[Ruby150]

Ask, and ye shall receive. This thread will be for Mr. Popo from Dragonball Z

[EvilestDeath]

How many episodes has he appeared in throught the Dragon Ball Z series. (All the shows not just the ones starting with Dragon Ball Z including Kai)

As well as how many video games he has appeared in.

Starting out with a tough one for ya. ;)

[blades34AK]

What skin color did they change in the US edit?

[jeremyhac]

How old is Mr. Popo by the end of Dragon Ball GT? (Not the ****ty movie with Goku Jr.) Cuz we all know he's never gonna ****ing die no matter what.

[EvilestDeath]

Is there a Mrs. Popo?
Besides Jinx
http://img.neoseeker.com/ca/pokemon_firered_conceptart_kh0KT.gifhttp://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/a/a6/Mr.PopoLookOut02.png

[Darthelm]

i think this was supposed to be like the chuck norris thread

[Backmask]

i think this was supposed to be like the chuck norris thread

I don't think Ruby wanted to make a ****ty thread full of ****ty jokes.

[Ruby150]

I don't think Ruby wanted to make a ****ty thread full of ****ty jokes.

... How do you know what I want?

[jeremyhac]

Is there a Mrs. Popo?
Besides Jinx
http://img.neoseeker.com/ca/pokemon_firered_conceptart_kh0KT.gifhttp://images.wikia.com/dragonball/images/a/a6/Mr.PopoLookOut02.png

Jynx + Mr. Popo = http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt55/jeremyhac/smoochum_by_Mekurakumo.jpg? Then again, he might not be the actual father.

[Backmask]

... How do you know what I want?

Just an assumption.

[Ruby150]

Well, assuming is bad. One chick thought her masseuse was gay... turned out he was straight, and she called the cops on him, for touching... certain areas of her body

[NodMan]

http://images.wikia.com/teamfourstar/images/6/6e/Peckingor2der.png

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/010/0/e/Mr__Popo_by_LilyLullaby.jpg

[EvilestDeath]

How many episodes has he appeared in throught the Dragon Ball Z series. (All the shows not just the ones starting with Dragon Ball Z including Kai)

As well as how many video games he has appeared in.

Starting out with a tough one for ya. ;)
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/17541/624363-mr._popo_screen_large.jpg

[Kaiju]

Hopefully the humanoid abomination that is Popo shall accept our humble thread as offering enough...but speaking of Mr. Popo facts...

Mr. Popo can kill Chuck Norris. By Blinking.

People have been unable to find Porunga for the longest time...this is because Porunga was foolishly wished into 'the deepest, darkest black hole'. This 'deepest, darkest black hole' of course being Mr. Popo himself. Thus, Porunga is now captive literally within the bowels of Mr. Popo. This is why all wishes granted through Mr. Popo involve his stool.

They say Mr. Popo's tears can cure every ailment in the universe and bring back the dead. Unfortunately Mr. Popo feels absolutely no remorse for anything and thus does not cry.

acist parodies of Black People are actually a subconcious expression of the fear all lesser beings have for Mr. Popo.

Mr. Popo is the reason 'quality customer service' is incredibly rare. He finds the frustration of mortals entertaining.

Mr. Popo once held his training in Hell, it was deemed so heinous that Satan himself had it moved to a seperate dimension entirely as not even the damned deserve such suffering.

New Orleans was hit with Katrina not because the levies failed, but because they failed to give Mr. Popo his sacrifice on time.

Mr. T learned how to pity fools by surviving Mr. Popo's training and only because Mr. Popo felt like Chuck Norris needed a rival that wouldn't utterly destroy him with a mere facial expression.

Vin Diesel learned how to see in the dark as an evolutionary adaption to the Mr. Popo's existance.

On his birthday, Mr. Popo takes one extremely unlucky child and proceeds to 'Unbirth them'. This is his way of enforcing his pecking order on life itself.

There were actually 11 commandments, Moses could not write 'Thy shall obey Mr. Popo's pecking order' down because his hands shook with fear everytime he thought about it. Mr. Popo trolled Moses and his followers for their failure.

The infamous 'Black Plague' of Europe was actually Mr. Popo taking a leisurely stroll in public. It's not his fault people don't know about his pecking order, that was Moses's job and he failed epically.

When Batman stares into the abyss, he does not see bats or even the criminal underworld, he sees Mr. Popo. He doesn't dare blink.

Mr. Popo's greatest nemesis is Astro Boy who is notorius for hunting down and obliterating anyone who reomotely resembles Mr. Popo. One day they shall have their final battle and all of eixstance shall collapse in the aftermath.

Mr. Popo's throne is Tacgnol himself who also serves as Mr. Popo's personal 'reset button' for when he's too busy to do it himself.

Kenpachi Zaraki's bankai was banned for reasons that his sword was named "Mr. Popo" unleashing it would end the multiverse.

[LOLWTFBBQ]

better watch out, trashing Chuck Norris is against the rules of teh interwebz

[Guthix]

-_O i refuse to amuse my self here since i could simply copy all the chuck norris ****,season it with rasism and slap on mr popo's name

[jinzo64]

mr popo is the father of chuck norris and mr T

[Kaiju]

Zalgo is the living manifestation of Chaos and Corruption...Mr.Popo is the living manifestation of Nightmare Fuel.

You are never alone in a room...Mr. Popo is always there...

Many people worship and pray to the old ones, no one prays or worships Popo because they fear to anger him with their petty words.

Mr. Popo was the one really behind the PSN hack, because he felt gamers needed to know despair.

For the reason above, Popo also concocted the Red Ring of Death, which originally had his face on the TV screen every time you turned it on, but stopped doing because he felt the dead cannot fear him.

Popo does, in fact, know what emotion is, however he has no time for that ****.

Puella Magi used to be created by Popo, however the incubators had to come in because the Puella Magi under Popo feared nothing... but Popo.

Broly killed Goku... Popo raped Broly.

The Idea of Evil in Berserk is really Mr. Popo.

Contrary to popular belief Mr. Popo does know Fear... Fear checks its closet everynight for Mr. Popo.

There are two types of people in the world, those who fear Popo and those who don't, those who don't are called "dead".

The Face on Mars is really a monument to Mr. Popo...therefore NASA is to scared to admit its a face.

Cultists worship the Deep Ones, The Deep Ones worship Mother Hydra and Father Dagon, They themselves worship Cthulhu and the Old Ones, Cthulhu then worships the Outer Gods, the Outer Gods worship Azathoth and Azathoth himself worships...Mr. Popo.

When asked "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?" Mr. Popo replies with "dead"

There are no rules of the universe or laws of physics, only the "Pecking Order".

Astro Boy is only Popo's nemesis because Mr. Popo felt he needed one. Not that it will do Astro any good.

H.P. Lovecraft was inspired to write the Cthulhu Mythos by his nightmares...Nightmares of Popo.

Contrary to popular belief there is no evolution, only a list of animals on Popo's pecking order.

Mr. Popo can get inanimate objects to do anything...by just saying his name, because they no better.

ChiChi is an extension of Mr. Popo's Penis.

Contrary to popular belief, Mr. Popo does believe in God, Of course he believes in himself!

Mr. Popo can grant wishes without the Dragon Balls...but the requirements to get his wishes involve his stool...

when you go to sleep at night...Popo is there...

[jinzo64]

mr popo decides the pecking order.

[Kaiju]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/200/3/d/the_golden_pecking_order_by_kaijulord-d40solh.png

[jinzo64]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41572_113852595291416_3134_n.jpg

mr popo and his women

[Kaiju]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/198/0/5/0559d30265a8ac5d1ff84bab70623919-d3ytnd4.png
I named my Jynx Mrs. Popo

[jinzo64]

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/203/6/4/erza_scarlet_by_mismaah-d41cwlw.png
found this searching mr popo blue

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/331/4/9/politically_correct_mr_popo_by_dividedwrath-d33pjxs.jpg
because blue is better than black

[Kaiju]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76r7fjarhiQ&feature=channel_video_title

[jinzo64]

origional popo is hardcore.

[Kaiju]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIB4eHbDOk&feature=relmfu

[jinzo64]

the best use of cloverfield ever.
and the only it's been worth watching.

[Kaiju]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHTTpfonLsc
When Satan fell from heaven you could hear "Enjoy the climb back up, Bitch!" echo down from the heavens.

[jinzo64]

i think dbza mr popo is awsome.
alot better than the origional.

[jinzo64]

i think dbza mr popo is awsome.
alot better than the origional.

[Kaiju]

i think dbza mr popo is awsome.
alot better than the origional.

My sentiments exactly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LxtXsQNLWI

[jinzo64]

poor goku.

mr popo didn't fight coz all his fights would be to short.

[animemental1]

Meh, stupid thread, but wouldn't hurt to try out a joke.

The Universe was created by the big bang. The big bang was a result of Madokami having an orgasm when she was mentioned in a conversation between Mr. Popo & Mr. Blue Popo.

[EvilestDeath]

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes has he appeared in dammit!!!

[Kaiju]

Everyone of them. Everytime the screen goes black...even for an instant, it's Mr. Popo.

[jinzo64]

mr popo creates all the evil in the universe just o torment goku

[JinVicious]

Shenron works for Mr. Popo.

[jinzo64]

mr popo made dragonball gt just for the lols

[Kaiju]

Karma is Mr. Popo's Bitch. That ho owes him rent.

[jinzo64]

the nameks were made by mr popo so he'd have someone to torment.

[Kaiju]

Super Kami Guru is Mr. Popo's Namekian counterpart. However Mr. Popo is the original, he just felt he needed someone to troll planets he is not on.

It has been suggested that Mr. Popo is an avatar of Nyarlathotep, the crawling chaos. However the truth is Nyarlathotep is really an avatar of Mr. Popo.

In the off chance that Mr. Popo "ascends to a higher plane of existence" (he is already there) Alucard is to take his place: "I'm going to do things a little differently around here, I'm NOT going to laugh when I RAPE you."
and after Alucard, Dende, shall inherit the position.

[jinzo64]

mr popo is the origional pimp daddy

[Kaiju]

There is no such thing as a "Virgin" as Mr. Popo is always the first one to "have his way" with someone...before they are even born. Meaning that the concept of "Virginity" is non-existent.

[JinVicious]

Popo is the real reason Broly cried at birth.

[vejtornado]

The only race in the entire universe who see it as their life's mission to become like mr popo is The Borg

[Kaiju]

The real reason Kyubei is trying to prevent the Universe from ending is because if it ends, he will have to deal with an unamused Mr. Popo.

Speaking of Puella Magi, Mr. Popo used to create them however, it turned out they could not feel despair because they feared nothing BUT Mr. Popo.

[jinzo64]

mr popo makes me work for a living.

[Kaiju]

Mr. Popo is the TV Tropes God of the Pecking Order.

[vejtornado]

The Dementors in the Harry Potter books are actually based on Mr Popo.

[jinzo64]

mr popo always wins at the crane machines.

[Kaiju]

mr popo always wins at the crane machines.

Because they know better.

[jinzo64]

mr popo could win the lottery every week but he chooses not to.

[Kaiju]

Mr. Popo can kill Mr. Rogers in a fight. Instantly.
However, Mr. Popo feels that the GAR need an opposing force and so Mr. Rogers and the Moral guardians were created to fight the GAR.
If it wasn't for Popo, anon wouldn't exist either.

[jinzo64]

mr popo is just to awsome for words

[Kira2521]

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/Kira2521/Letstravelbackintime50.jpg


The only race in the entire universe who see it as their life's mission to become like mr popo is The Borg

If you don't understand it (though I asume everyone does) you must watch this, so you know what to be afraid of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76r7fjarhiQ

http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad33/Kira2521/Theeventendshere50.jpg

Mr Popo is the only one The Stig has ever spoken to....or even shown any sign of emotion to

[jinzo64]

mr popo is the origin of the borg

[Kaiju]

Azathoth worships Mr. Popo

[jinzo64]

mr popo is the origional designer of all anime and manga

[Kaiju]

Mr Popo created Melkor, God of Evil because Popo felt he needed amusement.

[jinzo64]

mr popo is the last boss in the next god of war game.
so it's incompletable

[Kaiju]

Some say Mr. Popo is an avatar of Nyarlathotep (or vice versa)... we sincerely hope that isn't true considering the implications of which...

[jinzo64]

they say that mr popo can drive around the top gear track in 30 seconds

[Kaiju]

they say that mr popo can drive around the top gear track in 30 seconds

Not True. Popo can do it...instantly. His Carpet gaiz.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/065/2/9/the_popo_by_zozoblackiechan-d3b39d3.jpg

[jinzo64]

sorry but must obey the haruhi.

[Kaiju]

sorry but must obey the haruhi.

Fool. Haruhi is Popo's bitch. There is a reason she doesn't destroy the Universe... its Popo. Because "Once you go Black, you can never go back."