[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

RULES: NO PONIES!!!!!!
RULE 2: NOTHING UNRELATED TO THE TOPIC
- 8/3/2012

Don't know if there is any big Metalocalypse fans on here, And i know this thread isn't "anime-related". I just felt there should be a thread for it. Discuss anything about Metalocalypse here, Like, Favorite character, Favorite moment, Theories, video's, pictures, all that crap and ect.

One thing that confuses me about this series, Is the Manager Charles Foster Ofdensen (CFO), I was talking about this with Mad, theorizing maybe he is the Anti-Christ, supporting the band members bringing about the apocalypse. And the band members themselves are reincarnations of the 4 horse men. But! There's 5 members...So, one of them isn't one of the horsemen, But i read somewhere that Toki may be Jesus Christ reincarnated, as offensive as that sounds. lol

Another thing that confuses me is the military group, I'm assuming the leader is either Satan himself or God. But, i honestly have no idea...

On another note....RELEASE..THE KITTIES!!!! D<


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwaD9tb1P50
Brutal-ness D< heheheh


I have a feeling this thread will die within a day or two. lol xDD And, Guthix, I just have a feeling your probably going to come in here and say a smart-ass comment.

[vejtornado]

love metalocalypse *goes away to watch some more episodes*

[Guthix]

0_0

[!Je$u$!]

lol Metalocalypse ftw got all the seasons on my PC. one of there best songs :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1bif8TsDRM&feature=related

[Kaiju]

Meh

[!Je$u$!]

Another thing that confuses me is the military group, I'm assuming the leader is either Satan himself or God. But, i honestly have no idea...

Apparently the leader is Mephistopheles a demon featured in German folklore. From what i've seen in the bonus DVD content.

[Backmask]

The show's... okay. The band is pretty good - baby's first deathmetal band - but pretty good, regardless. The Fanbase on the other hand is a bunch of little ****s who think they know everything about deathmetal, and when challenged to name some deathmetal bands other than Dethklok, they respond with "Slipknot, Disturbed, Korn, and Drowning Pool" (None of which are deathmetal).

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

The show's... okay. The band is pretty good - baby's first deathmetal band - but pretty good, regardless. The Fanbase on the other hand is a bunch of little ****s who think they know everything about deathmetal, and when challenged to name some deathmetal bands other than Dethklok, they respond with "Slipknot, Disturbed, Korn, and Drowning Pool" (None of which are deathmetal).

Yeah..I've seen my share number of fans who think they know everything about metal too, and about how they're so brutal and "dark". It's just stupid lol I must admit though, I do like the bands you listed above, But i agree, those bands aren't DeathMetal at all. Personally, I think Dimmu Borgir is the blackest DeathMetal..If it's even considered that. lol


Apparently the leader is Mephistopheles a demon featured in German folklore. From what i've seen in the bonus DVD content

Oh wow! That actually makes sense lol D< xDD :P


Meh
>3> D< ;P What, you don't like Metalocalypse? xDD D< Silly Kaiju

[!Je$u$!]

lol probably true. But i for one actually listen to metal, the vast majority of it being death metal. A couple of favourites being Arch Enemy, One man army and the undead quartet, As i lay dying, used to like Cradle of Filth but there new **** isn't that great and my top death metal band is Cannibal Corpse and has been for years. One of my favourite songs posted below soz for going off topic lol. in the vid check George's shirt :P (vocals)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgnEU77kcA8

[BulletproofTophat]

The show's... okay. The band is pretty good - baby's first deathmetal band - but pretty good, regardless. The Fanbase on the other hand is a bunch of little ****s who think they know everything about deathmetal, and when challenged to name some deathmetal bands other than Dethklok, they respond with "Slipknot, Disturbed, Korn, and Drowning Pool" (None of which are deathmetal).

Figured I'd give this a try myself.

Mayhem
Burzum
Heaven shall burn
Enslaved
Kataklysm
Decapitated
Dimmu Borgir
Arch Enemy
Cannibal Corpse
Waking the Cadaver.

How'd I do? I've listened to some Death Metal, but I'm more of a power metal kinda guy.

[Kaiju]

>3> D< ;P What, you don't like Metalocalypse? xDD D< Silly Kaiju

I share the same opinion as Back. The show is just...okay. There is nothing truly spectacular about it, and I'm not a big fan of metal, especially when the lyrics are unintelligible. Like most modern TV shows it fails to capture my interest. Not even MLP succeeded (it's okay, the fandom is filled with complete morons however), nor has the Regular Show (which is ****), Adventure Time (which is just...meh), and Metalocalypse is no exception.

[Neomalysys]

http://youtu.be/4tIArdCFzX8
The instrumental track from Brendon Small's solo album Galaktikon.

[NodMan]

"So tell me Jaghoff... which hand do you write with!?!!"

Lawl.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-i9nWnhUIE
Sexy ****, I tell yhew what.

[emrfish6]

I like how they gave some background to Magnus, though I hope they give some more in future episodes

[nipple]

Mayhem
Burzum
Black Metal



Heaven shall burn
The name sounds somewhat metalcore-ish, haven't heard them though.



Dimmu Borgir
Arch Enemy
Cannibal Corpse

These are most close to "death metal", being sympho~, melodic~ and brutal~ subgenres accordingly.

Anyway, your best go for death metal would be "Death" imo

*edit* seems like the other bands you mentioned are ok, just haven't heard of them

[jinzo64]

I downloaded some music for free from amazon I think it would be classed as metal
Alter Bridge
Black Stone Cherry
Devil Driver
Dream Theater
Korn
Lamb Of God
Mastodon
Opeth
Royal Republic
Staind
Trivium

[NodMan]

I want to explore Andromeda's Crevice...

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

http://i.imgur.com/zzxXt.gif
D< ♥

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

Hey yeah, I know i'm spamming my own thread but this has been killing me

What episode is this GIF from?? Ofdensen drumming? (If anyone knows that is lol D<) ****ing badass..I'll be a sadddd pannddaaa if this is edited.
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45iq85PPj1qmj5rt.gif

[BulletproofTophat]

Black Metal


The name sounds somewhat metalcore-ish, haven't heard them though.


These are most close to "death metal", being sympho~, melodic~ and brutal~ subgenres accordingly.

Anyway, your best go for death metal would be "Death" imo

*edit* seems like the other bands you mentioned are ok, just haven't heard of them
What, might I ask, is the difference between black and death metal then?

PS:Listening to some Death, sounds ****ing fantastic.

[nipple]

What, might I ask, is the difference between black and death metal then?

From my perspective, death metal is more technically challenged, more quality-oriented, while black metal has more to do with the atmosphere/"raw" sound, sometimes instrument parts being hardly distinguishable from each other. Overall, DM musicians are seen as better players, while BM pricks are more fond of painting themselves and barely having any musical skills whatsoever (excluding some old bands). They also sell audiotapes to this day.

[NodMan]

*Click* I tags you Pickles!

Hahah.

[Backmask]

What, might I ask, is the difference between black and death metal then?

PS:Listening to some Death, sounds ****ing fantastic.

Generally, black metal is one of the many sub-genres of death metal. In terms of sound, vocals are the only prominent difference as black metal focuses on screeches rather than growls. It should also be noted that black metal is generally categorized based upon the lyrical themes of the band as black metal's name is derived from the "black arts/dark arts." Because of this, the bands that sing about witchcraft, Satanism, LeVeyan satanism, or the occult are classified as black metal. The other thing is that most of them are Grimdark McEdgy teenagers who want to rebel against their parents.

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIYY0VlqGD8
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/+_64aaef5446d61f31984e91f231b5cee5.jpeg
My Favorite-tist moment in the whole series.....♥

[NodMan]

"Use the photos from the file marked 'Congressman Murderface'. Do not! Use the photos from 'My Personal Account'!"

Haha.

[Evileel]

black metal focuses on screeches rather than growls
So much of fuss about this Metal Science.
Anyways my contribution as Deathklok and Ponies fan:
http://i47.tinypic.com/25u06rd.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3T03u_akik
Yes, youve heard right. Deathklok agrees that Fluttershy is the best pony ^_^

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

YOU DARE BRING PONIES INTO A METALOCALYPSE THREAD?! YOU MUST DIE! lol Joking..but super seriousllyyy D;


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxTTlko-0Pw
I understand your pain Pickles </3 ahahah

[NodMan]

"Who is that old guy supposed to be? Santa Claus or something!?"

[bloodlover1987]

http://i.imgur.com/xJT2j.png

[Guthix]

attensionwhore^

[bloodlover1987]

http://i1084.photobucket.com/albums/j404/Akatsutsumi/MetalocalypsePONIES.jpg

[BulletproofTophat]

http://i.imgur.com/xJT2j.png

Ponyfags, they ****ing ruin everything.

Although, I do like how Murderface's talent is specifically not Bass.

[bloodlover1987]

http://pf8.corpseclothing.com/metalocalypse-mcp613.jpg

[HeyHeyHeyStayOuttaMyShed]

No more ponies in my thread please~ D< Thanksss~
http://i.imgur.com/vhTVF.gif
On another note, I like yaoi, but...I cannot stand Metalocalypse yaoi, gay-pairings, whatever. Everytime I see an image of Toki x Skwisgaar it makes me wanna puke lol xD D< lol
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs7/f/2006/343/d/3/Not_Gay_by_halobender.png