urahara1001
12-23-2013, 02:36 PM
You know what day it is today (or perhaps you don't): It's a Festivus for the rest of us!

Festivus traditionally begins with the Airing of Grievances, where you go around the group gathered and tell everyone how they have disappointed you through out the previous year. Given that it's the internet, I typically leave the floor open to anyone globally (though I generally aim it mostly at corporations).

So let's go guys. Anything that anyone has done to disappoint you during the year, get it off your chest and in the open.

urahara1001
12-23-2013, 06:23 PM
For reference, my list is now up on my G+ page; https://plus.google.com/117864800106258889406/posts/TLWopsqkHmv

Guthix
12-23-2013, 07:14 PM
my list is so vast that i would go into depresion while typing it so ill just say the thing im dissapointed the most.

**** you life, your method of continuation is the ****yest and most flawed concept ive seen. expecting that generations not only keep up, but also improove, while starting from simple instincts to weep and **** yerself. geniuses and wariors are replaces by ****ing weak and retarded babies, the terrors of war are forgoten, cause people cant use history properly expierenced by the dead. bonds of love and frienship have to be remaid over and over just to be broken again. humanity may never achieve true greatness, because the foundation of everything they do is life and life crumbles like a sand castle on the beach, no matter how much sand you put in to it , it still gets washed away by the waves

thedarkmessenger
12-23-2013, 07:58 PM
For reference, my list is now up on my G+ page; https://plus.google.com/117864800106258889406/posts/TLWopsqkHmv

That was actually kind of entertaining to read :o.

As for me.....I'm not disappointed by anyone or anything at all. How? It's simple: ZERO EXPECTATIONS. Nobody can fail to meet your expectations if you never have expectations to begin with.

Guthix
12-23-2013, 08:23 PM
That was actually kind of entertaining to read :o.

As for me.....I'm not disappointed by anyone or anything at all. How? It's simple: ZERO EXPECTATIONS. Nobody can fail to meet your expectations if you never have expectations to begin with.

you must be living a very dull life

urahara1001
12-23-2013, 08:26 PM
Nobody can fail to meet your expectations if you never have expectations to begin with.

Gonna have to disagree there. I have at least one friend that does this fairly regularly (though he has a reputation for failures so massive that they become legendary, so I suppose that might be a win for him).

thedarkmessenger
12-23-2013, 08:28 PM
Gonna have to disagree there. I have at least one friend that does this fairly regularly (though he has a reputation for failures so massive that they become legendary, so I suppose that might be a win for him).

I'm talking ZERO, as in "0" expectations. NOT zero as in "0.1" or "0.00000001" or whatever.

urahara1001
12-23-2013, 08:29 PM
you must be living a very dull life

By your definition though, I'm not sure you'd see any life in different terms though...

thedarkmessenger
12-23-2013, 08:31 PM
you must be living a very dull life

actually, I find my life a LOT more exciting now that disappointment no longer interferes with the excitement.

Haar
12-23-2013, 08:31 PM
I'm quite disappointed with my family for constantly jumping to conclusions, not knowing how real debates work, and acting like I said something unbelievably evil whenever I say something that disagrees with their worldviews.

I'm very disappointed in myself for never finishing anything and still using this site.

urahara1001
12-23-2013, 08:34 PM
I'm talking ZERO, as in "0" expectations. NOT zero as in "0.1" or "0.00000001" or whatever.

I got that. For my example, I honestly don't ever expect to even hear from him or get any information what so ever as to whether or not he still exists. And yet somehow every time I do, he manages to do something lackluster.

Haar
12-23-2013, 08:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/AcvCx5r.png

urahara1001
12-23-2013, 08:38 PM
I'm quite disappointed with my family for constantly jumping to conclusions, not knowing how real debates work, and acting like I said something unbelievably evil whenever I say something that disagrees with their worldviews.

I'm very disappointed in myself for never finishing anything and still using this site.

I can share that first one, just spread it to humanity rather than just family.

I'm forcing myself to finish more things, so I'm not sure if I can qualify it as a disappointment while I'm working on it. As for this site, I wouldn't call it a disappointment, just a time sink.

jinzo64
12-24-2013, 12:43 AM
If were airing dissapointments I'm dissapointed in me and inabbility to acheive the things I want to do.
Mainly because I'm useless and have normaly predetermaned that my effort will result in nothing but failure.

so yeah I'm dissapounted in me.

Chewi105
12-24-2013, 02:08 AM
As for me.....I'm not disappointed by anyone or anything at all. How? It's simple: ZERO EXPECTATIONS. Nobody can fail to meet your expectations if you never have expectations to begin with.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/sirmartz/calvin-on-lowering-expectations.png

redeadlink
12-24-2013, 05:28 AM
i have several grievances.

one, the lack of an aluminum pole in the front yard of this thread

two, the insistence of some people to be massive douches

three, Service Canada.

thedarkmessenger
12-24-2013, 08:02 AM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd95/sirmartz/calvin-on-lowering-expectations.png

I'd still prefer an "a" over a "c", though :P

Shuiia
12-24-2013, 10:20 AM
my list is so vast that i would go into depresion while typing it so ill just say the thing im dissapointed the most.

**** you life, your method of continuation is the ****yest and most flawed concept ive seen. expecting that generations not only keep up, but also improove, while starting from simple instincts to weep and **** yerself. geniuses and wariors are replaces by ****ing weak and retarded babies, the terrors of war are forgoten, cause people cant use history properly expierenced by the dead. bonds of love and frienship have to be remaid over and over just to be broken again. humanity may never achieve true greatness, because the foundation of everything they do is life and life crumbles like a sand castle on the beach, no matter how much sand you put in to it , it still gets washed away by the waves

http://i.imgur.com/pLZarIQ.jpg

On topic:

**** happened
not important
etc. etc.

Guthix
12-24-2013, 11:12 AM
http://i.imgur.com/pLZarIQ.jpg

On topic:

**** happened
not important
etc. etc.

i had the feeling the 3rd rate doctor wannabee would butt in that one.

Shuiia
12-24-2013, 11:43 AM
i had the feeling the 3rd rate doctor wannabee would butt in that one.

Things were getting boring.

N.P.C.C.
12-24-2013, 04:43 PM
The vast majority of you all have disappointment me by only averaging a 30% OUTRAGEOUS rating.

Shuiia
12-24-2013, 05:36 PM
The vast majority of you all have disappointment me by only averaging a 30% OUTRAGEOUS rating.

Dare I ask, what would it take to amass a 100% outrageous rating?

urahara1001
12-23-2014, 06:32 AM
It's that time of year again (at least it is in my time zone). So happy Festivus one and all. Time to start digging up problems old and new to get all your grievances for the year aired.

I'll be getting my list posted with dinner, just wanted to toss this up early so people have some time to think about it.

pzykosiz
12-23-2014, 07:53 AM
People are getting stupider by the minute, and it's still illegal to murder them.

The fall of mankind won't come from war, plagues, famines etc.
It will come in the form of a Darwin Award

milleniummaster18
12-23-2014, 07:56 AM
Reason to why you're still alive.

You make this too easy.

pzykosiz
12-23-2014, 08:02 AM
Reason to why you're still alive.

You make this too easy.

way to make it personal

milleniummaster18
12-23-2014, 08:07 AM
Trust me, kid. You haven't seen personal.

pzykosiz
12-23-2014, 08:13 AM
i don't really care if it is personal
if i actually cared, i could have blocked you ages ago

milleniummaster18
12-23-2014, 08:16 AM
Well, don't mind me then.

Move along, soldier.

pzykosiz
12-23-2014, 09:20 AM
it has been a nice chat

Akyho
12-23-2014, 01:53 PM
****s! So many ****s! and they annoy the ****ing piss out of me now.....I suppose thats after 2 months working with the most stupid ****s possible. They hear things but don't retain them....as well as the simpler the task the more their brain melts. Then everyone has an agenda and they must always be right and must be tops....guess what.....I am don't have an agenda....I am not always right and yet all these ****s who think their the dogs bollocks in my 2 months work program aren't....cos I am. You just need to tell me something once and boom done....tell the others 8 times and no boom and still not ****ing done! so let me reiterate EVERYONE AND THEIR STUPID ****ING AGENDA'S ARE ****S. "AM A SPECIAL SNOW FLAKE!" NO YOU AREN'T AND STOP ACTING AS FRAGILE AS ONE YOU ****ING DOLT!

urahara1001
12-23-2014, 03:04 PM
Ah, good to see the holiday spirit is alive and well.

the4ten
12-23-2014, 03:09 PM
I work in social media and brand management. I essentially get paid to do what every 14 year old girl does on her phone, but for brands online. Twitter, facebook, instagram, vine and the like. That said, I have to deal with a seemingly interminable onslaught of pot shots from anonymous dudes with 6 followers and awful grammar. They hurl nonsensical babble about god-knows-what directly at my brand pages 24 hours a day. Don't get me wrong, I completely understand venting your frustrations and how cathartic it can be to get things off your chest. But "Hey @[brand], **** you you ****ing ****. worst product EVAR!!1 #Merica #faggots" is not helping anyone. I'm a team of one, and I have to sift through your bull****. Every day. All day. You wouldn't treat a call center customer service employee who is genuinely trying to help you with nothing but bubbling contempt (unless you're an insufferable asshole), so why is it ok to do it to random brand managers online (who you're often trying to get assistance from!) After 5 years, it has worn me down. I now hate you. All of you. Every single snarky, wannabe critic with stupid ****ing opinions should eat a rusty trough of AIDS ridden dirty dicks. Next time you feel the need to spout your bile bull****, instead you should write it down on whatever you have to hand, show it to your mom, let her pat you on the head because she's obligated to show you love, and then cram that message into your urethra you talentless, ****ty ****ing soul.

Guthix
12-23-2014, 05:27 PM
i dont care

Akyho
12-23-2014, 05:34 PM
i dont care

That must really bother you guthix for that to be your grievance. You might be suffering from distant personality disorder I suggest getting in contact with a psychologic and have them diagnose you, the sooner you do this the sooner you can care again.

milleniummaster18
12-24-2014, 12:15 AM
Ah, good to see the holiday spirit is alive and well.

I sincerely don't care about your made-up, excusatory, Seinfeld bull**** holiday. This thread is just useful to put ******s in their place once they get baited into posting (as already shown), you might as well have called it "The Whiny Bitching Thread".
Let the ****ty TV references stay in The Big Bang Theory, okay?

urahara1001
12-24-2014, 01:16 AM
I sincerely don't care about your made-up, excusatory, Seinfeld bull**** holiday. This thread is just useful to put ******s in their place once they get baited into posting (as already shown), you might as well have called it "The Whiny Bitching Thread".
Let the ****ty TV references stay in The Big Bang Theory, okay?

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef5c72d07e23f4e1423e708c874cb54114f9f89beae1ce019c 35a6066604d43a.jpg

Also worth noting, there have been quite a few ****ty TV references in the hells, enough so that I think it's well within relevance.

Okay, and now I have my list compiled. Link is here, though I will forewarn, it got quite a bit more ranty this year, not quite as entertaining; http://urahara-1001.livejournal.com/13564.html

In addition, I've got another list just for a couple of people here. If you aren't on my list, you're either doing well and haven't disappointed me, or you've failed to make an impact at all.

SuperLoliSentai - You continue to encourage people to kill themselves, yet you've not taken any action to help make it happen. Pure laziness and complacency. Like Ghandi said, you have to be the change you want to see in the world.

N.P.C.C. - You claim to be outrageous, yet, I can't help but feel you haven't done anything to truly, truly outrage me. I can't put my finger on it, but it just seems that something has been left undone. I realize this may be difficult for you to hear, but I'm sure some part of you should appreciate the effort to get you to your full potential.

On that note, SilentChaz - As touched on in the Challenge 30 review thread; niceness? Compliments? You're supposed to be the disapproving father figure that constantly tells us we're not good enough. So we'll keep trying to do better to gain your love that we can never have. If you change that formula now, it'll throw the whole dynamic out of balance. We'll become a bunch of sissies watching My Little Pony and agreeing with feminists and feel shame for having testicles. Toughen us up the world so that we can have our balls and be proud of them too!

http://i.imgur.com/tvn7XrC.png

Zarxrax - My only complaint with you is that you're ending the minis challenges with so many good ideas left in the suggestions thread. And not just mine. I think there were several in there that would be quite humorous, probably with better results than some of the later challenges we had. I only hope that whatever goes on after the challenges can somehow incorporate some of these.

psykosiz - This isn't on you yourself, but as you've noted recently, everything you post in seems to turn into a total ****storm. No idea what that's about. Again, not really a disappointment in you, you just seem to be the catalyst.

Alright, I think that covers it. If there's anything I forgot, I'll make a note and put you on the list for next year.

SleeplessPanda
12-30-2014, 11:50 AM
My sister has done some awfully selfish things this year that have emotionally and financially hurt the family. Other than that I guess I can't complain.

N.P.C.C.
12-31-2014, 01:49 AM
N.P.C.C. - You claim to be outrageous, yet, I can't help but feel you haven't done anything to truly, truly outrage me. I can't put my finger on it, but it just seems that something has been left undone. I realize this may be difficult for you to hear, but I'm sure some part of you should appreciate the effort to get you to your full potential.

http://i.imgur.com/kCo5IVB.jpg

In my defense, Zarx damn near rejected all my jem clips from hell 7 just to keep the outrageous ratio down.

pzykosiz
01-01-2015, 07:51 AM
psykosiz - This isn't on you yourself, but as you've noted recently, everything you post in seems to turn into a total ****storm. No idea what that's about. Again, not really a disappointment in you, you just seem to be the catalyst..

clearly i'm somewhat talented in something

Guthix
01-01-2015, 07:56 AM
clearly i'm somewhat talented in something

nope, it doesnt take talent to make **** storms here, can say from expierience.

milleniummaster18
01-01-2015, 08:13 AM
Indeed.