[Shuiia]

Ok so I had this idea for a little while to start this.
ITT we define stuff that would make you a weeaboo. So,


You're a weeaboo if...
As a "westerner baka gaijin" you have an account on Nico Nico Douga.




Let's see what we can come up with people and have fun!

[N.P.C.C.]

You're a weeaboo if you import Japanese food.

[zemoo]

...if you use words like kawaii or baka instead of their english equivalents

[Kaiju]

...if you believe Japan is the best place ever and what to live there and you hate your home country for some mundane BS reason that will magically be gone once you get to Japan, etc. etc.

[xIsamuTM]

...you use the six words you know in japanese at every opportunity. at work, with parents, teachers, etc.
...you quoted/paraphrased Haruhi Suzumiya at the start of your new job/school.

[Gleeman]

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF071-Weeaboo.gif
Obligatory.

[Shuiia]

...instead of real azns you have a bunch of fake azns as friends.

[Haar]

...There's a good chance you're a weeaboo if you acknowledge this site.

[Shuiia]

...you think AMVs are among the best and greatest things the internet has to offer.

[Haar]

...you watch AMVs at all.

[Ultima]

... if the second you watch an anime, you have your dick in your.

[Kaiju]

You own over $100 in animu, VN, manga, etc. related "swag."

[Guthix]

eh.... more fagotry...

[Matey]

... if you think katanas are the most powerful weapons in existence.

[Kaiju]

... if you think Goku can beat Superman.

[The Real Inferno]

...If you understand anything that was said in the opening post.

[sotaros]

You own over $100 in animu, VN, manga, etc. related "swag."

my collection (i go by lolicon-icon on cr.) (http://www.crunchyroll.ca/forumtopic-754369/does-anyone-still-buy-physical-dvd-collections?pg=30#42428285)

damn, i need a life.


you might be a weeaboo if you have a folder in your porn folder specifically for hentai, and within that, sub folders for certain characters (such as a folder specifically for silica from SAO or orin from touhou project) or genres of porn, (such as NTR or Vanilla.)

[Kaiju]

my collection (i go by lolicon-icon on cr.) (http://www.crunchyroll.ca/forumtopic-754369/does-anyone-still-buy-physical-dvd-collections?pg=30#42428285)

damn, i need a life.


you might be a weeaboo if you have a folder in your porn folder specifically for hentai, and within that, sub folders for certain characters (such as a folder specifically for silica from SAO or orin from touhou project) or genres of porn, (such as NTR or Vanilla.)

I don't have one SPECIFICALLY for Hentai. Just my specific fetish -> Folders divived by Animu/Manga/VN,Western, Vidya Game, IRL, Comic Books, Original -> If Western, Animu, Vidya -> Character/Series specific images. Anime just has the biggest variety of character/series subfolders :B Also a specific folder JUST for my waifus xD

You might be a weeaboo if you get "Bingo" on this image:
http://i.imgur.com/yV9O6O5.jpg
Or rather, getting any of those options matching you, really.

[Shuiia]

...all your favourite anime are Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, Code Geass or otherwise some form of shonen or moe ****.

[mattroks101]

You're a weeaboo if you commonly visit a site named AMV Hell. You're even more of a weeaboo if you actually contribute to it.

[Shuiia]

...whenever you meet someone new you ask them if they watch ANNIE MAY

[Guthix]

You're a weeaboo if you commonly visit a site named AMV Hell. You're even more of a weeaboo if you actually contribute to it.

i call bull****

[Haar]

i call bull****
You say that as if this site isn't full of crazy people with paper-thin skins to support their egos for doing little to nothing of value.

[Guthix]

You say that as if this site isn't full of crazy people with paper-thin skins to support their egos for doing little to nothing of value.

you need japan in that sentace for it to be weaboo

[Haar]

you need japan in that sentace for it to be weaboo

Okay. I can fix this, since "weeaboo" is kind of synonymous with "retard" anyway.


You say that as if this site isn't full of crazy people with paper-thin skins to support their egos for doing little to nothing of value involving setting Japanese cartoons to (sometimes Japanese) music with varying amounts of effort.

[Guthix]

Okay. I can fix this, since "weeaboo" is kind of synonymous with "retard" anyway.

before 6 i woulda disagreed, now idk

[Haar]

before 6 i woulda disagreed, now idk

When I think of weeaboos, I either think of your little girlfriend aikatsu or... this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrmtG71mYQ

[Guthix]

When I think of weeaboos, I either think of your little girlfriend aikatsu or... this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrmtG71mYQ

"your little girlfriend"
youre twice as dead to me

[Haar]

"your little girlfriend"
youre twice as dead to me

I never said you actually liked her.

[Shuiia]

or... this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrmtG71mYQ

*cough* *cough*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tg4vcEDMB4

but of course Jewtube is full of these weeb idiots

[Haar]

^Yeah, she's ridiculously annoying, but KHF's autism is even more annoying. But also funnier.

Oh, and on the subject of Hannah Minx.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HloAlAbSaUo

And even the Something Awful guys hate her (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/japanese-lessons-boobs.php), though I guess that's not much saying much.

[Shuiia]

back on topic:

...your biggest social events are anime conventions

[SuperLoliSentai]

... if you have read more manga volumes than novels

[Shuiia]

...virtually the only music you listen to are either vocaloid tracks or Touhou music.

[Neomalysys]

you think Japan is exactly like anime depicts it and that by going there you will get all the girls and be popular

[Shuiia]

...you consider cosplay a hobby, trade and artform all in one

[Kaiju]

If you think cosplay and otakudom is a staple of japanese culture (it is not.) and is a countrywide phenomenon (it is not. most Japs hate otakus.)

[xIsamuTM]

...you've ever attempted to defend your waifu's honor.
...people have ceased inviting you to functions because you simply cannot shut up about [series, random tid-bits].

[sotaros]

if you've ever finished a sentence with the word desu in a conversation not pertaining to anime

[Haar]

if you've ever finished a sentence with the word desu in a conversation not pertaining to anime

It also counts if you do it in anime-related conversations.

[Backmask]

if you've ever finished a sentence with the word desu in a conversation not pertaining to anime

"By the way, I graduated from DESU."

How very weeaboo.

[Shuiia]

...you consider yourself an expert on Japanese culture while you only know OH-TÁ-KOO culture

[TheBeardedOne]

you might be a weeaboo if you have a folder in your porn folder specifically for hentai, and within that, sub folders for certain characters (such as a folder specifically for silica from SAO or orin from touhou project) or genres of porn, (such as NTR or Vanilla.)

You might be a weeaboo if you prefer to animate your own porn.

[Neomalysys]

You might be a weeaboo if you jerk off to dojinshi

[xIsamuTM]

... if you think your Bleach/Naruto/DBZ/One Piece fanfic is worthy of a buckin' Pulitzer.

[Neomalysys]

if you think anime girls are what japanese girls are like

[Guthix]

You might be a weeaboo if you prefer to animate your own porn.

**** you

[Neomalysys]

if your more interested in vocoloids than real girls

[Shuiia]

...it boggles your mind why most if not all of your favourite animu movies haven't won Oscars, Bafta's, Leone d'Oros, Palme d'Ors or any big movie prize ever.

[jinzo64]

your a Weeaboo if you don't know what a Weeaboo is.

[Shuiia]

...you own at least 5 different Japanese cookbooks(bonus points if they are in Japspeak)

[Ultima]

If you hear the phrase "Lick my toe, ho!" And think it is some kind of vore with touhou characters, you might be a weeaboo.
Yes this is suppose to sound like Jeff Fox Worthy.

[Shuiia]

...you think touhou is ZOMG TEH BEST GAEM EVAR!!1 with R33L DIFFICULTY!!!11!!1 >w< and won't shut the hell up about it
(bonus points if you spank it to porn of it)
(bonus bonus points if all the music you listen to is pretty much exclusively Touhou renditions)

[Guthix]

...you think touhou is ZOMG TEH BEST GAEM EVAR!!1 with R33L DIFFICULTY!!!11!!1 >w< and won't shut the hell up about it
(bonus points if you spank it to porn of it)
(bonus bonus points if all the music you listen to is pretty much exclusively Touhou renditions)

faggot

[Shuiia]

...you openly discuss Type-Moon VN's as if they were fine literature

[Guthix]

...you openly discuss Type-Moon VN's as if they were fine literature

faggot

[Shuiia]

...you used one of the following phrases
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8527/1353059006488.jpg
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6235/1353059175214.jpg
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3240/1353059371707.jpg
http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/5575/1353059666665.jpg
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/4166/1353060030100.jpg

[Ultima]

If your first imported item is a breast mouse pad from japan, you might be a weeaboo.

[Kaiju]

You might be a weeaboo if you own a Naruto Headband and think its the best **** evar.

[Ultima]

You might be a weeaboo if you own a Naruto Headband and think its the best **** evar.

I still have my old headband, but I really just have it in a lonely box of old crap.

[Kaiju]

You might be a weeaboo if you have a fetishized anime character in your signature!....wait...

[proserpine]

... if you think Goku can beat Superman.

This isnt fair, anyone who knows who goku is would think that.

[Kaiju]

This isnt fair, anyone who knows who goku is would think that.

And anyone who really knows Superman finds that laughable.
You might be a weeaboo if you wish to argue this with me. :P

[Shuiia]

...you are obsessed with Vocaloid concerts and would want to visit every single one.

[Guthix]

i think this tread is starting to slowly **** itself by drifting away from weaboo levels of jap culture interest

[Kaiju]

You might be a weeaboo if...this:
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/531/168/64e.jpg

[Haar]

i think this tread is starting to slowly **** itself by drifting away from weaboo levels of jap culture interest

Wasn't that kind of the point?

[Guthix]

Wasn't that kind of the point?

i didnt make it so dunno, and im pretty sure we have enouth of those

[sotaros]

You might be a weeaboo if you ever referred to your actual wife as "mai waifu"

[Shuiia]

...you spend several hours a day with a strict regimen, several cups of noodles and some sake in a Kimono concerning yourself with Japan.