[SleeplessPanda]

So my sister's in town for awhile with her husband, and after we went to see his brother's football game they decide they want to go out drinking at some bar. I decide to go along with it, because I like to have a little drink now and then, and I had never been to a bar and I figured it'd be like "Cheers". Let me tell you something: when the first thing you see when you drive up to a bar is cop cars and guys shouting "WHOOOO PARTY!", that's probably a bar you want to avoid. Here's the reasons I'm never going to a bar with my sister again, and why you might want to avoid bars as well:

-Modern bars appear to be turning into mini night clubs, blasting annoying techno music at ear drum shattering volumes.

-All those idiots that gave you a hard time in highschool that you still keep a list of and plan on killing one day? They're all there, and they want to give you a hug.

-You will see your baby sister dancing like a slut.

-Alcohol is expensive, and that makes me sad.

Stay away, staaaaay' awaaaaaay'. D:

[Evileel]

Yes, the last statement makes Evileel sad, indeed D:
http://oi36.tinypic.com/6p3g5t.jpg

Although don't really have any problems with those other 3 reasons :P

[SleeplessPanda]

Oh, trust me, when you've got people who made your life Hell years ago suddenly coming up to you and being like "Hey how ya' doin' what've you been up to? :D", it ruins your night. I wanted to be like "Oh, not much, just trying to drink away the bad memories you and your friends gave me. Spent' a good amount of time in a shrink's office because of what you did to me in the lockeroom, you sick ****.".

[animemental1]

Oh, trust me, when you've got people who made your life Hell years ago suddenly coming up to you and being like "Hey how ya' doin' what've you been up to? :D", it ruins your night. I wanted to be like "Oh, not much, just trying to drink away the bad memories you and your friends gave me. Spent' a good amount of time in a shrink's office because of what you did to me in the lockeroom, you sick ****.".

That's how I felt in high school about middle school. Except I watched anime instead of drinking.

Thing is, I'm still in my second year of high school.

[thedarkmessenger]

I hated middle school >_>

[SleeplessPanda]

That's how I felt in high school about middle school. Except I watched anime instead of drinking.

Thing is, I'm still in my second year of high school.

Long Island Iced Tea. You HAVE to try one sometime. :D

[animemental1]

...Fine. But I'm more of a Pink Lemonade guy.

[thedarkmessenger]

Root Beer. Drink it :P

[XelaisPWN]

That's how I felt in high school about middle school. Except I watched anime instead of drinking.

Thing is, I'm still in my second year of high school.

Good luck. I'm almost done, fourth year! WHOO! Plus, it's a lot easier on me because most people are more accepting than some other places I've seen.

Although, I still get my fair share of "LOL UR WATCHING YUGIOH"

[animemental1]

Root Beer. Drink it :P

Mmmmm...the beer that doesn't make you do crazy ****.

[XelaisPWN]

I love getting me some Bawls G33k b33r, or some barqs if I can't find any. Getting your caffeine fix with root beer is heaven.

[Evileel]

when you've got people who made your life Hell years ago suddenly coming up to you and being like "Hey how ya' doin' what've you been up to? :D", it ruins your night.

Well I dont remember having this problem. I guess because Ive moved to other city after finishing high school. There were no decent collage in my hometown. I suggest you to do the same too http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8514/79044543by4.gif

[Fishfreeek]

home schooling ftw XP

[LOLWTFBBQ]

whoa, hard to believe theres another homeschooler on here aside from me. but in middleschool I didnt really know how to handle myself so even being homeschooled I would have tough times. ahh Junior year.

[Backmask]

Children, once you mature, try Laughing Skull.

[SleeplessPanda]

Children, once you mature, try Laughing Skull.

Is that the name of a drink? One of my sister's friends told me on the way to the bar that when we get there that I should ask the bartender for a "blowjob". Apparently that's the name of a drink now . . along with "gorilla farts". I would never, ever, drink something called a "gorilla fart". D:

[Scorchedenigma]

you sure thats the name of a drink 0_o that seriously sounds like a bad joke that ends with you getting thrown out of the bar xD

[SleeplessPanda]

My sister wouldn't let him get away with trying to trick me, and she didn't say he was joking, so I guess he was telling the truth. There are a lot of drinks with weird names . . so anything's possible.

[animemental1]

Children, once you mature, try Laughing Skull.


"blowjob", "gorilla fart"

Adults these days. They come up with the craziest names.

[LurkerSubmarine]

Blow Job

1 part Baileys
1 part Banana Liqueur
1 part Kahl?a
(layer)

[NodMan]

Drink your booze straight. As for bars it just depends on the kind you go to.

[LurkerSubmarine]

I agree, drinking it straight is the way to go.

[tanis_lionheart]

Who goes to a bar to get drunk?
Noob.


You get a little drunk THEN go to a bar.
:/

[jinzo64]

i still need i.d to go out drinking.
i'm in the process of getting some.

[Fishfreeek]

lol, I should of put "I used to get home schooled"
full time employment in a dead end job for me now *sigh*

I dont drink much, and very rarely go out to get drunk..

[jinzo64]

i have a dead end job to.
if only i could go out and drwon my sorrows at the local tavern.
stupid I.D checks

[synbad2]

the booze that i drink is free....... my dad brews his own Beer, Port, wine and the occasional bathtub of Moonshine......

*jokes on the last one but rest are true*

[Fishfreeek]

right, Im off to steal some beer, port and wine XD

[jinzo64]

o.k just be careful watch out for the pumpkins that guard it

[Matey]

oh drinking, the most overrated activity ever.

Wine is good, and beer is awesome. but getting drunk is retarded (in my opinion >.>). I personally enjoy being in control of myself, as such i do not like getting insensibly drunk, hence why i have done so only a few times. It pisses me off to no end that for some reason everyone is encouraged to think drinking is an adult and cool thing to do, and that getting drunk is also a cool thing to do. Drink because you enjoy what you are drinking, and don't drink enough to get drunk; that is the best way to enjoy alcohol, it will also save you a ton of money, prevent tons of headaches, and will certainly boost your chances of avoiding herpes or other diseases you are likely to get when you get wasted and pick up ugly chicks at a bar.

[jinzo64]

pirates are alcholics

[SleeplessPanda]

pirates are alcholics

I'm kind of surprised he didn't mention rum, being a pirate and all . . Is a pirate still a pirate if they don't drink rum? :confused:

[jinzo64]

probably.
luffy is a pirate and he doesn't drink rum does he?

rum warms your tum

[SleeplessPanda]

probably.
luffy is a pirate and he doesn't drink rum does he?

rum warms your tum

Luffy is a pirate in the same sense that Naruto is a ninja . . I think to be a pirate, you first need to own a ship (bought or stolen), be willing to steal, and drink a little rum now and then. You also could say a pirate would have to be willing to murder, because not all people will surrender their belongings without a fight.

[Matey]

Luffy drinks beer. and he has a ship. and he kicks the **** out of people and steals their treasure... but he runs into enough evil guys to **** kick that he never needs to pick on helpless folk.

my view on alcohol is kinda ironic though, cause i usually go by "Drunken Matey" despite the fact that "Sober Matey" would make a lot more sense >.>

[Diclonius]

I was picked on throughout middle and high school untill my juniour year when I went from 5-8 to 6-6

[Scorchedenigma]

you know thats the same thing the vikings did. to be a pirate you need to steal from other ships out in the water. thats the only requirement to be a pirate. and just to clarify to be a viking you need to be Nordic xD

[Backmask]

You're two inches taller than me, Diclonius.

[AKALink]

My school has a contract for all people living on campus. So I can't drink alcohol, not that I want to, stuff tastes nasty.