43. You know more about moonshine making than anything else in life.

[hosokawa37]

44) You take your dog on a walk, and you both use the tree on the corner.

[NodMan]

45. You use "Unconventional" methods to fish.

P.S. Make some up ladies, the Jeff Foxworthy jokes are oldski...

[Shuiia]

46. you were enraged when flavored tobacco dips were declared illegal

[e1fen1ied]

47. you own your house next to a coal mine

[NodMan]

48. When you go #2 you make sure you are under a broadleafed tree.

[e1fen1ied]

49. saying that virginia and west virginia are the same place

[simpleton216]

50. you gave your daughter this for her birthday http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/helloassaultrifle.jpg

[Shuiia]

51. You're a Republican

[NodMan]

51. You can tell fake and real weapons apart by a glance.


50. you gave your daughter this for her birthday http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/helloassaultrifle.jpg

Air Soft.

[ithappens]

49. saying that virginia and west virginia are the same place

Are you trying to tell me that they aren't the same thing?!


52. If you base all your bar fighting skills from this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuigcXvcy1A

[Shuiia]

53. You celebrate the 4th of July by building a fire so big it would make the London Burning look like a bonfire

[ithappens]

54. When you fall on your face someone says "OMG all your teeth are chipped" and you reply "No they were already like that but thanks for your concern"

[NodMan]

55. You beat up someone at a sporting Event because they ordered a glass of wine.

[ithappens]

56. You beat up anyone who has a New York license plate