[Kira2521]

I will cut off my foot and mail it to you via Parcelforce for $10

[humnut]

I would drill a hole in my left testicle and use it for a 5 hour energy shot holder for 7.26781 pesos.

[Evileel]

I would pay 120 yen to unseen this morbid thread.

[sonnytiger]

remove big toe to watch the disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya in English (not some ****ty subbed camrip)

[stinkyfranki]

I'd fight a grizzly bear with nothing but my bare knuckles for $3.50

[Kira2521]

I'll rape a double decker bus for ?5

[stinkyfranki]

Haha! I'd snowboard down Everest for a glass of water

[Kira2521]

That's nothing, i will dig Mount Everest out of the earth and move it to the moon for a bagel

[stinkyfranki]

Oh man, you've got yourself a challenge! I'll swim to the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean and bring back two handfuls of those giant squid for the cream cheese you'll put on that bagel!

[nipple]

I would do a Rick Astley dance for a banana sticker

[Diclonius]

I would beat somone to death with a baby seal for an angela aki answer tour 2009 shirt

[scarmullet]

I will cut down the mightiest tree in the forest wiiiiiiiiiiith a HARING! for a case of pop, some good oak lumber, and stainless steel brackets.

[animemental1]

I'd apply for a job as Chuck Norris' punching bag for all the essential programs needed to make the perfect AMV.

[jinzo64]

i'd do someone cosplaying as soi fon just for the satisfaction

[Kajimura]

ill fight Kenpachi Zaraki for the glory of fighting him

[jinzo64]

i'll child mind yachiru for free while you fight captain zaraki.

[Kajimura]

ill fight fight Kenpachi 20 times for Yachiru. i love that pink haired bitch lol

[jinzo64]

i will heal zaraki for nothing so he can beat you 20 times in a row and keep yachiru as his lieutenant.

[Kajimura]

i will kill you so i can steal Soi Fon

[jinzo64]

i will get soi fon and yoruichi to protect me from you and i'll pay them with my love.

[Kajimura]

ok lets stop bleaching this thread

i will obey lelouches every command without him having to use geass on me if i can kiss C.C's hand and be her servent

[jinzo64]

i will buy 500 pounds worth of candy for a pink haired girl from a certain anime/manga with a name similar to a cleaning product.

[zanemalindeal]

Id kill Uphemia Vi Britania for a Klondike bar

[Kajimura]

@ Jinso: I see what you did there

i see your 500, and raise you 500 more, also ill beat a bald guy for her

[jinzo64]

i'll spend over 9000 pound on bars of candy for her and beat a bald guy and a pouncy seat 5 guy from squad 11 just child mind her.

[Kajimura]

no use, she loves me

also ill get my vizard buddys to fight back you and soi fon (i get yoruichi to betray you) and i take Yachiru away to a nice place full of candy worth 30036580.2742 Yen

[jinzo64]

dam out numbered and if you yoruichi i think soifon would follow her over me.

i'll tell kenpachi you kidnapped yachiru and tell where your hiding in exchange for helping me escape the vizard,soifon and yoruichi.

[Kajimura]

ill gladly give Yachiru back to Kenpachi if i can visit her

[jinzo64]

yes you can visit her but it'll cost a candy bar same goes for me.

i'm going to dedicate the rest of my live and all my money to the study of life alchemy.

[Kajimura]

ill kill 1000 gunman to win over Yoko's affection

[jinzo64]

i'll you a million dollars for the thousand dead bodies so i can make a philosopher's stone

[Kajimura]

ill get you the dead bodies if you give me one tenth of the philosophers stone

[jinzo64]

i'll give you half if you get me 5000 dead bodies

[Kajimura]

id kill justin bieber for a kitkat

[animemental1]

id kill justin bieber for a kitkat

I'd kill him free of charge.

[LOLWTFBBQ]

Id use his corpse to beat Lady Gaga for tickets to Achmed the Dead Terrorist

[animemental1]

Id use his corpse to beat Lady Gaga for tickets to Achmed the Dead Terrorist

Damn, you're smart.

I'd cut Bruno Mars' head off for tickets to Weird Al Yankovic.

[sonnytiger]

Id kill animemental1 for those weird al yanchovic tickets

[LOLWTFBBQ]

Id kill wierd al for tickets to his show... wait...

[XxFabiGBxX]

i can pay for dancing the song "Tokyo Drift" in the street....

really

[jinzo64]

i.d give my left arm and right leg for an automail left arm and right leg.

[stinkyfranki]

I'd give all four limbs for two horns and some vectors growing out of my back.

[Kira2521]

I'll sit here and do absolutely nothing for ?10

[stinkyfranki]

I'd give your grandmother a foot massage for a box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels

[Fishfreeek]

Ill do anything for some praise

[stinkyfranki]

You don't have to. I love you man! You're the freekiest fish I've ever met. Keep it up!

[Fishfreeek]

yaay praise *consumes it all*
thanks ^^

[thedarkmessenger]

I'll sit here and do absolutely nothing for ?10

I'll do that too for 10 USD :P

[animemental1]

I'd stop eating school lunch for the whole school year just to collect the leftover lunch money. Funny thing is i'm actually doing it so I can go to Otakon next year.

[stinkyfranki]

I'd stop eating school lunch for the whole school year just to collect the leftover lunch money. Funny thing is i'm actually doing it so I can go to Otakon next year.

Wow! I did that two years ago to pay for World of Warcraft! And the other weird thing is that I went to Otakon this year! My buddies and I managed to spend a grand there on anime and stuff!

[thedarkmessenger]

I'd spend $1000 on anime for $2000 :P

[jinzo64]

i,d kill for a cake evenif it is a lie