[vejtornado]

As today is Valentines today for everyone, I thought it would be a good idea if everyone put thier valentine's day jokes up here.

roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, poem writes you!
roses are red, vilots are blue, i have a gun, get in the van!

[bloodlover1987]

Here's to love - the only fire for which there is no insurance

[Chillpalazzo]

Forever Alone!

[Zuiichi]

Valentine's day. It's super effective

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0901/valentines-day-valentine-s-day-manson-love-demotivational-poster-1231452586.jpg

[Chewi105]

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.

'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'

'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

[Shuiia]

the best present to get your mrs. on Valentine's Day 8D
http://i1222.photobucket.com/albums/dd498/jbaricuatro/Homestay/Kitchen.jpg

[Zuiichi]

She should be in there cookin food :P

[Vazain]

Heres one:

Two Jews walk into a bar.

They both leave sad and alone.

[Zuiichi]

not to mention concussed, they just walked straight into that bar >.<

[Guthix]

how did they manage to reach the bar?

[Kaiju]

Whats the difference between women and terrorists?

You can negotiate with Terrorists.

Also a baby seal walks into a club....too soon?

[Bakagami]

Whats the difference between women and terrorists?

You can negotiate with Terrorists.

Also a baby seal walks into a club....too soon?

http://500motivators.com/plog-content/thumbs/motivate/me/large/334-warranties-void-if-seal-is-broken.jpg

[tanis_lionheart]

http://420.thrashbarg.net/wtc-falling-for-you.jpg




Too soon?