[mattroks101]

Well it's probably not really all that ultimate but I thought I'd give this a shot anyway.

Pretty much you use a word that rhymes till we're out of rhymes for that word in which case we switch to another one.

example:

me: rhyme

someone: time

Then when we're out of words that rhyme with rhyme we switch to some other word

example:

me: purple

someone: clock

someone else: smock


I'll start with smock

[thedarkmessenger]

clock. BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!

[mattroks101]

dock

[thedarkmessenger]

sock.

[mattroks101]

glock

[thedarkmessenger]

Spock

[mattroks101]

shock

[thedarkmessenger]

stock

[mattroks101]

block

[Chewi105]

c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!

[mattroks101]

shaker

[vejtornado]

taker

[Chillpalazzo]

faker

[Bakagami]

I am your maker.

[Chewi105]

quaker
yum!
http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/03/quakers.jpg

[Chillpalazzo]

Slum

[mattroks101]

dumb

[tapirs!?]

thumb

[mattroks101]

red rum

[Backmask]

cum

[Chillpalazzo]

From where?

[mattroks101]

there

[Kaiju]

Hare Hare Yukai!

[Shibbidah]

Bill nye the science guy!!!

Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!

[Distict5-9]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fK8bvJNIs4k/SoXAd907SQI/AAAAAAAAB-4/K2wh_vHv8wE/s400/why-god-why.png

[mattroks101]

thy

[Kira2521]

The fly

[Bakagami]

In your eye.

[mattroks101]

my my

[Chillpalazzo]

The sky is blue

[mattroks101]

YOU!!!!

[Bakagami]

Glue!

[mattroks101]

Too

[Kira2521]

I hate you!!!

[mattroks101]

I hate you!!!

DQ that was a repeat.

I'll start again.

purple

[Shibbidah]

Nurple

[Chillpalazzo]

I can't think of anything... so...

Orange :P

[mattroks101]

Uhh let's try again then :(

pop

[Shibbidah]

Orange: Door hinge

Top

[Distict5-9]

Flop

[mattroks101]

Sop

[Shibbidah]

stop

[flamingbambi]

Drop

[jinzo64]

slop

[mattroks101]

Clop

[Shibbidah]

Fop

[humnut]

Shop

[Distict5-9]

Prop

[mattroks101]

Cop

[domo18]

mop

[mattroks101]

Hop on Pop

[flamingbambi]

Chop

[mattroks101]

And now I change it to something else for the fun of it >8)

how

[flamingbambi]

now

[mattroks101]

Chow

[Backmask]

cow

[mattroks101]

How art thou

[domo18]

Kung pow

[mattroks101]

Wow....

[flamingbambi]

Sow.

[Bakagami]

Swine.

[animemental1]

Divine

[flamingbambi]

The world is mine!

[animemental1]

It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. (TOP THAT. >=D)

[domo18]

dine

[mattroks101]

Whine

[synbad2]

going flying on an airline

[Chewi105]

it when WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA when i cut the wrong bomb line (topped it >:3)

[synbad2]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/06/ein03small.jpg

[mattroks101]

Bind

[synbad2]

Gurren and Lagann have combined

[mattroks101]

Oh how kind :)

[synbad2]

Our lives have been entwined

[mattroks101]

In my mind

[synbad2]

Mankind (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Frase_de_Neil_Armstrong.ogg) <<< Click me

[mattroks101]

Wind up toys

[domo18]

20th Century Boys

[Bakagami]

Crash and the Boys.
That's right. I just rhymed boys with boys.

[Shibbidah]

noise

[jinzo64]

my toys

[mattroks101]

Next rhyme,

rhyme

[jinzo64]

crime

[Distict5-9]

chime

[animemental1]

Slime

[mattroks101]

All mine

[animemental1]

Grime

[thedarkmessenger]

I found a dime! 8D

[mattroks101]

I only hope that there's time

[Bakagami]

Oy look. A mime.

[Chaos+]

I'm eating a lime.

[Shibbidah]

thyme

[Bakagami]

Salt.

[thedarkmessenger]

Malt

[synbad2]

Im going to assault you on the asphalt until you halt the opening of the vault

[thedarkmessenger]

fault

[mattroks101]

Jolt

[Shibbidah]

tumult

[mattroks101]

Bolt

[Shibbidah]

Occult

[mattroks101]

Wolt

[Bakagami]

Nuclear.

[mattroks101]

You make me shed a tear

[Bakagami]

Shake in fear.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

Bake and jeer.

[mattroks101]

You made that clear

[SquintyMccheese]

that you smell like fear?

[synbad2]

its time to shift the gear and drive along pier while we drink a beer and volunteer to be a bioengineer...

[mattroks101]

its time to shift the gear and drive along pier while we drink a beer and volunteer to be a bioengineer...

Wow man your good.
Next rhyme :)

Bob

[synbad2]

while eating a corncob on a job, my ear swab began to throb and i had a heartthrob for a doorknob

[Bakagami]

Then we lob a knob at Rob till he begins to sob.
That's mean said Charlie Sheen then we nab the queen on halloween at the crime scene.
Penis.

[jinzo64]

the man penis likes to play tennis.

[mattroks101]

the man penis likes to play tennis.

Doesn't rhyme.

Next rhyme:

lol (or lawl)

[jinzo64]

trol

[Guthix]

if you were a doll,for you id pay the toll,i may not be small,my love would never fall,just give me a call,or atleast a smile.
[no i do not collect em nothing else seemed to fit and sorry i know only amateur poetry]

[Bakagami]

Crocodile!

[Zuiichi]

It's been awhile since i've had the guile to go to the lsles of my greatest trial

[Chewi105]

the tone of dial

[Zuiichi]

hmm this might take awhile

[Chewi105]

no one likes to drink bile

[mattroks101]

That would be rather vile

[Azure_Xeq]

But it would certainly be a statement about his style

[mattroks101]

I wish my name was Kyle (it isn't)

[Guthix]

some one get me my file,im too lazy to walk amile,not to mention i have no sence of style and somth'n somth'n kyle [ran out of words]

[synbad2]

next up... ;) this is gonna be a long one....
You and I will get in a blue Canoe and do the Dew until we bid adieu to Hugh, while Pooh goes to screw a Jew(sorry) until the Stew starts to boil and Stu puts Voodoo a shoe that flew anew and started a coup with the crew of the new HMCS ****a-doodle-doo. :wtf:

[Bakagami]

some one get me my file,im too lazy to walk amile,not to mention i have no sence of style and somth'n somth'n kyle [ran out of words]

Wow master wordsmith you just rhymed style and kyle with style and kyle.
Here, have an orange.

[Chillpalazzo]

I'll take your orange and squeeze it in the door henge to make some juice

Juice for duce but they ain't that loose unlike kaboose.

[Chewi105]

just like a sqwaking goosen and some moosen with a boxen of dougnuts

[Guthix]

huzzah oj
today i found a box ,inside there was an ox ,for some reason it was wearing socks ,i asked "hows it going pops?".he replied "im going to kill that fox!".i left him raging and went to the docks,picked a few mops and made a crudy raft out of them and sat sail for the blue waters,for the blue sky...

[mattroks101]

Wow, this has gone from a rhyme game to a rap/poetry game. That is insane. Anyway I will rhyme ox, box, socks, pops, docks, mops with troks, mattroks.

[Guthix]

sorry i cant realy ryhme unless the whole contents fits which makes poetry

[mattroks101]

Hmmm what rhymes with poetry. Snow-a-tree?

[Bakagami]

Farghfjsfj!

[mattroks101]

I can't rhyme that.

[jinzo64]

fish in a dish

[mattroks101]

Hat

[jinzo64]

in the cat

[mattroks101]

Matt

[jinzo64]

flat chest

[mattroks101]

Crest

[jinzo64]

best of vest

[mattroks101]

Jest

[Distict5-9]

Test

[mattroks101]

Out west

[Distict5-9]

Gore fest

[mattroks101]

You pest

[Distict5-9]

Give it a rest!

[mattroks101]

The birds nest

[Diclonius]

stop this madness at my behest

[SquintyMccheese]

whilst I rock this sweater vest?

[mattroks101]

Look on the bright side, at least it's not incest.

[Guthix]

you might find some in a forest

[Pain]

new tourists

[Chewi105]

who are porous

[mattroks101]

I'll got visit the florist.

[SquintyMccheese]

luckly I'm not the poorest

[jinzo64]

it's the newest

[synbad2]

hardest

[jinzo64]

fastest

[Guthix]

girls which i would molest

[Pain]

I am the best XDDDD

[mattroks101]

I guess

[Guthix]

you made a mess

[mattroks101]

In short, yes.

[jinzo64]

but no it was kez

[Shibbidah]

I'm wearing a fez

[jinzo64]

made by nez

[mattroks101]

With a kid named Chez

[Antonio Black]

Playing "Simon Says"...

[Guthix]

I used the power of creation
out of the newest generation
to rize this natios
with a goal of world domination
so i say with no hezitation
join if you have the determination
or prepare for ANIHILATION
[lol i think this would be good for amv campaing ^^ just a thought]

[mattroks101]

I used the power of creation
Out of the newest generation
To rise this nations
With a goal of world domination
So I say with no hesitation
Join if you have the determination
or prepare for ANIHILATION
[lol i think this would be good for amv campaing ^^ just a thought]

fixed

[Guthix]

lol the hell? i got my poem spelling fixed

[mattroks101]

"Fixed" doesn't rhyme with "fixed". Lol, anyway
Mixed

[jinzo64]

so i got trixed

[mattroks101]

A real word should be vix

[kitsune1713]

so is licks

[jinzo64]

man why the fix

[mattroks101]

Because of hicks

[Guthix]

he doesnt like this typing mix

[mattroks101]

I'm tired of your stupid tricks.

[Distict5-9]

I guess we should all get our kicks

[Guthix]

i guess this one was inebitable
whores sucking dicks

[mattroks101]

Ick :P

[jinzo64]

why my stick

[Distict5-9]

why is it so thick?

[mattroks101]

Like a brick.

[Distict5-9]

Which makes it look so slick

[mattroks101]

And with that I shall flick.

[Distict5-9]

After all, it's just a little prick

[Guthix]

im sick

[mattroks101]

You dick

[zanemalindeal]

how bout a trick

[mattroks101]

Oh, don't be such a chump

[zanemalindeal]

what? you want a bump?

[Bakagami]

Yes.

[mattroks101]

I'd rather play chess

[Distict5-9]

We're now in such a mess

[mattroks101]

I am doubtless

[LawRayLiet]

People need to shout less.

[Guthix]

my goodness

[jinzo64]

the mess i cannot bless

[mattroks101]

Magical thread revivalness

[Guthix]

you suck

[Ultima]

Like they give a ****.

[Guthix]

they will when ill make them my bitch raped by a duck

[Haar]

Well this thread is getting odd and I'm probably out of luck. Time to get inside of my imaginary truck...

[Ultima]

I wonder if the truck can cluck.

[SuperLoliSentai]

All of this is just a bunch of muck

[Kaiju]

Why should I give a ****?

[SuperLoliSentai]

I will give you a buck

[mattroks101]

I wish my name were chuck

[Distict5-9]

Chuck Shmuck...

[BladeGraffiti]

why don't we give lurker a tummy tuck?

[Guthix]

cause pokemon is the solution, go muk!

[mattroks101]

I will defeat your muk with a puck!

[BladeGraffiti]

a puck a nice but a shredder is better.

[mattroks101]

That sounds like it'd make a great header.