[Chewi105]

Just post you favorite quotes. I'll start:


"I never like fighting games, as i argued that there has to be something wrong with a game in which you can spend 15 years practicing and learning every slightest combo and still manage to lose to someone randomly smashing buttons" -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

[jinzo64]

that reminds me of my brother on street fighter 4 his ranbom button bashing defeats me everytime

[Shibbidah]

Yahtzee FTW.

"Todays that were the same as yesterday, tomorrows that are the same as today. That happiness we took for granted is gone, and we may never get it back. Our cherished world has already fallen to ruin." -Saeko Busujima and Saya Takagi (Highschool of the DEAD)
That's been mah favorite quote for awhile.

[scarmullet]

"Shake for me girl, I wana be your back door man" - Richard Nixon........ok it was Led Zeppelin.

[jinzo64]

I'm my fathers son - Gohan Dragonball z bojack unbound

[Shibbidah]

"Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past, all I have is shame." -Kurama (Elfen Lied)

[XxFabiGBxX]

"Stupidity is a talent for misconception". Edgar Allan Poe

[Shibbidah]

This one was mah senior quote:
"If the whole world burns, I'll never grow cold." -Cinder Pyromancer

[Evileel]

"Im wondering, why this thread its on the Videos Threads section??...." -XxFabiGBxX

[Shibbidah]

win...and...good point.

[Fishfreeek]

quick look a distraction *points*

Omigod! where!

behind the purple hippo

Omigod, you're right. How did I not notice that before?.

[jinzo64]

thats somthing i never figured out how to do.
how do you get multipul quotes in one post like that?

quote shakespeare- to be or not to be that is the question.

[Drenaz]

"Never, never, never, never give up."

[Shibbidah]

"Romantic feelings are nothing more than a passing phase, kinda like a form of mental illness." -Haruhi Suzumiya

[Evileel]

how do you get multipul quotes in one post like that?


By using Multiple Quotes button of course :D
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[Shibbidah]

"Change is innevitable...except with vending machines." -Unknown

[darkzi]

'Panties...GLORIOUS PANTIES HAHHAHAA' - Eric 'That 70's Show'

[Trilobiteer]

"Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope, this definition is subject to interpretation." - HK-47

[flamingbambi]

"What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that, even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you." - V for Vendetta

[Shibbidah]

"This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper." -T.S. Elliot, The Hollow Men

[flamingbambi]

"At the temple, there is a poem called "Loss" carved into the stone. It has three words, but the poet has scratched them out. You cannot read Loss, only feel it." - Memoirs of a Geisha

[Diclonius]

Proud is the Clanchief. Prideful is the Clanchief of a two-member clan.
Friendly fire, isn’t.
Just because you feel certain an enemy is lurking behind every bush, it doesn’t follow that you are wrong.
The road to disasters is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning and paved with their good intentions.
Professionals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.
It is not wise to dispute the decisions of the Powers. They have more ways of enforcement than you have of escape.
Dragons are best approached by messenger.

all Mercedes Lackey

[Shibbidah]

"They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose; nor spake nor moved their eyes; it had been strange, even in a dream; to have seen those dead men rise." -Samuel Taylor Coloridge, "The Rime of an Ancient Mariner"

[Trilobiteer]

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." - Brother Librarian Isador Akios

"All power demands sacrifice." - Chaos Sorcerer Sindri Myr

"War is cruelty. There is no use trying to reform it. The crueler it is the sooner it's over." - Warmaster Horus

[Shibbidah]

"Turn the key deftly in the oiled wards, and seal the hushed casket of my soul." -John Keats, To Sleep

[AKALink]

"Screw the Rules, I have Green Hair!"

[Shibbidah]

Ytas ftw

[Shibbidah]

"Have you ever realized just how insignificant your existence on this planet actually is?" -Haruhi Suzumiya

[scarmullet]

"There is no sanctuary"-Logan5

[Distict5-9]

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us...- Calvin and Hobbes

[animemental1]

"I hate this city.........It's full of memories I don't want to remember." - Tomoya Okazaki

[domo18]

"I'm going to tell you something important now, so you better dig the wax out of those huge ears of yours and listen! The reputation of Team Gurren echoes far and wide. When they talk about its badass leader - the man of indomitable spirit and masculinity - they're talking about me! The mighty Kamina!" - Kamina

[XxFabiGBxX]

"in this world, youre an stupid when you help other... so doesnt matter if you are stupid" Gajeel

[Chewi105]

"Naw"-Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

[AKALink]

"There always comes a time in history when the person who dares to say that two plus two equals four is punished with death. And the issue is not what reward or what punishment will be the outcome of that reasoning. The issue is simply whether or not two plus two equals four." -Albert Camus

"God can show Himself as He really is only to real men. And that means not simply to men who are individually good, but to men who are united together in a body, loving one another, helping one another, showing Him to one another. For that is what God meant humanity to be like; like players in one band, or organs in one body. Consequently, the one really adequate instrument for learning about God is the whole Christian community, waiting for Him together." -C.S. Lewis

[wafflegear]

Through me you pass into the city of woe:
Through me you pass into eternal pain:
Through me among the people lost for aye.

Justice the founder of my fabric mov'd:
To rear me was the task of power divine,
Supremest wisdom, and primeval love.

Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter here.

Dante's Inferno Canto 3

[Shibbidah]

"I hate this city.........It's full of memories I don't want to remember." - Tomoya Okazaki


Dammit I was gonna use that one.

"Heaven Queen carry me away from all pain. All the same, take me away. We're dead to the world." -Nightwish

[jinzo64]

Falcon pwnch

show me your moves

captain falcon smash bros series

[Shibbidah]

(He's actually from F-Zero)

"When you think about it logically, we don't really need turtles." -Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga, Azumanga Daioh.

[domo18]

Roy Mustang:When I'm F?hrer, there will be changes! That day...*strikes dramatic pose* all female officers will be required to wear - TINY MINISKIRTS!

Jean Havoc: YOU'RE A MIRACLE, MUSTANG! (hugs Mustang's leg) I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!

Roy Mustang: Yes! (still posing)

[Backmask]

"Dammit I was gonna use that one." - Shibbidah

[XxFabiGBxX]

"Naw"-Osaka, Azumanga Daioh

best quote ever!

"so, I started to meditate, and realize that the world would be better on 8-bits" me xD !

[Shibbidah]

"This is the cancer that is killing AMVs." -Old internet meme,

[Shibbidah]

Have to post this one before I forget:
"Because I have to classified information, I use classified information to get in touch with the future, but the thing is, I haven't gotten any classified information for about a week and I started to think how weird that was. I was so surprised, I classified information, I really did, but it was classified information too." -Mikuru Asahina, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[Shuiia]

In a sense I have. I am growing old, my body is deteriorating, and like all of you, will eventually cease to function. As a robot, I could have lived forever. But I tell you all today, I would rather die a man, than live for all eternity a machine. ~Andrew Martin(Bicentennial Man)

[XxFabiGBxX]

"Nasumi-san, Nagasumi-san... Choco Banana!" Seto San

[thebigred71]

Its man eating man out there and who are we to deny it in here. - Sweeney Todd

[stinkyfranki]

"Im wondering, why this thread its on the Videos Threads section??...." -XxFabiGBxX
Nice choice!

"That's just the kind of man I was." Sid

[jinzo64]

fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

[Shibbidah]

Fool me thrice: Imma kill you.

[AKALink]

"The devils greatest trick was convincing the world he didn't exist" -The Usual Subjects

"He is not a tame lion" -Mr. Tumnus (Chronicles of Narnia)

[jinzo64]

is our children learning proper George W Bush

[XxFabiGBxX]

"Im the one holding the obnoxiously large sword" - LOLWTFBTQ

[Trilobiteer]

"Indeed, from your perspective, it may appear that I am emitting sounds which resemble human speech. If that is the case how can you be sure that the sounds I emit are meant to express the meaning of the words you hear?"

"Is it not possible that the sounds I am emitting simply conform by coincidence to the conditions of an answer to your question?"

"Two people could engage in actions that would make it appear as though a conversation was occurring, and nobody would have any way of knowing whether or not accurate communication occurred."

- Shamisen, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[jinzo64]

i pity the fool (MR T)

[humnut]

"Goku, where did you get that muffin?"

"Muffin Button."

"But I didn't install a muffin button."

"Then where did I get this muffin."

- Dragon Ball Z Abridged

[Shibbidah]

"Cracka, if you be thinkin what I think yo thinkin', then I'm gonna have to bust a cap in yo white ass." -Yuki Nagato, The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya

[animemental1]

Kyon: Well, I'll just listen to some j-pop and WHAT THE **** IS SHE DOING ONSTAGE?!?! - The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya

[Shibbidah]

"Smoking weed by moonlight, molesting lolis by daylight. Never running from a real fight. He is the one named Sailor Pothead!" -Itsuki Koizumi, The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya.

[animemental1]

Ritsu: Wow, that's the biggest piece of meat I've ever seen!
Mio: Bitch, please, you ain't seen nothin' yet.
- K-On! The Abridged Series

[Shibbidah]

Argh!!! I've been meaning ta watch that one, but I don't know which is teh "actual" one.

"Welcome to the mindf***" -Yuki Nagato

[animemental1]

Here's a link to the one I watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMnyv6uWfNs

*points to Sunohara* You're a person with weird hair! *points to Tomoya* Your existence is weird! - Fuko Ibuki, Clannad

[Shibbidah]

Megas thanks.

I honestly liked teh dub line for that one.

"YOUR HAIR IS AN IMPOSSIBLE COLOR!!!" -Fuko Ibuki, CLANNAD

[Shibbidah]

"My timezone is my timezone. I am nothing without my timezone. My timezone is nothing without me." -scarmullet

[Shibbidah]

Here's a link to the one I watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMnyv6uWfNs

Yep, thsts teh right one, thanks.

[scarmullet]

Do you know where sailors like to hang out? - Ryo Hazuki, Shenmue

[TheDmon]

"L did you know shinigami's love apples" Death Note

[humnut]

"People die if they are killed" Fate/Stay Night

[TheDmon]

DO A BARREL ROLL! Peppy

[jinzo64]

is this a dagger i see before me - mcbeth

[Diclonius]

Uncle Rukus:Why did she leave?
Robert Freeman:She said I didnt love myself enough.
Uncle Rukus:Thats understandable your a coon.

[Chewi105]

"Double rainbow!! All the way! Oh my God!" -unknown

[Kira2521]

"Attention, duelists! My hair gives me the power to defy gravity!"

Littlekuriboh: Yu-gi-oh! The Abridged Seires

[animemental1]

Wait for it...

GENTLEMEN...BEHOLD...CORN!

[XelaisPWN]

"Double rainbow!! All the way! Oh my God!" -unknown

That "unknown" would be Paul ?Bear? Vasquez (youtube username Hungrybear9562).

Oh, I guess I need a quote...

?I push this one button and the shower goes on and I think, 'where the f*ck am I?'? -Ozzy

[TheDmon]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman." Bill Clinton

[jinzo64]

pay no attention to the man behind the current. the wizard of oz

[animemental1]

It's just a flesh wound! - Black Knight, Monty Python and the Black Knight

[jinzo64]

kagamisama,oh kagamisama -konata lucky star

[Zuiichi]

"Bang" - cowboy bebep

[TheDmon]

"well your a smelly pirate hooker"
"y dont u go back to your home on whore island" Ron Burgandy (Anchorman)

[jinzo64]

sex is like air it's only important when your not getting any - goku dbz abridged

[Chewi105]

"A flat chest is a status symbol!" -Konata, Lucky Star

[scarmullet]

THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A ****!-Tourettes Guy

[animemental1]

"Wait, so...that means...I FINALLY ATE SOME PU-" Soul, Soul Eater Parody

[Chillpalazzo]

"Inuyasha!" -Kagome
"Kagome!" -Inuyasha

[jinzo64]

special beam cannon - piccolo DBZ

[scarmullet]

BIG MAC ATTACK!-Vegeta

[Shibbidah]

"HUMMENS MUST FITE FOR FREEDOME!" -Henry Freeman (Half-Life: Full Life Consequences, Free Man)

[animemental1]

IT'S OVER 9000! - Vegeta, DBZ

[scarmullet]

"When someone asks if your a god, you say YES!" Winston Zedmore, Ghostbusters

[animemental1]

"I swear to ass, i'm gonna kick your god." - Yusuke, Yu Yu Hakusho 2nd Movie Abridged

[jinzo64]

sasuke no - naruto

[stinkyfranki]

"Nothing left to do but go home, eat yams and fart till I pass out." - Satoshi Imamiya

"Only thing that got whipped out was my Johnny!" - Akira Takizawa

[Barty64]

Big Bang Theory - Sheldon: I have got the Sword of Azeroth!
Leonard: Forget the sword, Sheldon. Help Raj.
Sheldon: There is no more Sheldon. I am the sword master!
Wolowitz: Leonard, look out!
Leonard: Damn it, Sheldon, we're dying here.
Sheldon: Goodbye, peasants.
Leonard: Bastard teleported!
Raj: He's selling the Sword of Azeroth on eBay.
Leonard: You betrayed us for money? Who are you?
Sheldon: I'm a rogue night elf. Don't you people read character descriptions? Wait, wait, wait... somebody just clicked Buy It Now.
Wolowitz: I am the sword master!

[XelaisPWN]

I dislike you.
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
What?
Because... because you'll be dust on Monday.
Huh?
Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend.
I'm sorry... what?
And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has weekends off, so... Monday. Right?

[animemental1]

I need to lose twenty more pounds, OR I'LL NEVER BE PRETTY! [starts cutting legs with chainsaw] - Dr. Weird, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[Barty64]

I want Foxy Love gone

[Zuiichi]

Death? here's one more soul to the call - Me
Even if all else fails, I Won't - Me
The king of games is just a title, i'm quite poor thank you - Me

Yeah i'm full of myself :P

[Big Fish]

"If only my hand were my penis" - Kintaro Oe

[Chewi105]

"1.21 GIGAWATTS?!?" -Doc, Back To the Future

[Bakagami]

Balls reflect the man. She has yours. She knows what you do. Always.

By me apparently~

[TheDmon]

"there are no kings or gods here only man" Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)

[jinzo64]

fool me once shame on me, fool me again, a fool can't be fooled again. george W bush

[TheDmon]

"REAGAN SMASH" Ronald Reagan (family guy)

[Diclonius]

The road to disasters is ordered by the righteous, planned by the well-meaning and paved with their good intentions. Mercedes Lackey

hey scarmullet what movie is that in your sig with pat and arnold dueling banjos?

[XelaisPWN]

"bambi took a shower, then baka dried her off. but element decided baka was a towel, and the idea of that made baka faint and made me accidentally." -Me. :D

[SilentShadow]

"Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a day; light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life." unknown

I can't find the next quote so I'm gonna have to paraphrase a bit. It was something like:

"If an outsider hurts throws a rock, a villager will throw one back.
If two outsiders attack us, two villagers will stand against them.
If five stand against us, five villagers will stand by our side.
We'll answer ten enemies with ten neighbors, one hundred with one hundred, and if our enemies number over one thousand, the entire village will stand against them.
One person's pain is everyone's pain; the shame of one is the shame of all; and the enemy of one is an enemy of all."

That's either higurashi or I made it up.

Also: "I'm a F@%# Mothering vampire!" TFS Hellsing

[animemental1]

Dr. Weird: GENTLEMEN! Who stole my Hairarium?
Steve: Your what?
Dr. Weird: My hair helmet!
[In reality, it's on his head]
Steve: It's uh, right there.
Dr. Weird: Oh... BULL****!
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[Evileel]

"I've been watching so much anime to the point where normal women aren't attractive anymore." - animemental1 on 21/12/2010 17:39

[Leef]

Nostradamus once said "2012"

[SilentShadow]

In the words of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor, "IGNORE ME!!!"

[Backmask]

A wise computer once said "01010011011101000110111101110000001000000110110001 10111101101111011010110110100101101110011001110010 00000110000101110100001000000111000001101111011100 10011011100010000001111001011011110111010100100000 01100110011101010110001101101011011010010110111001 10011100100000011101000110111101101111011011000010 0001"

[Evileel]

A wise computer once said "Stop looking at porn you ****ing tool!"

Lol, wise computer, indeed XD

[joster285]

Vincent: Patience is the chief virtue for those who have faith. Mahatma Gandhi, New Delhi, 1946.
Lt. Mike London: Up your ass. Lieutenant Mike London, **** Creek, the year is now.
-Hell of the Living Dead

[Chewi105]

"I shall poop now." -Dr. Membrane, first thoughts

[ThePsychoGamer]

"What frightens me most, is that they call it God's love" - Gods love by Bad Religion written by Greg Graffin

"Sanity is a full time job in a world that is always changing" - Sanity by Bad Religion

"Reality is the crumbiest book I've ever read, there isn't a hook, just a bunch of cheap shots, creatures that suck, and characters an armature wouldn't dream up" - Stranger than Fiction by Bad Religion.

and when dealing with Bad Religion quotes, one can not forget this one

"I love my computer you can be my princess or you can be my whore." I love my Computer - Bad Religion

"If not for coffee, the world would see a lot more suicide" - A psychotic, coffee addicted gamer

[XxFabiGBxX]

"Carl, you motherf*ucking piece of sh*t gang-banging ****sucker!" Officer Tenpenny GTA SA

I lol'd so hard when I heard it!

[SilentShadow]

"..." Ancient ninja battle cry.

[Guthix]

balance is power
thats all you need to know!

[Veran]

"Warum soll mans einfach machen, wenn es doch kompliziert a gehd?" - Einstein.

"I'm gonna go with a kilo of hashis to the nature to smoke the grass where it grows" - Bubbi Morthens.

"The shortest straw has been pulled for you" - Metallica

[RBRat3]

" Good artists borrow, Great artists steal..." - Pablo Picasso

[mattroks101]

"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."
"I've got balls of steel."
- Duke Nukem

And my favorite

"NOO!!"
- The Heavy

[LancerFIN]

"People die when they are killed" - Emiya Shiro
"All your Base are belong to Us" - CATS

[tanis_lionheart]

Spoilers - River Song

[Backmask]

Wrong thread...I think.

[Diclonius]

Here's my view on religion: I like to know what game I'm playing. If I think I'm playing Sorry!, only it turns out I was playing Candyland, guess what? I just got ****ed.-- Glenn Jones

one time, doing time, for a long long time--The Shield

If you can't figure out why a clown shooting a ninja is forty kinds of awesome, it's not going to waste time explaining it to you. --Yahtzee

A storm is coming. A storm of steel and blood--Revy -black lagoon

[mattroks101]

"A priest, a rabi, and a shawmen walk into a bar. AND I KILL THEM!!!"
- Sarge

[SilentShadow]

"i have the weirdest boner right now.." Random youtuber in response to children singing about pudding.