[Mr. Closter]

Get me some spurs that jingle jangle jingle as i go riding merrily along this fresh slice of hell.

[Backmask]

Grab a chair and enjoy the radiation.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Grab a chair and enjoy the radiation.

+1 for you.

[thedarkmessenger]

you really like grabbing chairs and enjoying things, don't you? :p

[Mr. Closter]

New topic.

Backmask grabs a chair to enjoy somthing. what do you do?

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Burn the chair.BURN IT I SAYS!!!

[Backmask]

Enjoy it.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

New Topic
Theres a new topic what do you do?

[Mr. Closter]

Post somthing clever.

[thedarkmessenger]

Post something relevant.

[animemental1]

Post something off topic & have Backmask enjoy it.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Wonder if I can reply to my own topic.

[domo18]

There's a rail gun sitting next to you with only enough power for one shot, what do you shoot with it?

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Metal Gear Ray.

[stinkyfranki]

Myself! so i would no longer have to occupy myself by coming to this site!!!

[humnut]

A baby, the one who stole my wallet in fact. (Little bastard had it coming)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Someone of the opposite sex won't stop annoying you.
What do you do?

[Fishfreeek]

rape them

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

rape them

Pretty Straight Forward.

I'd ask them out.

[stinkyfranki]

lol! why would you ask out someone who is annoying you?

i'd use the one shot in that rail gun to destroy them

[thedarkmessenger]

rape them

damn...you beat me to it :\

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

lol! why would you ask out someone who is annoying you?

i'd use the one shot in that rail gun to destroy them

Cuz they might be hot.

[Backmask]

Grab a chair and enjoy dealing with it.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Grab a chair and enjoy dealing with it.
Where'd you get the chair?

[stinkyfranki]

he pulls them out of his ass!

New topic
Backmask pulls a chair out of his bum-hole. What is your reaction? (Similar to a previous one, but a tiny bit different.)

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

OH MY GOD!!! I'm blind.

[Mr. Closter]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/rasuki19/Yotsubaexclamation.gif

[Fishfreeek]

eat chair

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/rasuki19/Yotsubaexclamation.gif

Don't ask us.

[Backmask]

This.
http://www.clusterballoon.com/UP/assets/UP_CarlRelaxingInChair_fullsize.jpg

[synbad2]

Reply to "Someone of the opposite sex won't stop annoying you"

Hit them with my Avatar

Reply to "Backmask pulls a chair out of his bum-hole. What is your reaction?"

Eat ION CANNON!!!!!!!! *Fires Avatar*

[thedarkmessenger]

O_O

[jinzo64]

steal the chair

new topic

you have to teach quantum machanics to osaka and tomo what do you do?

[animemental1]

I'd teach them "quantum physics". XD

[stinkyfranki]

This.
http://www.clusterballoon.com/UP/assets/UP_CarlRelaxingInChair_fullsize.jpg
For once when I say lol I mean it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

As for having to teach Osaka and Tomo. I'd go off topic and we'd just talk for an hour about something meaningless and funny. Kind of like what happened in the show.

[jinzo64]

i'd pass the task to chio and yomi

[thedarkmessenger]

^agreed

I just hit 2000 post count. What do you do?

[Mr. Closter]

Tell you that you have no life. :p

[thedarkmessenger]

neither do you :p

[jinzo64]

tell you post count means nothing to my 4565 posts

[thedarkmessenger]

your point being? :P *edit* I was around before they erased/restarted the post counts. I actually have more than you :P

[animemental1]

For once when I say lol I mean it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

I know, right? 90% of his chair jokes have got to me.

As for dark, I'd congradulate you on your countless hours of being a hikikomori. :p

[thedarkmessenger]

what's a hikikomori? O_o

[Mr. Closter]

you're a celler dweller, the sun is not your friend.

[jinzo64]

according to a reliable source not wikipedia(cough)

hikikomori is
literally "pulling away, being confined", i.e., "acute social withdrawal") is a Japanese term to refer to the phenomenon of reclusive people who have chosen to withdraw from social life, often seeking extreme degrees of isolation and confinement because of various personal and social factors in their lives. The term hikikomori refers to both the sociological phenomenon in general as well as to people belonging to this societal group. In Western terminology this group may include individuals suffering from social phobia or social anxiety problems. This could also be due to agoraphobia, avoidant personality disorder or painful or extreme shyness.

[thedarkmessenger]

I isolate because I care...about myself O_o

[jinzo64]

wikipedia is the only place to get info on anything what do you do.

[thedarkmessenger]

the outside world is mean and evil >_>

[jinzo64]

thats just a true statment about the state of the world we live in.

[Chewi105]

out side of.....

[thedarkmessenger]

my studio apartment :P

[jinzo64]

cops open a donut shop in your home what do you do?

[Chewi105]

i eatz the donuts

[thedarkmessenger]

^me too

[jinzo64]

me three

[thedarkmessenger]

me four. Wait...what? O_o

[jinzo64]

cops shoot at you for eating there donuts now what?

[thedarkmessenger]

shoot back, obviously

[Chewi105]

i shoot at them whith an Kame-Ame-Ha blast

[jinzo64]

i'd use a grand ray cero.

[Diclonius]

I grab my dvd binders and my gamecube put them in the car.
I then cut the gas line, walk away and let nature take its course

[domo18]

Use that last shot in that rail gun I had mentioned earlier

[jinzo64]

you find out your wife of 5 years and mother of 2 daugthers is actualy your sisiter

[Kira2521]

Do a barrel roll

[Fishfreeek]

eat them

[stinkyfranki]

It depends. If we were twins I'd feel kind of dumb. but if she some long lost relative then I'd shrug and get to making a third kid!

[thedarkmessenger]

Panic!!! Dx

[animemental1]

Meh.

[SquintyMccheese]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091210231802/mysims/images/5/5a/Eyetwitch.gif

[SleeplessPanda]

you find out your wife of 5 years and mother of 2 daugthers is actualy your sisiter

If it took 5 years to find out, I guess the kids must've turned out somewhat normal. Meh' . . too' late to turn back now. >:3

[animemental1]

You end up in the middle of a harem (reverse harem if you're a girl). What do you do?

*walks up to edge of cliff, sticks arms out, and...*

THANK YOU, GOD!!!

[Chewi105]

have a spaz attack

[synbad2]

Declare Rule 56

You're looking down a barrel of a MA-M21KF high-energy beam rifle, what do you do?

[Chewi105]

call chuck norris. chuck norris arrives in a split second and snaps the gun in half

[jinzo64]

increase my spititual pressure so that i can't be hurt.

[Kira2521]

Put a stick in the barrel and see what happens

[jinzo64]

new one
you find out your mum is actually your dad and your dad is actually mum also your sister's actually your brother and brother is actually your sister.
what do you do?

[Distict5-9]

The f***k?! Well, as long as nothing happens to me, no big deal...

[thedarkmessenger]

Panic!!! Dx

[Diclonius]

sell the movie rights and use the money to get the **** out of there

[animemental1]

I don't care. As long as my genitals stay the way I want them to be, I'm good.

[stinkyfranki]

Go on a major shopping spree. Because I don't think they'll be wearing the same clothes they were before. Maybe see a doctor while we're out and ask him what the F*CK happened!

[Chewi105]

have brain crap

[Backmask]

I would grab a chair, but I probably wouldn't enjoy anything.

[thedarkmessenger]

Backmask doesn't enjoy anything on his chair. What do you do?

...PANIC!!! D:

[stinkyfranki]

i'd do something enjoyable!

[animemental1]

Do something he'd enjoy.

Dark's having a panic attack. What do you do?

Dial 911. I'm just full of mercy, aren't I?

[Mr. Closter]

Kill Dark and eat his/her corpse.

[SleeplessPanda]

Do something he'd enjoy.

Dark's having a panic attack. What do you do?

Dial 911. I'm just full of mercy, aren't I?

I'd put a plastic bag over their head till they calmed down. :D

[jinzo64]

steal the chair and replace with a sofa.

new one
you wake up to find or the now the opposite gendar to what you were when you went to bed.
what do you do?

[animemental1]

Regret watching Kasimasi.

[jinzo64]

except my new form and change my name to soifon.

[thedarkmessenger]

accept my new form and change my name to Luster.

[Pain]

change my name to Kallen

[humnut]

F*** myself

You are a hyper-active paranoid schizophrenic with post traumatic stress syndrome due to your encounter with flying half monkey, half warlock wolfs. What do you do? Oh, and you forgot to take your meds.

[animemental1]

wat

[Diclonius]

fling poo at police

[tapirs!?]

I wouldn't know what to do because I wouldn't even know what's happening xD

[synbad2]

When you stare into the abyss, and the abyss stares back at you.... what do you do?

make a funny face
http://i54.tinypic.com/2egbnk8.jpg

[thedarkmessenger]

F*** myself

You are a hyper-active paranoid schizophrenic with post traumatic stress syndrome due to your encounter with flying half monkey, half warlock wolfs. What do you do? Oh, and you forgot to take your meds.

I take my meds :P

[Mr. Closter]

I would go kill a dozen people, eat pancakes, whack off, and then take mah peelz.

[SquintyMccheese]

....nom....
that's what i would do.....nom...

[Useful]

Let's do a different, less confusing one.

Walk into bedroom, see this, what do?
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/ItsAGanmen/1239674088104.jpg

[Ken-Chan]

Get naked and get her to iron me :cool:

[animemental1]

Get the **** out my house...NOW!

[jinzo64]

jump on her.

albert einstein comes to visit what do you do?

i'd steal his brian

[stinkyfranki]

Run around screaming! Seeing as how he's been dead for over fifty years now.

[SleeplessPanda]

jump on her.

albert einstein comes to visit what do you do?

i'd steal his brian

I'd challenge him to a game of Tetris and show him he's not as smart as he thinks he is. >:3

[jinzo64]

you become a soul reaper what do you do?

i'd try and become the lieutenant of squad 2

[stinkyfranki]

Change the second part of my title to "eater" and find myself in a much much better show. haha

[jinzo64]

you'd become a soul eater so you'd be a hollow and be hunter by the soul reapers. haha

[stinkyfranki]

meh, being a hollow wouldn't be so bad. rampaging on people who couldn't see me would be fun. and hey, free peeks in the girls changing room!

[jinzo64]

until your killed by a soul reaper like soifon,rukia or momo for peeking in the girls changing room

[stinkyfranki]

that's alright. It was a "hollow" existence anyways

[jinzo64]

oh thats clever.

[stinkyfranki]

lol, thanks.

New scenario:
Bleach was never created! What do you do?

[jinzo64]

well if it was never created i would never have known about it so i guess i'd watch dragonball z again and read the manga.

[stinkyfranki]

why would you want to do that? isn't it over 200 episodes, and only consists of about 2 fights?

[thedarkmessenger]

I'd not care. :p

[Pain]

over 2000? that hard but i would take my own soul^^

[humnut]

Watch Yu Yu Hakusho, then kick my self for not watching DBZ.

You fart, what do you do?

[animemental1]

Nothing. XD

[thedarkmessenger]

^same :p what's the big deal?

[SquintyMccheese]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/000/067/925/original/excalibur____by_ohnoexcaliburplz.png?1282935629
^^make that kind of facial expression

[synbad2]

You are an alien and you just abducted a person, What do you do?

Mega Probe...

[Chewi105]

i would steal all their manga

[thedarkmessenger]

depends on the gender...>8D

[animemental1]

^ What he said. >;]

[flamingbambi]

PILLAGE.

[jinzo64]

rape and plunder.

your an alien you abduct a cow what do you do?

i''d make burgers

[thedarkmessenger]

I'd dissect it, just for fun >8D

[synbad2]

I'd create a bone xylophone
http://eq2.eqtraders.com/images/articles/bone_xylophone.jpg

[animemental1]

I'm havin' beef tonight! XD

[Fishfreeek]

paint it orange and put it back where I found it

[thedarkmessenger]

paint it orange, put it back, and watch the farmer's reaction xD

[animemental1]

Your mother finds your porn. What do you do?

Run. Run like hell.

[thedarkmessenger]

what porn? O_O

[animemental1]

Fine then. If you had a secret porn stash & your mother finds it, what do you do?

[Fishfreeek]

my mum is computer illiterate so Id just say it was a virus that installed it and put it in the recycle bin XD

[thedarkmessenger]

shoot her :0

[stinkyfranki]

pause from reading my book. tell her that i found her porn stash as well. she leaves quietly, problem solved!

[flamingbambi]

Blame it on the boyfriend >:3

[jinzo64]

blame the cat

[stinkyfranki]

blame it on her for not raising a respectable young man!

[Chewi105]

blame the dog
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:vtpR1FV3zo519M:http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn45/mylifemystorymylegacy/courage-the-cowardly-dog.jpg&t=1

[Shibbidah]

Deny its existence

[thedarkmessenger]

blame the aliens :P

[animemental1]

Blame it on the pop

[thedarkmessenger]

The U.S. government just found your secret stash of nukes. What do you do?

[Shibbidah]

FIRE!!!

[animemental1]

Press the self-destruct button, grab a chair, and enjoy the show.

[thedarkmessenger]

I launch them at random targets :P

[XelaisPWN]

What most people do when the police are about to find contraband.

Eat them.

[Shibbidah]

Nuke it.

[stinkyfranki]

do what is happening in shibbidah's signature.

the middle one, not the side ones.

[flamingbambi]

Claim they are my only family and be offended for treating them differently.

[Fishfreeek]

paint them brown and green and claim they are trees

[stinkyfranki]

New topic
The zombie apocalypse has come. What do you do?

[animemental1]

Grab a chainsaw & a 6-pack of Mountain Dew, form a group similar to that of HOTD's, and have one hell of a killing spree. XD

[thedarkmessenger]

nuke them :P

[jinzo64]

use phoenix down boomb

[Fishfreeek]

drive around in the best cars i can find

[Backmask]

I, for one, welcome our new undead overlords, but I'd have to grab a chair and enjoy it.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Grab Backmask's chair and use it as a weapon until i can find a group like the Brotherhood of Steel in Fallout 3.

[jinzo64]

start a new topic

kenpachi hears a rumour your the strongest person on the planet.
what do you do?

[flamingbambi]

Utterly destroy unsuspecting rapists.

[jinzo64]

your being hunted down by the lunatic of the soul society and your going to Utterly destroy unsuspecting rapists.

personaly i'd pick up my zanpakuto and cut him to till he fainted

[flamingbambi]

I was referring to the strongest person post >>;

[animemental1]

Convince him that he should stop reading National Enquirer.

[jinzo64]

ackmed the dead terrorists threatens to kill you what do you do?

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Grab a stereo and play epic background music while blowing him up.

[flamingbambi]

Grab a deck chair and watch this happen ^

[jinzo64]

I'd smack him round the face with his own boney hand

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

L and Watson team up.
What do you do?

[animemental1]

Achmed: Take his arm and toss it into the Atlantic.

L & Watson: Um...nothing...

[jinzo64]

i'd ask L why he teamed up with watson and not sherlock.

[stinkyfranki]

it would seem like an unnecessary team. Sherlock could solve the mystery on his own and L could too. Having them work together would have no benefits or disadvantages. It would just be a pointless group. But either of them by themselves is scary if you're going planning on committing a crime. Therefore, I would be a good boy and follow the laws!

[jinzo64]

your kidnapped by mickey mouse what do you do?

i'd kick his squeaky voiced ass

[Shibbidah]

Tear his ears and limbs off, gouge out his eyes and stuff them in his mouth, disembowel him and hang him by his own intestines.

[thedarkmessenger]

Why would Micky Mouse kidnap a demon dragon? O_o Does he WANT to be possessed? >8D

[jinzo64]

he'd look weird
like this
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/jinzo64-1/mmnoears.jpg?t=1289429660

[Chewi105]

your an oscar meyer wiener. what do you do?

[jinzo64]

probably get eaten with mustard

[Chewi105]

i have everyone fall in love with me

[jinzo64]

you turn into the joker what do you do?

[Chewi105]

go maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[jinzo64]

i'd threaten to blow up gotham

[jinzo64]

rangiku grabs you now what?

[stinkyfranki]

what happens? my thread dies. that's what happens!

[thedarkmessenger]

franki revives dead threads. What do you do? xD

[stinkyfranki]

sit back and wait for the thread to die again

[thedarkmessenger]

I keep posting to keep the thread from dieing again O_o

[mattroks101]

Then I nuke it to kill it ones and for all.

[thedarkmessenger]

I disabled the nuke before it hit. What do you do?

[jinzo64]

fire of random grand rey ceros in your direction