[mattroks101]

Well considering this started on AMV Hell, it's probably only right I give it a thread on here.

This is Retsubridge:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Retsubridge

Me and ________( used to be HaarTheDragonlord) make rude obnoxious (and unfunny) commentary over various abridged series and AMVs.
Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLz736ahjo&feature=plcp

And in turn, we get reactions like this:
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/mattroks101/boutdamntime.png

But it's ok because the the Abridger of the God's Ezekieru approves
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc436/mattroks101/Retsubridge.png

So yeah.... That's about it. Now feel free to comment telling me I'm a terrible person and I'm unfunny.

[Gleeman]

http://i.imgur.com/eyEqy.jpg

[Kaiju]

I like where this thread is going :D

[Haar]

Yep, I still need to get a better microphone and stop stuttering/talking too fast. Also, we need to start writing some of these lines out before the video and rehearse them so they don't just appear to come out of nowhere. That, and we need lines that are actually good.

Most importantly, why did you remove that comment? If the whole purpose of this to piss people off, you're kind of defeating it.
EDIT: Never mind. I just saw that the comment was on the Eva video, rather than this one.


http://i.imgur.com/eyEqy.jpg
The result of boredom, more or less.

[mattroks101]

Yeah I think that Eva kid suffers from a multiple personality disorder. He has like a second account where he defends himself and tells himself he's great... It's really quite disturbing.

[Haar]

Disturbing? The whole thing's pretty hilarious as long as he doesn't own any explosives, lacks the ability to find your house, and can't afford to travel.

[mattroks101]

I just think it's rather sad, that he feels the need to reply to himself, to make himself feel better. Though yeah I agree, the whole thing is really hilarious.

[Haar]

To be fair, I used to do something like that. I once made 20 accounts to like a crappy video I made so I could feel better about myself. This was 2 years ago, however, so maybe this kid is really just an actual kid.

http://i.imgur.com/buPIJ.jpg

[Kaiju]

I used to make alternate accounts to do something like that...only to belittle and insult myself and effectively destroy all self-esteem I had for it... good times.

[Haar]

I just do that with my main account. Notice how I point out a bunch of my flaws, as of late.

[mattroks101]

You've always done that man.

[Haar]

Not always. I used to be completely unaware of flaws in videos. Thankfully, the concept of shame kicked in, thus leading to a new level of awareness and perceived improvement.

[mattroks101]

Ya know, riffing material for abridged series is really easy to find


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y__K9frEMPA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkyo-92uLlg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fn2KAE5nceE

Half this **** can be found just by seeing what was uploaded in the past week.

[mattroks101]

My new favorite riff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEw0EvtsHBA

[Haar]

Double posting already?

EDIT: Yeah, that probably is our best one. Make what you will of that.

[mattroks101]

Hmm, actually, maybe the black rock shooter one will be best. Anyway, we definitily need to do the Another Abridged thing eventually, I've got so many jokes planned for that. >8D

[Haar]

I'll most likely be available for that one tonight.

[Distict5-9]

Might as well try and prevent this from becoming the official Matt & Haar thread...





http://www.youtube.com/user/Retsubridge

Me and HaarTheDragonlord make rude obnoxious (and unfunny) commentary over various abridged series and AMVs.
Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INLz736ahjo&feature=plcp


I love how calm you guys sound as the maniacal laughter in the background blasts into my headphones... It feels as if the two of you are commenting while sitting in front of some mental asylum...

[Haar]

Might as well try and prevent this from becoming the official Matt & Haar thread...
It's funny because we kind of already have that in the form of the Paradise 4 and 5 threads, and the Destrucity thread.



It feels as if the two of you are commenting while sitting in front of some mental asylum...
We kind of were, since YouTube is practically an asylum in and of itself.

[mattroks101]

Might as well try and prevent this from becoming the official Matt & Haar thread...

I thought this was the Official Matt & Haar thread V4?

But yeah, the best way to take these things is calmly.

[Haar]

I thought this was the Official Matt & Haar thread V4?
V6, if we count the threads leading up to those two Paradise videos as well.

[mattroks101]

Which two threads were those?

[Haar]

The submissions threads, as opposed to the actual release threads.

[Guthix]

no

[Haar]

That bad? I thought it was at least more entertaining than Baccano Abridged was.

[Guthix]

baccano was better

[Haar]

Fair enough. So do you have any tips for us other than the stuff I mentioned on the first page and/or quitting?

[Guthix]

if youre having gun by all means continue, but your show is quite lacking in amusement, it takes more then simple pounding on inexpierienced to entertain the audience.

[Haar]

Fun and improvement kind of go hand in hand for me. Anyway, I'm still working on finding a proper mix of hyperbole and general verbosity, along with that other stuff I brought up. I could just be lazy and blame Matt, but seeing as how he's doing most of the work during these, we'll chalk it up to my folly.

[mattroks101]

no

Finally, the proper reaction.

[Haar]

Not exactly. He should've been mean about it. Guthix has been way too nice to us as of late, and I'm starting to get worried.

[mattroks101]

I know right? Saying that Baccano Abridged was... Good, like in anyway? That scares me man.

[Guthix]

I know right? Saying that Baccano Abridged was... Good, like in anyway? That scares me man.

why im not mean? because haar you are your own worst critic, i can see that clear as day so there isnt much to say.
now for baccano, i did not say it was good , i said it was better. i hope you havent forgoten my feedback matroks, you even told me not to watch it in response.
at thev current moment i still hold my petience facing this mediocrity since im pretty sure if you tried you could do better.

[mattroks101]

Now there's the Guthix I know and love <3

[mattroks101]

Well I'm almost done uploaded everything we got. The rest will either go up today or tomorrow. So we should get together and riff stuff again soon. I'm thinking about doing another Abridging Tutorial. There are so many of those.

[Haar]

I still say we need more AMV humor. Let's make fun of one of the crappy YouTube guides that tells you to use hypercam to record clips from streaming sites.

[mattroks101]

Yes.

[mattroks101]

Haar we gotta riff this kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvS8yRXut0Q

How the heck you go 18 episodes and your product still looks this bad? This is freaking ridiculous. Still editing that other riff we did. I'll get it up either today or tomorrow.

[Haar]

How the heck you go 18 episodes and your product still looks this bad?
Stupidity, naivety, or a combination of the two. Also, it seems as if Death Note is working its way up our list of most riffed material, seeing as how we recorded that one Death Note video a while back, which you've yet to upload, along with the Bakuman video.

[mattroks101]

This is the same guy, only a later episode. I figure it will be better to do his latest episode.

[mattroks101]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8_flK8zc3s

Wondershare video restored. I still need to back it up on Vimeo.

[Haar]

Careful. You'll get the channel ****ed if you keep contesting that video.

[Guthix]

Haar we gotta riff this kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvS8yRXut0Q

How the heck you go 18 episodes and your product still looks this bad? This is freaking ridiculous. Still editing that other riff we did. I'll get it up either today or tomorrow.

coulda sworn the guy was better... or somebody ripped the abridged op

[mattroks101]

He just used the intro from another series. And he also ripped off two other Death Note Abridges.

[Guthix]

well that explains everything, i kinda liked the other guys gay jokes and forced music clips

[mattroks101]

I'm sorry, but why the **** do people like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgkF_v4m-DE&amp;list=UUPTX6drM8s251hLDZ9qheew&amp;index=3

There are no real jokes, just a bunch of unfunny references that usually make no sense, and yet this guy has a "I'm extremely funny" attitude. I guess no one has ever told him he's not. It's people like that, that are what is wrong with humanity. We should riff this guy.

EDIT: Also we got our first request to riff something
http://i.imgur.com/e7r2i.png

Here's the video, I haven't watched it yet, but I have a feeling it won't be great.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuiHojU1WQ

[Haar]

Eh... I'll get my microphone ready.

[mattroks101]

Wtf abridged community. What the ****.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9ymCaw_cyY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEK2Kc7n504

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKqviCe_O3o

The moment we complete our riffs, like 5 more ****ty videos appear. And again, more Sword Art Online crap.

[mattroks101]

I haven't laughed this hard at comments in quite some time.

http://i.imgur.com/tcw03i4.png

Here's the main guy who was complaining's youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/IamXander1). It's hilarious.

[mattroks101]

I can't believe it. I've just found it. A goldmine of riffing material.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Emakentaz/videos

I can't believe this **** exists.

[SuperLoliSentai]

Is this even an abridged series? looks like a really bad lets play with a guy talking to himself... "we have viewers..." 11 views...

[mattroks101]

He has abridged series in the title, therefore he's fair game!

Also, for extra lulz, read the articles he wrote on himself:
http://abridgedseries.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Mario_The_Abridged_Series
http://abridgedseries.wikia.com/wiki/Skyward_Sword:_The_Abridged_Series_(Emakentaz)
http://abridgedseries.wikia.com/wiki/Crash_of_the_Titans_Abridged
http://abridgedseries.wikia.com/wiki/Emakentaz

[Backmask]

I can't believe it. I've just found it. A goldmine of riffing material.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Emakentaz/videos

I can't believe this **** exists.

That was hilariously awkward to watch. I can only imagine that he uses these videos as a source of "bragging-rights at his school.

[mattroks101]

He already brags about himself in some of his videos and in his articles. So probably yeah he does.

[jinzo64]

The Sword art online christmas special made no sense and the random jokes weren't funny, but at least christams was saved.

The naruto shippuden one was okay I think it was the more torrable out the 5 mat posted even it did suffer from bad lip syncing.

The Strawberry panic was weird due to it having subtitles and not using them in,I know it's abriddged but their were moments when using them just would have worked and It's also a yuri abridged series I guess it's one way to make you series unique

The second sword play online was poorly constructed with scenes being poorly linke up and the same scene being used in succession was it boring,but I do like dragonforce so the ending was pretty cool.

The digimon one was awful theres so many things wrong with it it's hard to choose so I'll sumerize,bad continuity,bad time travel jokes,poorly scripted. at least they managed to avoid bad lip syncing by basicaly avoiding any scenes with a lot of lip movement.

one last note why would anyone do an abridged version of a video game it's crazy.

[mattroks101]

Ladies and gentlemen... I present... Thug Life: Clannad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SaaouzgJcw

Yeah me and Haar riffed this, but this video is so doggone funny, you an actually enjoy it on it's own.

(Here's our crappy riff if you really want to see it (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5x-GG_C2g))

[jinzo64]

The best bit about this is that it does eventually end niggas,I mean is he badly voicing every character with basicaly the same voice over,If I hadn't seen clannad this wouldn't make me want to watch it.
this just awful.
I've seen a youtube channel do a review of this and they ripped it appart.
my favourite bits are the unregistered hypercam logo in the top left corner and veevr logo in the bottom right.

[mattroks101]

I've seen a youtube channel do a review of this and the yripped it appart.


What channel was that?

[Guthix]

rape your throat while youre asleep and use it as a toilet after im done

[jinzo64]

What channel was that?

the youtube channel with the same name as this thread.
whistles and slowly walks away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5x-GG_C2g

[Haar]

Well, in a rare turn of events, I got Mattroks101 to actually listen to me, resulting in us making fun of an actual show, rather than a random abridged series he found that was made by 12 year olds.

http://vimeo.com/60226325
But let's be honest, the difference is purely cosmetic and we're still just pumping out the same old ****.

[jinzo64]

I've been thinking about doing an abrdiged version of bleach and calling it Bleach Kai the abridged Series.
where it will be poorly edited and voiced by me and only me:*

[bonehimer]

I've been thinking about doing an abrdiged version of bleach and calling it Bleach Kai the abridged Series.
where it will be poorly edited and voiced by me and only me:*

Make a video criticizing one of this videos of haar and mattrosk criticizing other peoples videos.

[jinzo64]

Make a video criticizing one of this videos of haar and mattrosk criticizing other peoples videos.
Thats sounds interesting, But they're normaly right I'd have to watch one where I don't agree with they're opinion.
I'll have a look see what I find.
But i'm not promising anything.

[Haar]

Make a video criticizing one of this videos of haar and mattrosk criticizing other peoples videos.

That will start a cluster****, eventually leading to an offshoot of that AMV Hell Tennis game where we go back and forth with commentaries. Fingers crossed.


Thats sounds interesting, But they're normaly right I'd have to watch one where I don't agree with they're opinion.
I'll have a look see what I find.
But i'm not promising anything.

We're right? We constantly exaggerate for the sake of comedy.

[jinzo64]

That will start a cluster****, eventually leading to an offshoot of that AMV Hell Tennis game where we go back and forth with commentaries. Fingers crossed.



We're right? We constantly exaggerate for the sake of comedy.

Well I agree with what you guys said on the clannad one and some off the others you have reviewed are just bad.I personaly think youguys do a good job,not up there with likes of grace randolph or penny but still pretty cool.

[mattroks101]

Make a video criticizing one of this videos of haar and mattrosk criticizing other peoples videos.


http://youtu.be/h4V9l6ZZazg

[jinzo64]

http://youtu.be/h4V9l6ZZazg

I'm subscribed to Retsupurae they is awsome.

[mattroks101]

That's not Retsupurae. That's StrawHatNO!. At one time they did retsupuraes but not any more.

[Guthix]

That's not Retsupurae. That's StrawHatNO!. At one time they did retsupuraes but not any more.

die already you wortless content

[mattroks101]

Thank you Guthix. My life would be filled with much less laughter without you.

[mattroks101]

Haar, me and you should do some Retsupurae

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTdh-_yQtG8&amp;list=UUKph7pg8cuO07_8dF-R7CLg

[Haar]

I'd feel more comfortable making fun of more actual TV shows and movies, but whatever floats your boat.

[mattroks101]

We'll get Tony on board with us. Also, do you recognize this person?

[Haar]

I.... think I do.

[mattroks101]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFlEWSg6xgE&amp;list=UUKph7pg8cuO07_8dF-R7CLg&amp;index=22

Should look familiar.

[Haar]

No wonder I tried to forget that voice...

[mattroks101]

So me and Triple F tried our hands at actual Retsupurae as opposed to retsubridging.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hvgJeWwXDg

[jinzo64]

I watched earlier on youtube coz I subscribe to your channel okay.
I like okay is it okay to like okay,okay i'm done with that okay.

[mattroks101]

We're not dead yet. Izu did this one with me.

http://youtu.be/9xHL2gljsrw

The original video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_efzOqwkkk)

[Haar]

By "we're," Matt means himself and Izu. Not me.

[mattroks101]

Haar-chan why'd you have to go and quit me :(

[izumiyagami]

Izu: freelance show host.

[Guthix]

Haar-chan why'd you have to go and quit me :(

because youre a sack of ****

[izumiyagami]

More like a sack of awesome!

[Guthix]

More like a sack of awesome!

youre either a retarded bitch or a lonely moron

[izumiyagami]

*You're either a retarded bitch or a lonely moron. Don't worry dude, I got you covered.

[Haar]

Haar-chan why'd you have to go and quit me :(


More like a sack of awesome!

You have izu thinking this is cool. No further explanation needed outside of me generally being tired of doing the same 2 jokes over and over again and your bitch fits

[izumiyagami]

You have izu thinking this is cool. No further explanation needed outside of me generally being tired of doing the same 2 jokes over and over again and your bitch fits

Shhh, let me have this fantasy.

[Guthix]

Shhh, let me have this fantasy.

no, man the **** up and do something not ****

[izumiyagami]

no, man the **** up and do something not ****

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[mattroks101]

You have izu thinking this is cool. No further explanation needed outside of me generally being tired of doing the same 2 jokes over and over again and your bitch fits

Still we should done one, a grand one, to send you off Haar. It doesn't seem right for you to just kinda drop off.

[Guthix]

When writing a sentence there are a few simple steps to take to make sure it is a complete thought. To start off we make sure the first word begins with a capital, even if it is not a pronoun. Next on the list is to make sure we do not form what is called a “run-on” sentence. “Run-on” sentences are a major faux-pas in English grammar, or any language for that matter. See what was done in the previous statement? After the word “grammar” and before the word “or” a comma was placed to show a complete thought was made. Commas separate the full idea from information that is not completely required. Now to bring this to a close, introducing the period! The period is that little dot you keep seeing everywhere. Simply place that little guy at the end of your statement and, as the French say, “C’est fini”!

cool story bro

[izumiyagami]

cool story bro
I worked really hard on it.

[Guthix]

thats nice