N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 07:54 PM
Can you talk like me

Flow as river into sea

Speak Haiku and see

http://j.whyville.net/smmk/whytimes/article?id=5730

Haar
07-12-2012, 07:58 PM
Mecha shows are cool

Robots fire some missiles

Lots of people die

N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 08:06 PM
Mecha shows are cool

Robots fire some missiles

Lots of people die

You watch for the men

Stop lying to yourself bro

We all know the truth


Edit post i must

For as the world can see clear

Haar's second line lacks

Haar
07-12-2012, 11:13 PM
You watch for the men

Stop lying to yourself bro

We all know the truth

That is not true, dude

I just like fighting robots

How can you say that?


Edit post i must

For as the world can see clear

Haar's second line lacks

And how is that so?

Syllables look right to me

Count them again, kid

N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:35 PM
Edit and fix it

"Robots fire some missiles"

Your post is not right.

Haar
07-12-2012, 11:38 PM
You are mistaken

"Fire" is two syllables

Same goes for "missiles"

N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:40 PM
And now i see clear

I would often ignore pause

My bad i ****ed up

Haar
07-12-2012, 11:43 PM
That is okay, son

Now back to the robot thing:

Forgot Godannar?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xef0c_godannar-opening_news

N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:58 PM
That is okay, son

Now back to the robot thing:

Forgot Godannar?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xef0c_godannar-opening_news

Why must you post this?

Weird anime for weird guys

Chick had a nice rack

Haar
07-13-2012, 12:00 AM
Normal anime?

Does that stuff even exist?

She was seventeen.




I almost forgot.

Posted to disprove your thought

The thing about guys

zemoo
07-13-2012, 12:22 AM
some haiku are cool

but they don't always make sense

refrigerator

Haar
07-13-2012, 12:26 AM
Best lyrics ever:

In the fire! Break it down! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcxloIP5mQ#t=0m58s)

Gotta love Engrish.

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 12:57 AM
Normal anime?

Does that stuff even exist?

She was seventeen.

To an otaku

There are always standards here

cops, she looked eighteen!



I almost forgot.

Posted to disprove your thought

The thing about guys

Lie all you like to

I will not stop delusion

Only you can quit.

Haar
07-13-2012, 01:02 AM
To an otaku

There are always standards here

cops, she looked eighteen!

Shows about small girls?

That's all you want me to watch?

No, I don't think so.




Lie all you like to

I will not stop delusion

Only you can quit.

There's a big difference

It is not like I like guys

I just like those shows



And another thing:

She married an older man

Laws are different there.



Tokusatsu's cool

Kamen Rider's addictive

Watching four of them.

SleeplessPanda
07-13-2012, 01:19 AM
Once You Go Panda
You Never Want Another
Prepare Thy Booty

>=3

Haar
07-13-2012, 01:22 AM
That's debatable

There's evidence against that

And lots of it, too

Woy
07-13-2012, 06:49 AM
Fans of Duchovny,
Watch Mexicopulation (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=185974)...
You might enjoy it.

LawRayLiet
07-13-2012, 07:00 AM
It wasn't half bad.
But it did seem really short.
Keep up the good work.

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:08 AM
I need username

Unless i'm using it wrong

That site is Bull****

LawRayLiet
07-13-2012, 07:11 AM
Yes, of course you do.
I'm surprised you don't have one.
That's the org for you.

Woy
07-13-2012, 07:13 AM
ThanX a lot my friend,
I wanted it like the op'
of the live serie.

Woy
07-13-2012, 07:16 AM
Arf, it took me long...
I wanted to answer Law.
Haiku are quite tough...

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:23 AM
Yes, it can be tough.

I've edited like two times.

And i thought haar botched.

Jazean
07-13-2012, 07:27 AM
Quite Interesting

The random stuff we post here

time to wander off

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:37 AM
Quite Interesting

The random stuff we post here

time to wander off

A loan soul wanders

Winds are heard in his silence

I wish him the best

Haar
07-13-2012, 01:35 PM
That big virus 'hoax '

Turned out to be the real thing

My internet's down


Fans of Duchovny,
Watch Mexicopulation (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=185974)...
You might enjoy it.

Wow. And here I was

Thinking no one watched this show

Seems I"m not alone

Guthix
07-13-2012, 01:49 PM
why?

why?

why?

Haar
07-13-2012, 01:58 PM
why?

why?

why?

Our friend explained this:

He was checking if people

could stay on topic

yellowedge
07-13-2012, 03:13 PM
I like Bakuman
Please publish Ashirogi
Shonen Jump Alpha

Also Pokemon
You all know the next line, bro
Gotta Catch Em All!

Haar
07-13-2012, 03:25 PM
I have been watching

Kamen Rider Agito

It's kind of boring


The theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCP_IFu900) lied, too

Ready to go, count zero?

Lies. Nothing happens!


I should be fair, though

Only seen two episodes

I"ll just keep watching


Some people tell me:

Heisei Riders best's Kuuga

I don't believe that


Ryuki's the best

Kabuto is also good

Can't say for Showa


Some dudes say to me:

"Showa's better than Heisei"

They're probably right
http://oi50.tinypic.com/n3ugw8.jpg

Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:00 PM
^^^all thead above
You see, a haiku (by the way, it's pronounced high-kuu) has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last line. This is a great way to pass some time.
A haiku is a short poem, usually about nature. But here's the tricky part: It's only three lines, and there have to be a certain amount of syllables in each one.

http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/145/9/1/rage_faces_by_shishywonka-d3h8gca.png

Haar
07-13-2012, 05:05 PM
Yes, you are correct

That's why I divided those

They're just related

Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:07 PM
Yes, you are correct 4

That's why I divided those 6

They're just related 4

-_-

Haar
07-13-2012, 05:10 PM
It seems that our friend

miscounted my syllables

Count those again, son

Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:17 PM
It seems that our friend

miscounted my syllables

Count those again, son

...
nevevermind, i just remembered what the word sylable mean

Haar
07-13-2012, 05:36 PM
That's fine. No harm done.

It's really all in good fun

Why am I rhyming?


On a different note:

No, I have no waifu, folks

I was just joking


Anime girls whine

The only ones I like are:

Michiko and Clare
http://oi47.tinypic.com/hswc8z.jpghttp://oi45.tinypic.com/2la3dqu.jpg


Of course, I"m biased

There are probably some more

But not many, though

Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:53 PM
zawwa zaaaawa

Haar
07-13-2012, 06:38 PM
You mean Mikoko?

That's clearly Kaiji's woman.

She's just some crack whore
http://oi48.tinypic.com/eitq90.jpg

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 08:56 PM
Let's not be unfair.

I've seen you whine just as much.

Something in common.

Haar
07-13-2012, 09:03 PM
That's irrelevant

Not like I want a girl to

Their whining is worse

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 09:08 PM
That's irrelevant

Not like I want a girl to

Their whining is worse

Man who moans as bitch.

Find words deaf echoed astray.

Thus., a dog stays lost.

Haar
07-13-2012, 09:18 PM
Let me get this straight

So you are trying to say:

I'm dying alone?

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 09:23 PM
Let me get this straight

So you are trying to say:

I'm dying alone?

You're spouting crazed.

Therefore no one will listen .

And you will stay lost.


It's a modified

version of a haiku i

made absent wind talk.

Haar
07-13-2012, 09:39 PM
Now I understand

Thank you for clarifying

Now, new subject time


When the sin is cast,

The "subs in AMV" sin

Hit and run with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2v-8ctq5x4)

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 10:00 PM
No, it will not work.

They will call "You are a troll!"

Find alternative

Haar
07-13-2012, 10:05 PM
That's the idea

I gave up on helping kids

I want to do this

N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 11:51 PM
At times it's adults

Which is even sadder now.

Youtube is a hell.

Haar
07-13-2012, 11:54 PM
I meant "manchildren"

The only "real" kids are girls

Or are those girls cops?


You know what they say:

No girls on the internet

Are the guys cops, too?

N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 12:57 AM
We are all man-childs.

I'm not sure if there is grey.

That's how it is here.

Haar
07-14-2012, 01:10 AM
at least some of us

mostly act like we're adults

or at least try to


But let's be honest

This site is full of neckbeards

Good for taunting, though

N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 03:58 PM
The funny thing is

I don't think my facial hair

Counts in that sense yo

Haar
07-14-2012, 04:40 PM
The guys that have those

freakouts from criticism

are the true neckbeards

N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 10:06 PM
Why would they freak out?

There are worse things to be called.

Silly silly guys.

Haar
07-14-2012, 11:48 PM
Indeed. That they are.

Maybe they are just crazy.

It's new subject time:


AMV concept:

"America, **** Yeah!" with

F.P.A. (http://gineipaedia.com/wiki/Free_Planets_Alliance) footage
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Free_planets_alliance.png

N.P.C.C.
07-15-2012, 05:52 AM
Not sure i get it.

Financial planning People?

What concept is that?

jinzo64
07-15-2012, 09:29 AM
This going to sound daft for someone of my age not to know,But what is a syllable?
and how do work out how many are a word?

Haar
07-15-2012, 12:02 PM
Not sure i get it.

Financial planning People?

What concept is that?

Space America. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk01FF4VVAM)

That's what the FPA is

Just look how they act (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6CbFx7Z8io)


This going to sound daft for someone of my age not to know,But what is a syllable?
and how do work out how many are a word?
Each beat in a word

Just count them with your fingers

You'll get used to it.
http://www.primaryconcepts.com/images/1309_l.jpg

zemoo
07-15-2012, 04:00 PM
This going to sound

daft for someone of my age

not to know,But what


is a syllable?

and how do [you] work out how

many are a word?

a word you don't know?

open a dictionary

answer is in there

Woy
07-15-2012, 04:51 PM
Look at that boby!
I'm sexy and I know it...
Haha! I work out!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p5ja6ZY-OuQ/TXVBYGXjeLI/AAAAAAAABT4/OcoUaiRdDdc/s1600/tortue%2Bgeniale%2B23.jpg

Guthix
07-15-2012, 04:59 PM
you know i understand myself not knowing cuz english aint my first language but your from britain jinzo wtf

jinzo64
07-15-2012, 05:13 PM
I'm bad at spelling and certain things confuss me.
language isn't one of my strong points.

Haar
07-15-2012, 05:18 PM
Nothing's going on,

Just watching Tytania.

Almost done with it.

jinzo64
07-15-2012, 05:30 PM
I'm Giving it go but

might be doing it wrong

just watching Black lagoon

Haar
07-15-2012, 05:40 PM
I'm Giving it go but(6)

might be doing it wrong(6)

just watching Black lagoon (6)

Close, but no cigar.

I feel you'll soon perfect it

Try not to give up.




I'm watching two shows.

One of them is pretty long.

That's LoGH

Woy
07-15-2012, 05:59 PM
But... no problem there,
The solution stays the same:
a dictionary!

Haar
07-15-2012, 06:08 PM
I am 'Merrican.

I need no dictionary

'Cause I'm good like that.


And that being said,

unlike lots of 'Merricans

I know about stuff

Dajore Niseny Elph
07-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Most are doing well.
Others need a lot more time.
Practice makes perfect.

Try random phrases.
You will soon be astonished.
You will write quite well.

Why did I do that?
It sounds so dull and boring.
What was I thinking?

Told you it would work.
Now find your own style my friends.
Taste the Rainbow, bitch.

Haar
07-16-2012, 08:19 PM
Just got done watching

Mazinkaiser SKL.

It was really good.


It's an OVA

with some partial nudity.

Didn't bother me.

EvilestDeath
07-16-2012, 08:31 PM
Your penis my mouth
Is that really a question
Where do I sign up


a-yup

nipple
07-16-2012, 08:53 PM
This evening I learned

One doesn't simply know what

A syllable is




*edit - grammer

Jazean
07-17-2012, 06:52 AM
solace found at night
broken by a ringing phone
she's crying again.

I always answer
at all hours any day
i must be stupid

she is not my girl
she said we are just friends
but its me she calls

I always answer
she says she must go away
so she can't cause pain

so i sit alone
in silent darkness thinking
slowly typing these

is it worth her hate
to try and console her now
or should I just wait

patience not my suit
but I stand in a minefield
recklessness is death

sorry for the rant
facebooks not the place for this
I needed to vent.

so how is everyone
how were your respective days
better than my own?

nipple
07-17-2012, 05:08 PM
To see you again

Is so very nice indeed,

I **** you not, Jaz.


To help or not to,

There's only one answer

In the time of need.


Not stupid you are,

Spent your precious time doing

What you think is right.


On the other note

What I'm doing is playing

Binding of Isaac

tengutenga
07-17-2012, 05:33 PM
Men play with dolls too.
The most popular ones are
Touhou characters.

A pony can do,
So many things while on fours,
Except masturbate.

Haar
07-17-2012, 06:09 PM
Men play with dolls too.
The most popular ones are
Touhou characters.

I don't play with dolls

I collect mecha models.

At least, I plan to.

Jazean
07-18-2012, 07:44 AM
Nice to see you too
I never really left here
I mostly lurk now

thanks for the support
girls confuse me oh so much
understand them not

they aren't dolls I say
they are space marine figures
for the emperor!

Kaiju
07-18-2012, 12:06 PM
http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/godzilla_01.jpg

Jazean
07-19-2012, 05:37 AM
trying to avoid
using laughter as my words
nope I can't do it

bwa ha ha ha ha
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
I sound like mandark

nipple
07-19-2012, 06:25 AM
Suppressing the urge...

"Sound" is two syllables

I feel better now

Jazean
07-20-2012, 06:11 AM
i'm from michigan
our accent is quite strange
so i might misspeak

next time i'll use laugh
that's only one syllable.
despite the accent

LawRayLiet
07-23-2012, 05:04 AM
We're on the same team.
Why must you try and hide it?
You must have gone mad.

N.P.C.C.
07-23-2012, 09:34 PM
Team is illusion.

Alliance is formed of needs

Ambition is cruel.

Haar
08-01-2012, 12:40 AM
Why did this thread die?

Can't you folks into English?

Just pick up the pace.

yellowedge
08-08-2012, 12:12 AM
Haiku Isn't Hard
You just count the syllables
I am still alive

Haar
08-08-2012, 01:03 AM
Some people can't count.
Personally, I don't mind much,
As long as they post.

yellowedge
08-10-2012, 01:18 AM
K H D D D
Lots of plot but little game
Make way, K H 3!

yellowedge
09-11-2012, 09:19 PM
Like the moon over
the day, all my brains and brawn
are lost on these fools

Haar
10-06-2012, 06:32 AM
Often I question:

Why do I come to this site?

I must be quite bored.




And another thing:

Just why am I still awake?

It's very late, here.

N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 12:29 AM
That which was once dead

The fates let it be revived

Make a new Haiku

urahara1001
03-09-2014, 12:54 AM
A haiku on what?
Well, how about your waifu?
She sucks on my d**K

Sorry, I had to
No hard feelings to you, man
Opening was there

N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 01:03 AM
Niggas Outrageous!

To speak of such blasphemy

Go **** yourself son

Backmask
03-09-2014, 02:24 AM
Niggas Outrageous!

To speak of such blasphemy

Go **** yourself son

That's pretty gangsta

To throw down such **** talking

You are the nigg-est

Haar
03-09-2014, 02:42 AM
Wait, are you guys stoned?

I don't know what's happening.

Fill me in, autists.



Forgot to mention.

My waifu is the best one.

Accept this as truth.

http://i.imgur.com/3Rm6A7v.png

Backmask
03-09-2014, 02:48 AM
Forgot to mention.

My waifu is the best one.

Accept this as truth.

http://i.imgur.com/3Rm6A7v.png

Morrigan is ****

The Ryu of Darkstalkers

git gud with Jedah

SuperLoliSentai
03-09-2014, 02:59 AM
Wait, are you guys stoned?

I don't know what's happening.

Fill me in, autists.

The pot may be black

But then you are the kettle

Go outside, faggot

Haar
03-09-2014, 03:12 AM
Morrigan is ****

The Ryu of Darkstalkers

git gud with Jedah

She's not generic

Demitri is like Ryu

Jedah is okay



She's so seductive.

Want her to step on my balls.

....Might need therapy.



The pot may be black

But then you are the kettle

Go outside, faggot

I can't go outside.

My mother's car is ****ed up.

Tire exploded.


Outside of my house,

there are too many ******s

They want my pure soul.

milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 03:55 AM
I can't go outside.

My mother's car is ****ed up.

Tire exploded.


Guess we're all human
We all make little mistakes...
Time to bend over

Backmask
03-09-2014, 04:07 AM
Guess we're all human
We all make little mistakes...
Time to bend over

Ain't nothing wrong there

It reached all five syllables

Pot, kettle, blah, blah

milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 04:19 AM
Ain't nothing wrong there

It reached all five syllables

Pot, kettle, blah, blah

Are you really sure?

Vernacular speech deceives

Make a double check

N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 04:30 AM
Not rocket science

No child left behind my ass

Tighten it up fools


I have a waifu

She is known only as "jem"

She is Outrageous!

milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 05:02 AM
Only known as "Jem"?
I would have to disagree
But to each his own

Though we can agree
Outrageous as one can be
She certainly is

Haar
03-09-2014, 05:03 AM
Jem has a penis.

Robot Chicken told me so.

Not that I mind dicks.

N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 05:17 AM
What of mikoko?

Has she come down from last binge?

Crack is outrageous!

Haar
03-09-2014, 05:21 AM
She doesn't use crack.

She just looks very unique.

You fags are jealous.


Oh, another thing:

Why don't you guys have harems?

It's the best option.

N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 05:32 AM
During the night's pass

I bet you tell yourself that

Whatever helps sleep


They're overrated

Bunch of high maintenance dames

One may be yandere

Phemeto
03-10-2014, 11:39 PM
Is this a haiku?

How do i do Syllables?

Man i suck at this

Mawelli
03-21-2014, 11:19 AM
It has been so long

Do I know anyone here?

I like bananas

N.P.C.C.
03-21-2014, 06:57 PM
A wandering eye?

A lost soul again treads hell?

Run while you still can.

PrinnyCat
03-21-2014, 07:59 PM
I am a Prinny

Be careful or I'll explode

Too late kaboom twitch

Hemi
03-21-2014, 11:20 PM
This is the first line
And this is the second line
And I just lost count

N.P.C.C.
03-21-2014, 11:56 PM
Apathy is death!

At least your corpse may feed beast.

Apathy is death!

CitizenRoman
06-19-2014, 04:36 PM
Aye, lemme holla

Aye girl, you with the fat ass

Alright, **** you then

Chewi105
06-19-2014, 06:10 PM
Bumping an old thread

It accomplishes little

Why must you do this?

N.P.C.C.
06-19-2014, 06:45 PM
It is outrageous.

To look upon this again

It's a timeless thing

Hemi
06-19-2014, 06:48 PM
Bumping an old thread

It accomplishes little

Why must you do this?

It's interesting
What people can come up with.
Plus we're kind of bored

CitizenRoman
06-19-2014, 06:53 PM
Bumping an old thread

It accomplishes little

Why must you do this?


Iam bored and proud

Watch me spam lolz lolz

And now i ride off into the night

Haar
06-19-2014, 07:44 PM
I hate all of you.

You are all a bunch of ****s.

You guys have problems.


Really though, I jest.

Social rejects are funny.

I'm too bored to leave.

Backmask
06-19-2014, 09:57 PM
Something warm and pure.

Find the peace within ourselves

No need for a cure.

N.P.C.C.
07-08-2014, 06:40 PM
Something pure as day?

Something take the pain away?

Something anyway

Haar
03-12-2015, 04:18 AM
I made $10.

Wrote a review for dick pills.

Sound out the first line.

hosokawa37
03-14-2015, 03:02 AM
March Madness coming

Can't wait to fill in brackets

Wants Kentucky loss

ChronosAlmighty
03-16-2015, 09:47 PM
Think you can haiku?
Some are better than others.
Results may vary.

SleeplessPanda
06-13-2015, 07:29 AM
Booze fills my Panda belly
My cat farts beside me
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

pzykosiz
06-13-2015, 10:15 AM
i forgot my lines
what did i say here again?
blah blah blah blah blah

SleeplessPanda
06-24-2015, 07:16 AM
Sleep deprived I sit alone
King of my Panda throne
... It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

TrueRandomness
12-01-2015, 11:34 PM
Procrastination.
I have lots of work to do.
I have ADD.

N.P.C.C.
12-02-2015, 06:28 PM
You must never think
I wish that you had stayed
Look at where we are

Human
04-25-2016, 11:08 AM
what is haiku
does this even work
please kill me

N.P.C.C.
04-25-2016, 06:19 PM
Reclaim your honor!
For that is not a haiku
That is just madness

N.P.C.C.
06-09-2018, 08:18 PM
Honor remains stained
So should i pass them a sword?
Seems appropriate...

NodMan
06-10-2018, 02:22 AM
That awkward moment
When you realize your crush is
Really ****ing dumb