[e1fen1ied]

Similar to Coolest Thing of the Day just post the weirdest thing that happened to you

my story happened yesterday and it starts like this.........well i went to my girlfriends house knocked of the door get greeted by her go down to sit on her bed she leaves for like 5 minutes to get some drinks im just chilling on my back on her bed eyes closed i hear a door open didnt realy care few second latter i hear my girlfriends little sister yell my name i hop up then realised she was naked i close my eyes again she hops on top of me ask me how i am doing i said odd she laughed ( in my head im like WTF ) after she laughed she puts her hand on my junk and starts rubbing ask me if it feels good im like ..................then she said if it feel good i dont haf to stop right once again im like............( was to in a WTF state to give and answer ) she hops off goes down the hall then my girlfriend comes back only said i gtg she say dam alright see you tomorrow i said idk probly not sorry
that was the major part of the

[e1fen1ied]

story and now i feel like i got molested by a 10 year old and im 14
...............more weird stuff to happen latte hopefully not similar to this
( sorry had to double post typing is limited on ps3 )

[Darthelm]

sounds like a good story to me...a really good story

[e1fen1ied]

it was weird as f*** on **** loli molest status

[Darthelm]

i see nothing wrong with a horny loli

[e1fen1ied]

just noticed your avatar is ****-bear im not gonna argrue now....................

[Darthelm]

good man

[mattroks101]

i see nothing wrong with a horny loli

You my friend, have problems.

Anyway I got a story:

Last week I went down to my local elementary school to play soccer with a friend. I was early so I started hanging out on the swings. Right in front of me is the parking lot. Some guys was parked right in front of me and appeared to be working on his car. Some old ladies were walking there dogs and when the got about 20 yards away from the guy he started making odd choking sounds and staring at them. The ladies asked him if he were ok but he just kept making the sounds. One of them went closer to see if he were alright but when she got withing 5 feet of him he started yelling at her. He asked if he could help her, told her to stay away, and starting cursing at her all at once. I went ahead and left. I never saw the guy or the car again. I suspect he was on something and had the stuff in his car.

[Zuiichi]

ahhh where should i begin,
I was walking across from a elementary school with a pizza in my hand during recess, and a group of 4-6 graders come up saying they'll suck my dick for a slice

[Guthix]

ahhh where should i begin,
I was walking across from a elementary school with a pizza in my hand during recess, and a group of 4-6 graders come up saying they'll suck my dick for a slice

then an oficer comes and offers a prison ass rape for free.

[Bakagami]

I was reading a thread post today and the creator of it double posted instead of editing and amending the first post.
WEIRD **** MAN!
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p80/konamiwan/Rozen_Maiden_Traumend34196341832356.jpg

[Zuiichi]

I was like hell no i'm hungry

[mattroks101]

I was like hell no i'm hungry

And then suddenly

[Zuiichi]

And then suddenly

I was at my house play smash bros and eating piza

[jinzo64]

then suddenly this happened.
this is weird and rude for those of a mature nature 18+
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/412298

[e1fen1ied]

i got licked by a cow today at Six Flags

[jinzo64]

had to read that twice
first read i thought it said i licked a cow today at six flags

[e1fen1ied]

had to read that twice
first read i thought it said i licked a cow today at six flags

lol reading that made the pepsi i was drinking come out my nose and now my head hurts.........................nipples //_^

[jinzo64]

nothing weird happened to me and i didn't see anything weird either.

but i'm sorry that pepsi came out your nose

[EvilestDeath]

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/images/0/07/Penisbag.jpg
lol wut

[jinzo64]

oh i c wot u did there

[Zuiichi]

I got molested by some elementary school girls on the bus o.o

[hatz300]

im going on vacation for 4 days so by the time i get back ill probably have a post for here

[thedarkmessenger]

My root beer magically vanished before I had a chance to drink it O_o I KNOW I brought it inside and I KNOW that I put it by the other groceries. I looked everywhere for it: in the fridge, on the cupboards, where it was before I started putting things away, I even checked random places like the toilet and under the couch. It just....magically...disappeared O_o

[Zuiichi]

*finishes drinking root beer*

[thedarkmessenger]

...damnit Zuii xD

[Zuiichi]

what i needed a drink little girls won't stop molesting me ;_;

[jinzo64]

don't you like the army of loli i sent to your house?

[zemoo]

Earlier today I randomly looked up the music video of "Dani California," (was awesome btw) and later that night I watched the Death Note movie, and when the credits rolled, the credit song was Dani California.

[jinzo64]

nothing weird happend to me today my life is kinda boring

[stinkyfranki]

this site will not allow me to log out... ? strange

[Zuiichi]

duh, you can't leave hell

[NodMan]

Only I can, and that is because I'm here on a day pass.

[jinzo64]

i had weird idea to grow my hair long so i can style it like soifons