Lionforce1337
01-08-2012, 10:22 PM
Hi everyone. I'm gonna try to be a serious as possible for an idea this stupidly ridiculous. Don't hate too hard because I think this will actually turn into something pretty good.

-AMV FARTZ-
This little film of sorts runs off of the premise that everyone loves a good fart joke. That's what people are into these days right? Anyway... so this whole idea stems off of this one clip here: Shameless Farting Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEB2D7DofTM). Pretty bad amirite? So I wasn't thinking about doing anything else (I mean, hell this clip was rejected and everything) with this until I showed a group of friends. Their reaction was not "Holy crap get this away from us," but "Holy crap this is bad, but hilarious at the same time." I found this a bit odd so I showed it to more people. Same reaction. So I hatched a not so brilliant idea with another dude and it spawned AMV Fartz: Let's Run this Joke into the Ground. <----Working title.

Basically it's going to be a clip show of awesome or terrible fart jokes in sweet succession back-to-back. Always wanted to ruin a potentially serious scene in an anime? INSERT FART! Want a character to be even more annoying? INSERT FART! This is going to be the most awesome mash-up of fart jokes ever. Only catch. I can't do all these on my own. So here's where you guys come in. If this sounds even remotely interesting feel free to submit something and I can possibly guarantee it will get in. Remember: This is supposed to be a "So bad it's funny" video so don't worry about quality. Think of this as a Lazor Collection, but with farts. BAD farts. If people don't think I'm serious, I AM. I'm gonna make this, but how soon it's done is dependent on how much help I get. So come on guys. Let's make a shameless parody we can all laugh at at least on the inside.

SUBMISSION RULES
1) Every Video must include this sound: http://www.mirrorcreator.com/files/VUTGXKFV/Funny_sounds_-_loud_fart_0.mp3_links somewhere in the clip. IT HAS TO BE THIS FART. ANY OTHERS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED. <----That's the joke. While it does have to be that specific fart, you can pretty much do whatever else with it you want. Pitch Bending, cutting, extending it doesn't matter. Trust me, you can still be slightly creative.

2) The clip must be under 30 seconds. You're just making a fart joke. Don't draw it out.

3) Upload to mirrorcreator with megaupload or mediafire as one of the links. try to keep it .avi,.mp4, or .wmv
Send a submission titled AMV FARTZ Submission or something along those lines via my inbox here.

4) Don't kill your brain. These clips are as simple as finding a potentially serious scene and inserting a fart where an important line goes. I do have a favor though. Try to cut the background audio from the fart if there is talking. It would kind of kill the clip more than it already has been. Credits sent with submissions should look as such:
Name:
Anime Used:
Simple as that. However if you use more audio then the fart credit that too of course.

5) Any anime will work, but let's stay away from the hentai....

OTHER SHIZ
Have any questions? Shoot me a message or post a response here. I'm too lazy to make a FAQ. As far as release dates are concerned I haven't decided anything. This might be a project I'm serious about, but it is only a side one for me. GAINAXXX comes first in my books, but I will be updating this so go ahead and start sending stuff in.

That's it. ^_^ Have fun people and remember: You're not being judged on quality or anything. We're running a terrible fart sound joke into the ground.

Haar
01-09-2012, 01:14 AM
You can expect more stuff from me shortly. (In the next few days, at the latest.)

mattroks101
01-09-2012, 04:13 AM
I am soooo submitting to this. >8D

Lionforce1337
01-09-2012, 06:37 AM
I am soooo submitting to this. >8D

Woo!

Also Haar, you mentioned pitch bending and such. I don't know if I put it in the rules or not, but imma allow it provided it works. I'm thinking about making a sparta remix of that sound for the opening actually.

Haar
01-09-2012, 06:41 AM
I'm thinking about making a sparta remix of that sound for the opening actually.

I was thinking about making a Red Zone remix of the fart. Not sure if I'll go through with it though.
If you don't know what I'm referring to, just imagine this, but with farting. (www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCSVWr6YqSU) (I'll most likely attempt to do the last section of that song)

Zetsubou-Chan
01-09-2012, 06:59 AM
I guess I'll have a try at this

Sir Fluffykins
01-09-2012, 11:41 AM
Huh? Yugi, you little [fart]! You son of a [fart]ing [fart] [fart] [fart]! I'm going to tear off your [fart] and shove them right up your [fart] [fart] [fart] [fart] and then [fart] [fart] [fart] [fart] on your [fart] [fart] [fart] with [fart] [fart] [fart] in the [fart] [fart] and [fart] [fart] [fart] [fart] [fart] your [fart] [fart] [fart] so then you'll have to [fart] sideways! (slight pause) [fart]! Hmm? (looks up and sees Téa) Oh, hi there.

Haar
01-09-2012, 02:12 PM
Whoa. There is already a 【レッドゾーン】 FART ZONE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nNBDMvfEs) video out. Too bad it doesn't use the approved sound effect, otherwise I'd just be lazy and use part of that.

Lionforce1337
01-09-2012, 03:06 PM
Whoa. There is already a 【レッドゾーン】 FART ZONE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2nNBDMvfEs) video out. Too bad it doesn't use the approved sound effect, otherwise I'd just be lazy and use part of that.

Regardless that was pretty awesome though. The only reason I mentioned a sparta remix for an opening is because I have it planned out and all already in my head. Which is probably just code word for its not entirely there.

Outlaw
01-09-2012, 11:06 PM
Don't accept videos from mattroks until he releases paradise 4!

UTF
01-10-2012, 12:31 AM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/why.jpg

Haar
01-10-2012, 02:31 AM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/why.jpg

Short Version: Spite. Pure and Simple.

Longer Version: Lionforce1337 is surprised/angry that the clips he actually put effort into got rejected and is getting revenge.

Lionforce1337
01-10-2012, 04:14 AM
Short Version: Spite. Pure and Simple.

Longer Version: Lionforce1337 is surprised/angry that the clips he actually put effort into got rejected and is getting revenge.

Not entirely really. More amused that angry. I just felt like running a joke into the ground. If it secondarily fulfills the aforementioned "goal" then that is just icing on the cake. This is merely supposed to be fun.

Yes I'm aware I described it differently on the other site, but I also typed that drunk and extremely tired.

Bottomline: A friend suggested I do this, and I'm stupid enough to take him up on the offer. Everyone wins.

Haar
01-10-2012, 04:16 AM
Is it okay if I make a thread for this on AMV.org? I'll give you credit, of course.

Lionforce1337
01-10-2012, 04:19 AM
Go ahead. I personally don't have an account on the site anyway due to bad vibes from that place. So if anyone's gonna do it, it ain't gonna be me. =P Have fun with it and don't post anything I wouldn't. You know, if I posted on that site.

Haar
01-10-2012, 04:22 AM
Bad vibes? As long as you don't say/do anything retarded they're a nice bunch. Of course, the fact that I'm asking for help making a farting vid might have questionable results... We'll find out, though

Lionforce1337
01-10-2012, 04:29 AM
Not sayin its a bad place. It could have just been that one day I browsed there, but everyone came off as elitists. I don't believe the entire site is like that, but I'm not gonna risk being proven wrong. =p

Haar
01-10-2012, 04:36 AM
For the most part, as long as you don't just string some random hardsubbed Divx encoded Naruto clips to a Linkin Park Song or break the rules regarding graphic sexual content and/or intense entrail-tastic violence, you'll be fine. That being said, I'm going to have to find a different host for my Violence Jack AMV.

Haar
01-10-2012, 05:04 AM
And now we wait for more entries. (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=37&t=107915) Of course, I'm not really that well known there, so this probably won't get much attention from the Org.
I think most of us know how poorly acquiring new content for AMV.avi went over there...

Lionforce1337
01-10-2012, 07:29 PM
That was .avi though. Something tells me more people will be interested in a fart joke than a hentai clip.

Haar
01-10-2012, 07:46 PM
I suppose you have a point, but I still remain skeptic, considering how serious some of them act about these sorts of things.

N.P.C.C.
01-10-2012, 08:12 PM
I have a feeling if i start posting there i would go back to the dark side. (trolling)

Lionforce1337
01-12-2012, 11:51 PM
I demand that this be pushed ahead of .avi 2 in the list. So meh.

EvilestDeath
01-30-2012, 04:09 PM
Bump for bumpin bumpitude

Lionforce1337
02-07-2012, 09:04 PM
Oh right, this still exists. =P

Haar
02-07-2012, 09:12 PM
I should get to finishing up some more entries

UTF
02-08-2012, 02:59 AM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/this_thread_is_bad.jpg

Haar
02-08-2012, 03:04 AM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Ultimatetransfan/Reactions/this_thread_is_bad.jpg

Blame Lion. Sure, it's my fault, too for condoning to this silly project and whoring it out so much on separate sites, but... you know what, never mind. It's pretty much exclusively my fault for not letting this thing die, now.

Lionforce1337
02-09-2012, 03:38 AM
Nah I'm not gonna let it die. I think I made the point that it's supposed to be bad. Or did I not mention that?
http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/574321-Liege/321/105/11098_spiderman_crossover_fluttershy_macro_spider_ man_spiderman_spiderman_is_a_pony_display.jpg

Lionforce1337
03-05-2012, 03:42 AM
Nope. Still not killing this yet. Have fun being bumped up you awesome thread you. needless to say, I can't believe I'm actually getting submissions for this.

Haar
03-05-2012, 03:44 AM
I've got to come up with a few more. Maybe after I'm done with my AMV Hell 6 submissions...

Lionforce1337
03-05-2012, 07:25 PM
Yeah. I'm putting all my focus into preparing Gainaxxx for its debut at MTAC, you know once ED finishes it. And then I'm gonna work on some clips for the video game one. So This is probably gonna take awhile to get going again.

Lionforce1337
05-12-2012, 08:08 PM
Boom! Can you say revival? Not sure what the point of reviving this is, but I am. Now that Gainaxxx is mostly finished and AMV Hell 6 submissions are over with, it's time to see if anyone is still sending stuff in. =P

jeremyhac
05-28-2012, 02:53 PM
Is the deadline past? Cuz I want to submit one to this.

Haar
05-28-2012, 03:30 PM
As far as I know, submissions are still open.

Lionforce1337
05-29-2012, 02:41 AM
Is the deadline past? Cuz I want to submit one to this.

Submissions are still open. I'm not cutting them until I get 30 minutes of crap or until school starts back. Whichever comes first.

jeremyhac
05-29-2012, 05:08 AM
Ok great, you should be hearing from me within the next 2 weeks.

Lionforce1337
05-29-2012, 05:29 AM
Ok great, you should be hearing from me within the next 2 weeks.

Alrighty, I'll be eagerly awaiting.