N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 07:54 PM
Can you talk like me
Flow as river into sea
Speak Haiku and see
http://j.whyville.net/smmk/whytimes/article?id=5730
Mecha shows are cool
Robots fire some missiles
Lots of people die
N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 08:06 PM
Mecha shows are cool
Robots fire some missiles
Lots of people die
You watch for the men
Stop lying to yourself bro
We all know the truth
Edit post i must
For as the world can see clear
Haar's second line lacks
You watch for the men
Stop lying to yourself bro
We all know the truth
That is not true, dude
I just like fighting robots
How can you say that?
Edit post i must
For as the world can see clear
Haar's second line lacks
And how is that so?
Syllables look right to me
Count them again, kid
N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:35 PM
Edit and fix it
"Robots fire some missiles"
Your post is not right.
You are mistaken
"Fire" is two syllables
Same goes for "missiles"
N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:40 PM
And now i see clear
I would often ignore pause
My bad i ****ed up
That is okay, son
Now back to the robot thing:
Forgot Godannar?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xef0c_godannar-opening_news
N.P.C.C.
07-12-2012, 11:58 PM
That is okay, son
Now back to the robot thing:
Forgot Godannar?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xef0c_godannar-opening_news
Why must you post this?
Weird anime for weird guys
Chick had a nice rack
Normal anime?
Does that stuff even exist?
She was seventeen.
I almost forgot.
Posted to disprove your thought
The thing about guys
zemoo
07-13-2012, 12:22 AM
some haiku are cool
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator
Best lyrics ever:
In the fire! Break it down! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTcxloIP5mQ#t=0m58s)
Gotta love Engrish.
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 12:57 AM
Normal anime?
Does that stuff even exist?
She was seventeen.
To an otaku
There are always standards here
cops, she looked eighteen!
I almost forgot.
Posted to disprove your thought
The thing about guys
Lie all you like to
I will not stop delusion
Only you can quit.
To an otaku
There are always standards here
cops, she looked eighteen!
Shows about small girls?
That's all you want me to watch?
No, I don't think so.
Lie all you like to
I will not stop delusion
Only you can quit.
There's a big difference
It is not like I like guys
I just like those shows
And another thing:
She married an older man
Laws are different there.
Tokusatsu's cool
Kamen Rider's addictive
Watching four of them.
SleeplessPanda
07-13-2012, 01:19 AM
Once You Go Panda
You Never Want Another
Prepare Thy Booty
>=3
That's debatable
There's evidence against that
And lots of it, too
Fans of Duchovny,
Watch Mexicopulation (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=185974)...
You might enjoy it.
LawRayLiet
07-13-2012, 07:00 AM
It wasn't half bad.
But it did seem really short.
Keep up the good work.
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:08 AM
I need username
Unless i'm using it wrong
That site is Bull****
LawRayLiet
07-13-2012, 07:11 AM
Yes, of course you do.
I'm surprised you don't have one.
That's the org for you.
ThanX a lot my friend,
I wanted it like the op'
of the live serie.
Arf, it took me long...
I wanted to answer Law.
Haiku are quite tough...
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:23 AM
Yes, it can be tough.
I've edited like two times.
And i thought haar botched.
Jazean
07-13-2012, 07:27 AM
Quite Interesting
The random stuff we post here
time to wander off
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 07:37 AM
Quite Interesting
The random stuff we post here
time to wander off
A loan soul wanders
Winds are heard in his silence
I wish him the best
That big virus 'hoax '
Turned out to be the real thing
My internet's down
Fans of Duchovny,
Watch Mexicopulation (http://www.animemusicvideos.org/members/members_videoinfo.php?v=185974)...
You might enjoy it.
Wow. And here I was
Thinking no one watched this show
Seems I"m not alone
Guthix
07-13-2012, 01:49 PM
why?
why?
why?
why?
why?
why?
Our friend explained this:
He was checking if people
could stay on topic
yellowedge
07-13-2012, 03:13 PM
I like Bakuman
Please publish Ashirogi
Shonen Jump Alpha
Also Pokemon
You all know the next line, bro
Gotta Catch Em All!
I have been watching
Kamen Rider Agito
It's kind of boring
The theme song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCP_IFu900) lied, too
Ready to go, count zero?
Lies. Nothing happens!
I should be fair, though
Only seen two episodes
I"ll just keep watching
Some people tell me:
Heisei Riders best's Kuuga
I don't believe that
Ryuki's the best
Kabuto is also good
Can't say for Showa
Some dudes say to me:
"Showa's better than Heisei"
They're probably right
http://oi50.tinypic.com/n3ugw8.jpg
Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:00 PM
^^^all thead above
You see, a haiku (by the way, it's pronounced high-kuu) has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 again in the last line. This is a great way to pass some time.
A haiku is a short poem, usually about nature. But here's the tricky part: It's only three lines, and there have to be a certain amount of syllables in each one.
http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/150/f/2011/145/9/1/rage_faces_by_shishywonka-d3h8gca.png
Yes, you are correct
That's why I divided those
They're just related
Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:07 PM
Yes, you are correct 4
That's why I divided those 6
They're just related 4
-_-
It seems that our friend
miscounted my syllables
Count those again, son
Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:17 PM
It seems that our friend
miscounted my syllables
Count those again, son
...
nevevermind, i just remembered what the word sylable mean
That's fine. No harm done.
It's really all in good fun
Why am I rhyming?
On a different note:
No, I have no waifu, folks
I was just joking
Anime girls whine
The only ones I like are:
Michiko and Clare
http://oi47.tinypic.com/hswc8z.jpghttp://oi45.tinypic.com/2la3dqu.jpg
Of course, I"m biased
There are probably some more
But not many, though
Guthix
07-13-2012, 05:53 PM
zawwa zaaaawa
You mean Mikoko?
That's clearly Kaiji's woman.
She's just some crack whore
http://oi48.tinypic.com/eitq90.jpg
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 08:56 PM
Let's not be unfair.
I've seen you whine just as much.
Something in common.
That's irrelevant
Not like I want a girl to
Their whining is worse
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 09:08 PM
That's irrelevant
Not like I want a girl to
Their whining is worse
Man who moans as bitch.
Find words deaf echoed astray.
Thus., a dog stays lost.
Let me get this straight
So you are trying to say:
I'm dying alone?
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 09:23 PM
Let me get this straight
So you are trying to say:
I'm dying alone?
You're spouting crazed.
Therefore no one will listen .
And you will stay lost.
It's a modified
version of a haiku i
made absent wind talk.
Now I understand
Thank you for clarifying
Now, new subject time
When the sin is cast,
The "subs in AMV" sin
Hit and run with this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2v-8ctq5x4)
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 10:00 PM
No, it will not work.
They will call "You are a troll!"
Find alternative
That's the idea
I gave up on helping kids
I want to do this
N.P.C.C.
07-13-2012, 11:51 PM
At times it's adults
Which is even sadder now.
Youtube is a hell.
I meant "manchildren"
The only "real" kids are girls
Or are those girls cops?
You know what they say:
No girls on the internet
Are the guys cops, too?
N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 12:57 AM
We are all man-childs.
I'm not sure if there is grey.
That's how it is here.
at least some of us
mostly act like we're adults
or at least try to
But let's be honest
This site is full of neckbeards
Good for taunting, though
N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 03:58 PM
The funny thing is
I don't think my facial hair
Counts in that sense yo
The guys that have those
freakouts from criticism
are the true neckbeards
N.P.C.C.
07-14-2012, 10:06 PM
Why would they freak out?
There are worse things to be called.
Silly silly guys.
Indeed. That they are.
Maybe they are just crazy.
It's new subject time:
AMV concept:
"America, **** Yeah!" with
F.P.A. (http://gineipaedia.com/wiki/Free_Planets_Alliance) footage
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Free_planets_alliance.png
N.P.C.C.
07-15-2012, 05:52 AM
Not sure i get it.
Financial planning People?
What concept is that?
jinzo64
07-15-2012, 09:29 AM
This going to sound daft for someone of my age not to know,But what is a syllable?
and how do work out how many are a word?
Not sure i get it.
Financial planning People?
What concept is that?
Space America. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk01FF4VVAM)
That's what the FPA is
Just look how they act (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6CbFx7Z8io)
This going to sound daft for someone of my age not to know,But what is a syllable?
and how do work out how many are a word?
Each beat in a word
Just count them with your fingers
You'll get used to it.
http://www.primaryconcepts.com/images/1309_l.jpg
zemoo
07-15-2012, 04:00 PM
This going to sound
daft for someone of my age
not to know,But what
is a syllable?
and how do [you] work out how
many are a word?
a word you don't know?
open a dictionary
answer is in there
Look at that boby!
I'm sexy and I know it...
Haha! I work out!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-p5ja6ZY-OuQ/TXVBYGXjeLI/AAAAAAAABT4/OcoUaiRdDdc/s1600/tortue%2Bgeniale%2B23.jpg
Guthix
07-15-2012, 04:59 PM
you know i understand myself not knowing cuz english aint my first language but your from britain jinzo wtf
jinzo64
07-15-2012, 05:13 PM
I'm bad at spelling and certain things confuss me.
language isn't one of my strong points.
Nothing's going on,
Just watching Tytania.
Almost done with it.
jinzo64
07-15-2012, 05:30 PM
I'm Giving it go but
might be doing it wrong
just watching Black lagoon
I'm Giving it go but(6)
might be doing it wrong(6)
just watching Black lagoon (6)
Close, but no cigar.
I feel you'll soon perfect it
Try not to give up.
I'm watching two shows.
One of them is pretty long.
That's LoGH
But... no problem there,
The solution stays the same:
a dictionary!
I am 'Merrican.
I need no dictionary
'Cause I'm good like that.
And that being said,
unlike lots of 'Merricans
I know about stuff
Dajore Niseny Elph
07-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Most are doing well.
Others need a lot more time.
Practice makes perfect.
Try random phrases.
You will soon be astonished.
You will write quite well.
Why did I do that?
It sounds so dull and boring.
What was I thinking?
Told you it would work.
Now find your own style my friends.
Taste the Rainbow, bitch.
Just got done watching
Mazinkaiser SKL.
It was really good.
It's an OVA
with some partial nudity.
Didn't bother me.
EvilestDeath
07-16-2012, 08:31 PM
Your penis my mouth
Is that really a question
Where do I sign up
a-yup
nipple
07-16-2012, 08:53 PM
This evening I learned
One doesn't simply know what
A syllable is
*edit - grammer
Jazean
07-17-2012, 06:52 AM
solace found at night
broken by a ringing phone
she's crying again.
I always answer
at all hours any day
i must be stupid
she is not my girl
she said we are just friends
but its me she calls
I always answer
she says she must go away
so she can't cause pain
so i sit alone
in silent darkness thinking
slowly typing these
is it worth her hate
to try and console her now
or should I just wait
patience not my suit
but I stand in a minefield
recklessness is death
sorry for the rant
facebooks not the place for this
I needed to vent.
so how is everyone
how were your respective days
better than my own?
nipple
07-17-2012, 05:08 PM
To see you again
Is so very nice indeed,
I **** you not, Jaz.
To help or not to,
There's only one answer
In the time of need.
Not stupid you are,
Spent your precious time doing
What you think is right.
On the other note
What I'm doing is playing
Binding of Isaac
tengutenga
07-17-2012, 05:33 PM
Men play with dolls too.
The most popular ones are
Touhou characters.
A pony can do,
So many things while on fours,
Except masturbate.
Men play with dolls too.
The most popular ones are
Touhou characters.
I don't play with dolls
I collect mecha models.
At least, I plan to.
Jazean
07-18-2012, 07:44 AM
Nice to see you too
I never really left here
I mostly lurk now
thanks for the support
girls confuse me oh so much
understand them not
they aren't dolls I say
they are space marine figures
for the emperor!
Kaiju
07-18-2012, 12:06 PM
http://cdn0.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/godzilla_01.jpg
Jazean
07-19-2012, 05:37 AM
trying to avoid
using laughter as my words
nope I can't do it
bwa ha ha ha ha
bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha
I sound like mandark
nipple
07-19-2012, 06:25 AM
Suppressing the urge...
"Sound" is two syllables
I feel better now
Jazean
07-20-2012, 06:11 AM
i'm from michigan
our accent is quite strange
so i might misspeak
next time i'll use laugh
that's only one syllable.
despite the accent
LawRayLiet
07-23-2012, 05:04 AM
We're on the same team.
Why must you try and hide it?
You must have gone mad.
N.P.C.C.
07-23-2012, 09:34 PM
Team is illusion.
Alliance is formed of needs
Ambition is cruel.
Why did this thread die?
Can't you folks into English?
Just pick up the pace.
yellowedge
08-08-2012, 12:12 AM
Haiku Isn't Hard
You just count the syllables
I am still alive
Some people can't count.
Personally, I don't mind much,
As long as they post.
yellowedge
08-10-2012, 01:18 AM
K H D D D
Lots of plot but little game
Make way, K H 3!
yellowedge
09-11-2012, 09:19 PM
Like the moon over
the day, all my brains and brawn
are lost on these fools
Often I question:
Why do I come to this site?
I must be quite bored.
And another thing:
Just why am I still awake?
It's very late, here.
N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 12:29 AM
That which was once dead
The fates let it be revived
Make a new Haiku
urahara1001
03-09-2014, 12:54 AM
A haiku on what?
Well, how about your waifu?
She sucks on my d**K
Sorry, I had to
No hard feelings to you, man
Opening was there
N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 01:03 AM
Niggas Outrageous!
To speak of such blasphemy
Go **** yourself son
Backmask
03-09-2014, 02:24 AM
Niggas Outrageous!
To speak of such blasphemy
Go **** yourself son
That's pretty gangsta
To throw down such **** talking
You are the nigg-est
Wait, are you guys stoned?
I don't know what's happening.
Fill me in, autists.
Forgot to mention.
My waifu is the best one.
Accept this as truth.
http://i.imgur.com/3Rm6A7v.png
Backmask
03-09-2014, 02:48 AM
Forgot to mention.
My waifu is the best one.
Accept this as truth.
http://i.imgur.com/3Rm6A7v.png
Morrigan is ****
The Ryu of Darkstalkers
git gud with Jedah
SuperLoliSentai
03-09-2014, 02:59 AM
Wait, are you guys stoned?
I don't know what's happening.
Fill me in, autists.
The pot may be black
But then you are the kettle
Go outside, faggot
Morrigan is ****
The Ryu of Darkstalkers
git gud with Jedah
She's not generic
Demitri is like Ryu
Jedah is okay
She's so seductive.
Want her to step on my balls.
....Might need therapy.
The pot may be black
But then you are the kettle
Go outside, faggot
I can't go outside.
My mother's car is ****ed up.
Tire exploded.
Outside of my house,
there are too many ******s
They want my pure soul.
milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 03:55 AM
I can't go outside.
My mother's car is ****ed up.
Tire exploded.
Guess we're all human
We all make little mistakes...
Time to bend over
Backmask
03-09-2014, 04:07 AM
Guess we're all human
We all make little mistakes...
Time to bend over
Ain't nothing wrong there
It reached all five syllables
Pot, kettle, blah, blah
milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 04:19 AM
Ain't nothing wrong there
It reached all five syllables
Pot, kettle, blah, blah
Are you really sure?
Vernacular speech deceives
Make a double check
N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 04:30 AM
Not rocket science
No child left behind my ass
Tighten it up fools
I have a waifu
She is known only as "jem"
She is Outrageous!
milleniummaster18
03-09-2014, 05:02 AM
Only known as "Jem"?
I would have to disagree
But to each his own
Though we can agree
Outrageous as one can be
She certainly is
Jem has a penis.
Robot Chicken told me so.
Not that I mind dicks.
N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 05:17 AM
What of mikoko?
Has she come down from last binge?
Crack is outrageous!
She doesn't use crack.
She just looks very unique.
You fags are jealous.
Oh, another thing:
Why don't you guys have harems?
It's the best option.
N.P.C.C.
03-09-2014, 05:32 AM
During the night's pass
I bet you tell yourself that
Whatever helps sleep
They're overrated
Bunch of high maintenance dames
One may be yandere
Phemeto
03-10-2014, 11:39 PM
Is this a haiku?
How do i do Syllables?
Man i suck at this
Mawelli
03-21-2014, 11:19 AM
It has been so long
Do I know anyone here?
I like bananas
N.P.C.C.
03-21-2014, 06:57 PM
A wandering eye?
A lost soul again treads hell?
Run while you still can.
PrinnyCat
03-21-2014, 07:59 PM
I am a Prinny
Be careful or I'll explode
Too late kaboom twitch
This is the first line
And this is the second line
And I just lost count
N.P.C.C.
03-21-2014, 11:56 PM
Apathy is death!
At least your corpse may feed beast.
Apathy is death!
CitizenRoman
06-19-2014, 04:36 PM
Aye, lemme holla
Aye girl, you with the fat ass
Alright, **** you then
Chewi105
06-19-2014, 06:10 PM
Bumping an old thread
It accomplishes little
Why must you do this?
N.P.C.C.
06-19-2014, 06:45 PM
It is outrageous.
To look upon this again
It's a timeless thing
Bumping an old thread
It accomplishes little
Why must you do this?
It's interesting
What people can come up with.
Plus we're kind of bored
CitizenRoman
06-19-2014, 06:53 PM
Bumping an old thread
It accomplishes little
Why must you do this?
Iam bored and proud
Watch me spam lolz lolz
And now i ride off into the night
I hate all of you.
You are all a bunch of ****s.
You guys have problems.
Really though, I jest.
Social rejects are funny.
I'm too bored to leave.
Backmask
06-19-2014, 09:57 PM
Something warm and pure.
Find the peace within ourselves
No need for a cure.
N.P.C.C.
07-08-2014, 06:40 PM
Something pure as day?
Something take the pain away?
Something anyway
I made $10.
Wrote a review for dick pills.
Sound out the first line.
hosokawa37
03-14-2015, 03:02 AM
March Madness coming
Can't wait to fill in brackets
Wants Kentucky loss
ChronosAlmighty
03-16-2015, 09:47 PM
Think you can haiku?
Some are better than others.
Results may vary.
SleeplessPanda
06-13-2015, 07:29 AM
Booze fills my Panda belly
My cat farts beside me
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
pzykosiz
06-13-2015, 10:15 AM
i forgot my lines
what did i say here again?
blah blah blah blah blah
SleeplessPanda
06-24-2015, 07:16 AM
Sleep deprived I sit alone
King of my Panda throne
... It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
TrueRandomness
12-01-2015, 11:34 PM
Procrastination.
I have lots of work to do.
I have ADD.
N.P.C.C.
12-02-2015, 06:28 PM
You must never think
I wish that you had stayed
Look at where we are
Human
04-25-2016, 11:08 AM
what is haiku
does this even work
please kill me
N.P.C.C.
04-25-2016, 06:19 PM
Reclaim your honor!
For that is not a haiku
That is just madness
N.P.C.C.
06-09-2018, 08:18 PM
Honor remains stained
So should i pass them a sword?
Seems appropriate...
NodMan
06-10-2018, 02:22 AM
That awkward moment
When you realize your crush is
Really ****ing dumb
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