[Kuni Linguist]

Okay, lets see how creative we can get here.

Lets all make up some diseases, make sure you name it and tell what it causes.

Second you must make up a cure, because here there is a cure for your fictional disease, but it has to be a horrid cure.

eg; Donkeitus: makes you sweat with no relief the odor of a donkey 24/7.

Cure: digest shards of clam shells that will form pearls the size of apples absorbing the disease... I hope you enjoy the after math

[abyssion1337]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_cure.jpg

[jinzo64]

disease
otakuisum
you do nothing but read manga,watch anime,bye anime/manga figures,listen to anime themes and cosplay everyday.

cure norarama
you need to eat your weight in sprouts and cod liver oil.

[Shuiia]

disease: Antiluminatus
Symptoms:Listening to popular and marketed music, having pre-set and accepted ideas, cultural, emotional and social autism caused by neurological malfunctioning.

Cure: Human unity, through neuro-, nano- and cybertechnology

[scarmullet]

Fullof****miosis. Everyday, everyone knows you are full of ****.

Cure: Two gallons of castor oil in the morning to clean you out.

[Kuni Linguist]

disease: gregoryatosis, Affects: every 5th word you say is now gregory, and you have a scale like skin slowly spreading all over your body

Cure: eat 5 dozen hard boiled eggs in 2 hours and lay in a bath of lama blood for 2 weeks without leaving the tub. food and such will have to come to you... bathroom stuff? i dont wanna know...

[jinzo64]

disease
beyond divinity
you plan to exceed the power of god

cure
being round housed kicked by chuck norris

[Kuni Linguist]

disease
chronic frutasiola
symptoms: you constantly have to find something that smells like farts eg; methane gases and rotting food, or you have a panic attack

cure
you must take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time for a week straight. the constant ****ting yourself while sleeping flushes it out

[jinzo64]

alchemisity
you become obsessed with doing alchemy like the ed

cure
your hands are glued together for 5 weeks.

[Kuni Linguist]

cant****inwaititis: you are so impatient for AMV hell 5 that you start to twitch and rock back and forth non stop

Cure, Booze, and a lot of it... that or grilled cheese and parogies, with a side of amvhell forums

[jinzo64]

fapfapfaping you do nothing but fap about everything 24 7

cure knocked out with falcon punch, round house kick to the face combo.

[Kuni Linguist]

grandpa syndrome: you think you cant poo so you eat bran and prunes all day.

cure: spread sour cream on your belly button and get a mohawk, the random childishness makes you realize your not a grandpa, they would never do that and your cured

[jinzo64]

wonkascramp you eat nothing but wonka choclate.

cure force fed the nasty vegtables like spouts and horse radish

[Kuni Linguist]

dogbearitis: you start to morph into a dog/bear but in infant form

cure: drink 4 glasses of apple juice while being stabbed in the heart with a wooden ruler

[jinzo64]

cookienomnom you can't drink milk with out cookies

cure
you have to drink nothing but water.

[Kuni Linguist]

turtlinsectopia: you get scaley skin and bug eyes

cure: sever your right are and use its bone tissues as a salve, but it takes the entire arms worth of bones, yes it must be your bones

[jinzo64]

princesscaughtus you dress as a princess so you can be kidnapped by a wizard and turlte type creature

cure just get out more

[Backmask]

Rid?dret'yuidsv'efyukll?addatyuiphronia:
You begin to shoot angry ticks out of your nipples.

Cure:
More cow bell.

[Kuni Linguist]

copteratosis: you constantly hear a "wakahika" sound in your head like a roflcopter, or helicopter

cure: laugh hysterically naturally, not forcibly

[jinzo64]

death. your knocking on deaths door

cure a phoenix down