[Backmask]

First time actually doing something like this.
The rules are basic, someone posts an archaic rap quote, then the next person must decipher the quote, then post an archaic rap quote below their anwer.
Example of post:
(Deciphered archaic rap quote)
(Archaic rap quote)

Starting quote:
Frozen water, frozen water, infant

[Kelevra]

Ice Ice Baby. My turn!

Halt! The time of the hammer is upon us.

[Backmask]

Stop, hammer time

They observe me using my automobile, they are prejudiced.

[Kelevra]

They see me rollin', they hatin'

I enjoy large posteriors, and I am unable to deceive.

[Backmask]

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

Remove thyself from mine path, wench. Step aside, step aside.

[Kelevra]

Move! Get out the way, Get out the way (?) (that one's tough)

This one is awful. I'm gonna give most away lol. It has to do with Kanye West and Taylor Swift and it's not a song XD lol probably already gave it away.

I am merry for thee and shall permit thee to conclude, however lady beyonce doth possess one of the finest musical moving pictures of the entire epoch. OF THE ENTIRE EPOCH.

[Haar]

How did this thread die so easily?

Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time! OF ALL TIME.

Turn your attention to the air, it is an avian creature, it is a flying machine. It is Spock, the surgeon of funk using Siddhartha on a locomotive. How intoxicated? So intoxicated that I may buss the air

[Kaiju]

"Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane It's the funk doctor spock smokin buddha on a train HOW HIGH? So high that I can kiss the sky "

Popular Gentlemen need not gaze at thy sudden impressive inflammatory bursts. Thou simply turn hundreth eighty degree's and stride forth.

[zemoo]

"cool guys don't look at explosions. they blow things then and walk away"

there is nary an individual at the intersection of two streets with such a haughty disposition as that which we liken to ourselves.