N.P.C.C.
08-06-2011, 06:15 AM
In honor of the recently released special and my damn boredom due to not being able to go the hell to sleep, i decided to go through my written works archive and pull out some song parody lyrics i wrote 3 years back as a joke. Basically, me and my friends made a strange observation that Goku and Vegeta's relationship has similarities to the song "Stan" by Eminem so i one day took a crack at writing lyrics for a prodyand here it is. Feel free to tell me if you like it, hate it, or i have too much free time on my hands (not far from the truth)
P.S. Please feel free to suggest changes to it to make it better as it's been a year since i edited it and my english teacher always says writing can be improved.
P.P.S. If anyone is interested i always wanted to enlist some help dubbing this to an instrumental of "Stan."
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My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Kakarot, I called you out yet you still haven't accepted
I left my tail, my blood, and my footprint on your doorstep.
I blasted two shots at your garden. You must not have saw them.
There must of been a problem with my aim in all or something.
Sometimes, I fire blast too wildly when I'm releasing them.
But anyway, screw it! What's been going on with your Grandfather?
My wife is pregnant and I'm about to have a daughter
When I have a daughter guess what I’ll call her?
I shall call her "Bra.” I heard about your friend Krillin too but hardly.
I had a friend who “got himself killed" cause he was weak
and nick was "baldie". Look, I know you hear this every
year, but I'm your greatest rival. I even got some of the uncut stuff
you did with Tao. I got a room full of your bodies and your pierced
in heart. I enjoy the stuff you did with Broly too the second part.
Anyway, I hope you get this soon.
Hit me back! Just attack! You know what I'm saying?
Vegeta – “The Prince of All Saiyans”
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on
my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Kakarot! You still haven't agreed to my challenge! Am I
mad? No! I knew you wouldn't manage...If you wanted out of the
world tournament you could have just punked...But at least you could
have written up a challenge for trunks. That's my little Saiyan son.
He's only 8 years old! We waited to the 100th episode for you for 3
seasons yet you didn't show! That's rather crappy since you’re now
his greatest rival. The really sad part is he wants to beat you more
than I do. Again, I'm not that mad but I don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met on Namek? You said if I fought you, you
would fight back! See? I'm just like you in a way. I never knew my
father neither. Only that his name was "Vegeta." I can relate when
we partake in many epic brawls so when I have a peaceful day I
train at night until the dawn because I don't really have much else so it
really helps when I get stressed. I even have your name written in
blood across my chest. Sometimes, I even punch myself, just to feel
the PAIN to remind me of the days when you would punch me in
the FACE! See? Every fight you have's a thrill and I hate because you
joke it. My wife is jealous because she knows I talk about you a lot
but she doesn't know you close to how I know you Kakarot! She
doesn't know how it was like for Saiyans like us growing up!
Challenge me soon hack or I'll be the last rival you ever fuse.
Duel me soon!
"Vegeta"
As a matter of fact, WE SHALL FUSE TOGETHER TOO!
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on
my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Master I'm -Too -Good -To- Challenge –And- Fight -My -Rivals.
This shall be the last time I ever pull a revival! Its been 3 years and
still no fight. I’M NOT WORTHY OF IT!? I know you got my last 5 threats.
I wrote my blood on them perfect! So thus my saga ends Kakarot, I
hope you see it. I'm in the sky right now. I'm going OVER 9,0000 at
the speed of light. Hey! Kakarot, I stole a bunch of senzu beans;
YOU DARE ME TO FLY!? You now that song with Dirty Vegas and the
Days Go By where the guy could of stopped that other guy from
dancing, but didn't, and the humans started to mock him in the
street the next minute? That's kind of how this is, you could have stopped me from
being crushed. Now it's too late. I'm on my last Bean
and now I'm dazed. And all I wanted was one lousy SCUFFLE or a
BRAWL. BE SURE TO KNOW I WISHED UP ALL THOSE CURSED DRAGON
BALLS! I HATE YOU KAKAROT! This would've been epic. THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU WRECKED IT NOW! I HOPE YOU CAN’T EAT AND YOU STARVE ABOUT
IT! THEN WHEN YOU EAT I HOPE YOU VOMIT WHEN YOU SLEEP RIGHT
ON IT! I HOPE YOUR GUT FILLS UP FOR ONCE YET I CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT IT!
See Kakarot...
*Struggles for breath*
SHUT UP WOMAN! I’M TRYING TO TALK! Yes Kakarot...I'm holding Bulma
by the throat. Yet I didn't blow her up I just beat her up. See? I’M
NOT LIKE YOU! Because once I let her go we know she'll hit the ground and then she'll splatter too!
Well...Farewell! I'm about to hit Capsule Corp now…
Wait a second...CURSES! I FORGOT TO WISH THIS OUT!
*Tries to stop*
*Crashes Into Building*
*Building Collapses*
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Dear Vegeta, I wanted to fight you sooner, but I was dead. You
said your wife is pregnant now...oh wait! when did you wed?
Look, I'm really frightened you would call your daughter that and
here's a challenge just for Trunks, I wrote it on his Dragon Map. I'm
sorry about the world tournament I know I missed you, don't think I
did all that intentionally just to fist you, but what's this about you
said "you like to swing your fist to"? That's just disturbing Vegeta,
come on! How demented are you? You have some problems Vegeta.
I think you need some help...So the next time you train, you don't
end up killing yourself. And what's this crap about us going to fuse
together? That's the type of thing that would make me not want us
to fight each other. I really think you and Bulma need each other.
You two are the perfect match. I hope you get to read
this Olive Branch. I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt
someone. I bet you would have some fun if you chilled out a little.
I'm glad I motivate you but Vegeta, what's so wrong? Know this all
along that I was looking forward to our brawl.
I just didn't want you to do something insane. I saw something on
the news a couple weeks ago that caused me pain. Some crazy alien flew
into Capsule Corporation holding his wife by the throat and she was
pregnant with his Saiyan! In the rubble they found a tape and they said
who it was to.
Come to think about it...it....it wasn't addressed "Goku"
...Darn
P.S. Please feel free to suggest changes to it to make it better as it's been a year since i edited it and my english teacher always says writing can be improved.
P.P.S. If anyone is interested i always wanted to enlist some help dubbing this to an instrumental of "Stan."
__________________________________________________ _____
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Kakarot, I called you out yet you still haven't accepted
I left my tail, my blood, and my footprint on your doorstep.
I blasted two shots at your garden. You must not have saw them.
There must of been a problem with my aim in all or something.
Sometimes, I fire blast too wildly when I'm releasing them.
But anyway, screw it! What's been going on with your Grandfather?
My wife is pregnant and I'm about to have a daughter
When I have a daughter guess what I’ll call her?
I shall call her "Bra.” I heard about your friend Krillin too but hardly.
I had a friend who “got himself killed" cause he was weak
and nick was "baldie". Look, I know you hear this every
year, but I'm your greatest rival. I even got some of the uncut stuff
you did with Tao. I got a room full of your bodies and your pierced
in heart. I enjoy the stuff you did with Broly too the second part.
Anyway, I hope you get this soon.
Hit me back! Just attack! You know what I'm saying?
Vegeta – “The Prince of All Saiyans”
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on
my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Kakarot! You still haven't agreed to my challenge! Am I
mad? No! I knew you wouldn't manage...If you wanted out of the
world tournament you could have just punked...But at least you could
have written up a challenge for trunks. That's my little Saiyan son.
He's only 8 years old! We waited to the 100th episode for you for 3
seasons yet you didn't show! That's rather crappy since you’re now
his greatest rival. The really sad part is he wants to beat you more
than I do. Again, I'm not that mad but I don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met on Namek? You said if I fought you, you
would fight back! See? I'm just like you in a way. I never knew my
father neither. Only that his name was "Vegeta." I can relate when
we partake in many epic brawls so when I have a peaceful day I
train at night until the dawn because I don't really have much else so it
really helps when I get stressed. I even have your name written in
blood across my chest. Sometimes, I even punch myself, just to feel
the PAIN to remind me of the days when you would punch me in
the FACE! See? Every fight you have's a thrill and I hate because you
joke it. My wife is jealous because she knows I talk about you a lot
but she doesn't know you close to how I know you Kakarot! She
doesn't know how it was like for Saiyans like us growing up!
Challenge me soon hack or I'll be the last rival you ever fuse.
Duel me soon!
"Vegeta"
As a matter of fact, WE SHALL FUSE TOGETHER TOO!
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on
my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Greetings Master I'm -Too -Good -To- Challenge –And- Fight -My -Rivals.
This shall be the last time I ever pull a revival! Its been 3 years and
still no fight. I’M NOT WORTHY OF IT!? I know you got my last 5 threats.
I wrote my blood on them perfect! So thus my saga ends Kakarot, I
hope you see it. I'm in the sky right now. I'm going OVER 9,0000 at
the speed of light. Hey! Kakarot, I stole a bunch of senzu beans;
YOU DARE ME TO FLY!? You now that song with Dirty Vegas and the
Days Go By where the guy could of stopped that other guy from
dancing, but didn't, and the humans started to mock him in the
street the next minute? That's kind of how this is, you could have stopped me from
being crushed. Now it's too late. I'm on my last Bean
and now I'm dazed. And all I wanted was one lousy SCUFFLE or a
BRAWL. BE SURE TO KNOW I WISHED UP ALL THOSE CURSED DRAGON
BALLS! I HATE YOU KAKAROT! This would've been epic. THINK ABOUT IT!
YOU WRECKED IT NOW! I HOPE YOU CAN’T EAT AND YOU STARVE ABOUT
IT! THEN WHEN YOU EAT I HOPE YOU VOMIT WHEN YOU SLEEP RIGHT
ON IT! I HOPE YOUR GUT FILLS UP FOR ONCE YET I CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT IT!
See Kakarot...
*Struggles for breath*
SHUT UP WOMAN! I’M TRYING TO TALK! Yes Kakarot...I'm holding Bulma
by the throat. Yet I didn't blow her up I just beat her up. See? I’M
NOT LIKE YOU! Because once I let her go we know she'll hit the ground and then she'll splatter too!
Well...Farewell! I'm about to hit Capsule Corp now…
Wait a second...CURSES! I FORGOT TO WISH THIS OUT!
*Tries to stop*
*Crashes Into Building*
*Building Collapses*
My blood runs cold I'm wondering why I can't get out of bed at all
The Dragon Balls glow out my window, and I can see them fall
as glaring lights flash through my fingers leave your bloodstain on my wall
It reminds me that of what I had what I had...
Dear Vegeta, I wanted to fight you sooner, but I was dead. You
said your wife is pregnant now...oh wait! when did you wed?
Look, I'm really frightened you would call your daughter that and
here's a challenge just for Trunks, I wrote it on his Dragon Map. I'm
sorry about the world tournament I know I missed you, don't think I
did all that intentionally just to fist you, but what's this about you
said "you like to swing your fist to"? That's just disturbing Vegeta,
come on! How demented are you? You have some problems Vegeta.
I think you need some help...So the next time you train, you don't
end up killing yourself. And what's this crap about us going to fuse
together? That's the type of thing that would make me not want us
to fight each other. I really think you and Bulma need each other.
You two are the perfect match. I hope you get to read
this Olive Branch. I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt
someone. I bet you would have some fun if you chilled out a little.
I'm glad I motivate you but Vegeta, what's so wrong? Know this all
along that I was looking forward to our brawl.
I just didn't want you to do something insane. I saw something on
the news a couple weeks ago that caused me pain. Some crazy alien flew
into Capsule Corporation holding his wife by the throat and she was
pregnant with his Saiyan! In the rubble they found a tape and they said
who it was to.
Come to think about it...it....it wasn't addressed "Goku"
...Darn