[NLAlchemist]

post your zombie picshttp://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r155/shweigh112/Zombies/5da7240e.jpg

[EvilestDeath]

ANTI-ZOMBIE FORTRESS ATTACK!!!
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/111/145/original/JKiIv.jpg?1301848099
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/anti-zombie-fortress

[bloodlover1987]

http://talktomejohnnie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/zombie-attack-poster.jpeg


wooo zombies

[!Je$u$!]

From the PC game Killing Floor
http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/wp-content/gallery/kfchar/Clot_PR_Character_Sheet.jpg
http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/wp-content/gallery/kfchar/Gorefast_PR_Character_Sheet.jpg
http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/wp-content/gallery/kfchar/Flesh_Pound_PR_Character_Sh.jpg
http://www.killingfloorthegame.com/wp-content/gallery/kfchar/Scrake_PR_Character_Sheet.jpg

[Darthelm]

you know i have a feeling that mine tower will make an appearance in L4D3

[EvilestDeath]

They stumble run their rotten teeth
They are the terrors from beneath

Jagged claws, pale eyes
Ignore the Infected’s pleading cries

Finish them off is what to do
because later they will come after you

There is no hope they feel no pain
The shoot them now destroy their brain

When you become one, and it is when
you fall pray inside the lions den

Then do make sure,
Find the cure
A bullet to the head for sure

We are condemned to the same fate
to fall to the zombies ravenous hate

And through the infected’s hateful grin
They will tear you limb from limb

They delve like children in the cookie jar
Eating you alive like the free snack bar

You try to scream your muffle cries
as the infected hordes claw out your eyes

Eyes once a treasured gem
Now you have no use for them

Trapped inside our death cage
Like gladiators against the lions rage

Waiting for death to solemly claim
the soul it owns it has no name

The host is now the zombies prey
Do not feel grief or dismay

For you have not long, they will come
Your eyes white skin numb

The pain they bring you must endure
for this Zombie plague there is no cure

Your no longer a survivor, your one of the dead
You lust flesh, your out of your head

Your last sight will be death
Draining your soul your last breath

It’s smoky hand reaches inside
Departing out just like the tide

It takes your memories straight from your head
That marks the moment that you are dead

No time to dig a grave, no fear
Your zombie calling’s finally here

Now your a zombie you have no worth
Time to reak havoc on the survivors of earth



Moar anti-zombie fortress!!! Just because.
http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/8/85/Anti_zombie_shopping_cart.jpg

[Gleeman]

That's not a zombie fortress, THIS is a zombie fortress:
http://i.imgur.com/GrU2M.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GN4td.jpg

Zombie proof house. (http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house)

[EvilestDeath]

That's not a zombie fortress, THIS is a zombie fortress:
Zombie proof house. (http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house)
No, THIS is an anti-zombie fortress.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/111/513/fCThI.jpg?1301954535

[Darthelm]

-pull up the ladder- **** you zombies!

[gaara129]

this is my favorite zombie slaying weapon.....a 69in sword its perfect^^....and i bought it to so im good when zombies come^^

http://www.samuraisupply.com/image_manager/attributes/image/image_2/41758855_4237077490.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads7/AntiZombieNightTable.jpg

be ready just incase


and you need a zombie proof car too

http://mildmanneredpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/z2.jpg

and for the redneck survivor

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/4/5/20/white-trash-anti-zombie-fortress-19263-1302049749-54.jpg

[Shibbidah]

and you need a zombie proof car too

http://mildmanneredpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/z2.jpg]

umm...isn't that for storm chasing?

http://englishrussia.com/images/dragon_tank_truck/1.jpg

[Darthelm]

^now thats a truck!

[EvilestDeath]

Lol, an Anti-Zombie thread has risen from a Zombie appreciation thread. Oh god, what have I started!

[bloodlover1987]

yeah that truck is a lot better lol

[Backmask]

http://englishrussia.com/images/dragon_tank_truck/1.jpg

That truck looks like a Decepticon.

[bloodlover1987]

http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00LCSEOtmWEDco/Anti-Riot-Helmet-RH-N13B-.jpg


protect dem brains

[gaara129]

http://www.raisonsbrassband.com/images/chainmail%20shirt%20for%20ebay.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

yeah they wont be able to bite thru that stuff

[Darthelm]

no but they can still break your bones and you make a lot of noise, so you become walking SPAM

[vejtornado]

Zombie Plan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU) - What is ur zombie plan.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110131035839/korewazombiedesuka/images/8/86/Ayumu_Aikawa.png

[gaara129]

to hell with guns....its all about melee im gonna start off like a game

ill start with a knife and after two kills ill get a bowie knife and 4 kill later ill use my trsty 69 inch razor sharp katana^^ its going to be fun while it lasts lol

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.next-gen.biz/files/imagecache/article_content_360x270/dead%20rising%202%20a.jpg

[gaara129]

ok that is the most epic thing i have ever seen

[Darthelm]

Zombie Plan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU) - What is ur zombie plan.

honestly that is a clip from them that i can watch every day

[EvilestDeath]

This thread is still an anti-zombie thread? Wheres the love for our rotting flesh ridden brothers and sisters?
Since I started this with an Anti-Zombie Fortress I will try and end it with...
THE ZOMBIE FRIENDLY FORTRESS!!!
http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/images/hay-or-straw-castle.jpg
It is made of Hay and or Straw. They could just walk right into the thing and get in. Oh zombies.

[gaara129]

i know lol

http://www.celsius1414.com/uploads/nazi-zombies.jpg

[EvilestDeath]

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/111/177/original/0TncQ.jpg?1301856084http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/111/150/original/W5Jv5.jpg?1301848384
Then again, I do really like the Anti-Zombie Fortress.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/spitter.jpg

[gaara129]

to much math ahhhhhhhhhhh (mind blows)

[Kaiju]

My team of hawt zombie killing babes.
http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l377/Lord-Kaiju/zombie-apocalypse-team-template.png
Our Ride:
http://pic.phyrefile.com/p/ph/phoenixsac/2010/06/16/land2.jpg
And our Fortress:
http://images.wikia.com/fallout/images/a/a7/Vault_101door.jpg

[Bakagami]

Our morale will now never decrease.

[Kaiju]

Our morale will now never decrease.

With Kallen as Fanservice and Haruhi as our spiritual Guidance we'll never lose hope!

Also: My Anti-Zombie Vault!

http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l377/Lord-Kaiju/ZombieSurvivalVault.png

[Scorchedenigma]

... theres no mens dorm >.> what do they sleep in the what ill be calling the **** room? how do guys get there anyway xD its on the other side of the womens dorm... why are there zombies in the dirt in the corner o.o why is there a pit with nothing but turrets in it xD

[bloodlover1987]

yes i love hows there is emergency exit you can never be 2 safe


http://files.sharenator.com/shaun_of_the_dead_trio_Lego_Zombie_Apocalypse-s500x333-128054-535.jpg

[KlausJuergen]

Anti-Zombie Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6JnEQhmkBE)
Die ?rzte
Anti-Zombie lyrics

"In der H?lle ist kein Platz mehr, hat fr?her immer mein Gro?vater erz?hlt. Schon mal was von Macumba geh?rt oder Voodoo? Mein Gro?vater war ein Priester in Trinidad. Er pflegte zu sagen: 'Wenn in der H?lle kein Platz mehr ist, kommen die Toten auf die Erde'."
Sie essen alle auf.
Sie fressen alle auf.
Und hast Du keine Knarre,
rate ich Dir: "Lauf!"
Sie sind nicht mehr am Leben.
Sie sind nicht tot.
Wenn ich sie seh', dann seh' ich rot.
Ziel auf den Kopf, keine Gnade.
Sie haben mit unseren lieben Toten nichts gemein.
Du h?rst sie schmatzen und hohles St?hnen.
Ich werd' sie mit 'ner Ladung Blei verw?hnen.
Sie wandern stumpf durch die Botanik.
Nur die Ruhe, bitte keine Panik!
Es muss so sein, Du musst es tun.
Und dann k?nnen Sie in Frieden ruhen.
(Ooh) Sie kommen aus der H?lle,
(Ooh) denn da gibt es viel zu viele.
(Ooh) Der Eintritt ist verboten,
(Ooh) F?r die lebenden Toten.
Bist Du bereit?
Dann mach sie alle.
Daf?r bleibst Du auch am Leben.
Hast Du genug Blei dabei?
Dann sag' ich Dir: "Feuer frei!"
Ob Neunmillimeter oder Maschinengewehr,
schie? doch einfach 'n paar Magazine leer!
Vorsicht sie kommen mit dem Impuls.
Fressen, um zu fressen, um zu killen.
(Ooh) Sie kommen aus der H?lle,
(Ooh) denn da gibt es viel zu viele.
(Ooh) Der Eintritt ist verboten,
(Ooh) F?r die lebenden Toten.
(Ooh) Sie kommen aus der H?lle,
(Ooh) denn da gibt es viel zu viele.
(Ooh) Der Eintritt ist verboten,
(Ooh) F?r die lebenden Toten.
"Ruhe bitte - Dummk?pfe - Ruhe bitte - Dummk?pfe, manchmal fragt man sich, ob sich die Rettungsversuche ?berhaupt lohnen. Lohnt es sich die Menschen zu retten? So wie ich die Sache sehe, ist die Intelligenz bereits ausgerottet und es leben nur noch die Idioten."
---------------------------------------------------------

Pro-Zombie Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD1JZ7810V8)
Die ?rzte
Pro-Zombie lyrics

wenn ich ein Zombie w?r, dann br?uchte ich keinen Kombi mehr
denn machen wir uns mal nix vor: wer nimmt schon nen Zombie als Spediteur?

Wenn ich ein Zombie w?r, dann h?tte ich keine Sorgen mehr
Ich w?re ein aufrecht gehender gut aussehender, Untoter

Das w?rs so ungef?hr, wenn ich ein Zombie w?r, wenn ich ein Zombie w?r...

Wenn ich ein Zombie w?r, dann br?uchte ich einen Manager
Ich kenn da n?mlich nen Regisseur, da k?nnt ich jobben nebenher

Das w?re gar nicht schwer: ich liefe haupts?chlich hin und her
Kinder erschrecken mit einem Speer, das k?nnte jeder Amateur

Wenn ich ein Zombie w?r, wenn ich ein Zombie w?r
Happy Zombie, happy Zombie

Wenn ich ein, wenn ich ein, wenn ich ein Zombie w?r

__________________________________________________ _______________________________________________-


... theres no mens dorm >.> what do they sleep in ...
It is Kaijus fortress ... so there will be no other men :cool:

[Scorchedenigma]

just copy second post, paste at bottom of first and delete second ^^ fixed

[Kaiju]

It is Kaijus fortress ... so there will be no other men :cool:

Damn Straight!

And the "Pit" is the Entrance to the Vault.

[talkanor]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDtDKuOGE40

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvMsgari1Lk

[Scorchedenigma]

vault o.o what could possibly be in the vault xD everything of importance has other places in the compound

[Kaiju]

vault o.o what could possibly be in the vault xD everything of importance has other places in the compound

The entire complex *is* the Vault, silly. Its the door to the outside, we need to go out and get rations and ammo, every now and then :P

[Scorchedenigma]

and the entrance is farther down the mountain than the emergency exit o.o

[Kaiju]

and the entrance is farther down the mountain than the emergency exit o.o

The emergency exit is a massive tunnel that goes about three miles outside the mountain silly :P
The entrance tunnel way's shorter, but hard as hell to get into. :P

[Scorchedenigma]

you need to set the compound to explode if the van is driven through the emergency exit.

[Kaiju]

you need to set the compound to explode if the van is driven through the emergency exit.

Yeah, I have that in place too~

I have also a backup Oil-rig just in case ;)

[bloodlover1987]

i would think you have a water purifier

[SilentShadow]

Scenario zombies break in through vault, your alarm goes off, you now have to trek to weapons (way over there), food storage, lockers, storage, and maybe the office and labs multiple times before getting to the garage, (right by the horde) to escape. I don't mean to criticize but you have to think this through to survive.

[Kaiju]

Scenario zombies break in through vault, your alarm goes off, you now have to trek to weapons (way over there), food storage, lockers, storage, and maybe the office and labs multiple times before getting to the garage, (right by the horde) to escape. I don't mean to criticize but you have to think this through to survive.

That's why I have "Lucy" as my brawler. :P

And whats not shown: Vents that we can crawl through which goes straight to the Zombiemobile. :3

And yes, I have a water purifier. :P

[SilentShadow]

So is Lucy in charge of grabbing all the supplies then?

[Kaiju]

So is Lucy in charge of grabbing all the supplies then?

No, she can manage the zombie numbers with ease providing a trail for the rest of us.

Rukia can deactivate her Gigai and phase through to storage. That and she can use her Hadous.

Our "mascot" is a alien monster, with acid blood which can slaughter zombies too~

Sakura would be in charge of the medical supplies, and can isolate the zombie "venom" and remove it in case someone gets bit.

Yoko, Revy and Rena will chop down opposition with guns and cleavers.

Seras...will go get the rations and weapons zombies are **** to her.

Haruhi is "God" so her will affects our chances.

and I... I have my own tricks too~

[MADEVIL]

http://www.wafflesquadronomega.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/zombie-nazis.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://zombiegamerz.webs.com/zombiess.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

Ill defend myself from zombies with my hair
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2333/lmaliennine028686a11bmk.jpg

[mattroks101]

http://gaygamer.net/images/dead-rising.jpg

[jinzo64]

the zombies hordes will ripped apart

by my elite army
zaraki
byakuya
toshiro
ulquiorra
halibel
baraggen
stark
ichigo hollow form
rukia

[MADEVIL]

http://www.headstonecity.com/horror-wallpaper/zombie-wallpaper/Zombie_1280x960.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

with his powers i think byakuya would take them all on by him self lol

[gaara129]

my elite army

kenpachi zeraki

ikaku maderame

[NLAlchemist]

oh nooo THEY GOT ARCHIE!!!!!

http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n493/Moore_monie/Archie_Zombies.jpg

http://i1104.photobucket.com/albums/h321/Hotshot1318/Hi/zombies.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.irishblogs.ie/images/575674.jpg

[Bakagami]

my elite army

kenpachi zeraki

ika musume

Fix'd.

[SilentShadow]

Ika and Lucy are kinda interchangeable dontcha think?

[Guthix]

lmfap le stab
http://nayi.free.fr/images/b/l4d-zombie-spy.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

awesome

[gaara129]

might be kind of hard to read but you should already know them ^^

http://www.shootforthehead.com/AdvHTML_Upload/zombieland-rules-1.jpg

[gaara129]

obey the rules

[synbad2]

http://www.undeadreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/zds1.jpg

every house needs one of these

[bloodlover1987]

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2900000/The-REAL-foodchain-zombies-2911859-500-500.jpg

[jinzo64]

where are the zombie eating dragons in the food chain?

[Kaiju]

http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/29.jpg

[Shibbidah]

http://i.imgur.com/yYBlH.jpg

[gaara129]

http://www.esongtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/rob-zombie.jpg

[Shibbidah]

^ wrong Zombie xD

[gaara129]

no its not lol

[Guthix]

yes it is

[NLAlchemist]

he's a zombie lol

http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac311/adiemus12321/marvelzombiessupremeMAR110694_m.jpg

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb230/lilhidalgo/zombies.jpg

[KlausJuergen]

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z326/KlausJuergen/misc/x1ECt.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll396/domthefinisher/Zombies.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://www.comicbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/zombies-marvel-2.jpg

[jinzo64]

omg why are the undead so popular?

[Guthix]

death = fear
fear = respect
respect=fandom
fandom=posting lots of zombie pics expecting a hot female one replyed so you could fap to it.

[Kira2521]

No, THIS is an anti-zombie fortress.
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/111/513/fCThI.jpg?1301954535

No, THIS is an anti=zombie fortress
http://www.dutchspace.nl/uploadedImages/Business_Fields/Space_Science_&_Astronomy/ISS/ISS512.jpg

[Scorchedenigma]

No, THIS is an anti=zombie fortress
http://www.dutchspace.nl/uploadedImages/Business_Fields/Space_Science_&_Astronomy/ISS/ISS512.jpg

....dead space.... nuff said

[KlausJuergen]

Ash
+100 against undead
http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z326/KlausJuergen/misc/Bruce_wizard.jpg

[jinzo64]

dead space = resident evil 4 in space.

[Kaiju]

dead space = resident evil 4 in space.

Bull****. Isaac Clark isn't a bishie bitch like Leon. Every thing Leon can do, Isaac can do better. Giant Bosses? A day in the park for Isaac. Besides, Isaac solved the first game's problem by DROPPING a CONTINENT on Aegis-7.

Besides:
Dead Space Final boss:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/10459/929850-hive_mind_super.jpg

RE4 Final Boss:
http://www.freewebs.com/residentevil4-leon/medium_osmund_saddler.3.jpg

Yeah, I feel safer planet-side... I'll take my chances with the terrestrial zombies.

[jinzo64]

very simalar plot and game play menchanics.
shoot limbs of enemies
evil virus
desserted town/space station
fight the undead
upgradable weapons
melee attack crates to find ammo and money
kick enimies when there down

no there not the same game

[bloodlover1987]

leon > clark

[Kaiju]

very simalar plot and game play menchanics.
shoot limbs of enemies
evil virus
desserted town/space station
fight the undead
upgradable weapons
melee attack crates to find ammo and money
kick enimies when there down

no there not the same game

Well in DeadSpace you don't have to protect a whiny bitch from getting captured, even though she get's captured numerous times anyways and you have to go out of your way to save the useless little baby.

Besides the Necromorphs > Other Zombies.

And Isaac Clark isn't a Bishie bitch like Leon. :P

[mattroks101]

RE4 > Dead Space

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

RE4 > Every Other 'Survival Horror' Game

Fixed

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.the-games-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Zombie-Link.gif

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

^That game needs to be made.

[Backmask]

Fixed

Like hell you fixed it. RE4 was stupid as hell.

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

RE4 Was actually pretty good.
RE5 On the other hand....

[Backmask]

RE4 Was actually pretty good.
RE5 On the other hand....

RE4 had a cast of characters that needed to be punched in the face.
RE5 was just forgettable.

[bloodlover1987]

i would say re4 was the best in the series

[jinzo64]

i'd the resi series is boring
as is dead space.

[Backmask]

i'd the resi series is boring
as is dead space.

Finally, someone other than me thinks Dead Space and RE is boring.

[bloodlover1987]

well what about silent hill ???

[Backmask]

well what about silent hill ???

The Silent Hill games were about as scary as the survival horror games on Newgrounds.

[bloodlover1987]

lol ok what would you say is the best out of that genre

[Kaiju]

RE4 is better than Dead Space... but all I was saying is that I'd rather fight the RE4 zombies than the Necromorphs. (that and you didn't have to save a whiny teenage brat every ten seconds with little to no reward)
Now, is RE4 better than every other survival Horror game? Hell no. RE4 was more action than survival horror. RE1 was far superior in that regard. RE4 was a good game, but best? far from it fanboys, far from it.

I don't play much survival horror so I'm not the best person to say which is the best. My own personal opinion is that RE1/its remake, Silent Hill 2, and MAYBE CoC: Dark Corners of the Earth are my favorites of the Survival Horror Genre...

Anywho...back to Zombies.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/346/0/4/h_o_t_d____busujima_saeko_by_dani1202-d34q2sa.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/087/0/c/Faced_Jill__you_are_doomed_by_MisterEye.jpg
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/082/f/f/Bride_of_Plagus_Gagged_Desktop_by_DrewGardner.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

ahh even in a zombie thread you still find some way of putting bondage in ^.^

[BleachBebopAlchemist]

This may seem like a stupid question but...
Is RE1 and RE2 any good? Only played 3-5 and out both of those 4 was the only good one.

[bloodlover1987]

This may seem like a stupid question but...
Is RE1 and RE2 any good? Only played 3-5 and out both of those 4 was the only good one.

hmm i liked the 2nd one it had an awesome story but it suffers from crappy camera issues and clunky controls and inventory stuff

[Backmask]

lol ok what would you say is the best out of that genre

It's hard to say because I personally hate the genre. Off the top of my head, I'd say Amnesia.

[Darthelm]

yeah i would have to agree with the above statement

[bloodlover1987]

i don't believe iv ever played that one

[Darthelm]

its PC only, but i would suggest you play it

[bloodlover1987]

yeah ill give it a try here soon

http://www.littleshoppeofgames.com/shoppe/images/zombies7.jpg

[Fishfreeek]

Amnesia is definitly the scariest game ever in history *shivers*
as for second Id go for condemned (the first one, the second sucked)

[Darthelm]

oh yeah

[MADEVIL]

http://zombietools.net/images/accessories/zombie_che_400x400.jpg

[KlausJuergen]

The Silent Hill games were about as scary as the survival horror games on Newgrounds.

Maybe today, after you've watched Saw and other movies like that. But if you played Silent Hill in 1999 it was pretty scary. Same with Resident Evil, when it was released in 1996 it was one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

It's a problem with horror in general: the older the games/movies get, the less scary are they.

[Kaiju]

Maybe today, after you've watched Saw and other movies like that. But if you played Silent Hill in 1999 it was pretty scary. Same with Resident Evil, when it was released in 1996 it was one of the scariest things I've ever seen.

It's a problem with horror in general: the older the games/movies get, the less scary are they.

I agree, for example when Jaws came out, people refused to go into the water (any water) for YEARS afterwards. Nowadays its treated as a cheap horror movie, damn kids these days.

[bloodlover1987]

hmm one game that still scares the hell out of me is clock tower on the snes that was a good one

[Barty64]

http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Daily/2010/04-Apr/9/Gamings%20most%20energetic%20zombies/brains--article_image.jpghttp://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb35957/timesplitters/images/thumb/a/a9/Deadwina.jpg/130px-5,115,0,96-Deadwina.jpg

[jinzo64]

zombies from time splitters.

but nothing beats these
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTm4CG_6bMi3KMQxV_v30SkVfR5wlpAF qs9Cs2L-8Bv_4i5tKOywA

[bloodlover1987]

rape zombies


http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/6eaf616d_559d_78d9.jpg

[jinzo64]

surprise sex zombies.

wait can zombies get erections?
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[Distict5-9]

rape zombies
http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/6eaf616d_559d_78d9.jpg

For some reason, I'm grateful that I can't see that pic

[jinzo64]

it's not thta bad it's link shouting rape while being hugged by a redead from ocarina of time

[bloodlover1987]

unno since they are dead so there should be no blood flow...

[jinzo64]

thats true but on that logic they shouldn't be able to move.

[bloodlover1987]

damn zombies are confusing .....

[Guthix]

zombie blood is replazed with green slime which they create especialy around theyr mouth so heres yer god dam answer

[MADEVIL]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eTTfh8Ih2eQ/TLdF6IlWLuI/AAAAAAAAAiI/YF0LmDjCC64/s400/ZombieHunterZERO.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.theofantastique.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors_box1.jpg

[jinzo64]

why did they put zombies in black ops
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[Backmask]

why did they put zombies in black ops
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

Because the Call of Duty franchise is the home of the worst multiplayer ever, so Treyarch put in the zombies to get more people to play, but people will get bored of the same two zombie maps, so they released their overpriced DLC. More money for Treyarch and more fun for the retarded children called "Call of Duty fans."

[jinzo64]

oh i see makes sense.
i noticed that theres going to be a modern warfare 3.

[Backmask]

oh i see makes sense.
i noticed that theres going to be a modern warfare 3.

Yup. It's just Activision milking the dead cow, but instead of milk they are getting diarrhea.

[bloodlover1987]

bleh ill stick with battlefield and halo

[jinzo64]

you realy don't like call of duty do you

also zombie cows

[Backmask]

you realy don't like call of duty do you

What gave it away?

[jinzo64]

not sure just had this feeling you think it's ****.
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://philadelphia.grubstreet.com/20070711zombies.jpg

[jinzo64]

i think zombies should have a staple diet of shot gun shots to the face.

[MADEVIL]

http://talktomejohnnie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/zombie-attack-poster.jpeg

[jinzo64]

yes i have a realy sharp sword.

[Guthix]

http://www.theofantastique.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Zombies_Ate_My_Neighbors_box1.jpg

that face looks scaryer then the sombies

[bloodlover1987]

http://2pep.com/funny%20pics/funny%20hilarious%20pictures/super_funny_hilarious_pictures_Chuck_Norris_Zombie .jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://zombiegamerz.webs.com/death_by_zombies.jpg

[animemental1]

Tomorrow, we're all gonna be zombies. =D

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.t-shirtrater.com/images/zombie/eternalexercise.jpg

[Shibbidah]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/12947/1663447-150px_zombie__minecraft__super.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://blog.zombiesbite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/doom-zombie.jpg

[MADEVIL]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7SN9J32OYxs/TW7FqksFtcI/AAAAAAAAAUs/VvVSxYVyES8/s1600/Zombies_Need_Love_Too.png

[jinzo64]

hulk destroys all zombies
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgt9af8DG41qa1vjko1_500.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/209088/rob-zombie-evil-picture.jpg

[jinzo64]

omg a living zombie.
rob zombies awzome. < new word = 2x the awsome in one word

[MADEVIL]

Thank you jinzo, I thought about posting that long ago.
http://www.darkside-dreamland.com/humor/pro-zombie.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://zombieambience.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/posterzombiegump-e1288536437158.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://files.myopera.com/Nomieghirl/albums/1303161/LEGO%20ZOMBIES%201.jpg

[jinzo64]

lego resident evil
lego dead space

[MADEVIL]

http://zombietools.net/images/site_design/ZombieKillerFP.jpg

[jinzo64]

don't i'll save the world i have a infinate supply of phoenix downs

[MADEVIL]

sweet now i who to call

[jinzo64]

ghostbusters

[MADEVIL]

Don't know if they can help with zombies

[jinzo64]

there sister company zombie smashers

[MADEVIL]

Have to look them up sounds like a fun group

[jinzo64]

i think there touring with smashing pumpkins

[MADEVIL]

I guess smashers stick together

[bloodlover1987]

http://a239.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_5a1d60cdef625164d6f68b056446edb6.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://projectumbrella.net/files/imagecache/preview/images/re3zombiedog.jpg

[jinzo64]

zombies are a crows best friend
http://planetmedia.gamespy.com/wiki/planetresidentevil.gamespy.com/default/uploads/1/1f/RE_Crow.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://sifterx.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/jan072384_hi_marvel_zombies_army_of_darkness.jpg

[Distict5-9]

http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/awesome-zombie-3027_preview.png

[MADEVIL]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WlPqq2Q5WLk/SSMETKrSKYI/AAAAAAAAAjQ/W0oUlsTytDc/s400/3040793485_f8d1964b9f.jpg

[Darthelm]

man i would really like a Zombie LARP that doesnt use nerf guns but instead uses airsoft,

[bloodlover1987]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/song-chart-memes-things-zombie.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ei2y3_a96ps/TMH9EPExG1I/AAAAAAAAC3w/dwDWB_FLyVU/s1600/zombie-guys-497x500.jpg

[jinzo64]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQY3gjT_cXLizlvqDr3rkEE4Q2Uc-Cv1oQsWio6Zl9-ReA9-N6N0w

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTnEfmx4nD_SYHRaDYcrCnymwwHDbtGx rs79G28FtzROdtKMO9r

[KlausJuergen]

Best Zombie ever:
http://love.elhe.ru/img_lenore/title.gif
Click me, I'm a link! (http://love.elhe.ru/)

http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z326/KlausJuergen/misc/moral.jpg
_________________________________-
Happy Zombies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxOLHb9gcn4)

[Guthix]

what if i want to be zombie too?

[jinzo64]

don't bite chuck norris.

what happens if you bite a zombie do they trun back in to humans?
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/526684-bigthumbnail.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

already showed that...lol

[jinzo64]

showed what?

[bloodlover1987]

what happens to zombies when they bite chuck

[jinzo64]

oh yeah i saw that.

but what if humans bite zombies then what happens?

[bloodlover1987]

umm i unno wouldn't the blood from the zombies still infect them ... ???

[jinzo64]

i always thought it passed by spit as you need to biten by a zombie.

[bloodlover1987]

i don't know some do that but some the blood does like.. 28 weeks later

[jinzo64]

thats true.
arn't zombies creepy.

[bloodlover1987]

yeah .... lol... fav zombie movie?

[jinzo64]

fav zombie movie.
i havn't got one not a big fan of horror movies.

[bloodlover1987]

ahh ok

http://pw0nd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/zombie.gif

[Darthelm]

i would say the classic night of the living dead, the one that started it all

[bloodlover1987]

yeah.. hated the ending tho

i love shaun of the dead

[jinzo64]

idea for a new film jaws 5 zombie jaws

[bloodlover1987]

..... hmmm

[Darthelm]

that was already done, its called jaws 2 and 3 and 4

[bloodlover1987]

but was the shark a zombie??

[jinzo64]

but thats was his brother,his wife then his this son this would the origional jaws but with less skin and the power of flight.

[bloodlover1987]

how about jaws in a robot suit...

[jinzo64]

robocod the terminater jaws of revenge

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.aworldonfire.com/images/2009-10/zombie_spiderman.jpg

[jinzo64]

poor guy biten by a radioactive spider then a zombie.

[MADEVIL]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SadrC05IQ4I/AAAAAAAARXE/Nxr5yhkp4DY/s400/Photo27.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://elhombretecla.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Dangerous-Cartoon-Zombies-2.jpeg

[MADEVIL]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_apmdZPt_we8/SlwRYHvDdfI/AAAAAAAAAfM/TLAS6ekElI8/s320/zombie_love-WEB.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://admintell.napco.com/ee/images/uploads/gamertell/zombies_vs_cheerleaders_comic.jpg

[Kaiju]

There was one Zombie movie called "Zombie" where the Zombie fought a shark, and won... Can't remember if the shark became a zombie though.

Here's are Screenies:
http://www.christopherfulbright.com/features/images/zombie_shark2.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HW26vbc6cxU/TFcUbF5w5NI/AAAAAAAAB5c/PWpaZWWweoM/s1600/zombie+shark.jpg

And here is a more Traditional Zombie Shark:
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110422204509/nazizombiesplus/images/f/fc/Zombie_shark.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l93025pR7t1qduv5jo1_500.jpg

[jinzo64]

thats not creepy

[bloodlover1987]

http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hween-zombie-dinner.jpeg

[jinzo64]

i still don't understand wny zombies eat brains.

[bloodlover1987]

to get smarter :P

[MADEVIL]

In return of the living dead the cause one of the zombies said they eat brains cause it hurts to be dead they can feel there bodies rotting.

[Darthelm]

yeah i remember that, but the studies that have been carried out have found no common link to brains and any necessity that the zombies show.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.thefilmyap.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Return-of-the-Living-Dead-inside.jpg MORE BRAAIIINS!!!!

[MADEVIL]

http://www.qwertee.com/static/images/Zombie-Brain-Soup-Main_1.png

[bloodlover1987]

mmmm
wait since its june does that mean this thread is over >>

[MADEVIL]

your right it should be

[jinzo64]

emr i guess since may is over this thread should be peft alone until next may.

[Guthix]

i wish for some brains

[MADEVIL]

does this work for you?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BnOP43Mv_PY/ScNYf0l-lvI/AAAAAAAAI0g/ckEEfK9xKdE/s400/Brains.jpg

[Distict5-9]

^ Yum... Brains that actually come from the country of *BLEEP*... Or maybe not....

[Guthix]

dear god what do you ppl eat in chicago

[Distict5-9]

Not Chicago my friend... (look in the background for hints) =P

[hatz300]

Necronomics: The study of selling dead people, zombie or otherwise (zombies are worth more cause they can move)
(60 left to go, 40 post checkpoint yay!!!!)

[Azure_Xeq]

So Necrology is just the study of dead people then?

[jinzo64]

now thats what i calls brain food.

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.206proof.com/forum/extensions/Vanillacons/smilies/user%20created/brains.jpg

[MADEVIL]

brains for everyone
http://thestochasticman.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/meat-brains1.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

yayz

[Distict5-9]

*Nomz*

[jinzo64]

i like this thread even though it should have expired last month

[Barty64]

I guess an expired thread becomes a zombie thread(sort of)

[bloodlover1987]

http://pagestat.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/zombe-eat-brains.jpg

[jinzo64]

why are the living always evil why can't we have some weird dpin off were the zombies are nice and posh.

[bloodlover1987]

hmmmmm sounds like a good idea

[MADEVIL]

ok you wanted something different, does this work for you?
http://www.buzzinn.net/img/bizarre-and-odd/zombie-girls-in-cannes/zombie-girls-in-cannes07.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

http://m.artician.com/pu/AZLE4MSXDM43FLJACBIKVF2GPZZUGXFV.preview.jpeg

[Barty64]

why are the living always evil why can't we have some weird dpin off were the zombies are nice and posh.

The closest you get is Gladstone and he appears in Timeslitters FP and he'll pick you up in a gangsta stylie(at least that's what he says)

[MADEVIL]

http://www.horror-asylum.com/news/pics/sexy-zombies---you-still-would.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

not that much different >>

[MADEVIL]

how about a zombie bikini?
http://www.againstthewindleathers.com/store/images/uploads/zombie_bikini.jpg

[Guthix]

im not sure if i want to make friends with a rotting pile of meat/nice or not nice, i once saw a movie about a "nice" zombie it was whack and by whack i mean his teacher screams at him to eat him and when only a head is left the teacher calls him a pussy because he cant finish eating an entire human...

[bloodlover1987]

http://daily.hardblush.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/l4dspitter.jpg

[Antonio Black]

Zombies huh?

What kind we fancying here?

Flesh eating zombies?
Brain eating zombies?
Zombies that just want to straight up beat the living **** out of you?
Fast zombies?
Slow zombies?
Voodoo zombies?
Mutated zombies?
Final Fantasy zombies?

The list goes on people. We need to narrow it down.

[MADEVIL]

any and all

[Scorchedenigma]

The list goes on people. We need to narrow it down.
hey i got an idea. lets narrow down the mothers who get to celebrate mothers day to currently married ones with more than three children 8D do you see the problem here >.>

[jinzo64]

zombie appreciation month rolls in to it's second month of appreciation.

[MADEVIL]

everyone loves zombies no matter what time of the year it is

[jinzo64]

there better near halloween

[MADEVIL]

as is most horror stuff

[jinzo64]

so true.
i still wonder how zombies and vampires became so popular all off a sudden

[bloodlover1987]

well i know vampires got big because of those crappy twilight movies

[jinzo64]

that is probably true
theres also true blood and the vampire diaries

[bloodlover1987]

yeah i forgot about true blood >>

[jinzo64]

it's definatly the best out of the three.

but my fav vampire is blood the last vampire live action and anime versions

[bloodlover1987]

yeah true blood was goo but i think zombies have always been popular

[jinzo64]

yeah i know but they just seem to be showing up more in recent years.

[bloodlover1987]

hmm wonder whats behind it >>

[jinzo64]

maybe zombies have infultrated the media,games,t.v and movie industries

[bloodlover1987]

o know there coming >.<

[jinzo64]

what zombies or jedwood?

[bloodlover1987]

BOTH!!!!!!!!

[jinzo64]

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/_cWUbZ2X4QY/0.jpg
WTF
Realy?

[Darthelm]

wow, if you type in jewish zombie in google you get Jesus

[jinzo64]

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn105/walkseva/LuckyStarJustAsPlanned.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

wha wha..plan

[jinzo64]

my plan.

[bloodlover1987]

THAT plan

[jinzo64]

yes that plan to turn all jewish zombies in to jesus

[MADEVIL]

http://danpounder.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/zombie-jesus.jpg

[jinzo64]

omg he looks mad.
wonder why?

[MADEVIL]

not sure but I had nothing to do with it

[jinzo64]

thats what you say.
but jesus says different

[MADEVIL]

what does he know, he's a zombie

[jinzo64]

but it's been three days so he's back a live.

[MADEVIL]

he's still a zombie

[bloodlover1987]

http://www.twilightcreationsinc.com/uploads/pics/zombies_se_01.jpg

[jinzo64]

zombie appreciation month has ressurected itself.

[bloodlover1987]

http://img1.lln.crunchyroll.com/i/spire3/00d75deb5cd3110efe94165720c7cb661235278099_full.jp g

[TheSnarkyOne]

Gross (http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/images/600_nex-zombi-midrange-purplebase.jpg)

[MADEVIL]

http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/4461/zombie.gif

[bloodlover1987]

http://elasticaengineering.com/zencart/images/600_nex-zombi-midrange-purplebase.jpg

gross.....0_o

[Kaiju]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/077/6/2/saeko_by_jam_orbital-d3bw0lg.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

,,,,,, not gross >: D

[Kaiju]

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/082/f/f/Bride_of_Plagus_Gagged_Desktop_by_DrewGardner.jpg
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/084/c/3/Claire_Redfield__s_Peril_by_DarthWoo.jpg

[MADEVIL]

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs47/i/2009/167/e/a/zombie_snow_white_by_Bondage_Chicken.jpg

[jinzo64]

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8367169/498905_thumb.jpg?1301515268

[bloodlover1987]

http://comicadze.com/thumbnails/large_zombie_mario_princess_4669.jpeg

[jinzo64]

looks like peach on ruff night on the town.

[Darthelm]

My almost complete zombie kit
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e398/darthelm/kit2.jpg

- 1 The snipers hand book
- 1 Boobytraps hand book
- 1 Washington map
- Zak survival guide
- 1 12x25 zoom monocular
- fishing line
- 1 electric tape
- 1 H2O proof boonie cap
- 1 Multi-wrap
- 2 9mm clips
- 3 M1 carbine clips
- M1 carbine bayonet
- 1 kukuri
- 1 collapsible baton
- 1 heat sheet blanket
- 3 bungie cords
- 2 spare wool socks
- 550 cord
- 100ft of rope
- 1 slim jim
- lock pick set
- 1 BDU top
- 1 Pull over tubed sweater
- 1 Water proof jacket

[MADEVIL]

I guess were meeting at your house darthelm when we go out on the zombie hunt

[bloodlover1987]

yeah looks like your almost ready :D

[Darthelm]

lol and my kits not even done yet. and these are my guns.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e398/darthelm/weapons.jpg

[bloodlover1987]

now you just need a bad ass car

[Darthelm]

well i have a isuzu rodeo and a toyota FJ cruiser

[bloodlover1987]

http://lolzombie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/easter2.png

[MADEVIL]

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/6505/codwawnznuclearsilomonk.gif

[bloodlover1987]

ahh good times

[jinzo64]

i think we should use fire on the zombies

[MADEVIL]

http://theundeath.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/BEWARE-flammablezombies1B1-150x150.jpg