[vejtornado]

Not sure if there is already a thread for this. Post ur favourite or funny anime quotes up here.

This one is from Infinite Stratos:

Laura Bodewig to Ichika Orimura: "Y-You are going to be my wife. Thats been decided. All objections are dismissed."

[Chewi105]

yes there has been this, but its been buried.

"A FLAT CHEST IS A STATUS SYMBOL" -Konata Izumi

[Guthix]

why make a new one? ppl can just dig up the old ones

[bloodlover1987]

from vash the stampede "This world is made of LOVE & PEACE"

[HalOfBorg]

"I stand before a door that will never open...... still, I knock on it for all eternity."

[Bakagami]

Lycopene.

[jinzo64]

scatter zenbon zakura - byakuya kutchi - bleach

[Backmask]

There have been about fifty of these threads.

[jinzo64]

i thought this was an old thread being revived not a new one.

[vejtornado]

bump

[adzman]

"Pikachu!" - Pikachu, Pokemon

[Kaiju]

"I am the Bone of My Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood
I have created over a thousand blades
Unknown to death, nor known to life
Having withstood pain to create many weapons
Yet these hands will never hold anything
So as I pray--
Unlimited Blade Works"
-GARcher, Fate/Stay Night

[Ultima]

"I'm gonna marry you onee-chan!"
-Tomoki, Watamote.

[Kaiju]

"Destiny...destiny...destiny...destiny...SHUT THE **** UP! How 'bout you save your high and mighty crap for after I've been haunted to death, skullface? Sacrifice? Offering? Destiny? Quit spoutin' out a bunch of cryptic explanations! The point is, this is war! It ain't different from any other war! The last one standing wins! Listen here! I'm beatin' all a' you back down to Hell! Tell those ugly pale-faced bastards for me! If I get hit, I will hit back! Tell 'em leavin' me half-eaten is gonna be the end of you! I'll hunt and kill all those wretched monsters...and all of you...DOWN TO THE LAST ONE! THIS IS...MY DECLARATION OF WAR!"
-Gutts, Berserk

*yes, I will be posting nothing but GAR quotes in this thread*

[vejtornado]

"The righteous spirit is everlasting and blazes up even higher! Superior crossride! Ultimate Dimensional Robo, Great Daiyusha! "
- Kenji Mitsusada, Cardfight Vanguard

[Haar]

“There's no need to share my prideful name with a zombie!”

—Jonathan Joestar

[Kaiju]

"When you meet your God, tell him to leave me the **** alone!"
— Guts

[vejtornado]

"Your light of hope illuminates the night sky together with the power of love and courage! Superior Ride White Hare in the Moon's Shadow Pellinore! "
- Aichi Sendou, Cardfight Vanguard

[Haar]

" I do not fear death. I fear only that my rage will fade over time."
— Kurapika Kurta

[Kaiju]

''“BEHOLD, MY PEERLESS ARMY! Their bodies may return to ash, but their spirits still hear my call! These men are my legendary heroes – my loyal followers! They’re my true friends - breaking the rules of space and time to fight once more at my side! They are my treasure within treasures; they’re my right to rule! They make up Alexander's mightiest Noble Phantasm – Ionian Hetairoi!!”
Iskander, The King of Conquest
Fate/Zero

[vejtornado]

"Blaze up, flames of fury! With thoughts of raging wrath, reduces to ashes everything reflected in your eyes! Break ride! Revenger, Raging Form Dragon!"
- Ren Suzugamori

[Kaiju]

"To unite dreams under a banner of conquest. For that I praise your efforts. But did you not understand, warriors?
That all dreams must disappear when the dreamer awakens. Every last one of them.
Therefore, it was inevitable that i would stand in your way. King of Conquerors, I will show you the end of your endless dream. I shall show you harsh reality!
NOW, AWAKEN EA. A WORTHY STAGE HAS BEEN SET FOR YOU. LOOK UP AND BEHOLD, ENUMA ELISH!"
-Gilgamesh to Iskander
Fate/Zero

[vejtornado]

"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!" - Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

[Haar]

"Y, yes..... I was treated to a large quantity of semen in my mouth, I'm greatly honored."

— Asagi Igawa


"What's with these guys? It's like one of my Japanese animes!"

— Hal Emmerich

[Kaiju]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm7wfe65vN1qjmob6o1_500.jpg

[vejtornado]

"I am the sword who cleaves evil" - Zengar Zombolt (Super Robot War: Original Generation)

"If we make it back to the real world. I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again."
Asuna (Sword Art Online)

[Kaiju]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll3270Ceyt1qjmob6o1_500.jpg

[vejtornado]

"Star Burst Stream"
- Kirito, SAO

[Kaiju]

"That's right. I don't create swords. I create a world that contains infinite swords. This is the only magic allowed for me. There's no need to be surprised. These are all imitations. As you say, these are all trifling swords. But there is no rule that says an imitation cannot defeat the original. If you say you are the original, I will surpass every one of your weapons and destroy your existence. Here I come, King of Heroes! Do you have enough swords in stock?"
-Shirou Emiya (Fate/Stay Night)

[Luppi-tan]

Reason exists for those who cannot go on living without clinging to it. Now let's go... to the edge of reason- Sosuke Aizen

[Kintaro]

"This is so educational"

- Kintaro Oe

[glory of llama]

"This is so educational"

- Kintaro Oe

Hah! nice.

Oh man... there's just so many to choose from with this character,

"Even though we are going to shatter thousands of lives, wearing white is gonna make the blood look so pretty."
-Ladd Russo (Baccano)

I can't help it, I have to do two for him,

"I'm going to kill you, have a beautiful laugh, then dance until I go mad."
-Ladd Russo

[CitizenRoman]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/338/e/2/anime_quote__91_by_anime_quotes-d6wrsek.jpg