[Rotkeps Aniger]

It's a thread where people list the 10 reasons they're better than anybody else on Earth.

Example, from me:

1. I listen to Regina Spektor. She's the voices inside my head, telling me to do things.
2. I go around quoting, "I love Hitler and Hitler love me!"
3. I own Vs. Super Mario Bros. in an NES cartridge.
4. I know it's over, I let go, because nobody listens to techno.
5. I'm registered at this forum.
6. I do know Lex Luthor is right, and that chewing gum holds the secrets of the universe.
7. I hang out at the Pinball Hall of Fame Museum daily.
8. I use DVD-RAM.
9. I use products not "Made in China".
10. I edit Wikipedia with wrong information to anger the so-called "editors".

See, silly. Be silly. Why bother being serious? You can be serious after you die.

[Tayson1570]

Woo! Right on!!!

[pleant]

10 reason that i am better then all of you.

1) You are you and or not me so you fail.
2) I can play 3 different instrument and on of them in a hi grade.
3) I own a NES, SNES, N64 and have over 200 games on them but don't own something more modern.
4) I don't care about money whit gives me a head start to everyone ells.
5) I like to poke pointy things at cute things...
6) i have been in the army and knows a lot of ways to kill people and i can make bombs whit things in my home and own ya all!!
7) I have never been hookt to a American tv-show like smallville thingis.
8) I trolled wikipedia and added a extra line to the French kings line and had it there for 4 months before they took it away and even got a A+ by writing a paper on him.
9) I have 2,5 TB anime on my hard drives.
10) I can speak Italian. and are 1/4 Italian so that means i instant wins all girls. the end.

[Guthix]

10 reasons why im better then all of you?
1.i feast on emotions from practialy anything that can have them.
2.i use absorbed emotions to balance my own mind making even the most troublesome thoguht last very short.
3.i slept from 8th grade to 12th and still passed.
4.ive made so many enemies that using facebook would end my life.
5.ive seen so much porn im not discusted by guro.
6.in one football game while being a goalee i passed the ball to my team and actualy scored [the other one managed to touch it]
7.ive revealed the powers of the:spoon,bacon,cows,pie,cake and chuck norris.
8.ive misstyped so many times ive stoped caring about it.
9.ive seen the true form of balance... its much simpler then i imagined.
10.I am going to destroy the world

[Bakagami]

Pffft I can sum this all up in 3.
1. You are mortals, yet I am god.
2. You are foolish. So I rule you.
3. Your logic shall never exceed my logic.

[scarmullet]

100 reasons why I am better than you

1-100)

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8128/shinjie.jpg

THAT IS WHY! You all are HIM!

[SleeplessPanda]

100 reasons why I am better than you

1-100)

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8128/shinjie.jpg

THAT IS WHY! You all are HIM!

. . I find myself strangely aroused by that image. DX

[NodMan]

Do I even need to list them? :P

[Guthix]

panda....your not alone.now exuse me why i carve out my eyes.

[Rotkeps Aniger]

Ten more reasons! HAHAHAHAHA!

1. See to sea what you can see, you soon you see all you will see is sea.
2. See point 1
3. See point 2
4. See point 3
5. See point 4
6. See point 5
7. See point 6
8. See point 7
9. See point 8
10. See point 9

[jinzo64]

1 i have the power to convert youtube videos in to mp3s
2 i can rip dvds and put them on my i pod
3 i have an mp3 version of Yeah! Care! Break! Care!
4 i have an ulquiorra,yachiru and zaraki plushie's
5 i own 4 copies of zelda ocarina of time
6 i have no platinum games
7 i have awsome phone dangles soifon,ulquiorra,zaraki and yachiru
8 i own a collection of lucky star figures
9 i have the best avatar on amv hell
10 coz i am

[simpleton216]

1st reason i am better than all of you.
Picture of me in a Pokemon toga, your argument is invalid.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=594814&l=8ad9617bdc&id=1831158522

2nd reason, I'm a guy with sexy hair.

3rd reason, I have a Soviet Russian gas mask.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=594815&l=7f048bb225&id=1831158522

*could someone link the website that lets you make motivational posters?

[mattroks101]

In Soviet Russia, mask gases you. :X Feel free to shoot me now.

[simpleton216]

In Soviet Russia, mask gases you. :X Feel free to shoot me now.

Funny story about that, the filter that came with it was from 1945 and is so old that it is highly toxic (also contains asbestos), so you are correct.

[Rotkeps Aniger]

That's a Yakov Smiroff moment. 10 Reasons Yakov is better:

1. He's from Russia.
2. His name sounds like jack off.
3. He's Borat's brother.
4. He's a lampshade.
5. He's yet to have his audio attached to anime and end up in an AMV Hell episode.
6. He deserves to get beaten up by Andy Sipowicz.
7. He gets Monday Night Football scores during Sunday Night Football's games.
8. He once met Chuck Norris. Just once.
9. He convert A Scanner Darkly to normal vision.
10. He's Yakov Smiroff. **** you!

[Diclonius]

1.I am taller than you
2.I have more anime than you
3.I can kick your ass and all of your friends asses
4.I am better at Magic the Gathering than you
5.I am better at Warhammer than you
6.I will kick your ass at any fighting game
7.I Make more money than you
8.I am faster than you
9.I am stronger than you
10. I can drink you under the table

[Bakagami]

4.I am better at Magic the Gathering than you


Shib might like a match XD

[scarmullet]

. . I find myself strangely aroused by that image. DX

http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/1108/ihavetheweirdestbonerri.jpg

[jinzo64]

chuck norris is better than you
1-9 he's chuck norris
10 he can round house kick you out of exsistance

[Rotkeps Aniger]

Chuck Norris WAS better, then I was born. I'm power made flesh!

[Guthix]

ive also had A gasmask back home in lithuania,it hadnt toxins in it but i could wear it 10 minutes till i loose consiousness

[Fishfreeek]

ten reasons why Jesse Perring is better than you
you'll have to of played LoL to get half of them..
- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring runs over a mushroom, Teemo dies.
- When Jesse Perring uses Teleport, his destination comes to him.
- Jesse Perring found out how to divide by zero, but covered it up because it would make peoples' heads explode.
-When attacking enemy champions near their towers, the turrets attack Jesse Perrings target instead of him.
- When Jesse Perring is at the river in LoL the water divides itself.
-Chuck Norris wears Jesse Perring Pajamas's to bed each night.
-Kog'Maw runs AWAY from Jesse Perring after it dies.

[animemental1]

10 reasons why i'm better than you.

1. I can play DDR on Expert.
2. I can play GH/RB Guitar on Expert.
3. I have FF1.
4. I have a Maile Flanagan autograph. (Yeah, that's right. Weep, naruto fans, weep. >=D)
5. I earn money by playing Jeopardy without being a contestant.
6. No one has been able to correctly guess my ethnicity on their first try.
7. I listen to rock.
8. Don't have a girlfriend. Don't want one. Never will.
9. I've never been caught masturbating. NEVER.
10. I have a higher IQ than you. AND I'M RETARDED.

[jinzo64]

Chuck Norris WAS better, then I was born. I'm power made flesh!

realy is that true.:rolleyes:

[Chewi105]

1. I'm me
2. ref. rule #1
3. ref. rule #2
4. Chuck Norris is my uncle
5. I own 50 lolis
6. I own 50 moes
7. I have cake. And it be delicious >:3
8. The cake is a lie. Except for me
9. No exceptions. Except for me
10. I have 10 1/2 reasons
10 1/2. ref. rules #1-11

[Rotkeps Aniger]

realy is that true.:rolleyes:

Uh, yeah. Totally. 10 reasons why:

1. Akuma is based on me.
2. Gouki is based on me.
3. Me is based on me.
4. Chuck Norris told me so.
5. Chuck Norris is based on me.
6. I own two dogs, one black.
7. I beat up the kid in the Burger King Kids Club who's in the wheelchair, just based on "general principle."

http://progressiveboink.com/mike/img/bkkidsclub/kidsclub.jpg

8. The Burger King is based on me.

9. I believe I'm actually Regina Spektor and Wendy O'Koopa combined.

http://www.deviantart.com/download/151849196/Wendy_by_slimthrowed.png

10. And, finally, I'm power made flesh!

http://fenixware.net/fab/images/chars/game/akuma2_sf-107.jpg